Daming Zhu Di: Father, why aren't you dead? !

Chapter 202: Strange movement in the private room on the second floor!Lao Zhu: Brother, start the li

Chapter 202 Strange movement in the private room on the second floor!Lao Zhu: Brother, start the live broadcast!
The sound of thunder never stops.

A strong wind suddenly rose.

Wei Laogou, who was kneeling on the ground with his head raised and swearing, his expression changed drastically when the sound of thunder came from the sky.

'Where did the thunder come from in broad daylight? If I had known this, I wouldn't have sworn it would be struck by lightning, and I would have died without a complete body! '

It has to be said that this 9000-year-old dog has some brushes on his body, and he actually predicted his final death form in advance.

In the original historical trajectory, with the death of Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, Chongzhen Zhu Youjian ascended the throne in accordance with the ancestral precepts of his brothers and brothers under the support of the Donglin Party.

The first thing he did after taking office was to kill dogs.

Wei Laogou, who was so arrogant the day before, was sent to Fengyang to guard the mausoleum by an imperial edict from Emperor Chongzhen the next day. Just halfway through the journey, he was urgently ordered to return to Beijing and be imprisoned.

Having received the news in advance, Wei Laogou knew that he would die if he went back.

I thought to myself that I was a nine thousand year old dog after all. This could be regarded as the number one dog in the past 5000 years. How could he be locked up in a dark prison by those puppies and interrogated by the public, so he and his accomplice Li Chaoqin were there They drank heavily at the Keshi Hotel in Nanguan, Fucheng until the fourth watch, and finally hanged themselves together.

As for Wei Laogou's body, following an imperial edict from Chongzhen to express love, Wei Laogou was directly dismembered and his head was hung in Hejian Mansion. He died without a complete body.

Similarly, with the dismemberment of Wei Laogou, the eunuch party completely collapsed, and the government became unbalanced.

No matter how Chongzhen changed the players on the field in the future, one by one, they were basically from Donglin. Even if Chongzhen wanted to restart Eunuch, it would be difficult to do so.

"Brother, is this boy Apocalypse?"

In this pavilion at this moment, what Emperor Tianqi and Wei Laogou didn't know was that more than 20 ancestors of the Ming Dynasty were observing him as if they were monkeys in the zoo.

During this collective time travel, Ji Boying turned on the invisibility function for everyone in advance.

After all, it is a practical observation class, and the first thing to do is to observe secretly.

"Ah."

Ji Boying nodded.

"What is he doing?"

Old Zhu Di, who was standing on the right side of Ji Boying, frowned. He knew nothing about carpentry and couldn't tell what the shirtless Emperor Tianqi was doing.

"you."

Then, Old Zhu Di glanced at Emperor Taichang, who had a slightly surprised look in his eyes. After all, this was the first time Emperor Taichang traveled to the later time and space, and he was surprised.

"Explain it to your son."

Emperor Taichang touched his head and looked confused, including Zhu Changluo, the Crown Prince of Wanli Time and Space, who also frowned at Emperor Tianqi's carpentry skills.

In his Wanli time and space, Zhu Youxiao, who was in his early teens, also showed a strong interest in playing with wood, but he had never seen him playing with wood so much.

"He's making a portable folding bed."

Ji Boying spoke calmly and explained in one sentence.

Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao, in addition to being a natural practitioner of the Emperor's Balance Technique, is also an undisputed genius carpenter.

One thing can be inferred from the vast history books.

Tianqi Emperor Zhu Youxiao's carpentry skills were definitely not taught by a master. Every move was completely based on self-understanding, which is the so-called imagination.

After all, they didn’t even hire an enlightenment master, let alone a carpenter.

Back then, Zhu Changluo's boys were basically locked up in the East Palace all day long, and they could only tinker with some weird stuff every day for fun.

You can figure out so many things on your own without the help of a master. There is no other word to describe it other than the word "genius".

Among them, the 'folding bed' and 'fountain' invented by Emperor Tianqi, these two structural concepts are still in use even in the modern world, and are highly practical and ornamental.

"Folding bed?"

“Can the bed be folded and carried?”

Hearing this, Zhu Laosi could not help but feel a trace of curiosity in his eyebrows.

For someone like him who marches and fights all year round, it would be a wonderful thing to sleep on a bed tailor-made for him in a field tent.

"Unlearned and incompetent."

Wu Zong glanced at it and snorted coldly.

In fact, maybe not, but Wu Zong is indeed qualified to say so.

Although there was a lot of slander, whether it was for the purpose of attracting traffic or attracting followers, later articles and videos liked to label Wu Zong as "uneducated and unskilled".

But in terms of cultural level, Wu Zong's cultural level can definitely be regarded as the top three among the emperors of the Ming Dynasty.

and.

Wu Zong is also proficient in five foreign languages ​​​​(Mongolian, Arabic, Portuguese, Japanese, Korean), proficient in military strategy (overall control of the Yingzhou victory), and proficient in the art of imperial balance (the art of dog eating dog). This is definitely a compound Type talents.

"You can't say that."

Ji Boying glanced at Wu Zong Zhu Houzhao.

"Do you remember the lesson I gave you before?"

After the words fell, all the emperors and princes were stunned.

They had attended so many classes during this period, and learned so many knowledge points in class that they were completely unsure of which knowledge point in which lesson the immortal master was talking about.

"Hmph, you bastards, what are you doing in class?!"

Lao Zhu saw that none of his children and grandchildren could answer the question. They all lowered their heads and remained silent. He subconsciously raised the mace in his hand, causing the pupils of the group to shrink sharply and they all took a small step back. .

"That, that."

"Grandfather, do you know?"

There are always bold people in this world.

Take Longqing Little Bee, for example, who is already famous as a talkative in the class.

"Um?!"

Lao Zhu stared, then raised his head proudly.

"Of course we know."

"But we have to give you younger ones a chance to show off in front of your brother, right? Biao'er, you will take care of this issue as a father."

Lao Zhu smiled and patted A Biao on the shoulder.

Everyone's thoughts are: 'Grandpa Taizu, you are an idiot! '

Facing this pot, Abiao didn't say much. He took it casually, took a breath, accurately found the knowledge point of that lesson in his mind, and opened his mouth to speak.

"Previously, in the theoretical class that explained the necessity of establishing the Royal Tiangong Institute, the immortal master taught me one sentence again and again."

"Technology is the primary productive force, talent is the primary resource, and innovation is the primary driving force."

"Rejuvenating the country through science and education, strengthening the country with talents, and innovating the future."

"And what this Apocalypse demonstrates is the spirit of innovation."

After these words were spoken, everyone seemed to have a look of understanding in their eyes. Regardless of whether they understood or not, they all nodded.

"Well, I actually think so too."

"I just thought about it."

"Me too."

"........."

Ji Boying smiled and gave A Biao an appreciative look.

To be able to answer such a small knowledge point so quickly and accurately, and to do so accurately.

It can be seen from this that Abiao carefully reviewed and summarized the knowledge points of each class after each class, and memorized the key knowledge thoroughly and applied it to his heart. Only in this way can he speak freely. focus.

"After today's class is over, you can quickly review the previous knowledge points for the students."

Learn the new by reviewing the past, you can be a teacher.

"Yes, Zhu Biao will obey the Immortal Master's decree."

A Biao quickly stood at attention and saluted.

In Abiao's view, it was a great honor to be able to share the worries of the Immortal Master.

"Ah."

Ji Boying nodded slightly, looked at Emperor Tianqi who was grinding the legs of the machine again, and spoke out instructions.

"You have to remember."

"The spirit of innovation is an indispensable core driving force on the road to development."

“In future courses, we will also spend some time explaining what the innovative spirit is, why the innovative spirit is the first driving force, what the innovative spirit will bring to the development of a country, and how to inspire the people. innovative spirit.”

between words.

Emperor Tianqi, who was sitting on the ground working, seemed to have a little soreness in his waist. Now he stood up numbly and patted the sawdust on his body.

He glanced at Wei Zhongxian who was kneeling beside him and grinned.

"You old dog."

The voice fell.

Wei Zhongxian, who was kneeling on the ground, felt relieved for a moment and quickly raised his head.

"Wang~!"

"Woo...woof~!"

Two barks made Emperor Tianqi laugh and praise him.

"Good dog!"

Wei Laogou chuckled and quickly got up from the ground.

In the outer court, he, Wei Zhongxian, was the eunuch leader who was feared by both civil and military officials in the court. He was a mad dog that was full of poison and bit anyone he saw. Anyone who wanted to mess with him had to prepare a rabies vaccine.

But in the inner court, he was just a loyal dog wagging its tail in front of the emperor.

'Everyone calls me a castrated dog. '

'I can be a dog for the emperor, are you qualified? ! '

'Nonsence! '

then.

Wei Laogou quickly handed Emperor Tianqi a silk towel to wipe his sweat, and followed him quietly to report that he came to see Emperor Tianqi today because he had something important to report.

"Your Majesty, this servant received news from spies lurking outside the customs this morning."

"Jiannu's boar skin is seriously ill and his life is on the line."

The wild boar skin of Jiannu refers to Nurhachi.

The first month of the sixth year of Apocalypse is the year of Apocalypse time and space.

Nurhaci took advantage of Sun Chengzong's withdrawal and led the main army to cross the Liao River westward, intending to capture everything outside Shanhaiguan in one fell swoop, dominate Liaodong, and allow the Jin Kingdom to completely secure its position.

After receiving the military report, Gao Di, who was then Liaodong's general manager, immediately retreated two hundred miles, decided to abandon the Guanningjin defense line, and withdrew all his troops back to Shanhaiguan.

Only Yuan Chonghuan, who was guarding Ningyuan, disobeyed the order, wrote a letter in blood, and led the Manchurian generals to defend Ningyuan.

In the end, the Battle of Ningyuan broke out. Yuan Chonghuan used the Portuguese-made Hongyi cannon to defend the city for the first time, and the wild boar skin was directly fired. The Jin army attacked the city for two consecutive days and suffered heavy losses. Nurhachi had no choice but to order the retreat.

This was the first time that Nurhaci failed to capture the Ming Dynasty city since he raised his troops, and it was also the first major victory achieved by the Ming army since the war with the Jin army.

This is the great victory of Ningyuan.

People at the time said: There has been no progress in the past seven or eight years, which is enough to exhale for the border.

It was also from then on that Ye Boarpi began to feel depressed. If he went to see a psychiatrist in the future, he would have Yuyu Syndrome.

"Who do you think is most likely to take over after Nurhachi dies?"

Emperor Tianqi threw the towel to Wei Zhongxian after wiping his sweat. Wei Laogou put the towel stained with dragon sweat away like a treasure.

He has collected hundreds of these sweat towels used by Emperor Tianqi in the past few years, and even built an ancestral hall at home specifically for them.

"My slave believes that once Boar Skin dies, one of the four Baylors will inherit the throne."

"As for Da Beile Daishan's affair with Nurhachi's concubine Abahai, this is an undisclosed secret in the slave-establishing country. The slave has also ordered Jin Yiwei to verify it and draw a booklet."

"Your Majesty, please see."

Say it.

Wei Laogou quickly took out a palm-sized book from his arms and respectfully presented it to Emperor Tianqi.

This book contains recorded images of the fierce battle between Daishan the Great Beile and Nurhachi's concubine (theoretical stepmother of Zhu Beile), which lasted for [-] rounds.

"My servant makes a bold guess that the main reason why Nurhaci abolished Daishan's right of inheritance was because of this incident."

"And Erbeil Amin is not Nurhachi's son. He once asked his father to defect, and it is impossible to be promoted to the throne."

"As for Sanbeile Mang Gurtai, this man even killed his biological mother in order to invite favors. Since then, he has been disliked by Nurhaci." "Therefore, I think that the slave is most likely to be favored in the future. The only person to succeed Nurhachi Khan is Sibeile Huang Taiji."

From this point, we can see that if we evaluate Wei Laogou from the perspective of work efficiency alone, then Wei Laogou is indeed much better than those in Donglin who engage in party disputes. At least this old dog is still working hard.

For example, the intelligence work of the Kingdom of Jin outside the border is very good, and there are comic books.

As soon as the three words Huang Taiji came out, the movement of Emperor Tianqi's hand stopped slightly. This was not the first time he heard this name. In the past two years, Huang Taiji's name became more and more famous.

"How do you think I compare to Huang Taiji?"

A word out.

Wei Laogou patted his chest and Zhangkou came.

"His Majesty is unparalleled in the past and present, and his achievements are unparalleled in the world. He is the leader of outstanding people."

"Who is Huang Taiji, who can be compared with His Majesty?! He is not even comparable to a hair of His Majesty's. If Your Majesty wants to destroy this Huang Taiji, it will be as easy as crushing an ant."

"Your Majesty's sage, wisdom and martial prowess, even if he is a higher emperor than Taizu, you can't give in too much!"

After hearing this flattery, Emperor Tianqi glanced at Wei Zhongxian and smiled faintly.

"Did Emperor Taizu Gao tell you this?"

When Wei Laogou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

His keen intuition told him that his own moment of flattery had arrived again, and he fell to his knees once again.

"Ever since the Wang Gong Factory explosion occurred, my slaves have been worshiping the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty day and night, praying to the ancestors for the stability of the Ming Dynasty and the health of His Majesty."

"The Emperor and Heaven have paid off. Finally, three days ago at night, Emperor Taizu Gao bestowed kindness upon me and it appeared in my slave's dream."

"The great ancestor, Emperor Gao, made eloquent words and told his slaves personally that His Majesty is the reincarnation of the All-Saint King in the Heaven. He urged the slaves to assist Your Majesty in a good life and open up the cause of Ming Dynasty's resurgence!"

Good dog!

As soon as Wei Laogou finished speaking, he was very satisfied with the flattery he had just made up.

Suddenly.

Before I could feel proud, I suddenly felt my right shoulder feel heavy.

"Did we really say this?"

As soon as he heard the words, Wei Laogou's pupils shrank sharply.

''who? !
Out of subconsciousness, he looked up sharply.

About twenty big men wearing dragon robes and python robes came into Wei Laogou's eyes, and some of them were known to Wei Laogou, including Old Wanli and Emperor Taichang!
And resting on Wei Laogou's shoulder was a mace.

Om~!

His head was buzzing and Wei Laogou was stunned.

At this moment, Emperor Tianqi was also stunned.

"Dad, dad?"

'Why do you have two dads? ! '

Emperor Tianqi's eyes immediately fell on the familiar faces of Emperor Taichang and Wanli Zhu Changluo. He stared straight up in shock, and the bed frame legs in his hands fell off.

As for Lao Wanli.

Emperor Tianqi actually didn’t know him.

After all, Lao Wanli lived in the harem all year round without seeing anyone, and even Zhu Changluo, who was the prince, could not see him a few times, let alone Emperor Tianqi, who was still a young carpenter at the time.

"Drag out and hit."

Lao Zhu was too lazy to look at Wei Laogou and spoke calmly.

The voice fell.

A group of professional thugs (Xiao Zhu Si, Yongle Xiao Zhu, etc.) dragged Wei Lao Dog towards the rockery outside the pavilion. After a while, a dead dog-like wailing sound came from the rockery.

As for the surrounding Jinyi guards, they just moved after hearing the news. Emperor Tianqi scolded them all with a look and expelled them from the palace garden.

"Brother, why should such a gelding be spared a life? Just kill it. It's so easy."

After Lao Zhu glanced at the rockery, there was a hint of coldness in his voice. He still hated castrated dogs as always.

"A good dog is an obedient dog, just give it a few taps now and then."

Ji Boying's words are decisive.

In the chaotic court situation of the late Ming Dynasty, if you wanted to stabilize the imperial power in the hands of the emperor, there was no simpler and more effective operation than using a castrated dog.

If Emperor Tianqi is given another 20 years, he can control the court through Wei Laogou, and then gradually clean and transform the court, turning the court into what he ideally wants.

Finally, remove the rope and kill the dog.

Using an old dog as a sacrifice to heaven will quell the anger of the people in the country, and maybe it will leave a reputation in future generations for a wise king who killed castrated dogs and brought order to chaos.

It's a pity that Tianqi's life was lost too quickly.

What was even more hateful was that as soon as Chongzhen came to power, he killed the gelding that was used to control the court without saying a word.

It’s not that gelded dogs cannot be killed, but they must be killed at the right time.

To put it bluntly, Chongzhen is a typical brainless person who was fooled into lameness.

"What are you doing standing there in a daze?!"

"You still haven't paid homage to the immortal master and ancestors!"

Emperor Taichang and Wanli Zhu Changluo shouted in unison, each of them glared at Emperor Tianqi.

Mr. Zhu Youxiao's heart thumped fiercely. Although his mind was a little confused by everything in front of him, it did not prevent him from kneeling down and he knelt down quickly.

Then starting from Master Xian and Lao Zhu, they went around in a circle one by one and kowtowed. Emperor Taichang introduced them, and every time they introduced someone, they had to kowtow.

'Damn, these are all ancestors who came out of nowhere! '

Emperor Tianqi kowtowed while thinking about it. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became.

There are such unbelievable things in the world. Even if the ancestors appear, they even form a group to appear!There are even duplicates!
"Brother, since Nurhachi is already on the verge of death in this apocalyptic time and space, then the next group of slave builders will be led by Huang Taiji. Is this Huang Taiji very strong?"

Lao Zhu glanced at Emperor Tianqi who was circling in a circle and kowtowing to his ancestors, frowned slightly, and looked at Ji Boying beside him.

Although the slaves have been destroyed twice in Wanli and Taichang time and space respectively.

But in Wanli and Taichang, the opponents Lao Zhu faced were Nurhachi, and Lao Zhu's focus has always been on Nurhachi. There is really no research on this Huang Taiji.

After all, before Lao Nu raised his eyebrows, Huang Taiji couldn't decide the strategic direction. He was not qualified enough, so naturally he couldn't get into Lao Zhu's eyes.

Ji Boying glanced at Lao Zhu.

"Although Nurhachi created the foundation of the Jurchen country, it was Huang Taiji who truly created the Qing Dynasty."

"In terms of comprehensive strength comparison, especially in terms of the overall strategic view, Huang Taiji's ability is far superior to Nurhaci."

In a word.

Lao Zhu's brows instantly furrowed, and those who were closer to the immortal master, including A Biao, Lao Zhu Di, Zhu Laosi and others, also frowned upon hearing this.

The core reason why the first two wins were so smooth is that Nurhaci is actually good at tribal warfare, and Nurhaci is more like a chief.

And in terms of short-sightedness in the grand strategy of the National War, it is really far worse than Lao Zhu, so he will be completely abused.

But Huang Taiji is different. Compared with Nurhachi, Huang Taiji's qualities are the overall strategic view of the national war.

This also means that establishing slaves in Tianqi is much more difficult than Wanli and Taichang.

It’s time to get real.

"As for the specifics, we'll discuss it back in class."

And this time.

Emperor Tianqi has basically finished kowtowing. After this round, he kowtowed more than 20 times, and his whole forehead was red and swollen. It seemed that this child was quite sincere.

"gone back."

The immortal master finished his sentence.

Swish.

All the people in the pavilion, including Emperor Tianqi who had just finished kowtowing and had not yet recovered, disappeared in the pavilion.

After half an hour.

From the rockery next to the pavilion, Wei Laogou climbed out with difficulty.

At first glance, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen beyond recognition. His eyes were swollen bigger than eggs, and his whole face was full of tears. However, when he was beaten, his ears were not deafened.

Emperor Tianqi kowtows to each other one by one, but he hears every word clearly.

The ancestors of the Ming Dynasty actually showed their spiritual powers!

But when the spirit appears, the spirit appears. Why do you beat me when you come up?Do I, Wei Zhongxian, deserve a beating so much? !

At this moment, a figure was running quickly from a distance, and headed straight to where Wei Laogou was with an anxious look on his face. This was Tian Ergen, his newly adopted son last year, who was in charge of the Jin Yiwei.

"Father, what's wrong with you, foster father!"

"My child heard the news and rushed over immediately. Who is the audacious thief who dared to beat his adoptive father into this state! My child will definitely kill him and cut him into pieces with a thousand knives!"

'Death by a thousand cuts?' '

Wei Laogou's eyes that were swollen like eggs opened a crack with all his strength and glanced at Tian Ergen.

'Do you think your godfather can cut me into pieces with three thousand knives? ! '

Wei Laogou pouted: Baobao feels bitter, but Baobao doesn't say anything.

"I fell."

This dog tooth has to be swallowed into the dog's stomach even if it is broken.

..............................

Hongwu Time and Space, Zuixian Tower.

The emperors of the Ming Dynasty had just returned from the Apocalypse Time and Space. When they returned to the main hall, before they could sit down, their ears twitched and their eyes were involuntarily attracted to the room where Li Er and Wu Zhao were.

"Why does this voice sound wrong?"

The two sisters, Lianxiang Xiyu and Lianxiang Xiyu, stood beside the podium, their faces slightly blushing. They thought they had been listening for a long time.

Long Qing's little bee smiled, looking at the room where Li Er and Wu Zhao were, and said with experience.

"This is what happens when you lose fire."

"I have experience."

Wu Zong, who had quite a novel hobby in this area, took a look at it and felt eager to try it when he returned.

When Ji Boying heard the sound, he also frowned.

Dusk passion?
Tang and Zhou wars?

Together, these two people must be over 130 years old.

"Brother, start the live broadcast."

Lao Zhu suggested from the side that he had learned about the concept of 'live broadcast' from Ji Boying before.

"Yes, Immortal Master, show it to us all!"

"I've never seen anyone at this age!"

"This movement must be exciting!"

"…………"

Seeing that Grandfather Taizu was making demands, the descendants of the Zhu family followed Gong Huo one after another.

Ji Boying frowned and glanced at the private room on the second floor where the sound of ping-pong continued.

Going to class every day is indeed a bit boring, so it’s not too much to give the students some relaxing benefits.

"can."

Ji Boying's voice fell.

36D holographic projection is on.

In an instant, the surrounding environment changed, and this was exactly the scene in the private room on the second floor.

"Fuck! It's so intense!"

Wu Zong Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up and he exclaimed loudly.

This damn sound was something he accidentally heard from the immortal master. Although he didn't know what the word "quintessence of Chinese culture" meant, he always felt that the emotion expressed was very tense.

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