The prince is too bad, the princess is too strange

Zhuo Ye stood in front of the toilet with his back on his back, pinching his nose with one hand, and clutching a thick dozen of toilet paper in the other hand, passed it in through the small gap where the toilet door was open, and said in a muffled voice: "My lord, here..."

Feng Lince squatted in the latrine, looked at the white and slender hand in front of him, and didn't reach out to pick up the toilet paper on it, but only had a blue face and pursed his lips in silence.

Seeing that Feng Lince didn't respond, Zhuo Ye couldn't help shaking the toilet paper in his hand, and called out with some doubts: "My lord...?"

"Pfft..." Responding to Zhuo Ye was a blunt excrement sound from the toilet...

Hearing his voice, Zhuo Ye couldn't help shaking his body and laughing...

Feng Lince looked at the little hand holding the toilet paper, the frequency of shaking suddenly increased, and it was not as regular as before, so she knew that Zhuo Ye was snickering, and at that moment, Jun's face turned green and rosy. It's getting dark...

Seeing that Feng Lince still refused to take the toilet paper, Zhuo Ye suddenly understood in his heart, this guy is just angry!

"My lord, if you want to make it easier and squat in the latrine until the next day, you really won't need so much toilet paper. Then when it's time to take your medicine tomorrow, I'll bring you some toilet paper." Zhuo Ye laughed muffledly, and said leisurely.After saying that, he made a gesture to take back the toilet paper in his hand.

Feng Lince didn't wait for Zhuo Ye's hand to retract, stretched out his big hand and grabbed Zhuo Ye's wrist, and grabbed the toilet paper in her hand with the other hand, but the hand holding her still refused to let go .

"My lord?" Zhuo Ye called out again in doubt, then pulled out his hands, but failed... still tightly gripped...

"Why are you dragging me?" Zhuo Ye asked strangely.

"Stay here with me!" Feng Lince ordered in a deep voice.

"..." Damn!What a stink!Even if you squat in a latrine, you need someone to accompany you!Zhuo Ye suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart, and said as calmly as possible: "My lord, let me go, I'll wait for you outside."

"No! This king likes you to accompany me like this!" Feng Lince said, sliding his big hand from her wrist to her palm, and gently drawing circles on her palm with one finger...

"My lord, let go! It's itchy!" Zhuo Ye said angrily.who!What a choke!It's all "pull" like this, and I don't forget to take advantage of her!

"Just know it's itchy!" Feng Lince said coolly.

"My lord... what do you mean?" Zhuo Ye couldn't understand, she found that she couldn't keep up with Feng Lince's way of thinking...

Feng Lince didn't answer, but grabbed her hand, silently...

Zhuo Ye was depressed, so he could only let him hold on...

The first round of urination came to an end, Feng Lince wanted to clean his ass and get up, so he let go of Zhuo Ye's hand, and then ordered: "Don't leave!"

Zhuo Ye stopped when he took a step, alright, alright, considering how pitiful he is now, she graciously let him go...

Feng Lince left the hut, pursed her lips, and looked at Zhuo Ye steadily...

Zhuo Ye pinched his nose with one hand, looked at Feng Lince vigilantly, and said cautiously: "My lord, do you want to go back? It stinks here..."

With a sullen face, Feng Lince stretched out his hand, and pulled her into his arms. His figure flickered, and before Zhuo Ye could react, they had already floated back to the door of the wooden house.

Letting go of Zhuo Ye, Feng Lince continued to stare at her with a dark face.

Zhuo Ye let go of the hand pinching his nose, took a deep breath, his eyebrows frowned suddenly, raised his nose and began to smell, then glanced at Feng Lince, covered his mouth and smiled, "My lord, you smell really bad too... ..."

Feng Lince stretched out his hand, locked Zhuo Ye into his arms, and whispered dangerously in her ear: "How dare you despise me?"

"No, I dare not...My lord, let go!" Damn it!Why is he addicted to hugging recently!

let go?Think beautifully!Feng Lince didn't say a word, but hugged Zhuo Ye even tighter, causing him to suffer, how could he not ask for some compensation...

"My lord, I can't get angry..."

Hearing this, Feng Lince hugged him even tighter...

"My lord! Let go! I'm about to be drunk to death by you!" Zhuo Ye roared.

Feng Lince's face suddenly became as dark as the bottom of the pot! "Shut up!" The arms hugging her body tightened again, wishing to embed her inside her body!

"..." Zhuo Ye wisely shut up, hug him, she doesn't believe that when he goes to the toilet again later, he still won't let go!

"Master~~~ I beg you, old man, please do me a favor. Since I have served you for many years, I have worked hard even without credit. Let me go...I really can't do it..."

"Master~~~~~~ I will listen to your words from now on, I will never sleep in late, and I will never challenge you again. I will plant medicines every day and brew more wine. I will definitely get up earlier and work more than cows." , I beg you old man, don’t torment me like this anymore..."

"Master~~~~~ Please show mercy, or you can just give me a knife to make me happy!"

"Damn it! I fucked up again! If I pull it down again, I'm going to fucking collapse. I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die... I'm either dead or drunk, it's so fucking stinky!!"

"Damn old man! Insidious girl, and that bastard lord, you are so fucking worthless! If I 'pull' you to death, my lord, I will knock on the window of your house with the toilet in the middle of the night every day!!!"

"..."

On the other side of Hualin, Chen Pi either begged for mercy or cursed, the sound came...

"Heh..." Zhuo Ye couldn't help lying in Feng Lince's arms, shaking his shoulders and laughing.

Feng Lince couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, but soon, the corners of his mouth drooped down. With a dark face, he pushed Zhuo Ye away, and with a flash of his body, he disappeared with a "whoosh"... …

"Ha...hahaha..." Zhuo Ye couldn't bear it anymore, leaning against the door, he laughed out loud, tears came out of his eyes...

Gou Qi came back from the flower forest humming an out-of-tune tune, glanced at Zhuo Ye who was smiling so distortedly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Girl, it's still early, why don't we make a pot of tea?" Play chess to pass the time?"

"Okay!" Zhuo Ye stopped laughing, and responded cheerfully: "I'll make tea first." Zhuo Ye said, and entered the door, Gou Qi also followed...

When Feng Lince came back from the latrine, Zhuo Ye and Gou Qi, the old and the young, were sitting in front of the short table in front of the window, and they were already fighting. Feng Lince glanced at the chessboard, then shook his head slightly. It's too far away...

One afternoon passed, and Feng Lince was running between the hut and the cabin, going in and out, back and forth, between two o'clock and one line...

In the flower forest, Chen Pi's yells started one after another, and then yelled after a while, and now it has been silent for a long time...

Zhuo Ye held the chess piece, calmly and calmly, with a smile on his face, while Gou Qi on the opposite side gritted his teeth and frowned, scratching his ear and cheek...

"Senior, do you want to continue?" Zhuo Ye asked with a smile.Winning again, really no sense of accomplishment...

"Go on, go on, why don't you go on! I don't believe that I can't beat you girl!" Gou Qi stared, and said confidently: "This time I will let the old man 24 times!"

"..." Zhuo Ye was silent, and after a while, he just replied: "Okay..."

Feng Lince, who had just come back from the latrine, heard the conversation between the two, and shook her head again, saying that you can't beat her...

Suddenly, Chen Pi's shouts came from the flower forest again: "I'm thirsty! I'm starving! Old man! Get me some food and water! Grass! I can't get in, can I bear it! Hurry up!" Slowly, quickly... I haven't lived enough..." Chen Pi's voice at the moment was already somewhat hoarse...

"Here we come! Stop yelling, little bastard! What a trouble!" Gou Qizheng yelled in the direction of Hualin, getting up impatiently.

"Wuuuuuu... old guy, you're too cruel, you... I'm serving you every day, my lord, how can I be sorry for you, to play with me like this, even if you want to stutter and drink, and you don't want to..." Chen Pi complained aggrievedly with his voice...

"I'll go cook some noodles, it's time for dinner, and the prince and Mr. Chen... really should add more..." Zhuo Ye smiled and got up.

"Alright, I'll go get some water for that brat first." Gou Qi got up, filled a water bag, and walked into the flower forest.

As soon as Zhuo Ye's noodles were put into the pot, Gou Qi came back, stood at the door of the kitchen, stared at the pot, sucked her nose and swallowed her saliva at the same time, this girl's craftsmanship is really good!Ordinary noodles can be cooked so fragrant!If only she was his apprentice...

After the noodles were cooked, Gou Qi ate two big bowls before belching, carrying the food box and walking towards the flower forest again.

Not long after, Chen Pi's mournful growl came again from the flower forest: "Unconscionable old man, you're really good, you don't think of me until you've eaten and drank enough? You really starved me to death with pure heart! Woo!" Huh... I must have committed crimes in my previous life, to have such an unscrupulous master like you..."

"Okay! If you keep shouting, I'll eat this side, so I won't give it to you!"

After Gou Qi yelled threateningly, Chen Pi immediately turned off the fire...

This side of the hut.

Feng Lince ate that bowl of noodles for three whole days, and just finished eating, then he slumped on the chair weakly, closed his eyes and rested quietly.

Seeing Feng Lince's weak appearance, Zhuo Ye suddenly couldn't bear it anymore. After hesitating for a while, he asked softly, "My lord, are you...are you alright?"

Hearing this, Feng Lince raised his eyes, looked at Zhuo Ye with burning eyes, and asked with the corners of his lips curled up, "Does your heart hurt?"

"Who... who loves you! You're just being sentimental!" Zhuo Ye gave Feng Lince an uneasy look, picked up the dishes on the table, turned and went into the kitchen.

Hearing this, Feng Lince's eyes flashed a glimmer of anger and resentment, he pursed his sexy thin lips, got up, raised his feet, and walked towards the kitchen, but he stopped at the door , didn't go in...

Zhuo Ye cleaned up the dishes and wanted to go back to the living room, but when he lifted the curtain, he bumped into a strong embrace...

Feng Lince embraced Zhuo Ye's waist with one hand, clasped the back of her head with the other, and kissed her rosy and plump lips fiercely...

"Hmm..." Zhuo Ye opened his eyes wide, looking at Feng Lince's magnified handsome face in front of him, he roared in his heart, shit!She was kissed by him again! ! !

---The following content is more than 3000 words and less than 4000 words, not counting money---

PS: This chapter is 3000 words.In fact, it should be counted as the second update yesterday, ashamed, it was only released at this time. .

I haven’t had a good rest recently. I sleep for about five hours a day. Even when I close my eyes, my head is full of storylines. I keep dreaming. Mo’s mother bought some tranquilizing medicine for Mou. After taking the medicine yesterday, she lay down for a while, and ended up losing money. Open your eyes to check the time, overslept...

In a hurry, the first update was released around nine o'clock in the evening.In the middle of the night, I put out the second update with full horsepower. Since I am late, I will compensate my dear friends in terms of word count. In the last few updates, the word count is very sufficient...

Today's update... Hey, I'll try to be early... Sorry again, bow. . .