After being exiled, I became a star boss

Chapter 51
Woooooo... Men are really nothing, they are all animals, no... they are not even as good as animals, and they will have no children and grandchildren in the future!
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It was the first time in his life to experience a war, and it would be like this... Yun Qi didn't know how to describe it, so let's use the words "weird and funny".

The summer morning in Jiannan is full of the breath of spring flowers.

The snow top is shining in the morning light, and the narrow and long foothills are full of colorful Gesang flowers.

In the sea of ​​flowers halfway up the mountain, on the high-hanging flag, the bright red "Qin" character as big as a bloody fight is flying wildly and freely, and the dragon and tiger are entrenched on each other, looking domineering and mighty.

The young man standing under the banner of the army is more than eight feet tall, wearing a golden helmet and shining bright armor, so handsome that people can't take their eyes off.

The drums were rumbling, and the Tang army at the foot of the mountain was marching in uniform steps, encircling the lonely city of Maozhou like a tide.

The armors worn by the soldiers and the spears in their hands shone with a sharp cold light, and the dust raised by their steps blurred their figures, but they showed more and more awe-inspiring and engulfing momentum.

The city wall of Maozhou, which is not too high or thick, still stands quietly in the morning light, and the veil-like evening mist hangs between the city walls, making it look gentle and mysterious.

What's funny is that what greets the thundering offensive is a breathtaking gentleness.

The men are sharpening their knives, drawing their bows and arrows, and the arrows point to the high place of the city wall, but there is a sound of warblers, swallows and silk and bamboo orchestras.

The cheerful rhythm of female barbarian music, graceful and enchanting dancing postures, and a whole city of women, well-dressed like brides, are lying on the city wall one by one, squatting next to each other, looking at the muscular man downstairs with enthusiasm.

Women are looking at men and men are looking at women.

This is a duel between men and women, a contest between hard and soft.

Yun Qi was particularly curious about the effect of the gentle offensive. She took Yanbo to hide in the corner of the tower, as if she was watching a play, studying who is the princess among the dancing girls.

The gentle offensive seemed to have worked, as the men went outside the city and did not directly attack it.

They stopped attacking in unison, put down the bows and arrows in their hands, and still maintained a neat formation, but there was a touch of tenderness in their serious eyes.

Men conquer women by conquering the world, women conquer the world by conquering men.

Seeing this, the women on the city tower finally let go of their flustered hearts, and their faces were full of smiles of victory.

——As long as a man with normal functions sees a woman, he will immediately turn into a sheep, and naturally become their food.

The women glanced at the man's body presumptuously one after another, with colorful faces and salivating faces, pointing their hands, and secretly delighted: "It's really mighty... When will you come to the city... I can't wait ..."

"I'm so greedy... I want to see how the Han people are romantic?"

"That's the most handsome... look..."

"Which one?...or the one in the middle of the third row..."

"Hey, King Qin is on the mountainside, wow, the God of War is mighty."

"Shhhh... Keep your voice down, don't let the general hear you."

"Hey, she looks like a pure virgin. Who doesn't know that there is something tricky hidden in her house."

Alas, if a tiger doesn't show its power, it's still a sick cat...

The women who have been dry for a long time can't hold back in their hearts. If it weren't for the soldiers approaching the city, the swords were blazing, as before, they would have rushed out and started directly.

Hehe... The woman is the boss here, and the man has to obey the woman...

Yun Qi almost died of laughter, and said coldly, "It's funny, if you can keep the city like this, these women can really conquer the world."

Yanbo smiled maturely, "Otherwise, why don't they rush out to seek death with real swords and guns?"

Yun Qi, who has never seen the cruelty of war, has mixed feelings. She not only hopes that these women can show the aura they should have, the prestige of killing stinky men, but also hopes to be able to admire the demeanor of a generation of war gods.

Emphasis on sex over friends, and friends over sex... Sometimes people are so contradictory.

Seeing the two sides confront each other blankly, Yun Qi stomped his feet anxiously, "These soldiers are stupid when they see women? What kind of war gods, heroes of the world, can't move their feet when they see women, I already knew , you're the kind of guy!"

Here, without all kinds of eyes and ears, Yun Qi who has no restraint will occasionally swear.

But the two sides on the battlefield still looked at each other affectionately. They didn't seem to come to fight, but rather like the Cowherd and Weaver Girl came to meet each other from thousands of miles away.

She touched her empty belly, and for this once-in-a-lifetime drama, she got up before dawn and didn't even have time to eat breakfast.

"Yanbo, just staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes, I have no energy at all, let's go, let's go to eat, Miss Ben will not accompany me."

At this moment, a song suddenly sounded from the tower. Yun Qi couldn't understand the barbarian language, but the lark-like timbre still attracted her to turn her head away.

The pale golden morning light fell on the colorful wreaths, making the woman in the red dress so dazzling.

Her ruddy delicate face is hidden under the red crown decorated with colorful wreaths, and her figure wrapped in a red dress is plump and exquisite, dancing gracefully with her graceful dancing posture.

She sang and danced, her body movements were slow but full of rhythm, and the colorful wreaths she danced lightly always revealed a pleasing aura.

While spinning lightly, the crimson veil under the crown was raised, revealing a young and beautiful face.

At this moment, Yun Qi covered his mouth in shock and murmured, "Hongxiao——"

People who hadn't seen her early in the morning ran here!
... Who the hell is she?

Why is it here?

She... is not blind, with a pair of eyes like autumn water, facing the direction of Xuefeng, her charming gaze always falls on King Qin's body erratically, her red lips bend into a soft smile, of course, that is also for King Qin laugh.

If she knew Dou Sanlang's real identity, when she was in Chang'an, she might...

At this moment, the word "Butterfly Gu" suddenly floated across his heart... Yun Qi suddenly felt that everything in front of him was more like a gentle trap.

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"Old Cheng," the king of Qin on the hillside was playing chess with Cheng Yaojin. After dropping a piece, he raised his finger and pointed to the gorgeous woman on the tower, "Look, that girl is singing for me, dancing for me— —”

"It's really boring," Cheng Yaojin looked at the beauty before he dropped the white piece in his hand, then turned his head and gave him a jealous look, "I know you're a playboy, but these girls always like you, that's how it is in the capital, when we get here It's still the same here."

Gazing at the charming spring scenery, King Qin took a deep breath, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "I didn't open the city gate to welcome you, and you played me this set of soldiers who surrender without fighting. It's ridiculous. War is a trifling matter!"

Cheng Yaojin smiled wryly, "Beauties welcome guests from afar with songs and dances. If you return without success, you will not only be impeached and convicted by the prince, but also ridiculed by the people of the world and break the city. Some people say that they are all A woman who has no power to restrain a chicken, the Tang army bullies the weak and kills innocent people indiscriminately, her words are terrifying, and she is in a dilemma!"

The King of Qin was silent for a while thoughtfully, then suddenly said: "The man dominates the outside and the woman dominates the inside. This is the law of heaven and ethics. This female barbarian is going against the sky, and the sky will punish her."

Speaking of this, he raised his eyes to look at the clear blue sky, among the erratic clouds, there were suddenly more colorful kites dotted with stars.

Cheng Yaojin grinned, "The kite prepared by the brothers these days has finally flown into the sky."

The kites are colorful and have different shapes, including swallows, butterflies, centipedes, goldfish, eagles... Flying and flickering, following the mountain wind blowing from the top of the snow, crossing the emerald green mountain foothills, crossing the majestic and majestic towers, hanging on the Above Maozhou City.

— Strange thing that flies like a bird?The Han people really know how to play, and they are very beautiful!
The women who were lying on the tower and only looked at the men noticed it immediately.

Seeing a kite for the first time in this life, the women looked up and cheered, turning the murderous and solemn battlefield into a noisy market.

As if turning a deaf ear to the loud cheers from the foot of the mountain, the King of Qin lowered his head and focused on the chess game, when suddenly he made a move, this move was as important as a thousand pounds, and the game was decided.

When it was over, Cheng Yaojin's eyes darkened, he sighed, and with a bitter face, he dropped the last ball, and ended up losing.

The voices on the city tower became louder and louder, King Qin raised his eyes and stared at the shadows floating under the blue sky, with a confident smile overflowing on his face.

"Old Cheng, look, they are the messengers of heaven, bringing the will of heaven to these disobedient women."

As soon as he finished speaking, the longest centipede in the sky flew over the palace where the barbarian king lived.

The blazing plateau sunlight penetrated the kite, and in a trance, the tentacles on the centipede's head suddenly ignited a flame.

Purple mixed with green flames spread rapidly along the wind, rushing towards the centipede's head with a buzzing sound.

In an instant, the centipede that was proudly swimming under the blue sky was swallowed by the purple flame, and quickly condensed into a fireball.

The fireball crackled and fell towards the majestic palace below, flashing a dazzling stream of light in the sun.

Looking around, the kites floating over Maozhou city were burning at the same time as if they had made an appointment.

In a blink of an eye, the flames flickered in mid-air, and large and small fireballs plummeted down like hailstones. When they hit the densely packed roofs of the city, they made a "rumbling" explosion sound unique to saltpeter explosives.

For a while, Maozhou City, which is mainly made of wood, immediately fell into a sea of ​​flames.

The ground became scorching hot, and the air seemed to be burning too, scorching everyone's face and body hot, mixed with pungent smoke, making it almost impossible to breathe.

In an instant, the beautiful and quiet city that originally stood under the snowy peaks on the plateau was shrouded in thick smoke and flames.

——It turns out that this guy sang this play. He has learned how to play saltpeter and thunderbolt!
The women who were leaning on the tower and staring at the kite turned pale with shock, and finally came to their senses, and there was a sound of crying and cursing from all around.

Woooooo... Men are really nothing, they are all animals, no... they are not even as good as animals, and they will have no children and grandchildren in the future!
The general in charge of guarding on the tower was naturally a female general. Facing Maozhou City, which was constantly exploding in the flames, she stomped her feet angrily, and waved her arms and shouted: "All the idlers, go back, retreat! Move back, Go back and put out the fire-"

Without her giving orders, the women on the tower had already swarmed towards the stairs, and went downstairs... In a panic, someone was knocked down again, crowded and crushed like arhats, the stairs on both sides of the tower were in chaos, and there were screams , The screams are endless.

Although Yun Qi thought they were stupid and ridiculous, seeing this chaotic and tragic scene, he couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly greeted Yanbo and went forward to rescue them together.

No one noticed that the gate of the city was already open at this time, and those stinky men were rushing into the city triumphantly. When they saw the woman running around, they rushed towards the woman like a wolf.

(End of this chapter)