Piano

... How many copies of Mr. Ba Zong's novel Mary Suwen does this cat eat for a meal?
Lan Xuesheng's eyes twitched unconsciously when she heard these words—the conscience of heaven and earth, this is the first time she has seen "greasy" on a cat's face in such a big life!
And this oil is not an ordinary edible oil, she feels that it has a tendency to develop in the direction of tons of heavy tar paraffin oil——

In short, the mouth area.

Lan Xue vomited silently, then raised her hand and patted Liang Qu's cat's head in a nonchalant way: "The little cat is fine, don't read pirated novels, it looks like it's almost burnt out of oil .”

"Bah! Who reads pirated novels? What I watch are all kinds of TV series made by you mortals, okay?" Liang Qu seriously corrected, "Wait a minute, don't get me wrong, take me out to work together, hey— — did you hear that?"

"I heard it, I heard it." Lan Xuesheng responded perfunctorily, kicking on her cloth shoes.

Before opening the door, she looked back at Liang Qu seriously, and made two new requests to him by the way: "However, if you really want to follow me to the piano store, you must also meet my two very important conditions. "

In order not to be "cruel" by Feng Xi, Liang Qu raised his head when he heard this, with a haughty and proud expression: "You tell me."

"As long as your request is not excessive, I can agree to you."

——Anyway, it’s enough to save him from running away.

His fur bell is so precious.

Liang Qu slandered inwardly, Lan Xuesheng hugged her chest and tilted her head with a smile that was not a smile: "Don't worry, I'm just a mere mortal, I don't practice, and I don't know magic spells. What excessive demands can I ask of you?"

"I just want you not to talk casually outside today, and no matter how others treat you—kiss or masturbation—as long as they don't hurt you intentionally, you have to hold back and don't hurt people at will That's all."

"You know, little Miaomiao Liang Qu, cats in our era can't speak human language." Lan Xue raised her brows slightly, "They only meow meow."

"Hey, you humans are really troublesome," Liang Qu waved his paw impatiently, "Okay, okay, I am in a good mood today, so I will mercifully agree to you—is there anything else I want to ask?"

"Well... Besides, we are already on summer vacation here," Lan Xue said in a deep voice, "there will probably be more children in the piano shop recently."

"A few children may like to put some stickers on you, press a seal or something like that. That's a sign that they like you, and they don't want to hurt you. You have to pay attention to the difference."

"If you really can't take it anymore, you can come to me - besides, I brought an extra tablet. If you are bored and don't want to care about people, you can secretly watch a drama by yourself?"

"Tsk, you guys are really troublesome, come on, I remember everything you said, let's go quickly." Liang Qu urged repeatedly, and after speaking, he took the lead in rushing down the stairs with the door open—the old Feng Laoxi He didn't want to stay in the hellish place any longer, he was afraid that the guy would be upset and tried to fuck his poor balls again.

Damn it, sooner or later she scratched the tassels on her piano, making this dogecoin thing a bald man with no hair.

Liang Qu thought to himself, then quickly ran down the stairwell to the first floor.

As an old-school alien, he doesn't have any trust in most of the electrical appliances of human beings (except mobile phones, TVs, tablets, and mp4/5 that can watch dramas). He firmly believes that the little girl who walks slowly in the elevator will definitely not ...

Ehhhhh?Why did this little girl suddenly run ahead of him?
Liang Qu, who managed to get to the first floor, stared blankly at the girl who had already ridden the electric donkey and was bored waiting for him to get on the car. For a moment, she couldn't figure out why the peerless handsome man of his own generation (self-proclaimed) could be compared to the big strange beast. Lost to the mediocre human technology.

Lan Xuesheng, who was standing at the door of the building, saw Liang Qu's snow-white cat face from a distance, and hurriedly waved his arms and waved: "Hurry up - get in the car and sit firmly, let's go!"

"Come... Meow~" Liang Qu, who kept the agreement, braked urgently, swallowed the human words that were almost blurted out, and switched to nondescript meows.

When he got on the pedal of the little e-Donkey, he still couldn't figure out where he had lost. On the contrary, Lan Xuesheng watched it get on the car, and couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "From the seventh floor all the way along the stairs Running down in time, you are really not tired."

"Obviously there is an elevator next to it."

Lan Xue murmured, then twisted the handle to speed up. After a short while, she and Liang Qu successfully arrived at the piano store. There were two familiar pipa barrels in front of the familiar rolling shutter door, and two familiar girl.

"Wukong Bajie, you were kicked out by your mother again this morning?" Lan Xue, who stopped the car, couldn't help raising her voice slightly, and the two little girls who were trying to jump on the sidewalk to catch leaves followed along. Turning around with a sound, Qi Shushu put on a bitter face.

"Yes, Teacher Lan." Bajie drooped his head and dragged his tongue, "Since my mother knew that I had to come to class every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday during the holidays, she has been beautiful. I made four big dishes, and before I woke up this morning, she dug me out of the bed with a bucket and threw it out the door."

"That's right, I'm a little luckier than Bajie this time." Wukong who caught up grabbed the leaves and touched his nose bitterly, "——I was very foresighted. I suffered from being kicked, and by the way, cheated my father of a hundred dollars of his private money."

"Frog! You are so developed, senior brother!" Bajie yelled, "How did you do it, I will try next time!"

"Simple, I just found my father and said that I found his private money in a certain pocket of the cabinet. If he refuses to share half of it with me, I will immediately run to tell my mother." Wukong patted Bajie Pass on experience generously, "Let others lose money."

"Tsk tsk, black is still black on you." Ba Jie shook his head, "However, how do you know that there is his private money in the pocket of the clothes."

"Are you really going to flip?"

"Damn, how can that be, the cabinet is in their room, I have no chance to find it." Wukong stuck out his tongue, "I guessed."

"--How do you say that sentence? A cotton jacket in summer and a dress in winter, one of the best hiding places for a man's private money, plus my mother is indeed a lazy person who only cleans the closet twice a year. My father, that unthinking ghost, will probably hide the money there."

"Or, psychological tactics, wonderful~" Bajie praised repeatedly, and suddenly found the "big fat cat" who just jumped off the little eDonkey and followed Lan Xuesheng step by step, his eyes lit up immediately flash.

"Wow~ Teacher Lan, you brought cats here today!" The little girls were overwhelmed with surprise, and now they didn't even care about their father's private money, and immediately trotted forward and surrounded Liang Qu.

"It's such a big cat, and its fur is so beautiful——" Wukong sighed sincerely, and Liang Qu proudly raised his cat's face when he heard this.

——You two little mortals are quite knowledgeable!
Then it will be sucked bald.

It's slowing down, let's break it down briefly in the next chapter, and continue with the plot