Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 201 Li Erwu Zhao, living in the same room!Wei Laogou: I swear to the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty!

heard.

Ji Boying, who was drinking tea, frowned.

He knew that Longqing Little Bee had always been very enthusiastic in this regard, but he did not expect that he would be interested in Wu Zhao.

'The taste is so strong? '

If the history books remember correctly, Wu Zhao ascended the throne at the age of 67, which would make him more than 70 years old. No matter how much he maintained it, it was shriveled.

How big can this be? !
Subconsciously, I looked up.

When he saw the scene in this picture clearly, Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly, and he finally understood where Longqing Zhu Zaijing's "big" sound came from.

Let me tell you, it's really big.

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In the time and space of Wu Zhou, Luoyang is the capital of gods.

Ziwei City, Mingtang (also known as Wanxiang Shrine and Tongtian Palace).

The Mingtang has three floors and one roof. The bottom floor is square, symbolizing the four seasons, the middle floor is dodecagonal, symbolizing the twelve hours, and the upper floor is 24-sided, symbolizing the 24 solar terms.

The architectural craftsmanship of this Mingtang can be said to have reached the pinnacle of craftsmanship during the Wu Anniversary Period.

At this moment, Wu Zhao was leaning on the imperial couch in this bright hall, hugging Wu Lang and Liu Lang (Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi) from left to right, and the main thing was to fly.

After working hard for more than 50 years in this life, I finally became the emperor, and finally became the first heroine in the world. Can't I just enjoy it? !
"Wan'er, what is this?"

This first-generation queen who was immersed in male lust subconsciously looked at the scene that appeared in the middle of the hall, and a trace of confusion could not help but appear in her eyebrows.

She just suddenly heard a voice asking her if she was willing to accept a video call.

Although Wu Zhao didn't know what the video was.

but.

As a generational queen, there is no reason to avoid it.

Facing such unknowns, she naturally has the courage to explore and demonstrate the fearless style of a queen of her generation.

Standing next to the imperial couch was a slim woman with a slightly fat figure (definition of fat: there is flesh where there should be fat, and no trace of fat left in the rest of the place).

Shangguan Wan'er is wearing a light green topless dress (popular during the Wu and Zhou Dynasties). The "big" dress mentioned by Longqing Bee is originally from Shangguan Wan'er.

"Return to your majesty, or is it a manifestation of a fairy spirit?"

Shangguan Wan'er tentatively replied, of course she didn't understand what was going on.

The full name of Mingtang is the Hall of Mingzhengjiao, which is a symbol of the power of the Wuzhou Empire. In this Mingtang, not only the tablets of the former kings are enshrined, but also the tablets used to worship Haotian and the gods of the five directions are enshrined.

So from this point of view, it should be easy to understand and accept the appearance of a god in this bright hall.

"Oh?"

"Could it be that my merits have attracted heaven and man to show themselves as saints?!"

When Wu Zhao heard this, he quickly looked solemn and put away the slightly messy dragon robe. After all, it was a rare manifestation of the gods in a century, so he had to dress properly.

After changing his clothes, Wu Zhao stood up from the imperial couch and stared at the scene in mid-air.

Wu Zhao found it strange no matter how he looked at it. There were people he had never seen before in this picture. The appearance of these people was completely different from the heavenly beings he imagined.

Suddenly, the pupils shrank.

Because when the picture turned and the picture was enlarged, a face that filled the whole picture appeared. This was a big face that Wu Zhao would never forget in his life!
"you you you……"

Wu Zhao raised his finger and pointed at the mid-air screen, his mouth wide open, unable to speak.

Shangguan Wan'er on the side couldn't help but frowned, and Zhang Changzong, one of the Zhang brothers, suddenly became angry. He raised his hand and pointed at the big face in the mid-air screen, and shouted harshly.

"Where did you come from, you are so ugly, Your Majesty!"

"You monster! Why don't you show up and apologize!"

Then, Zhang Changzong took Wu Zhao, who was over 70 years old, into his arms.

"Your Majesty, I'm here, don't be afraid."

"In Liulang's arms, no wind or rain in the world can harm His Majesty. If anyone wants to touch a hair of His Majesty, they should first step over my corpse, Zhang Changzong."

"Your Majesty, you must know that the most beautiful scenery in the world is your Majesty's smiling face."

After saying this, Zhang Changzong raised his jawline slightly, just to let Wu Zhao see how handsome he was.

In Zhang Changzong's view, the ability to eat soft rice is nothing, and there are many people in the world who eat soft rice.

During the Wu Zhou era, this was a popular business.

But the highest level of the skill of eating soft rice is something that few people have succeeded in practicing. That is to fully embody masculinity like myself and eat soft food hard!
"Emperor Taizong."

However, at this moment, Wu Zhao had no intention of paying attention to Zhang Changzong. He looked at the screen in mid-air with astonishment in his eyes and murmured something.

This was her former husband and later father-in-law.

Here comes the question, should you call me husband or father-in-law in the first greeting?
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Hongwu time and space.

When the camera zoomed in on Li Er, and when Li Er heard the sound of "ugly" coming from the screen, the anger in his heart surged up.

I think of him, Li Er, who spent his whole life among flowers. When he was young, he was absolutely the best among people. Wherever he went, he would arouse a wave of screaming fans. Unexpectedly, some people would call me ugly? !
Even though I am old now, I am still handsome and handsome!
But honestly.

One thing to say is that in terms of appearance alone, compared to the appearance of Li Er and Zhang Changzong, especially when evaluated based on the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty, they are indeed a few grades behind.

After all, Li Er relies on his true ability to conquer the world, while Zhang Changzong survives purely on his appearance.

In the center of the podium, Ji Boying glanced at the stunned Wu Zhao in the picture, and then glanced at Zhang Changzong who was hugging Wu Zhao.

Damn it, did the Tang Dynasty have earthy love stories? !

I almost vomited after eating last night!
"Xiyu, take Li Shimin to the second floor to find a private room."

"It needs to be soundproofed."

A word out.

"Yes~"

Xiyu came to Li Shimin with a smile and bowed first.

"Your Majesty, please come with Xiyu."

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, but he didn't say much, he just lowered his head and followed.

Then, Xiyu led Li Shimin up the mahogany stairs to the second floor of Zuixian Building.

About Li Shimin and Wu Zhao.

This is a story about the ethical entanglement between a husband and his wife and concubines, or a father-in-law and his daughter-in-law.

Although the relationship is relatively messy, this is a typical internal conflict within the family. Outsiders should not interfere and should be resolved internally by themselves.

With a dark face, Li Er followed Xiyu upstairs, and finally stayed in the third room on the left.

Just opened the door.

"Li Er of the Tang Dynasty, in broad daylight."

I don't know who it was in the main hall seat, but he held his throat and shouted such words. After identifying the voice and listening to the seats, he could roughly lock the seats in the Wuzong section.

Li Er, who raised his feet, was startled for a moment, then resolutely stepped across the threshold and stepped into the house.

The moment the room door clicked shut.

Ji Boying simultaneously closed the video call with Wu Zhao, and then airdropped Wu Zhao's entire body from the Vientiane Palace in Wu Zhou's time and space into Li Er's room.

As for the earth-shaking fierce battle that will take place in this small room next, that is not Ji Boying's concern.

"Xiao Tang's taste is not so strong."

Lao Zhu glanced at the room Li Er entered, with a hint of eagerness in the corner of his eyes.

Even with Lao Zhu's temperament, he could not escape the attraction of gossip, especially the gossip belonged to Emperor Taizong and Wu Zhao of the Tang Dynasty.

"Grandfather Taizu doesn't know something!"

Whenever this kind of thing was mentioned, Long Qing's little bee behaved the most actively, staring intently at the room where Li Er and Wu Zhao were, and smiled.

"Although he is old, he is defeated by fire."

The voice fell.

A slap in the face.

Immortal Jiajing, who was sitting next to him, raised his hand and slapped Longqing Zhu Zaijing on the back of the head, scolding him harshly.

"You kid, can't you think of something healthy in your mind? Have you forgotten the results of the physical examination just now?!"

Hearing this, Long Qing's expression changed, and the sadness in his heart suddenly emerged.

The medical examiner who examined Zhu Zaijing just now was Wan Mi Zhai. The medical sage gave Zhu Zaijing the final physical examination result: kidney qi deficiency and yin and yang deficiency.

Touching the back of his head, Zhu Zaijing looked aggrieved.

I thought that I have been abstinent from sex for a year by my great ancestor. Since the authority for practical operations has been banned, I can't just have fun with a few words. This must be suffocating people to death.

Moreover, he didn't think he was wrong: 'I tried it!It’s really a fire! '

"Retract your mind and continue class."

Ji Boying just glanced at the room where Li Er was and then withdrew his gaze.

He was not interested in what happened between Li Er and Wu Zhao in the room. He was just doing this to make a deal.

"Everyone is deaf?!"

Lao Zhu glanced at the group of Zhu family descendants and slammed the mace in his hand.

With a "bang" sound, all the princes present took a deep breath, quickly suppressed the strong curiosity in their hearts, withdrew their eyes from Li Er's room, and focused back on the classroom.

"First lesson today."

Ji Boying swept across these emperors and princes.

The voice fell.

Everyone's eyes immediately fell on the three lines of words on the rice paper on the podium.

"Emperor Apocalypse - Easily soluble in water"

"What is the Industrial Revolution"

"The First Emperor of Qin - Ying Zheng" "The Second Emperor of Qin - Hu Hai"

The first class is a practical observation class.

"Emperor Apocalypse - Easily soluble in water"

"As a rule, before starting the practical observation class, we must first get to know the core characters of this class."

"What kind of person is Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao?"

"Thanks to the careful care of his father and grandfather, Zhu Youxiao is known by later generations as an extremely famous illiterate emperor who was uninhibited and loved carpenters throughout his life."

A word settled.

The eyes of all the ancestors present, especially the eyes of Taizu Lao Zhu, instantly fell on Emperor Taichang and Lao Wanli. Both father and son lowered their heads and did not dare to say a word.

Lao Zhu's eyes were like daggers. He begged from here and there as a child and suffered the consequences of being uneducated.

Therefore, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, Lao Zhu paid great attention to the education of his children and grandchildren, hoping that their children and grandchildren would not follow his old path.

But Lao Zhu never expected that 200 years later, the descendants of the Zhu family, who are members of the royal family, would actually produce an illiterate emperor as the emperor. This is simply a mockery for future generations, and his ancestral tradition has completely turned a deaf ear.

Thinking of this, Lao Zhu was extremely angry.

Raising his hand and swinging it, the mace hit Old Wanli directly on his seat with a whistling sound.

What is surprising is that although this old Wanli weighs a lot, his movements are extremely agile. He rolled on the spot and perfectly dodged the flying mace.Following this, Lao Wanli knelt on the ground consciously, lowering his head and not daring to speak, for fear that the great ancestor would get up and beat him.

The reason why Lao Wanli did not study for Emperor Taichang back then was purely out of partiality and somewhat vindictive.

Emperor Taichang's refusal to read to Emperor Tianqi was entirely out of self-preservation, because he was afraid that Emperor Tianqi's education would be too high, which would arouse the resentment of Lao Wanli, so he simply made his sons illiterate.

Between studying and saving your life, saving your life is of course the first choice.

This is just great.

Emperor Taichang had some enlightenment back then and spent half a year in school.

But Emperor Tianqi didn't even have the most basic enlightenment teachings. When he was a child, he played with mud in the field, and when he grew up, he played with wood in the yard. After all, there was nothing else to do in those days.

When Apocalypse came to the throne, his cultural level was limited to knowing some common words, the Four Books and Five Classics, and the essence of saints. He had never read any of these things.

But after he ascended the throne, Zhu Youxiao had sufficient learning conditions, and Emperor Tianqi began to study desperately. This can be seen from the memorial he gave to the then chief minister Ye Xianggao.

'I am in the palace, reviewing documents every day, reading and reciting scriptures, history and ancestral teachings. I am also worried about current affairs, so why do I have much free time? '

This memorial reply can completely deny those rumors that Emperor Tianqi is illiterate. Brother Zhu Youxiao may not have a high level of education, but he is definitely not illiterate enough to be unable to read.

By the way, Wei Zhongxian, this old dog, is really illiterate.

"But, he is a smart man."

"To be more precise, he is a smart emperor."

"Smart people usually know what they want and how to look at something in their own way."

Ji Boying continued to speak.

"We can even make a bold inference. If Tianqi can be the king for 20 years, the Ming Dynasty will be passed down for three more generations, and the country will be over [-] years old."

After hearing these words, Lao Zhu and others looked at each other with concentration, and they couldn't help but feel a little more interested in Emperor Tianqi.

And what Ji Boying just said was not without purpose.

Looking at Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao's short seven-year career as emperor, we can see Zhu Youxiao's innate intelligence. This man is definitely a natural political genius.

From the beginning, Emperor Tianqi had a clear view of the court situation in the late Ming Dynasty.

Especially after his father died without explanation after becoming emperor for a month, he realized a truth from it and implemented it throughout his life.

The truth is: no one in the temple really cares about the life and death of the emperor. Those ministers only need a nominal emperor, and the rest is unimportant.

No matter whether he, Zhu Youxiao, becomes the emperor, or someone else becomes the emperor, if he does not agree with these officials before they have gained power, they may be killed anytime and anywhere.

and so.

At the beginning of his accession to the throne, Emperor Tianqi vigorously used the Donglin Party to consolidate his position.

Because if Dong Lin is not reused, he will probably become Li Xuanshi's puppet.

Followed by.

After the throne under his butt was stabilized, Emperor Tianqi began to activate the ancestral secret techniques.

After making a dazzling gesture with both hands, he finally slapped Wei Zhongxian on the forehead: Psychic Technique!Come out!Dog King!
Wei Zhongxian's eyes lit up, and his body was instantly possessed by an old dog that had lived for 9000 years. Wei Laogou entered the stage of history.

This was the end of the days when the Donglin Party was the dominant family. From now on, everyone in the Donglin Party should prepare their own rabies vaccine.

It was also from then on that the Ming Dynasty finally began to collect taxes from Jiangnan. The tea tax from Jiangnan alone could collect more than 20 taels a year, several times more than before.

In the Liaodong situation, as Tianqi gradually took control of the empire, Sun Chengzong, Yuan Keli and others were re-employed one after another. The decadent situation in Liaodong gradually stabilized, and the previous offensive was gradually restored against the Hou Jin Dynasty.

During Sun Chengzong's four years in the Liao Dynasty alone, he repaired nine large cities and 45 fortresses, recruited and trained 11 soldiers and horses, established [-] chariot camps, five water camps, two firearms camps, eight forward and back-up camps, and manufactured armor. There were millions of war equipment, military equipment, bows and arrows, cannons and rocks, etc., the territory was expanded by [-] miles, and the farmland was [-] hectares.

After Li Chengliang's Liaodong cavalry, he created the last cavalry in the history of the Ming Dynasty, a powerful cavalry that defeated the Eight Banners cavalry in field battles, the Guan Ning cavalry.

The reason why he chose to release Wei Laogou was because Emperor Tianqi saw something clearly.

Compared with the chaotic Donglin party struggle, Wei Laogou's harm to the world is less harmful to the country.

At least Wei Laogou's appearance can enable the emperor's decrees to be implemented and taxes to be collected, rather than large-scale non-cooperation caused by party strife, which repeatedly delays, hinders and wastes national resources.

It can be said that in terms of the Emperor's Balance Technique.

Emperor Tianqi had no one to teach him, and he was completely a self-taught genius player.

and.

Tianqi, a carpenter, has a far-sighted vision and his own ability to discern everything, which is by no means comparable to that of his successor Zhu Youjian.

There is a very simple comparison example, two dialogues, Yuan Chonghuan and Emperor Tianqi and Yuan Chonghuan and Emperor Chongzhen.

"Yuan Chonghuan: Your Majesty, give me enough soldiers, horses, silver and food. I can build a city and trap Nurhaci to death!"

"Emperor Tianqi: What would you do if Houjin surrounded the city with reinforcements to steal military supplies? When the Jin army attacked, how would you protect the cultivated land and civilians outside the city?"

"Yuan Chonghuan:??? (Why don't you follow the script?)"

"Emperor Tianqi: I understand your desire to serve the country. Go down. (Work hard, don't brag all day long)"

"........."

"Yuan Chonghuan: Five years of Ping Liao!"

"Emperor Chongzhen: Very good! How much silver, how many troops and horses do you want, I will give it to you!"

"As the immortal master said, can this Emperor Tianqi be regarded as the master of the resurgence of our Ming Dynasty?"

Since the physical examination ended in the morning, Old Zhu Di has not spoken much and has been silent in his seat.

He was already very old, the oldest among the emperors and princes, and his physical examination showed a lot of messy problems. Fortunately, these problems were not life-threatening terminal illnesses, and they could be cured.

Compared with these messy diseases, Lao Zhu Di's infertility seemed less important.

After all, people are already 70 or [-] years old, and they have long been indifferent to having children.

However, Lao Zhu Di secretly asked Wan Mi Zhai for some Shenglong prescriptions.

After all, Queen Xu was only in her forties after resurrecting in the Yongle space. As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger.

Physiological needs and morals cannot be kidnapped.

He, Old Zhu Di, may not be satisfied with his other concubines, but he cannot be satisfied with his beloved wife.

At least.

Just once a week.

"ZTE is out of the question."

"Above average."

Ji Boying glanced at Old Zhu Di. This was his fair evaluation of Emperor Tianqi.

After all, after Wanli Taichang, the entire Ming Dynasty was basically in chaos. It was a great achievement for Emperor Tianqi to maintain stability in this pot of porridge.

If we want to revive under such circumstances, it is estimated that a great magician like Liu Xiu will come.

When Tianqi was in power, he had merits and demerits.

In order to check and balance Dong Lin, who despises the imperial power, there is nothing wrong with releasing the dogs.

However, Tianqi over-indulged the old dog Wei Zhongxian, which made Wei old dog domineering, harming a large number of loyal ministers who were truly loyal to the emperor and serving the country, and poisoning a large number of people. This is also an indisputable fact.

However, Emperor Tianqi still had a clear mind and could distinguish right from wrong in major matters.

No matter how Wei Laogou framed people who had made great contributions to the country, such as "Sun Chengzong", Emperor Tianqi would never listen to the slander, let alone kill people indiscriminately.

This is completely different from the eel-like man like Chongzhen.

"Apocalypse."

Ji Boying's eyes narrowed slightly.

The anchor of time and space locks the time and space of Apocalypse.

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Apocalypse time and space, Apocalypse six years.

Forbidden City, Gonghou Garden.

The wind is gentle and the sun is shining brightly. This solar term is a refreshing day in early autumn.

If it had been another emperor, Gaobu would have taken a few concubines out to visit the park, go hunting, etc.

As for Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, he was not interested in these money-consuming activities. He was sitting alone on the ground of the lakeside pavilion, tinkering with the pile of scattered parts in front of him, which seemed to be a folding bed.

Emperor Tianqi was shirtless, sweating profusely, and pondering over it.

Those who knew knew that this was the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and those who didn't knew thought it was the master who came to clean the sewers.

Ten feet away from the pavilion, there are guards in golden uniforms guarding closely in every direction.

No one is allowed to disturb the time when His Majesty the Emperor is engaged in carpentry work, except Hakka and dogs.

At this moment, in the pavilion, beside Emperor Tianqi stood an old eunuch wearing a python robe, with hair on his face that was cleaner than his buttocks.

This is the old dog Wei Zhongxian who was channeled by Emperor Tianqi and has lived for 9000 years.

"I heard that you sent someone to find the three-legged golden toad?"

"This thing can really be used as a medicine introduction?"

Emperor Tianqi, who seemed to be busy with carpentry work, asked casually.

From this point, we can clearly know what Wei Laogou does every day, and Emperor Tianqi actually knows it very well.

Wei Zhongxian was startled, but he smiled unsurprisingly, and quickly bowed down another degree.

He is not one of those stupid Donglin Party members outside the court.

From the beginning, he did not dare to underestimate the emperor, who was only in his early twenties.

In the eyes of foreign ministers, the emperor stayed in the Forbidden City all day long, ignoring everything. Except for going back to the harem to sleep with his concubines, his other thoughts were devoted to carpentry work.

But Wei Zhongxian knew very well that his Majesty, the Emperor, was definitely a man of his generation.

At the same time, he also understands his position as Emperor Tianqi and never goes beyond the rules.

If he wanted to punish a few unimportant courtiers and engage in corruption, then Wei Laogou could do it with confidence and boldness, and the emperor would not pay any attention to him.

However, if it is a major matter related to the country, as long as it is possible to affect the country and the country, it must be approved by Emperor Tianqi before Wei Laogou dares to do it.

If you act without permission, you will be responsible for the consequences.

The reason why Wei Laogou was able to dominate the government and the public was that he was so trusted by Emperor Tianqi.

The most important core point is that he knows how to be a biting dog that the owner likes, and strives to bite people the owner hates. Incidentally, he can bite people he also hates, but he will never bite people the owner does not allow.

"After the Wang Gong Factory explosion, there was constant criticism both inside and outside the court."

Emperor Tianqi violently broke off a bed leg. He seemed to be assembling a folding bed. This was a technical job.

"Take it easy."

Emperor Tianqi's words contained a hint of coldness.

After all, he had already taken the blame for Wei Zhongxian a few months ago, and had to pay for it with his only remaining son.

The Wang Gong factory explosion also led to the death of Emperor Tianqi's prince. In order to calm the world's public opinion and stabilize the turmoil in the court, Emperor Tianqi attributed the crime to himself in the edict, making the explosion completely unsolved. The final mystery.

How could Old Gou Wei not understand the meaning? He immediately fell to his knees.

"Everything I do is to share His Majesty's worries and for the sake of the country. I have absolutely no selfish motives."

"This slave can swear to the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty that if I tell any lies, I will die a good death or be struck by lightning!"

Boom~!

The sound of thunder lingers.

A golden lightning bolt like a horned dragon flashed across the sky.

(End of this chapter)