Starfighter

037 Chapter Haoyi's Fudge

Iden, a rebel marine, was the squad leader who went to look for him just now, and expressed his dissatisfaction with the three prisoners of war, Hao Yi, and asked the squad leader to allow him to switch positions.However, the squad leader coaxed Eden back with a smile on the grounds of insufficient manpower.Not long after Eden joined the local security force of the planet Solomi, the governor's office of the Miami sector announced its separation from the federal autonomy. Afterwards, Eden was incorporated into a certain marine regiment of the 12th Corps of the local security force of the planet Solomi, and served as a Supplement soldiers.

Just when the three of Haoyi were captured, it happened that Eden had just been added to the team.As a supplementary soldier, of course he was inevitably bullied by the veterans in the team, and because of this, Eden was instigated by the veterans to take charge of guarding the three of Haoyi.After receiving Haoyi's "nursery rhyme" that was comparable to a noise weapon, Iden almost regretted it.

When Eden first entered the door, he was full of depression and had a gloomy face. When he suddenly saw Haoyi yelling there, his heart was suddenly alert, and the muzzle of the black spike gun was aimed at him immediately. The three of Haoyi were killed.

Hearing Yiden's scolding, Hao Yi pretended to have just noticed that Yiden came in, turned around in surprise and said, "Ah, brother, you're back? Hehe, you've worked hard!"

"Stop playing with me!" Iden roared, and the laser on the muzzle aimed at the red dot and moved to Haoyi's forehead, and said sharply, "I asked what the hell are you doing?"

"Don't, don't! Calm down, buddy!" Looking at the red light flashing from the muzzle of the spike gun, Haoyi really felt a little guilty, worried that the rebel brother would get excited and his finger on the trigger would tremble. , then the game is really over. "Listen to my explanation, this brother is telling my fortune!" Hao Yi pointed at Zhao Jiakun, who was leaning against the head of the bed, pretending to be a fairy, and said, "Damn, he's accurate!"

"Fortune-telling?" Eden was taken aback for a moment, and then scolded: "What are you talking about! What age is it now, and fortune-telling still exists?"

"Really, brother! This guy not only figured out that the three of us will be captured today, but also figured out where we'll be sent!" Hao Yi spitting and gleefully exaggerating the magic of the "great immortal" Zhao Jiakun, " Are you sending us to a POW camp in Rock City?"

"Uh... yes!" Eden was taken aback by Hao Yi, and unconsciously lowered the spike gun in his hand, wondering how Hao Yi knew the destination of the transport plane, could it be That guy leaning on the head of the bed, with a messy bandage around his waist, squinting his eyes and mumbling something, is he really a fortune teller?

In fact, when Eden went to look for the team leader's "theory", the radio in the cabin once broadcast a message "This machine will arrive in Rock City in 10 minutes!"

"That's it, do you think this guy is a god! He can actually figure out what injuries the three of us will suffer today! Hey!" Haoyi said, trying to get closer to Eden.

"Stop! Take another step forward, be careful that my gun goes off!" Eden was a little dazed by Hao Yi's intimidation at first, but when he saw Hao Yi walking towards him step by step, a twitch suddenly appeared in his heart. Alerted, the muzzle of the gun was raised again, and he shouted sharply.

"Don't get me wrong, brother!" Hao Yi quickly waved his hands and tried to explain: "To tell you the truth, I just found out that this guy has been a fortune teller for eight lifetimes! Damn, why do you think he is so amazing? !"

"Yeah, yeah. This guy actually figured out that my old Hu would hurt his waist today! Ouch, he really counted it!" Hu Erpang, who was wrapped in bandages like a fat white spider, hurriedly He also booed and flickered at the side, touching his waist and groaning.

"Really so magical?" Eden, who was originally a bit simple and honest, was fooled by the singing, one and one performance of the three of Haoyi, and he seemed a little out of his mind, and asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"I still have a hexagram today. If you want to tell your fortune, come here quickly! Don't wait until it's over!" Zhao Jiakun, who had been squinting his eyes, snorted at the right time and said, "If you don't come, I will have a rest!"

"Brother, why don't you try it too! It's really effective!" Hao Yi blinked quickly, stepped forward and urged.

"Try?" With the efforts of the three of Haoyi, Iden began to feel a little moved, hesitating as if he was asking Haoyi or talking to himself.

"Try it!" Hao Yi rolled his eyes, and encouraged him while the iron was hot: "Don't worry, brother! As you said, how could the three of us escape by taking advantage of this opportunity? Even if we fall, we will be smashed to pieces Cake, are you right?"

"That's right!" Haoyi's last words finally dispelled Yiden's worries.

"That's right! The journey is long, so let's take it as a pastime!" Seeing that Eden had successfully hooked, Haoyi was slightly relieved, and hurriedly flattered him with a flattering smile.

"Okay, let's try! You two sit down for me!" Eden nodded, temporarily forgetting the depression just now, threatening Haoyi and Hu Erpang with the spike gun in his hand, saying, Immediately, he commanded Zhao Jiakun arrogantly: "Hey, who is it! Come here and tell my fortune!"

"Didn't you see that the Great Immortal was seriously injured and couldn't move?" Zhao Jiakun raised his eyebrows and smiled contemptuously.

"Uh..." Eden was taken aback for a moment, obviously he didn't expect the prisoner to put on such a big air.

"Brother! Don't be disrespectful to the Great Immortal. He is possessed by a god now. If you disrespect him, the fortune-telling will not work!" Hao Yi hurriedly approached, pretending to be quite respectful, and whispered to Eden .

"Okay!" Eden hesitated, nodded reluctantly, and walked to Zhao Jiakun's bed.

"You want to tell a fortune?" Zhao Jiakun looked like an old magic stick, squinted at Eden in front of him, and said coldly: "Open the mask and take off the armor on your hands, otherwise, you will not be able to see your face and palm prints clearly. This great immortal can't use supernatural powers!" To be honest, at the beginning, Zhao Jiakun was not very sure whether he could successfully fool the rebel army.After seeing Hao Yi fooling him into the bait with a few words, Zhao Jiakun also breathed a sigh of relief, and began to feel a little like entering the role of "great fairy".

"What?" Eden was a little surprised, but there was a trace of doubt in his heart.

"Uh, this, brother, this is the rule of fortune-telling by the Great Immortal!" Hearing Yiden's surprised voice, Hao Yi hurriedly stepped forward to explain with a smile, then turned around and said to Zhao Jiakun: "This, Great Immortal, how about you first Appear, let this brother see your supernatural powers?"

"Okay!" Zhao Jiakun put on a look of embarrassment, pinched his fingers and frowned for a moment, then slightly raised his head and said, "Your name is Eden, and you are a recruit who just joined your team!"

"Ah?" Hearing that Zhao Jiakun actually knew his name and that he was a recruit, Eden was startled. He opened his mask and asked incredulously, "How do you know?"

"Brother, believe me now! I told you, this great fairy is very smart!" Hao Yi took this opportunity to approach Yiden, patted his thick shoulder pads, and said solemnly.Eden’s name, in fact, had been overheard by Haoyi when Yiden was talking about Haoyi and the other two marines before, but Yiden himself was a little dizzy from being fooled by Haoyi and the three. Huh, I just can't remember.As for Yiden being a recruit, this sentence was deduced by Haoyi, but unexpectedly he guessed it correctly.Now that he has gotten to this point, Hao Yi feels that he can completely rest assured of the IQ of this rebel named Eden. It is estimated that his IQ is lower than that of Hu Erpang, who knows how to eat, drink and sleep all day long.

"Yeah!" Eden nodded in a daze, his expression became respectful, his brows were tangled together, he hesitated for a moment and leaned over to Zhao Jiakun's bed, and asked respectfully in a low voice: "Then, can this great immortal Help me figure it out, how is my fiancée doing at home? Will she... Uh, just help me figure it out!"

Hearing Yiden's words, Haoyi's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly winked at Zhao Jiakun, who responded faintly from the corner of his eyes.

"Take off the armor and gloves on your hands, and let me see the palm prints on your hands!" Zhao Jiakun's eyes flashed, and he suddenly said to Eden seriously: "Also, throw the weapons in your hands away! This is a murder weapon, and it will greatly affect the accuracy of the divinations that this Great Immortal has made for you!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Maybe it was the three of Haoyi who completely bluffed Eden, or maybe it was Eden who was anxious to let this fake fairy tell him a fortune teller, anyway, this poor Eden nodded and responded in a hurry. He loosened the heavy armor on his body, opened the gloves, and turned off the safety of the spike gun, throwing it aside.

"Daxian, help me figure out how my fiancée is doing at home?" Eden asked nervously, stretching out his hands pitifully.

Seeing this, Zhao Jiakun imitated the old wand, pretending to grab Eden's thick and thick palm, and squinted his eyes to examine it.Of course, he was also paying attention to Haoyi's movements out of the corner of his eyes.At this time, Hao Yi had tiptoed around Eden's back and quietly approached the spike gun that was thrown under the bed.

"Ah! Not good! Eden, your fiancée already has another sweetheart!" Just when Haoyi's figure was about to be exposed to Eden's peripheral vision, Zhao Jiakun yelled suddenly, trying to completely attract Yi Deng's attention.

"Ah? What?" Sure enough, the simple and honest Eden turned pale with shock, fixed his eyes on Zhao Jiakun, and asked, "Daxian, tell me what's going on?"

Taking advantage of Iden's confusion, Hao Yi grabbed the spike gun with lightning speed, skillfully opened the bolt safety with a click, and the red laser aiming point was accurately moved to the target. Iden's forehead without the armor mask.

"Hey, because you are about to turn into a dead body!" Hao Yi sneered and hummed triumphantly.

"You!" Hearing the movement, Eden turned his head reflexively, and saw Haoyi snatching his nail gun, and then suddenly realized the shock and said: "What are you going to do!"

"What are you? If you don't want to become a headless corpse that even your fiancée can't recognize, just obey me!" Hao Yi threatened with the spike gun in his hand.

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