Piano

"Meow??"

Liang Qu, who was knocked off the ground by someone, stared at him and let out a meow. He couldn't understand what Lan Xuesheng's bad mood had anything to do with him, so he struggled and threw up his limbs: "Wait, Wait a minute, tell me some reason, Feng Laoxi!"

"The little girl is not in a good condition, you go to comfort the little girl! What do you want me to do?"

"Could it be that if I accompany her to work and look at the store, she will be in a better mood? Good guy, I've lived for almost 8000 years, why haven't I heard that I have this ability!"

"Nonsense, there are so many things you haven't heard of, how can I let you listen to everything." Feng Xi rolled her eyes in response, and twitched its cat's head angrily, "I haven't heard of 'pets'. Can it make people feel better'? It's rare for me to find you a serious job to do, don't you know how to cherish it."

"Hetui, who needs to cherish this!" Liang Qu gritted his teeth, pouted his cat's mouth and spat in a low voice, "You said it too, pets can make people feel better—"

"What kind of thing is that pet, and what kind of thing am I? I am a beast, do you understand the beast? A beast that can kill ten of your soft little pets with one paw!"

"—Who have you ever seen who dares to take ancient beasts as pets?" Liang Qu resisted to the death, even dragging his companions into the water, "Besides, if fierce beasts can be used as pets, then Shuhu and the others These strange beasts can definitely do it too!"

"There are also Ah Si, Tu Tu and He Luo—there are not many people in the world who raise birds and fish at home? Just right, you have all fish and birds!"

"Tsk, have you ever seen a bird with four eyes?" Feng Xi sneered, "Would it scare other people if you take it out?"

"There are also the 鹸鵌 and He Luo you mentioned. These two guys are even more outrageous. One has grown three heads, and the other has grown ten bodies—isn't this going to be caught and studied in the laboratory?"

"So, Liang Xiaoqu, I advise you not to struggle." Feng Xi grinned quietly, "You are the only cat in the whole family, and you won't be able to find a substitute for you right now."

"—obey the order obediently, don't force me to send you for sterilization."

"Good guy, you vicious old piano, why do you still want to fuck me at this time?" Liang Qu frowned, "You, you are threatening the beast!"

"Ah, yes, yes, I'm threatening you today." Feng Xi responded perfunctorily, "To be a cat, you must have the self-consciousness of being a cat—if you don't believe me, go to the street and see who's kitten is now. Still not sterilized, no shit?"

"But, but," Liang Qu looked aggrieved, "but I'm not a cat—"

"Who says you're not a cat?" Feng Xi raised his chin slightly, his eyes full of inscrutable, "Liang Xiaoqu, let me ask you, does the cat have hair all over?"

Liang Qu didn't understand, so he stretched out his claws and kicked his head: "Yes."

"Then did you also grow a whole body of hair?" Feng Xi asked, Liang Qu tilted his head: "That's right."

"Well, does that cat have four paws, a tail and two ears?" Feng Xi tempted, "And the cat likes to eat meat?"

Liang Qu shook his leg: "That's right."

"In the same way, do you also have four claws, a tail and two ears, and you are cheap and like to eat meat?" Feng Xi said, grabbing Liang Qu by the nape of his neck, and putting it on the coffee table.

There was originally a drink bottle with only one bottom left on the edge of the coffee table. Liang Qu saw the bottle and subconsciously pushed it to the ground with his claws.

"Crack~"

The sound of the plastic bottle falling to the ground was clear and audible, and Liang Qu's ridged claws froze immediately—he originally wanted to say that although he also has four claws, a tail and two ears and likes to eat meat, he is not cheap , but as soon as the bottle falls to the ground...

Well, it seems that I can no longer sophistry.

Liang Qu, who suddenly figured this out, suddenly felt a little worried on his face, and immediately turned his head away, pretending to use the cat's mouth to blow two incomplete whistles, Feng Xi bent over with a half-smile. The corner of the lips: "It's all like this, how dare you say that you are not a cat?"

"No, I say no, no, cats don't bring war disasters to the world, but I can, so I'm not a cat, I'm a beast," Liang Qu bared his teeth, "It's a beast!"

Seeing that it has arrived here, Feng Xi still refuses to give up, so she simply raised her eyebrows and turned out the kraft paper bag that was only pressed under the sofa cushion: "Well, since you still don't want to admit it, let's make another one." test."

"As we all know - cats are fluid and have a penchant for drilling all kinds of broken cardboard boxes and bags."

"And I happen to have a kraft paper bag here." Feng Xi rolled his eyes, and as soon as he finished speaking, he made a gesture and let go of the paper bag.

Liang Qu saw her movement, and immediately widened his eyes in horror: "Wait, don't throw it first——Fuck! Feng Laoxi, don't, don't throw it!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !” Liang Qu raises his head to the sky to growl, he wanted to force himself to close his eyes not to look at the damn source of all evil, but his instinct took control of his body at this very moment.

When he came back to his senses, he had already shrunk into the small paper bag that was not as big as half his body, and Feng Xi looked down at his appearance, and couldn't help but let out a sneer: "So ah--"

"It is said that you are cheap and long-haired. You have four paws, a tail and two ears. You are fluid and like to drill into bags and boxes. Then you are a cat."

"Accept your fate, little cat Liang Qu, you have nowhere to escape." Feng Xi made a final decision, and Liang Qu had no choice but to succumb to her "desire".

So early the next morning, when Lan Xuesheng had breakfast, changed her clothes, and was about to go out to look at the shop, Liang Qu, who was forced to admit that she was no different from a cat, had already stood at the door and waited. she.

"Feng Laoxi said, let me accompany you to work today." The strange beast groaned and stalked his neck, and the appearance of his chin upturned made him look more like a tsundere kitten.

"You can say that I was raised by you outside, but you can't say that I am a pet." Liang Maomao Qu added earnestly with his head up, "Because we beasts don't treat people as pets, this is My inviolable majesty as a ferocious beast—”

"How about it, mortal, do you understand?"

"Uh," Lan Xuesheng was taken aback when she heard this, and she turned around the corner in a short while, hurriedly opening her mouth to confirm what she just heard, "Understood... I understand it, but you are sure to accompany me Will you work with me?"

"The piano store...maybe it's not the same as home?"

"Hmph! You hateful mortal, why do you talk so much? I have always been a beast of faith. I just said that I want to accompany you to work, so I will definitely follow you today." Liang Qu was very dissatisfied Pussy pussy.

"Furthermore, isn't my shiny fur not beautiful enough? Isn't my vigorous paw line not beautiful enough? Ben Qu even asked to take the initiative to accompany you, what else do you have to ask!"

"Could it be that you are not satisfied with a handsome and cool ancient beast like me here?"

Big forced to recognize cat scene, bushi
The first few chapters gave me too much emo, let me write some funny ones in these two chapters.

Otherwise, that Wen Ji in the back. .

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I understand everything