After being exiled, I became a star boss

"They're all beautiful, with slender arms and legs, and they can't even lift a bow, let alone go into battle. The guns in their hands can only tickle us gentlemen!"

一
"Where are we now?"

Mountain.The green mountain, at dusk, seems to have turned into a magical and magnificent lavender.

It's summer now, in southern Sichuan, the sun is neither too hot nor too cold, and the hillsides are full of Gesang flowers blooming in patches, like a sea of ​​flowers, gorgeous and colorful.

The snow-capped peaks in the distance are connected in a line, and in the setting sun, they are shining with magnificent and peculiar light like ruby.

A quiet city stands between the graceful and fantastic world of lavender.

The city reveals the brightness of summer, moon-white stone-paved streets, simple and unique wooden buildings, colorful roses and roses in front of and behind the houses, and a meandering river passing through the city, shining on the river. Jumping with mysterious golden light.

"Strange," they had already entered the city, walking on the cool moon-white streets, looking around curiously, and then, they felt like a light was on their backs, and their bodies were stinging with heat.

Yun Qi chuckled, as if he was a real man.

In fact, in the Taoist robe of Tsing Yi, in the eyes of the surrounding women, she is a man, a handsome young man.

Looking down to avoid the fiery gazes, Yun Qi snickered at Yanbo and whispered: "Yanbo, you are miserable, be careful to be eaten alive by these tigresses!"

Yanbo, who was looking around with his head high and chest high, finally couldn't bear the eyes full of greed, and lowered his head in a panic, his dark face turned red, "It's strange, there is no man here?"

"Haven't you been here before?"

Iwanami shook his head, "This is the first time I have traveled so far."

"Haven't you heard of this place before?"

Yanbo nodded and scratched his head, "I've heard people mention it before, and thought it was teasing me, but I didn't expect it to be true."

Before he finished speaking, his face was flushed red.

Men have become a rare species here, and everywhere you look, there are women of all ages.

Yun Qi joked in a low voice, "When a man comes here, it's like a mouse fell into a rice vat. If you stay, they will definitely treat you as a treasure. Your life here is probably more comfortable than the emperor's father!"

Yanbo raised his head and glanced hurriedly, then quickly lowered his head, pursing his lips tightly, "Oh, I'm worried that the flesh on my body is not enough for them to fit between their teeth."

The tigresses were jumping up and down one by one like a festival, happily.

The young ones chased them for fun, while the young ones held Gesang flowers in their hands, surrounded and blocked them and presented them with flowers.

The older ones, like rain after a long drought, can almost be described as hunger and thirst, grinning silly, swallowing saliva, pawing, touching their faces, pinching their arms, poking their bottoms... they still refuse to let them pass.

One by one kept calling strange words such as "little brother", "so handsome", "go to my house", as if the word "shame" did not exist in the dictionaries of these women.

What's more, more women are coming here like a tide, and after a while, the already narrow street has been crowded.

It would be a disaster if there were only one species left in this world, men and women.

A dignified man never hits a woman, let alone a woman.

Alas, in short, in the face of these lewd and hungry ghosts, there is no choice but to scold or beat them.

Yun Qi frowned, quickly put his hand into his purse, and grabbed a handful of copper coins, "Sisters, I'll treat you to candy—"

"Ding Ding Dang Dang", the copper plate goddess sprinkled the ground behind her like flowers.

The tigress were ecstatic, roaring and screaming, scrambling to chase the copper coins rolling all over the ground, and had no time to care about them for a while.

Yun Qi finally breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed Yanbo's back collar, stretched his body, and he jumped up like a bird, skimming the tops of the women's dark heads, and skimming the ridge of the roof.

When those women held a few copper coins in their hands and raised their heads contentedly, the two handsome young men had long since disappeared into the twilight.

As the twilight deepened, the small town under the snow-capped mountains lit up with little lights.

With the fragrance of Gesang flowers in the cool wind, two travelers walked in from the Maozhou Inn next to the imperial city in the west of the city.

The one who can walk around Maozhou City without a hair being injured must be a woman.

"Shopkeeper," Yun Qi, who had changed back into women's clothes, weighed a shiny silver ingot in his hand, but didn't hand it over immediately, and asked, "Are there seven or eight men living here today, all riding horses? Is there a woman in there?"

The shopkeeper in a maroon Tibetan dress raised his head and looked Yun Qi up and down.

For a moment, she looked at Yanbo who was hiding shyly behind her disguised as a woman. With her innumerable acumen, she smiled knowingly, but she didn't point it out. Her greedy eyes finally fell on the shiny silver.

When there is money to take, people's eyes are particularly bright, "Seven or eight men?"

She seemed to be seriously recalling it for a moment, then shook her head, then nodded again, "There are... seven or eight women who came on horseback, let me just say, they must be men pretending, all of them are thick-backed, thick-handed and thick-legged, Still smells like a man, but one of them is a beauty."

"It's them." Yun Qi was overjoyed, and immediately handed over the silver, and ordered: "We will live next to them, two rooms, after the arrangements are made, the two silver will be yours."

The shopkeeper's black and red face was full of smiles. He took the silver, weighed it in his hand, put it in his arms contentedly, and sighed, "It's the Shelton Festival now. In previous years, the inns in the city would be full. Man, I can't change the next door to you, now, there are only those few customers in the store, they have requested four rooms in total, and I will arrange you in the same yard."

Yun Qi was surprised, "Since it's the Shelton Festival, why are there no guests?"

The shopkeeper looked surprised, and then smiled suddenly, "Didn't you hear, the guest officer, there is going to be a war!"

The smile on her face was as bright as a spring flower, and her calm words seemed to be talking about a war a thousand miles away.

"Ah, want to fight?" Yun Qi was taken aback, his mouth shut from ear to ear in shock, "Who is fighting whom? I think everyone is very calm and their lives are not affected at all!"

"Calm?" The shopkeeper covered his mouth and snickered, "This is a barbarian country. There are only women in the city. The Tang army is coming. We have nothing to be afraid of. They are all big men. To be honest, we haven't been here for a long time." ...I have met a man, just to meet him."

Yun Qi asked with a smile, "Experience... a... next?"

Yun Qi had already seen the knowledge they spoke of, and it was too modest at once.

Come to think of it, those sweaty stinky men are the only ones who can restrain these pestering spider spirits.

"This is a war," Yun Qi asked with a guilty conscience, "They are not ordinary men, they are soldiers. They carry knives in their hands and kill people like hemp. It's not a joke. Aren't you afraid?"

The shopkeeper suddenly smiled secretly, "Do you know who the leading general is?"

——There are so many famous generals in the Tang Dynasty, just think about it, and a long list can float in your mind.

Yun Qi shook his head, actually looking forward to that name in his heart.

"Qin King Li Shimin."

Yun Qi's eyes opened, and the corners of her lips curved into a smile. After being separated for such a long time, she even missed him a little, but when she thought about why she left Chang'an in the first place, she forced her into a distorted expression.

Immediately thinking that there are thousands of spider spirits waiting for him in this city, Yun Qi actually smiled again, a little gloating.

"The King of Qin, Li Shimin, is an unrivaled hero." Yun Qi stared at the shopkeeper fixedly, as if this woman would become King Qin's dish in the next moment, and she was always subconsciously examining these various dishes.

With a jealous sneer, "Hehe, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

——Hmph, according to historical records, that person didn't even spare Empress Xiao who was over 60 years old. The hungry women in this city are enough for him to vent his anger!

The shopkeeper shook his head dejectedly, and flattened his mouth, "Where is it our turn, our king has already arranged for it. Of course, such a hero is only suitable for a princess."

Yun Qi frowned, "Princess?"

He was about to marry the princess of the Numan Kingdom, and Yun Qi hated it. Subconsciously, she naturally regarded him as her favorite.

It's her business that she is picky about food, but it doesn't mean that this dish is willing to be handed over to others.
Before the shopkeeper had time to say anything, Yun Qi asked again: "How many princesses do you have? How old are you? How do you look?"

——As soon as she asked "How does it compare to me", she swallowed the words abruptly.

There were no customers in the store, and the shopkeeper was just looking for someone to talk to, so he counted with his fingers excitedly, "Well, the eldest princess is 38, the second princess is 35, the third princess..."

Yun Qi laughed even colder, and listened quietly. The shopkeeper talked for nearly 2 minutes, "Our eight princesses have all reached the age to marry."

——Ganqing is in the scope of marrying from 13 to 40 years old, and more than half of the eight are princesses in their thirties.

Yun Qi burst out laughing, finally stopped, and took a deep breath, "But since you don't have a man, how did the princess come out?"

The shopkeeper replied solemnly, "Although there are no men in the Nvbarbarian Country, as long as there are men coming in,"

She glanced at Yanbo, who was about the same height as herself, and then peeked down, swallowing, "We don't waste anything."

No waste?
——The wonderful country actually uses men for breeding!
"Where is the army sent by Datang?"

"The direction of leaving the city from the north has been blocked. If you want to run, you can only go out from the direction of entering the city from the south."

"They didn't besiege the city?"

The shopkeeper was quite proud, "Maozhou City is guarded by one man, and it is a natural danger that no one can open. If you want to besiege the city, you must grow wings and cross the snow-capped mountains next to it."

Yun Qi said with a smile, "Interesting, I've never seen Zhan before, you must stay and take a good look, you keep an eye on those men for me, and let me know in time if there is any situation."

She secretly wondered, what did this team of people do to bring the red silk all the way here?
two

Jiannan in midsummer is a scene of blooming flowers in spring.

"Damn it," Cheng Yaojin could hardly hold the big ax in his palm, his brows were tightened, his face was full of beards, and there was a helpless smile on his face, "how can I fight this battle? I have killed countless enemies in my life, but I never Kill a woman!"

The King of Qin is wearing a silver bright armor and a silver helmet with colorful feathers inserted on the helmet. Under the bright sunshine of Wenchuan, he looks majestic and stands tall like a mountain.

Tubo and Nanzhao harassed the border, burned, killed and looted, and the people in Jiannan were displaced, suffering unspeakably.

He specially invited Ying to lead the army to go deep into Jiannan. On the one hand, he trained troops to explore the strength of Tubo, and on the other hand, he beat Nanzhao and cut off Tubo's left and right arms, laying the foundation for stabilizing the southwestern gateway in the future.

King Qin stared at Maozhou City standing at the foot of the snow-capped mountains, and sneered: "Old Cheng, how about the walls of Maozhou City?"

"Cough," under the blazing sunshine on the plateau, Cheng Yao's golden-purple black face glowed with a strange red light, as red as a peach blossom, and even his usual loud voice was much gentler: "You don't need to ask, what's the matter?" The walls are neither high nor strong."

King Qin smiled, "Where are the soldiers on the city wall?"

Cheng Yaojin chuckled, "They're all beautiful, with slender arms and legs, and they can't even lift a bow, let alone go into battle to kill the enemy. The guns in their hands can only tickle us old men!"

King Qin's face suddenly became solemn, and his sword eyebrows frowned slightly, "The Tubo and Nanzhao allied forces retreated in succession and retreated into Maozhou, but let these women serve as shields, I'm afraid there is no deep meaning in it!"

Old Cheng's laughter was very heroic: "Profound meaning?! Brothers haven't touched a woman for a long time, and all of them are gearing up, waiting for the general to give an order. Brothers will definitely make the beauties want to die."

Standing on the hillside outside the city, King Qin looked around, and he had already seen the situation inside and outside the city.

The two armies confronted each other, and on the opposite tower, seven or eight women wearing colorful necklaces, bare-chested and bare-backed, were dancing to the music.

The King of Qin observed the tower with cold eyes, and a cruel smile curled his lips, "These witches are playing tricks with us. Sun Tzu's art of war says that the best strategy is to surrender without fighting."

He turned his head to the herald waiting by his side, his voice suddenly became solemn, and pointed at the dancer on the city wall with the whip in his hand, "Send me an order to surround and not attack, set up a huge crossbow, anyone who deceives the hearts of the soldiers — shoot and kill them all!"