The prince is too bad, the princess is too strange
Chapter 133 Straight down 3 feet, the stench rises into the sky
"Wait." Gou Qi suddenly thought of something, frowned and said again: "If that brat refuses to wait for the time limit of one day, what should I do if I find the antidote by myself?"
"You old man, you can make him unable to get the medicine." Zhuo Ye slightly bent his beautiful eyes, and said with a smile: "I think this little problem should not be difficult for you, senior?"
Gou Qi heard the words, held the wine gourd, tilted his head, thought for a while, then smiled, that smile... was very weird...
Chen Pi was awakened by a very tempting smell of food, he sat up from the bed, and sniffed vigorously, it smells so good!Strange, who is cooking?It must not be his unscrupulous master who never touches the pot or the spoon...
Putting on his shoes and getting off the ground, Chen Pi followed the smell and led him out of the bedroom, into the small dining room, where he saw that a large table of dishes had already been set up, and his unscrupulous master was glaring at him, holding up his chopsticks and holding up his chopsticks. With the food in between, he was chewing hastily, that cold Lord Rui, without a trace of expression, sitting opposite to the master like a Buddha...
What's happening here?Chen Pi stared, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, a little confused.
Suddenly, the curtain of the kitchen was lifted, and Zhuo Ye came out with a plate of "sauce-flavored eggplant". Seeing Chen Pi who was standing in a daze at the entrance of the hall, he hurriedly greeted with a smile on his face, "Mr. Chen is awake? Hurry up!" Sit down and eat." While speaking, he put the "sauce-flavored eggplant" on the table.
Gou Qi hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a big mouthful and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he praised vaguely: "Yeah, good, delicious, so delicious, really, really delicious..." After swallowing, Holding the wine gourd, he took a big gulp and said, "It's so satisfying..."
"You...why are you still here?" Chen Pi asked suspiciously, he thought Master had sent them away long ago...
"The competition between me and the commander will only start after lunch, so naturally I'm still here." Zhuo Ye replied with a smile.
"Oh?" Do you really want to compete?Just her?Chen Pi looked at Zhuo Ye suspiciously, and asked, "You and my master? How do you compare?"
"Young Master will know after lunch, please, Young Master Chen." Zhuo Ye still smiled sincerely.
"Yes, Pi'er, sit down and try this girl's handicraft, it's not bad." Gou Qi smiled and pointed to Chen Pi's place beside her, then raised her chopsticks and continued to work on her mouth.
Chen Pi glanced at Gou Qi strangely, it was so strange, Master would greet him when there was something delicious?Where does the sun come from today?
But the smell of this food... is really tempting... Chen Pi's throat moved, and he swallowed his saliva with a "gudong" sound. Finally, unable to stand the temptation, he moved to the table and sat down...
Zhuo Ye smiled lightly, filled a bowl of rice for everyone, and sat down at the table himself.
Chen Pi picked up the chopsticks, took a bite of "Bowl Steamed Pork" and put it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, his eyes lit up immediately, the taste is really good!After that, he tasted the other dishes one by one, and they were really delicious!How long has it been since he had such a delicious meal?It seems to be many years... In memory, the last time he and the master went down the mountain was more than four years ago... Tsk tsk, the food in the restaurant under the mountain is really delicious!But the dishes on this table are no worse than those in the restaurant...
In fact, what Zhuo Ye cooks is just some ordinary meals. Chen Pi is responsible for the daily meals of Gou Qi and Chen Pi's master and apprentice. His level...is just barely able to cook things well. A table of delicious dishes is naturally incomparable.
Feng Lince picked up the chopsticks, looked at the fragrant dishes on the table, sighed lightly, took a casual bite, put it in his mouth, chewed slowly, and didn't swallow for a while...
Seeing this, Zhuo Ye reached out and picked up a piece of "Braised Chicken Nuggets" into Feng Lince's bowl, and smiled at him, "Eat more." What if you don't eat well!How can I resist "pull" for a while...
Feng Lince raised his head, looked at Zhuo Ye's bright smile, a complex expression flashed in his eyes, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, why did he feel...he was like a fat pig waiting to be fattened... …
"Isn't it to your taste?" Zhuo Ye looked at Feng Lince and asked softly.
"No, very good." Feng Lince said without any emotion, picked up the piece of "braised chicken nuggets" in the bowl and slowly gnawed on it. This was the first time she picked up vegetables for him, alas ...This dish...is not so delicious, and the price for a while...is miserable...
"Eat more if it's good." Zhuo Ye bent his eyes, stretched out his hand, and picked up another chopstick fish for Feng Lince...
Feng Lince looked at Zhuo Ye's pretty face glowing with soft light, and sighed in his heart, to save Linge and see her happy, it's worth the pain, but...he wouldn't suffer from it... It's free... wait, he will get it back from her in other ways...
He lowered his head and continued to eat, Zhuo Ye kept pinching, Feng Lince kept eating...
"Zhuo... Ms. Zhuo... your craftsmanship is really good. If you can stay in the valley for a few more days, Master and I will have a... good fortune..." Chen Pi stuffed vegetables into his mouth while rushing to Zhuo Ye Said with a beaming smile.
Without waiting for Zhuo Ye to speak, Feng Lince suddenly raised his head and said coldly: "There are some things, it's better not to eat too much."
Chen Pi didn't understand the meaning of Feng Lince's words, so he gritted his teeth indifferently and said, "My lord, you are a person who is used to rich clothes and fine food, so you must have never experienced starvation. This pursuit of stuttering, you would be a fool if you don’t eat too much of something delicious!" As he spoke, he picked up another large chopsticks of vegetables and stuffed his mouth full.
Gou Qi and Chen Pi, master and apprentice, are like a competition, holding up their chopsticks non-stop, gobbling it up, and the wind is raging... The time is not long, and the dishes on that big table are unexpectedly bottomless!
Zhuo Ye was sweating, the two master and apprentice...haven't had a decent meal in all their lives...
Seeing that a few people had almost finished eating, Zhuo Ye put down his chopsticks, and said with a light smile, "There's still 'fresh mushroom soup' in the kitchen, I'll get some for everyone to moisten our stomachs." Then, he got up and went into the kitchen .
After a while, Zhuo Ye brought out a tray with four bowls of delicious "Fresh Mushroom Soup" on it...
Zhuo Ye gave each of them a bowl, and said with a smile: "This 'Fresh Mushroom Soup', drink it while it's hot, so the umami taste will be strong. Seniors, lord, Young Master Chen, please try it."
Feng Lince picked up the bowl of 'Fresh Mushroom Soup' in front of him expressionlessly, pursed his lips, then tilted his neck, and drank it in one gulp...
Zhuo Ye squinted his eyes, looking at Feng Lince's tragic way of drinking, and felt secretly refreshed. Back then when he forced her to drink, she drank like that!Xiao Mian, now you understand how she feels!
Chen Pi glanced at Feng Lince strangely, how can anyone drink soup like medicine?What can this product produce!
"Pi'er, drink, drink! It tastes good." Gou Qi smiled and greeted Chen Pi attentively.
"Master, are you alright?" Chen Pi looked at Gou Qi suspiciously, why did he feel that Master was a little abnormal today...
"It's all right, drink the soup." Gou Qi lowered his head and blew on the bowl of soup in front of him, but his eyes were sneaking at Chen Pi.
Chen Pi frowned, lowered his head and picked up the soup bowl, smelled it, um...it was so bright...handed it to his lips and took a sip, it was delicious...eh...not quite right...
"This soup...what's in the soup? This taste..." Chen Pi suddenly put down the soup bowl, and asked suspiciously.
Before Chen Pi finished speaking, Feng Lince suddenly stretched out his hand, and tapped two points on Chen Pi's body.
"Why are you touching my acupuncture points?" Chen Pi sat stiffly on the chair, his eyes widened in surprise.
Gou Qi stretched out his hand, picked up the bowl of tangerine peel and took a sip of the 'Fresh Mushroom Soup', pinching the tangerine peel's nose and let him get used to it...
"Cough...cough cough..." Chen Pi was choked and coughed for a while before recovering: "Master, you...why are you feeding me crotons!"
"Mr. Chen really deserves to be the senior disciple of the 'Medical Sage'. With such a strong smell of fresh mushrooms as a cover, you can even smell it." Zhuo Ye praised with a smile.
"Senior, let's consider our competition officially started now." Zhuo Ye ignored Chen Pi, looked at Gou Qi, and said with a smile.
Gou Qi nodded and said: "Okay! The old man will find a place for this kid first." Saying that, he gave Chen Pi a gloomy smile, stretched out his hand to put him on his shoulder and walked out of the room...
"Damn! I'm quitting! You sinister woman! You unscrupulous master! And that bullshit prince, you are too much! You actually use me as a medicine man in the competition! Let me go! Let me go! Ge Laozi Yes! You despicable villains! I'm stupid! I'm going to pull it off..."
The corners of Zhuo Ye's mouth twitched wildly, and he shouted out of the door: "I'm sorry Mr. Chen, the little girl had no choice but to make such a bad plan. After the betting period is over, I'll make you a bigger meal to compensate..."
"Damn it! It's no wonder I dare to eat it, the most poisonous woman's heart!! Let me go! Grandma, I'm going to pull my pants down... ouch..." From a distance, Chen Pi's roar came Voice.
Gou Qi carried the tangerine peel into a flower forest, tied it to a tree trunk, then untied his belt, pulled off his trousers, put a toilet under his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Stop yelling, shit!" Pull it, pull it happily..."
"Wuuuuuuuu... Old guy, you're going too far! You're going to fuck up with that bad girl!" Chen Pi whimpered, and his lower body slumped three thousand feet with a "puchi" sound!Suddenly, in the flower forest, the stench rushed to the sky...
in the wooden house.
Zhuo Ye smiled all over his face and said to Feng Lince: "My lord, it's all over this time, no one will grab the toilet with you..."
With a dark handsome face, Feng Lince glared at Zhuo Ye. Suddenly, his expression changed, and he rushed out of the room like lightning...
"My lord, my lord...you...you didn't bring toilet paper..." Zhuo Ye shouted in the direction where Feng Lince disappeared.
"Bring it to me!" Feng Lince's gnashing of teeth voice was already far away...
"Ah! It's starting to play 'king' again!" Zhuo Ye heard Feng Lince calling himself "the king", and couldn't help crossing his arms and muttering with a smile: "But this sounds much more pleasing to the ear than last time... ..."
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PS: The first update, 3000 words big release, I'm really sorry, it's late again. .
"You old man, you can make him unable to get the medicine." Zhuo Ye slightly bent his beautiful eyes, and said with a smile: "I think this little problem should not be difficult for you, senior?"
Gou Qi heard the words, held the wine gourd, tilted his head, thought for a while, then smiled, that smile... was very weird...
Chen Pi was awakened by a very tempting smell of food, he sat up from the bed, and sniffed vigorously, it smells so good!Strange, who is cooking?It must not be his unscrupulous master who never touches the pot or the spoon...
Putting on his shoes and getting off the ground, Chen Pi followed the smell and led him out of the bedroom, into the small dining room, where he saw that a large table of dishes had already been set up, and his unscrupulous master was glaring at him, holding up his chopsticks and holding up his chopsticks. With the food in between, he was chewing hastily, that cold Lord Rui, without a trace of expression, sitting opposite to the master like a Buddha...
What's happening here?Chen Pi stared, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, a little confused.
Suddenly, the curtain of the kitchen was lifted, and Zhuo Ye came out with a plate of "sauce-flavored eggplant". Seeing Chen Pi who was standing in a daze at the entrance of the hall, he hurriedly greeted with a smile on his face, "Mr. Chen is awake? Hurry up!" Sit down and eat." While speaking, he put the "sauce-flavored eggplant" on the table.
Gou Qi hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a big mouthful and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he praised vaguely: "Yeah, good, delicious, so delicious, really, really delicious..." After swallowing, Holding the wine gourd, he took a big gulp and said, "It's so satisfying..."
"You...why are you still here?" Chen Pi asked suspiciously, he thought Master had sent them away long ago...
"The competition between me and the commander will only start after lunch, so naturally I'm still here." Zhuo Ye replied with a smile.
"Oh?" Do you really want to compete?Just her?Chen Pi looked at Zhuo Ye suspiciously, and asked, "You and my master? How do you compare?"
"Young Master will know after lunch, please, Young Master Chen." Zhuo Ye still smiled sincerely.
"Yes, Pi'er, sit down and try this girl's handicraft, it's not bad." Gou Qi smiled and pointed to Chen Pi's place beside her, then raised her chopsticks and continued to work on her mouth.
Chen Pi glanced at Gou Qi strangely, it was so strange, Master would greet him when there was something delicious?Where does the sun come from today?
But the smell of this food... is really tempting... Chen Pi's throat moved, and he swallowed his saliva with a "gudong" sound. Finally, unable to stand the temptation, he moved to the table and sat down...
Zhuo Ye smiled lightly, filled a bowl of rice for everyone, and sat down at the table himself.
Chen Pi picked up the chopsticks, took a bite of "Bowl Steamed Pork" and put it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, his eyes lit up immediately, the taste is really good!After that, he tasted the other dishes one by one, and they were really delicious!How long has it been since he had such a delicious meal?It seems to be many years... In memory, the last time he and the master went down the mountain was more than four years ago... Tsk tsk, the food in the restaurant under the mountain is really delicious!But the dishes on this table are no worse than those in the restaurant...
In fact, what Zhuo Ye cooks is just some ordinary meals. Chen Pi is responsible for the daily meals of Gou Qi and Chen Pi's master and apprentice. His level...is just barely able to cook things well. A table of delicious dishes is naturally incomparable.
Feng Lince picked up the chopsticks, looked at the fragrant dishes on the table, sighed lightly, took a casual bite, put it in his mouth, chewed slowly, and didn't swallow for a while...
Seeing this, Zhuo Ye reached out and picked up a piece of "Braised Chicken Nuggets" into Feng Lince's bowl, and smiled at him, "Eat more." What if you don't eat well!How can I resist "pull" for a while...
Feng Lince raised his head, looked at Zhuo Ye's bright smile, a complex expression flashed in his eyes, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, why did he feel...he was like a fat pig waiting to be fattened... …
"Isn't it to your taste?" Zhuo Ye looked at Feng Lince and asked softly.
"No, very good." Feng Lince said without any emotion, picked up the piece of "braised chicken nuggets" in the bowl and slowly gnawed on it. This was the first time she picked up vegetables for him, alas ...This dish...is not so delicious, and the price for a while...is miserable...
"Eat more if it's good." Zhuo Ye bent his eyes, stretched out his hand, and picked up another chopstick fish for Feng Lince...
Feng Lince looked at Zhuo Ye's pretty face glowing with soft light, and sighed in his heart, to save Linge and see her happy, it's worth the pain, but...he wouldn't suffer from it... It's free... wait, he will get it back from her in other ways...
He lowered his head and continued to eat, Zhuo Ye kept pinching, Feng Lince kept eating...
"Zhuo... Ms. Zhuo... your craftsmanship is really good. If you can stay in the valley for a few more days, Master and I will have a... good fortune..." Chen Pi stuffed vegetables into his mouth while rushing to Zhuo Ye Said with a beaming smile.
Without waiting for Zhuo Ye to speak, Feng Lince suddenly raised his head and said coldly: "There are some things, it's better not to eat too much."
Chen Pi didn't understand the meaning of Feng Lince's words, so he gritted his teeth indifferently and said, "My lord, you are a person who is used to rich clothes and fine food, so you must have never experienced starvation. This pursuit of stuttering, you would be a fool if you don’t eat too much of something delicious!" As he spoke, he picked up another large chopsticks of vegetables and stuffed his mouth full.
Gou Qi and Chen Pi, master and apprentice, are like a competition, holding up their chopsticks non-stop, gobbling it up, and the wind is raging... The time is not long, and the dishes on that big table are unexpectedly bottomless!
Zhuo Ye was sweating, the two master and apprentice...haven't had a decent meal in all their lives...
Seeing that a few people had almost finished eating, Zhuo Ye put down his chopsticks, and said with a light smile, "There's still 'fresh mushroom soup' in the kitchen, I'll get some for everyone to moisten our stomachs." Then, he got up and went into the kitchen .
After a while, Zhuo Ye brought out a tray with four bowls of delicious "Fresh Mushroom Soup" on it...
Zhuo Ye gave each of them a bowl, and said with a smile: "This 'Fresh Mushroom Soup', drink it while it's hot, so the umami taste will be strong. Seniors, lord, Young Master Chen, please try it."
Feng Lince picked up the bowl of 'Fresh Mushroom Soup' in front of him expressionlessly, pursed his lips, then tilted his neck, and drank it in one gulp...
Zhuo Ye squinted his eyes, looking at Feng Lince's tragic way of drinking, and felt secretly refreshed. Back then when he forced her to drink, she drank like that!Xiao Mian, now you understand how she feels!
Chen Pi glanced at Feng Lince strangely, how can anyone drink soup like medicine?What can this product produce!
"Pi'er, drink, drink! It tastes good." Gou Qi smiled and greeted Chen Pi attentively.
"Master, are you alright?" Chen Pi looked at Gou Qi suspiciously, why did he feel that Master was a little abnormal today...
"It's all right, drink the soup." Gou Qi lowered his head and blew on the bowl of soup in front of him, but his eyes were sneaking at Chen Pi.
Chen Pi frowned, lowered his head and picked up the soup bowl, smelled it, um...it was so bright...handed it to his lips and took a sip, it was delicious...eh...not quite right...
"This soup...what's in the soup? This taste..." Chen Pi suddenly put down the soup bowl, and asked suspiciously.
Before Chen Pi finished speaking, Feng Lince suddenly stretched out his hand, and tapped two points on Chen Pi's body.
"Why are you touching my acupuncture points?" Chen Pi sat stiffly on the chair, his eyes widened in surprise.
Gou Qi stretched out his hand, picked up the bowl of tangerine peel and took a sip of the 'Fresh Mushroom Soup', pinching the tangerine peel's nose and let him get used to it...
"Cough...cough cough..." Chen Pi was choked and coughed for a while before recovering: "Master, you...why are you feeding me crotons!"
"Mr. Chen really deserves to be the senior disciple of the 'Medical Sage'. With such a strong smell of fresh mushrooms as a cover, you can even smell it." Zhuo Ye praised with a smile.
"Senior, let's consider our competition officially started now." Zhuo Ye ignored Chen Pi, looked at Gou Qi, and said with a smile.
Gou Qi nodded and said: "Okay! The old man will find a place for this kid first." Saying that, he gave Chen Pi a gloomy smile, stretched out his hand to put him on his shoulder and walked out of the room...
"Damn! I'm quitting! You sinister woman! You unscrupulous master! And that bullshit prince, you are too much! You actually use me as a medicine man in the competition! Let me go! Let me go! Ge Laozi Yes! You despicable villains! I'm stupid! I'm going to pull it off..."
The corners of Zhuo Ye's mouth twitched wildly, and he shouted out of the door: "I'm sorry Mr. Chen, the little girl had no choice but to make such a bad plan. After the betting period is over, I'll make you a bigger meal to compensate..."
"Damn it! It's no wonder I dare to eat it, the most poisonous woman's heart!! Let me go! Grandma, I'm going to pull my pants down... ouch..." From a distance, Chen Pi's roar came Voice.
Gou Qi carried the tangerine peel into a flower forest, tied it to a tree trunk, then untied his belt, pulled off his trousers, put a toilet under his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Stop yelling, shit!" Pull it, pull it happily..."
"Wuuuuuuuu... Old guy, you're going too far! You're going to fuck up with that bad girl!" Chen Pi whimpered, and his lower body slumped three thousand feet with a "puchi" sound!Suddenly, in the flower forest, the stench rushed to the sky...
in the wooden house.
Zhuo Ye smiled all over his face and said to Feng Lince: "My lord, it's all over this time, no one will grab the toilet with you..."
With a dark handsome face, Feng Lince glared at Zhuo Ye. Suddenly, his expression changed, and he rushed out of the room like lightning...
"My lord, my lord...you...you didn't bring toilet paper..." Zhuo Ye shouted in the direction where Feng Lince disappeared.
"Bring it to me!" Feng Lince's gnashing of teeth voice was already far away...
"Ah! It's starting to play 'king' again!" Zhuo Ye heard Feng Lince calling himself "the king", and couldn't help crossing his arms and muttering with a smile: "But this sounds much more pleasing to the ear than last time... ..."
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PS: The first update, 3000 words big release, I'm really sorry, it's late again. .
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