Haidonghang

Chapter 35 Lee's North Korea ([-])
Fang Wen: Farewell, director, director, Mr. director, male god.

A Zong stopped when he heard the word male god, turned his head and said to Fang Wen, fortunately your aesthetics is inversely proportional to your IQ.

Well, I'll give you another chance, I'm asking if you have any unique skills?unique skill?understand?
Fang Wen: Unique skills, I know.Director, I'll jump five.

A Zong: Good dance, what kind of dance do you know?
Fang Wen: I can dance to five.A Zong: I know you can dance, but what kind of dance do you know?

Fang Wen: I don't know how to dance, I can only dance five. Tao dances...dance.

A Zong: I was a little confused at first, but I am even more confused when you say that. Your primary school pinyin was taught by your math teacher, right?
Fang Wen: No, the math teacher is only responsible for teaching us art, and my pinyin is taught by the physical education teacher.

A Zong: I am convinced of you, forget it, you should dance first.

Fang Wen jumped the frog on the stage and jumped out of a 5 track.A Zong: What are you doing?

Fang Wen: Jump to five.

A Zong: Are you dancing?are you kidding me
Fang Wen: No, director, look what this is (did a frog jump)

A Zong said, the frog is jumping.

Fang Wen gestured to the stage and said, what number is this?
A Zong: 5 ah

Fang Wen: Director, look, this is jumping, this is 5, isn't it 5 jumping together?

A Zong: Let's go. (angry) Fang Wen grabbed A Zong's arm and said, director, give it another chance.

A Zong pushed Fang Wen away, Fang Wen was pushed to the ground, and then hugged A Zong's thigh, director, director a, Mr, Mr director, handsome man.

A Zong stopped in his tracks again, and said, well, it was your shameless, no, persevering behavior that once again moved me.

Well, I'll give you another chance, if you don't come up with a unique skill this time, I'll leave right away.

Fang Wen: A unique skill, this time it must be a unique skill.Director, this time I will show you a magic trick.

Fang Wen said to the audience in the audience, friends, I want to perform a magic trick, can a friend come up and help me?Well, that's the beauty behind the handsome guy standing up.

The audience takes the stage.

Fang Wen: Hello, beauty, what's your name?

Audience: XXX
Fang Wen: Do you have a boyfriend?
Audience: None.

Fang Wen put his finger to his mouth, my God, what a coincidence.

Then I quietly put my mouth into the ear of the audience, in fact, I lied to him just now, I have always been a single dog.

A Zong: What are you doing?I came to see your performance, not to see you chatting with girls.Will it change?

Fang Wen tidied up his collar and said, well, now don't say much, just listen to me.

Others will say that magicians are full of props, but I have nothing.

All I have is a handsome haircut (short hair tossed a bit) and a devilish body (twisted waist).The protagonist of today's performance is it, as he said, he picked up the cup on the table.

……

Fang Wen: Beauty, take a sip and see if it is ordinary water?
Audience: Hmm. (Audience nods)
Fang Wen: Everyone has heard that this is just a glass of ordinary water, but it has nothing to do with today's magic.

At this time, Fang Wen turned his head to the audience. Do you believe that I can drink the water in the cup without touching my mouth.I see doubt in your eyes, don't I?Please answer me, yes.

Audience: Yes.

Fang Wen: Alright, audience friends, the following is the moment to witness the miracle.Then, Fang Wen took out a straw from his pocket and drank the water in the cup.

Fang Wen: Often first-rate magicians end here, but I am a nasty magician.

At this time, Fang Wen saw the audience looking at him with strange eyes, and quickly explained, no, I am not obscene, I mean vulgar, no, I mean third-rate.Yes, I am a third-rate magician.

Fang Wen gave the cup to the audience and performed the magic of blasting the cup. (The specific magic effect is similar to Liu Qian's Coke bottle blasting)
A Zong: Do you have anything else?
Fang Wen: I can also sing.

A Zong: What song can you sing?

Fang Wen: "New Drunken Concubine" by Li Yugang

A Zong: Sing and watch.

Fang Wen: When the music started, (there was no response from the stage) just let it go.

Fang Wen sang the female part of "New Drunken Concubine".In line with the drunken Beijing opera movements of the new imperial concubine, Fang Wen leaned into A Zong's arms when singing drunk in the king's arms.

A Zong pushed Fang Wen away, vomiting.

A Zong: Great, you are the leading actor in this movie.

Fang Wen: Thank you director.

At this moment, A Zong's phone rang.I was told that the investor had canceled the investment, and the original shooting plan was cancelled.

A Zong: Hey, Mr. Li... what... is there no room for redemption? ……Okay, I know.

The director turned to Fang Wen: I'm sorry, I just received news that the investor has withdrawn the capital, and the original filming plan has been cancelled.so……

Fang Wen: Director, I will pay for how much money is needed.

A Zong: You...why.

Fang Wen: I just want to fulfill one of my dad's wishes.My dad was a comedian when he was young. Although he was just a walk-on, he was serious about being funny. He has been working hard silently, hoping that one day everyone can see his face on TV.

Later, when he was old, he pinned his hopes on me.But I am not interested in actors, I have my own ideas, so I have been against him.

Just last year, he was diagnosed with terminal liver cancer, and I just wanted to see me on TV before he left.I just want him to have less regrets in this life, I just want to do more filial piety for him, I just want to say to him, Dad, I love you.

A Zong: Don't worry, I will definitely make the best movie ever made for your dad.

closed.

Let's talk about it, it's a good comedy, and it has to be sensational in the end.He still didn't say I don't understand?

Is there anything the king doesn't understand?
Of course, it's okay for him to be sensational in a comedy, but he can be arranged so little by the king.

This is absolutely unbearable.I didn't want to come today, but this guy actually threatened me and said that if I didn't come, he would write me dead.

Could this king be the kind of person who can be blackmailed easily?So, I resolutely accepted his suggestion and came here again.

Ladies and gentlemen, please do me a favor, read more of his books, and don't let him destroy me again.

Yue Shimeng agreed that if one day he became popular and one day his novel was published, he would draw a hundred friends from among those who supported him and give them a set of signed novels.

If he doesn't send it by then, you will scold him online until you scold him to death.

By the way, where did we talk about yesterday?Ah, the time is up, let's talk about it in the next chapter, goodbye!
(End of this chapter)