Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 475

When Cao Wei heard that Zhang Yongfa was going to help the cook, his eyes almost didn't fly out of shock, because the external environment was less affected, and the folk customs were still very simple. To be precise, the thinking was still very conservative and traditional. In their place, men cook That's a very shameful thing. In people's minds, cooking is inherently a woman's business, so women are called people in the house. Guests at home are not even qualified to serve on the table, and men are no matter what they have. No matter how capable you are, as long as you have a wife, when it’s time to eat, sit cross-legged on the kang, wait for the wife to prepare the meal, bring it over to eat, and then the wife will carry it into the kitchen to wash the dishes, and the man will take advantage of the situation and lie down on the quilt Just light a cigarette and pick your teeth, and you're done!
Cao Wei thought about how far away it would be for a man to cook. How could it happen to his brother-in-law? Go to help the cook, but as long as he is a man, he is concerned about saving face, so no matter what the reason, as long as he is here today, he must not let his brother-in-law cook. In the future, who will cook is the business of the couple , if no one cooks, eating raw would have nothing to do with me, so I grabbed Zhang Yongfa's hand and said

"Brother-in-law, you old man, why go to the kitchen if you have nothing to do! My sister can do it alone! You don't care, let's play with the children together!"

Zhang Yongfa glanced at it, thinking that he finally met someone who loves him dearly, but if he wants his parents to be happy, he should be an official, if his wife is happy, he should cook, if his boss is happy, he should be a slave, if his friends are happy, he should be an owner, and if his children are happy, he should be an official. Be a cow and horse, I want to be happy and you dream, today is an opportunity to express, if you make your wife happy, you can only take out that bottle of good wine, otherwise you can only look at it through the glass, the eyeballs have protruded after so many years, I had to take it out to drink today, so I pursed my lips and slapped Cao Wei on the head, and then I couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry

"Boy! What are you talking about! Thanks to you traveling all over the world for so many years, I really don't know how you got here! It's been so many years since the reform and opening up, and the BJ Olympics will be held this year! You said that your male chauvinism has not changed at all! The national law stipulates that cooking is a woman’s business alone. Haven’t you heard that women are half the sky? Half the sky, if we men don’t stand up, don’t we raise fat heads and big ears to prepare for the New Year! Cooking is not a reason! I don’t even know what to say about you, let’s play with the baby first and I’ll go over to help!”

Cao Wei froze in place for a moment, thinking that this guy was yelling all day, doing housework after finishing the farm work at home, and he was not a machine, even if it was a machine, there was a time for maintenance and rest, but after arriving at his house today, directly Come to a big change, the hat of machismo has been put on, and he was slapped for no reason, and he can find someone to reason with, but as the saying goes, the guest can make whatever arrangements are made by others, and he can do whatever he wants bring it on!Waiting for my sister to come out later, the two of them will clean themselves up again, then there is no need to eat this meal, and they can just pretend to be angry and go home!
Thinking of this, Cao Wei glanced at Zhang Yongfa, and said helplessly

"Okay! Brother-in-law, there is nothing wrong with your words. When I get married in the future, I will definitely learn from you! Be on par! Try to be a model husband! Hurry up and cook! I will play Tetris with the doll!"

When Zhang Yongfa heard that this guy was going to play with his son, he pursed his lips and did not say a word. He just walked into the kitchen when Cao Xiaoxia stopped the kitchen knife in his hand and said in a puzzled voice.

"Excuse me, are you a pig? The digestive system is so good. When did I eat this meal? I was so hungry that I ran to the kitchen to find something to eat! Hurry up and get out, my food is not ready yet. I'll call you to serve the meal when I'm done! Don't stand here like a door god and affect my mood!"

When Zhang Yongfa heard that the digestive system is good, he wanted to say that my digestive system is good, not as good as your body absorbs it. Look at how round you are. People who don’t know think you are pregnant, but if you say this, this prodigal mother They might raise their knives in their hands, and their heads will move. Don’t talk about drinking the wine in the cupboard. I’m afraid there will be no chance to see it. In order to make the fire in the stove more prosperous, I saw the whole kitchen soot flying everywhere in an instant. When Cao Xiaoxia saw this, she quickly covered the tofu and the cut vegetables with steamed buns, with sparks in her eyes , said angrily

"Excuse me, are you the reincarnation of a starving ghost? I told you everything! The meal is not ready! Let you go out and wait! Are you deaf! Or are you blind! Look at how you messed up the kitchen Yes! You obviously don’t know how to start a fire, but you pull the box hard. Since you’re so hungry, why don’t you throw your hand in and eat it! Get out quickly! Before the meal is ready, I don’t want to see you again! I hope Do what you like! Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude to you!”

Zhang Yongfa rubbed his sour eyes, and wanted to turn around and leave, but in this case, the wine in the cupboard would be farther and farther away from him. The key is that Cao Wei is at home, let him Seeing his embarrassed appearance, God knows when he will make fun of him, so he endured it for the sake of wine, and still said with a playful smile

"Oh! Look at you! I saw that you couldn't do it alone, and I was afraid that you would be exhausted, so I came here to help you and lighten your burden. If you say you don't praise me, it's fine. How can you Hurt people by exporting! Since I have become a thorn in your side here, it should be okay for me to go out! If you get angry and mistake alkali flour for salt, and good white flour to make cornmeal, wouldn’t you be too sorry? is you!"

When Cao Xiaoxia heard about this shameless guy, she finally realized her conscience, and she knew she felt sorry for him. She ran to the kitchen to help the cook, and the anger in her heart disappeared instantly. He admitted his mistake, because the faults of stinky men are all habitual, so he gave a hard look and said
"Why did you make a clean kitchen full of smog? It's reasonable now! Since you came in to help, can't you talk? Please tell me what I want you to do. Could it be that your mouth was kicked by a donkey? , or is this broken mouth not only swearing, but also eating! Don’t you know how many catties and taels you have? Burning fire and pulling bellows, that’s what a pig like you can do? Go outside to chop some firewood, but you don’t see the stove I don’t have much firewood, is it a way to express anger with eyes?”

(End of this chapter)