Piano

Chapter 33 Sound Audition The Fourth Good Guy Is Really a Child Laborer
"... Huh?" He Luo was startled when he heard the sound, and it took him a long time to realize what Lan Xuesheng had just asked.

He pouted his chin and pondered for a moment, then silently doubted Yusheng for a while, before tentatively giving an answer: "According to my years of experience, I usually don't fight or tie knots."

"Maybe it's because... I only have one head?"

"Understood, this is equivalent to you having seven arms, eight hands and a hundred fingers growing under one head. The third prince Nezha has three heads and six arms. You are Nezha plus, with one head, ten bodies and twenty arms!" Lan The sound of snow was thoughtful.

After hearing this, Chen Yingsheng took a deep breath from the side: "Hiss~ This sounds a bit like some mysterious monster Cthulhu, a wonderful tentacle play—"

"Pheasant, don't read strange books for the elderly, and don't just browse inexplicable websites." Lan Xuesheng was silent for a moment, and couldn't help giving Chen Yingsheng a disgusted look, "I know all kinds of games, it will only hurt you." you."

"Hey! Ergou, don't spit on people. A good Taoist priest like Pindao who is upright, righteous, and upright will never read any strange fanfic or visit strange small websites--Pindao's computer is absolutely~ yes! No These!" Chen Yingsheng was serious, pointing to the sky.

"Integrity?" Lan Xuesheng was unmoved.

"Justice?" Little Zheng was suspicious.

"A healthy body?" Lan Xuesheng raised her eyes quietly, her face expressionless, "The laxatives have already lost their San value."

"That's right, me too." He Luo nodded again and again, Lan Xuesheng turned her eyes and glanced at him inexplicably after hearing the words: "Shut up, you are a very ugly fish."

"Hey, it's not up to me to grow up like this, you have to ask my ancestors." Xiao Zhengtai lowered her head aggrievedly, and her small appearance almost made Lan Xuesheng, a dog and silver-haired control, fail on the spot.

Fortunately, she quickly adjusted her state within a few breaths, and turned to a new round of soul-questioning.

"Okay, don't worry about your ancestors or not, Comrade He Xiaoluo." Lan Xue said with a serious face, "So... ah no, I still care a little bit, so how many necks do you have? He Luo Lo!"

"Uh, this..." Mrs. Xiaozheng was dazed for a moment after hearing this, "Miss Xiaolan, do you think there is a possibility—"

"We fish don't have necks?"

"Huh?" Lan Xuesheng was taken aback when she heard this, and she suddenly realized, "Damn it, that's right, you fish don't have necks!"

"Then the next one—the next question, little friend He Luo, may I ask, do you have ten lives if you have ten bodies?"

"No, because I only have one head." Xiaozheng shook his head too seriously, "If the head is lost, I won't be able to match another body with a head."

"Then what if one body is lost?" Chen Yingsheng grasped the key point and quickly added questions.

"If you lose one body, you won't die theoretically." He Luo replied in surprise, breaking out in a cold sweat for no reason.

——This question, no matter how he heard it, he felt that something was wrong.

"But if one body is lost, it is equivalent to the amputation of a limb, which will have a great impact on Taoism and subsequent normal life."

——You guys better not hit me up in your free time! !
Xiaozheng shrank and moved to the depth of the chair, trying to shrink himself into a small ball. The instinct of being a strange beast told him that the two smiling human beings in front of him didn't have any good water in their stomachs. But he couldn't just push them to the ground!
"Oh~ that's it." Lan Xue nodded, and raised her hand to rub her chin as she spoke, "Then the sexes of your ten bodies are all the same? Are there half male and half female, or six males and four females, three males and seven females?" Category?"

"Huh, huh??" He Luo was at a loss, unable to turn his head around for a while-what the hell is this question!

Lan Xuesheng chased after the victory, stuck in the vacancy of He Luo's brain, and asked fiercely: "If the ten bodies of your He Luozhi fish are of different genders, then when you reproduce, do you reproduce by yourself or by yourself? Allogeneic reproduction?"

"Do you change sex under certain conditions like clownfish or parrotfish do? What's the difference between female and male horora?"

"Do you usually suddenly want to wear women's clothes?"

"What, what??" He Luo's pupils shrank suddenly, and his fingers trembled slightly.

Lan Xuesheng turned a deaf ear to this, and a new question came up when she touched her lips: "As a fish, how do you think that you bark like a dog? How does it feel to be treated like the same kind by puppies?"

"Aren't you particularly good at eating with ten bodies and ten stomachs? Have you ever eaten Feng Xi poorly over the years?"

"In addition..." Lan Xuesheng pressed the armrest of the chair and slapped the bamboo tube to pour beans, and Chen Yingsheng, who was guarding the other side of the chair, also filled in a few subtle problems with strange angles.

After being interrogated, He Luo's head was already as big as two heads. Under the eyes of all four, he couldn't help but rubbed his temples and wailed twice: "Stop, stop, stop, don't ask, don't ask!" I asked, you two are making my head explode."

"Let me stroke it, let me stroke it—" Xiao Zhengtai hugged his head and begged for mercy. He felt that he must have committed some heinous and unforgivable crime in his previous life, and that he would be reduced to this miserable state in this life. These two bastards are in the hands!
——Compared with being forced to listen to them ask these weird and anti-fish questions, he would rather be caught by that crazy girl and thrown into the forest again!
He Luo's face was full of pain, and it took him a while to figure out the questions these two bastards asked just now, and his already choked throat was so choked that he almost couldn't breathe: "First of all, I am a fish with ten bodies of different genders. It is consistent, there has never been a situation where there are several males and females at the same time—”

"Secondly, I don't know what the other fish of the same family are like, because when I was born, there were not many He Luozhi fish in Qiaoshui -- that's why I was taken into Xiqin by Fengxi of."

"Oh~ So you were recruited for protection." Lan Xuesheng showed her understanding.

"...You can also put it this way. In short, there are not a few strange beasts that Feng Xi took into the piano for the same reason. Most of them are good-tempered and can be used as medicine." Xiaozheng scratched his head angrily, "again , that breeding question you asked—”

"How did I know that, I was young when I had to enter the practice, and I didn't grow much after I achieved something in my cultivation."

"—The growth cycle of the ancient exotic fish is different from that of ordinary animals, and I haven't grown up for many years, so, strictly speaking, I am not a mature Heluo fish yet."

"Good guy Ergou, I didn't expect this, this is a real child laborer!" Chen Yingsheng yelled with his eyes wide open, "It's over, Ergouzi, Pindao also fell into trouble this time—"

"Pindao swore back then that he would never fight a child in this life!"

　Laugh to death, He Luo is still a child laborer
　　
　
(End of this chapter)