Piano

Chapter 35 Sound Audition Chapter 4 You Have a Fart Fuck

Chapter 35 Sound Audition Fourth You Have a Fart

Good guy, good guy!
No wonder these two bastards laughed so arrogantly and wretchedly when they put him up today, no wonder they would ask him questions, and every sentence was quoted on the "ten bodies"——

It turned out to be the idea of ​​hitting his scales, skin and swim bladder!
"Good guy—" He Luo stared, and raised his voice in horror, "I will be your brother, and you fucking want to dig out my lungs?!"

"Lung tubes, what lung tubes?" Seeing that the fish had pierced her mind, Lan Xuesheng began to pretend to be stupid, "All we want to ask for is your fish scales, swim bladder and fish skin. There have never been any lung tubes, why? Luo Luo, let me tell you, you can’t talk nonsense about this—”

"No lung tubes, no lung tubes at all, you say I'm right, pheasant!"

Chen Yingsheng nodded when he heard the sound, and raised his hands to swear: "Yes, Ergou, that's right, Ergou, you Daoyou Mingjian, Pindao and Comrade Ergou, from the beginning to the end, never said for a moment that they wanted to ask for your lung tube—Pindao I would like to send you four with the only remaining integrity of the poor!"

"You speak as if you still have integrity, Old Chen!!" Xiaozheng clenched his fists, "And you two don't keep pretending to be stupid here—"

"The swim bladder of fish has the function of assisting breathing. What else is this kind of lung tube connected to the alveoli? You two, don't tell me what kind of heart, liver, spleen and kidney this is. Although I squat in the water every day, but I'm out of my mind again!"

"Hey duck~ If you don't have any morals, let's change to the evening festival~" Chen Yingsheng swung the whisk in his palm, "Fellow Daoist He, if you can't even believe in the evening festival of Pindao, Pindao doesn't mind betraying Zhen a little..."

"Enough of the pheasant, you are already very flirty, don't continue to flirt." Lan Xuesheng turned back to Chen Yingsheng angrily, "If you flirt again, we won't be able to broadcast this episode!"

——No one cares about the chastity of an 80-year-old veteran!
"Okay Ergou, no problem Ergou." The old Taoist was kind, obediently stretched out his hand and made a gesture of smacking his mouth. An Sheng retreated behind the scenes, and incidentally cast an earnest and sincere look at He Luo.

——The Sanqing Palace they watched from afar really needed a new roof!

"Cough, well, what do you say about this, Comrade He Xiaoluo." The smile on Lan Xue's face faded slightly, and her fingertips curled up rather nervously, "It's not that we have to want... want to To dig your trachea."

"The main reason is that, on the one hand, I am really a bit lazy to deal with so many scattered fish maws; on the other hand, I am really worried that the strings made of ordinary isinglass are not strong enough to be placed on Xiqin well. superior."

"You know the situation of Fengxi. She was the first violin made by Fuxi himself back then. She was born with a natural aura. Ordinary strings can't be wrapped around the wild goose's feet, and ordinary strings can't be made into good strings. .”

"But the legendary 'ice silkworm' that can make ice strings has long been extinct. According to the string making method that Feng Xi gave me, the best silk I can find is only one silkworm."

"Under such conditions, if I don't try to find better ones for the fried glue on the strings, I'm really afraid that the strings will not be able to withstand the power of rhyme in the end. Break it on the table first."

"So I thought, using the so-called 'spiritual energy' fish scales to boil the glue might have a better effect..." Lan Xuesheng spoke sincerely, and then locked He Luo's eyebrows eagerly.

After hearing this, Mrs. Xiaozheng tilted her head and sighed. After a long time, she raised her hands and pinched the center of her brows with a headache: "Oh, how can I tell you about this—"

"It's actually like this. If you want to ask me for two pieces of fish scales and fish skin before releasing it, I will give it if I say so. After all, this thing is not difficult to grow, and it will not be difficult to pick a place with thick skin. It hurts, and if the aura is sufficient, at most three days it will be almost as good as before—”

"But the problem is that since the change of the Universiade, the aura in the world has become thinner and thinner. Now it is the so-called "dharma-ending age" in the scriptures of those bald men. The aura is insufficient, and the wounds are naturally difficult to heal. I don't want to move casually. knife."

"Of course, the aura in Qinzhongjing is still sufficient, but Xiqin's strings are broken, and the five elements are out of balance, so we don't dare to waste the Qinzhongjing in order to keep the key seals intact. aura."

He Luo said with a broken face: "These strange beasts you can see now-I, Shuhu, to be honest, we are all little fellows who don't have much ability and can't cause much trouble .”

"Including the bird that you call 'A Si' by Miss Xiaolan, don't look at their bird saying that it can bring about a severe drought, in fact, what they can affect is just such a small area of ​​such a small area. Most of the time, more often, they are responsible for others—the ones who can really cause big troubles are the remnants of ancient gods or fierce beasts like Nuba and Qiongqi."

"These are the things that are sealed in the deepest part of Qin Zhongjing, and it's also these things that Boss Feng has been guarding against all along." Xiaozheng let out a sigh of relief.

"That's right, the few of us don't dare to waste the spiritual energy in the piano, for fear that the five elements will not be fully repaired, and those seals will be loosened."

"If not, that narcissistic bastard Yuhu wouldn't have been bald for so many days, and he hasn't grown all his hair yet."

"So..." Lan Xuesheng mused after hearing this, "The problem is indeed more serious."

"Originally, I thought, if I can't get fresh fish scales, I'll give you some old ones, but now it seems... hey, ok, ok, I'll think about changing to another kind of glue. Your idea."

Lan Xuesheng spread her hands, but He Luo raised her head in surprise when she heard this: "Huh? Can the glue you use to make strings be boiled with old scales?"

"If possible, I really have some old fish scales that fell off before."

"I'll look for it for you." He Luo said, reaching into his sleeve and digging hard while speaking.

After a while, Lan Xuesheng and the two of them watched helplessly as the little Zhengtai pulled out a mother-of-pearl wooden box that was only one foot square and half a foot high from his seemingly empty sleeve. A small cloth bag wrapped in tulle.

"Here, Miss Xiaolan, do you think these are enough?" He Luo blinked, "But there is a problem, my scales may not be easy to endure, and you have to ask Boss Feng to help you a little bit."

"Okay, I'll remember to call her." Lan Xue nodded her head, and when she finished speaking, she lowered her eyes to take a closer look at the contents of the bag—a stack of light-colored hair the size of half her palm was wrapped in the tulle like soft smoke. She roughly counted the fish scales, there were about a hundred pieces.

"Enough is enough, add some other herbs for boiling gelatin, and the boiled gelatin is enough to make several sets of strings!"

"Well, as long as it's enough, I'm fine if it's not enough - I grow slowly, and I don't really like hoarding these things." Mrs. Xiaozheng closed her jaw slightly, and then flipped her hand to Chen Yingsheng to throw a roll of translucent flowers with hidden flowers. soft cloth.

"Here, you can take this to repair the roof. I won this from a bet I made with Shuhu before."

"This is the skin that shed from his tail. It is as fireproof and waterproof as his feathers. Such a large piece should be enough for you to repair the hole."

 sleepy, too sleepy
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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