Starfighter

On the outskirts of Locke City on the planet Solomi, an ugly fighter that looks like a huge bat is flying straight into the city.The wings on both sides of this fighter plane are almost flush with the nose. The fuselage is huge and thick. There is a turbojet engine on each side of the middle. The slender tail is connected to an inverted V-shaped double tail. , painted with two large red crosses.This is one of the most equipped logistics fighters in the federal army-medical transport aircraft.The inside of the thick fuselage of the medical transport aircraft is divided into upper and lower layers. The belly of the lower layer can be used to load a large number of soldier weapons and equipment, and the dozens of compartments on the upper layer can be used as a temporary field medical center to rescue soldiers on the battlefield. on wounded soldiers.

The medical transport aircraft can undertake both tactical transport tasks and field rescue tasks, and is a relatively important logistics fighter for the federal army.However, the fuselage of the medical transport plane flying to Rock City did not have the logo of the federal army, and it was able to fly wantonly behind the rebel army, and there was no escort fighter plane, which only showed that the fighter plane itself was a member of the rebel army .

At this moment, in a cabin of the transport plane, Hao Yi, who was wearing a uniform of the Federal Army, was lying on a hospital bed bored, holding his head in his hands and crossing his legs, humming that extremely ugly iconic nursery rhyme, " I'm a little duck, babbling, babbling, huh, huh, huh..." Before being thrown onto the plane by the rebels, his broken holographic helmet and a suit of individual light armor had long been taken by the rebels. They stripped him of everything, and even his military card that could prove his identity was confiscated.

On the bed next to Haoyi, Hu Erpang, who was tangled up like a fat white spider with white bandages, was squinting his eyes and snoring loudly, as if accompaniment to Haoyi's nursery rhyme, mixed into A maddening "music" echoed in the cabin.On the bed next to Haoyi, Zhao Jiakun was lying with his eyes closed, resting his mind. Although his brows were tightly frowned, Zhao Jiakun was not worried by the "music" of the two of them.At this moment, he was thinking about how to escape from the rebels.

At the door of this cabin, a rebel marine holds an electromagnetic nail gun and is staring closely at Hu Erpang, who is humming nursery rhymes and blowing bubbles from his nostrils.Although the Marine is wearing a holographic helmet that is integrated with the armor, the expression on his face at this moment cannot be seen clearly, but his thick armor is trembling slightly at this moment, as if telling others , the poor marine is suffering terribly.

"Hohohahaha, Xiaopang wants to buy a house, Xiaopang wants to buy a field, Xiaopang owes me 3000 yuan, and I haven't paid it back yet! The interest is rolling, the interest is rolling, and if you don't pay it back, you will splash the paint! Houhouhaha..." Hao Yi After humming that ugly nursery rhyme countless times, I finally changed to another unknown song with a slightly faster rhythm.However, the voice is still quite ugly.

"Da da da!" Suddenly, the spike gun in the marine's hand rang out hastily. And the rapid explosion.Following that, the red warning light in the cabin sounded terribly.

"Damn! Can you fucking shut up for me!" The gunfire stopped, and amidst the wailing siren, the marine jumped and roared.

"Uh..." Startled by the sudden movement, Hao Yi tilted his head and stared curiously at the rebel marine with innocent eyes, and finally stopped the deadly tone-deaf man as he wished. singing.

"Brother Hao, what's the matter? Is dinner ready?" The sound of the spiked warhead's explosion inside the bulkhead also awakened Hu Erpang who was sleeping soundly, and he blinked his big mouth still slobbering, After wiping off the dripping snot, he stretched lazily, and asked Hao Yi puzzledly.

"Shut up!" This time it was actually Haoyi and the marines who scolded Hu Erpang together, making Hu Erpang look at Haoyi with quiet eyes, like an innocent child.

"Buzz!" The automatic door on the bulkhead opened suddenly, and two armed marines rushed in. One of them nervously asked the marine who was guarding Haoyi, "Eden, what's going on?"

"It's okay! Damn it, it's just that one of these two bastards is singing some nasty nursery rhymes, and the other is snoring almost as loud as a laser cannon. Damn, I'm going crazy because of them!" That The marines guarding Haoyi first took a few breaths, then pointed at Haoyi and scolded them.

After listening to what the marine named Iden said, the two rebels were taken aback for a moment, and then there was a burst of laughter from the loudspeaker attached to the marine mech, and one of the rebels He bent over laughing so hard that he almost lost the spike gun in his hand.Another rebel patted Eden on the shoulder gloatingly, and said with a smile: "Eden, now you understand why none of us want to come and arrest these three guys! These three guys, especially That guy who was as thin as a yellow-faced monkey, from being captured by us to being thrown on the transport plane, has been humming a mess of ugly songs, which made the brothers almost collapse."

"Hey, brother, don't insult people like this! It is said that the song I sing is a bit ugly, but no matter what, I am giving my voice to everyone for free. Now, any young interstellar singer who sings will not charge you sky-high tickets Hey, I really don’t know people’s hearts!” Hearing the conversation of the three rebels, Hao Yi suddenly sat up straight, defended himself solemnly, and finally pretended to sigh that people’s hearts are not ancient and the world is cold.

"Fuck, no, I'm going to ask the captain to change the guard!" Eden turned his head and gave Hao Yi a disgusted look, then yelled at the two rebels.

"Alright! Eden, you'd better stay here obediently! Haha, let's go, let's retreat!" A rebel stopped Eden who was about to rush out, patted him on the shoulder, and then greeted another rebel Before Eden could react, the two rushed out of the automatic door like wild dogs that had run loose.

"Uh..." In the room, Haoyi and the rebel named Iden fell into a state of speechlessness.

"Damn it, stay quiet for me. If you dare to make noise again, I will kill you first!" After a long time, Iden came back to his senses, glared at Haoyi through the holographic helmet, and gestured with his hands. spike gun threatened.

"Uh, isn't it just improvising his strengths? As for killing the interstellar singer who thought he was about to become famous like this?" Hao Yi curled his lips in dissatisfaction and muttered.

"What nonsense! Stay with me, I will come when I go!" Iden roared with black lines on his head, and was about to go out, when he turned around and warned the three of Haoyi: "Now the plane is at an altitude of 5000 meters. Even if you want to escape, you will fall to pieces without wings. So just stay with me!" After speaking, Eden escaped from the cabin without looking back.

"Cut!" Haoyi contemptuously raised his middle finger at Yiden's back, but when he turned around, he saw Zhao Jiakun staring at him in a daze. "Uh, what's the matter with Old Zhao? You won't be scared stupid by these kittens and puppies, right?" Hao Yi asked, scratching the back of his head, waving his hands back and forth in front of Zhao Jiakun's eyes.

"Stop messing with Haoyi, should we think of a way to get out of this gap!" Zhao Jiakun slapped Haoyi's hand off, frowning and said solemnly.

"Get away?" Hao Yi widened his eyes, looked at Zhao Jiakun in disbelief and reminded: "Didn't you hear what the fat pig said just now, the plane is high in the sky now, unless the three of us have become birdmen who can fly !"

"Then we have to take advantage of the current time to discuss a solution! Are you two willing to be thrown into the rebel prisoner-of-war camp? I heard that the rebel prisoner-of-war camp is really not a place for people to stay!"

"Uh, well, let me think about it!" Seeing Zhao Jiakun's serious appearance, Hao Yi finally nodded seriously, put away his foolish look, and frowned in thought.

"Even a bird that can fly can't fly if it's hungry." Hu Erpang pulled the bandage that wrapped himself up like a fat spider twice, rubbed his still sore back, and muttered in a low voice, then Started falling asleep again.For him, even if the sky is falling, it can't stop him from eating, drinking and sleeping.

"Yes!" Just a minute after Hu Erpang's snoring sounded, Haoyi suddenly slapped himself on the forehead, and shouted excitedly, turning around to see Hu Erpang who had fallen into a coma, jumping up and down in anger In the past, he twisted Hu Erpang's ears and shouted: "You foodie, don't sleep, get up quickly! Brother Hao has a business to explain!"

Amidst Hu Erpang grinning in pain, Haoyi called Zhao Jiakun and whispered in their ears for a while.

"Hao Yi, can you do it?" Zhao Jiakun frowned and worried after hearing Hao Yi say it happily.

"Old Zhao, Allah!" Hu Erpang curled his lips, rubbed his waist, and said nonchalantly, "Brother Hao is here, let alone a hijacking! Even if it is a battlecruiser, our brother Hao can easily catch it!"

"You foodie, don't interrupt!" Hao Yi glared at Hu Erpang, and then said to Zhao Jiakun seriously: "Old Zhao, as long as you two cooperate with me in the performance, I believe this transport plane will soon be able to change its surname to Hao!"

"Okay! However, it's better to be careful in everything. If it doesn't work, we'll wait until the plane lands to find a solution!" Zhao Jiakun finally nodded in agreement under Hao Yi's persuasion.After all, Zhao Jiakun asked Hao Yi to go over the plan again, and carefully analyzed and studied several key points.

A moment later, the automatic door buzzed open, and the former rebel marine, Eden, walked in clangingly holding a spike gun.

"Damn it, Lao Zhao, you've even counted this, you're so damn accurate!" When he heard the sound of the automatic door opening, Haoyi jumped onto the bed in a swish, pretending to be gray. Shocked, he exclaimed.

"Calm down, calm down! Isn't this all a small case!" Zhao Jiakun, who has always been serious, pretended to be an old magic stick at this time, squinting his eyes and waving his hands in disdain.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Eden, who had walked in with a gloomy face, suddenly saw the movement of Haoyi and the three of them, and quickly aimed the rifle in his hand at the three of Haoyi, and asked sharply.

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