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Chapter 34 Audition Fourth Older People Seldom Go Online
Chen Yingsheng stroked his chest, gripped his wrists, and cried out in pain on his back. He looked like a super villain in a novel who suddenly regretted when he was dying, and began to confess his crimes to the world.

When He Luo heard this, he seemed to have been poked into some pain point. Lan Xuesheng saw that the thousand-year-old Zhengtai, who looked less than ten years old, suddenly puffed up her bun face, and her black eyes were also wide and round.

"Hetui! What child labor, you are the child laborer, and your whole family is a child laborer!" Xiao Zhengtai spat at the old Taoist priest, cursing, "I just entered the Tao early, and because Xiqin's inner world is not quite the same as the outside world, The growth of the body has almost stagnated, so it is not a real child labor!"

"The real child laborer is clearly your apprentice—the child was dragged out by you before he was 23 years old, and he drove the car and carried the water tank. Old Chen, you ordered him to do these things, aren't you embarrassing?"

"Ha... Fellow Daoist He, what do you say about this thing? Humans and strange beasts can't be generalized." Chen Yingsheng looked up at the sky with his hands behind his hands, "For you strange beasts, a 23-year-old child is no different from a newborn baby There is a difference, but for us human beings, that poor boy is now old enough to register for marriage."

"Hey, you old bull-nosed person is always good at making excuses, ghosts will believe your words." He Luo wrinkled his nose and curled his lips, then turned to look at Lan Xuesheng, "Miss Xiaolan, I will continue to answer your questions."

"I'm not very sure about whether He Luoyu can change his gender—although I can't change it myself, but when I was young, I did see the same race running around alone with a baby."

"So, it might be possible to change the gender." Up to this point, Xiaozheng paused slightly, "Besides, if some of He Luo himself can change the gender of his own body, what about those things you asked earlier? The phenomena of 'several males and females' and 'self-reproduction' also have probability."

"Yes, I can't give you a definite answer to this question. If you really want to know the specific details about the breeding of He Luozhi fish, I suggest you ask Boss Feng—she lived longer than me, so she probably knows be clearer."

"Oh shit, if this is really self-sufficient," Chen Yingsheng smacked his lips, and quickly accepted He Luo's words with a flick of the whisk, "wouldn't it be the legendary true narcissus?"

When Lan Xuesheng heard this, she turned her head suspiciously and glanced at the dust whisk that the old Taoist had copied out of nowhere, and her eyes were filled with complicated emotions: "Peasant, are you sure you haven't visited anything that you shouldn't?" website?"

"Narcissus, even I didn't understand what it meant until Fuzhi forcefully stuffed it into my mouth last month. How do you know this thing so well?"

"Ahaha, this, cough, what, it's not that I'm very talented and young at heart. I like surfing the Internet and browsing the big-eyed boy's little green book on weekdays. I can learn these things quickly!" Chen Yingsheng squinted his eyes and tried to defend himself, Lan Xuesheng lowered his head and looked at He Luo: "Do you believe it?"

"Based on my understanding of Lao Chen for so many years, I don't believe a single word of the nonsense he said just now." Xiao Zhengtai replied sincerely, and Lan Xuesheng nodded her head solemnly when she heard this: "That's right, I don't believe a single word of it." I don't want to believe it."

"That's right." He Luo said, and after thinking about it, he brought the topic back on track, "Okay, Miss Xiaolan, let's leave Lao Chen alone, and I'll continue to talk about what I didn't finish just now."

"—Although girls' clothes are beautiful, I don't suddenly want to wear women's clothes."

"In addition, although I have ten bodies, my appetite is not much larger than that of ordinary freshwater fish of the same weight. In addition, I have been practicing Dao for many years and I have long been used to bigu. Fish are smaller."

"As for, Boss Feng—it's impossible for her to be poor by me, and it's impossible for her in this life." Xiaozheng said with a serious face, "Because she lived a long time, has a lot of knowledge, and has a good brain, which she has accumulated over the years. His wealth is countless."

"These things are definitely not something that I and other impoverished little fish can lose all of them casually."

"That's right, Mr. Feng is a top-notch rich woman, and this poor dao can prove it!" Chen Yingsheng nodded, "The poor dao works for her, and the asking price has always been based on the three origins, and there is no upper limit. After so long, the poor dao I have never seen her hesitate to send money!"

"Basically, as long as she reports the word 'card number' to Pindao, the money will come in within 10 minutes. The speed is so fast that Pindao once wondered how many banks' VIP customers she is!"

"It's hard to say. She has a lot of things, and Qin is not very sensitive to these things. If she likes to live wherever she likes, she can open a card at that place." He Luo shook his head, "We don't know how much money she has saved. cards and souvenirs.”

"Tsk, don't go on talking about it, Fellow Daoist He, you are talking so poorly that you are almost hating the rich." Chen Yingsheng was speechless, "I have been working hard for so long, and I haven't been a VIP yet!"

"Oh, this kind of thing, just get used to it, old Chen, you see, I'm quite used to it now." Mrs. Xiao Zheng raised her hand and patted Chen Yingsheng's shoulder as she spoke to appease her, but her buttocks almost instinctively went deeper into the chair. shrunk.

——Although he has answered almost all of Lan Xuesheng's questions, and the atmosphere in the room is also very good, but his intuition as a strange beast tells him that all this is just the calm before the storm, and there must be something more behind. Horror awaits him.

He has to be vigilant all the time.

He Luo swallowed calmly, then tentatively tugged on Lan Xuesheng's sleeve: "Miss Xiaolan, I've finished answering all your questions."

"So, do you have any other questions, can I go now?"

"Hey~ He Luoluo, why don't you leave in such a hurry~" Lan Xuesheng waved her hands, and then led Chen Yingsheng to wrap the chair back and forth again, "We have indeed finished asking the questions, but in fact, Shan and I Comrade Ji found you today because he had some unreasonable requests."

Xiaozheng immediately felt alarm bells in his heart: "How unreasonable is it? Tell me first and listen."

"Hey duck~ He Luoluo, you hate it~~" Lan Xuesheng covered her face with her hands, pretending to be ashamed in a classic way, "It's just..."

"I just want to ask you, do you mind if we grab your two fish scales and cut off your two fish skins~"

"Of course, if you don't mind reluctantly giving up your love and giving me a swim bladder, it's better. If you don't mind, only fish scales are fine, and I won't dislike it~~"

"—Anyway, people almost use fish scales and fish maw to boil some glue for making strings, and Comrade Pheasant's Yaoshanguan Sanqing Temple is missing a piece on the roof that can not only repair the roof, but also last for decades. Waterproof leather~"

"Well, that's right!"

　Lan Lan, you are disgusting!
　　So why did He Luo answer the question so bluntly?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)