Chapter 256 Studying Myself

"The person who invented voice barrage is really a genius."

Zhang Yang felt comfortable all over as he looked at the voice barrages that were already waiting in line in his live broadcast room.

I received the money for the gift, the barrage revealed my true feelings, and the person who came to bring the goods was criticized again...

Three birds with one stone.

Listening to this friend who plays with meteorites, what he wants to express is: Wearing meteorites can maintain health.

This sounds like nonsense.

Zhang Yang had only heard of stories about ordinary people turning into monsters after touching meteorites, and were eventually punched away by Ultraman.

I have never heard that wearing meteorites can prolong your life.

As for what can absorb the energy from meteorites, it sounds like the beauty of missing a brain.

There are many viewers who hold the same view as Zhang Yang. Their voice comments are as follows:

[The main components of meteorites are either silicates or iron meteorites composed of iron and nickel. Isn’t it true that there are no stones containing these elements on the earth? Can they be used to maintain health if heated at high temperatures? 】

[Trivia: There is a gadget called a crystal oscillator in the electronic equipment around you, and that thing is constantly vibrating.Does this mean that I can maintain my health by playing on my mobile phone? 】

[Hello anchor, I am Dr. Wang from Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. Please tell Lian Mai’s patient and ask him to return to the hospital as soon as possible to continue treatment]

[In our village, those who play with meteorites only deserve to sit at the fool’s table]

【There are 4000+ scammers】

This public opinion environment...

Zhang Yang felt that if the other party had some sense and took the initiative to leave at this time, he could still save some dignity.

But he didn't expect that this treasure friend holding the meteorite would not panic at all, and even started to communicate with the barrage through the air:
"You people are like frogs in a well, short-sighted!"

"Meteorites are not just nonsense, they have real scientific basis."

"The National Institute of Health Industry of Shenghai Jiaotong University, as early as 16, specially established the Meteorite and Health Research Institute."

"The year before last, a meteorite and life and health research center was established on Qiongzhou Island..."

"You can find news on the Internet about what I'm talking about. If the anchor doesn't believe it, he can show it to the people in the live broadcast room."

The meteorite brother actually gave solid evidence.

Zhang Yang searched the Internet and found that he really wasn't making it up.

It is clearly written in the news that in 2016, the Institute of Meteorites and Health was established.

Even which experts participated in the research are listed.

Is the IQ tax collected so openly now?Zhang Yang muttered in his heart.

Moving away from the name of Shenghai Jiaotong University may be useful to others, but for people who play antiques, it is not interesting at all.

The National Treasure Gang has already opened the museum to the university campus.

Without a university president drinking water soaked in meteorites on a live broadcast, just setting up a research institute would not only be unconvincing, but also not even fresh.

Besides, who knows if this institute is still around?

[Brothers, don’t worry, I’m a Shengjiao person. I’ll go find this institute now. If it’s there, I’ll report it to it directly]

[Seniors who have graduated many years ago support you]

[Count me in for reporting]

"Report? You can't reason with me, so you're just making small moves behind my back?"

Brother Meteorite snorted and said a little arrogantly:

"You can report whatever you want, anyway, the results of scientific research are here."

"Meteorites contain 26 kinds of minerals that are not found on earth, which can quickly replenish the trace elements needed by the human body and enhance the human body's energy..."

"stop!"

Zhang Yang couldn't stand such logically confusing remarks.

Sometimes they are minerals that are not found on the earth, and sometimes they are supplemented with trace elements. Does this mean they are aliens?

He interrupted the other party loudly: "Can I ask you a question first?"

"Okay, you ask."

"Did you take this meteorite, soak it in water and drink it?" Zhang Yang asked.

If you drink it, show it to everyone again.

"No, this kind of meteorite is not for soaking in water and drinking. It is for displaying at home to improve the environment."

Brother Meteorite was well prepared and introduced excitedly:
"Imagine that the environment you live in is filled with eight thousand hertz waves, constantly replenishing your energy. You will not feel tired at all, and you will always be energized." "You mean, if you put such a stone in your office, Employees can have a 007 schedule and work all the time without taking breaks?"

Zhang Yang asked a question, which made Xu Jie, who was three meters away, tremble.

Fortunately, Baoyou gave an explanation. He replied to Zhang Yang:
"It's not effective for everyone. Some people's own frequencies are wrong and they can't absorb the energy in meteorites."

"I decided to buy it because I had a reaction when exposed to such meteorites."

"I suggest that when you come to me to buy meteorites, you first find the frequency that suits you."

[Does that mean we need to be purified and consecrated?]

[In order to collect this IQ tax, everyone started playing with religious instruments? 】

[It means to buy a meteorite, you have to sincerely ask for it, right?]

[The last thing I said actually makes sense, frequency is very important, I can do it up to seven times a day]

[Anchor, don’t you care if someone is bringing goods in your live broadcast room]

Of course Zhang Yang has to take care of it, but he has more important things to do first.

He looked at Baoyou with a serious face:

"You said you had a reaction after coming into contact with this meteorite?"

"Yes."

"Then you may be allergic to nickel or poisoned by heavy metals." Zhang Yang said seriously.

"Either the seller used some tricks when you bought this meteorite and sprayed it with volatile drugs."

The audience in the live broadcast room has almost finished the voice barrage, and Zhang Yang feels that it is time to end this farce.

The prerequisite for keeping healthy with meteorites is that you must be a meteorite, right?

"This is just the slag obtained after smelting iron ore, not a meteorite at all."

"I suggest you go to the hospital for a blood test first. It's better to have less contact with this kind of slag of unknown origin."

"slag?"

After listening to Zhang Yang's words, the eldest brother opposite immediately put the stone in his hand and looked at it over and over again.

Finally he retorted:

"Whose slag looks like this? Look at this luster and shape..."

"Don't talk so much nonsense. Meteorites can be authenticated by professional institutions. Do you have an appraisal certificate?" Zhang Yang interrupted and asked.

"Although there is no certificate, I bought it locally in Africa."

Baoyou explained in great detail, even naming the places where you can buy things.

But Zhang Yang didn't care.

Not to mention Africa, even if you buy it from penguins in Antarctica, the slag is still slag.

"How about a snack? How dare you sell stones now without a certificate? The men who sell Hetian jade in scenic spots are more professional than you..."

"I'm not Hetian Jade." The other party retorted.

"You...well, forget it." Zhang Yang was too lazy to elaborate, shook his head and said, "You may have symptoms of heavy metal poisoning. Go and have a look."

……

After disconnecting from the microphone, Zhang Yang took the audience in the live broadcast room to read popular science materials online.

All serious popular science websites say that meteorite health care is a scam.

Except for that [Meteorite and Health Research Institute].

Among all the anti-counterfeiting information, the news related to the institute is very eye-catching.

[Master Zhang, I burn boilers, and that thing just felt a bit like slag]

[It is better to buy meteorites than to buy sky iron, they are all treasures falling from the sky anyway]

[This research institute seems to be real, with official endorsement]

"Don't spread rumors. How can there be official endorsement?"

Every time a person like this comes to cause trouble, Zhang Yang has to pay attention to the barrage for a while, and must not let the stooge cause trouble.

"To put it bluntly, it's just a few unknown experts who banded together to make money."

"Tomorrow I will also find a few experts to open a Qin Shihuang Research Institute, dedicated to studying myself."

(End of this chapter)

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