Entertainment: let you sell miserably, not let you Versailles

"Today is the Water Splashing Festival in our village, so this is all preparation for the evening activities."

"Water Splashing Festival, it's such a coincidence that I came here. I love participating in such activities!!!"

"Then you must come to participate tonight!!!"

"Don't worry, I'll definitely come. Then I'll leave first. Sister, thank you for the herbal tea, it's very delicious!"

"If it tastes good, take some more and drink it back!"

"Thank you, thank you, that's so polite, oh, thank you so much, sister!"

Ye Feng took the food, then opened his own box and said, "Sister, this is a small ornament I brought. It's not a very precious thing. I hope you don't dislike it!"

"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, thank you!"

"Then I'm leaving, sister!"

Ye Feng stood up and just took two steps when he suddenly heard another shout from behind: "Ye Feng!"

"what?"

As soon as he touched the water, it poured on him: "Ye Feng, I wish you peace and happiness!"

Ye Feng saw it and said immediately: "Thank you, sister!"

Then he lowered his head and picked up a handful of water and sprinkled it on his sister: "Sister, I also wish you happiness forever."

The sister didn't hide at all and accepted it completely.

However, when this happens, things get serious.

"Ye Feng, run!"

"Ah? What's wrong?"

The camera filmed over and saw that the people who had been watching the excitement were now scooping up water with spray guns and water guns.

Ye Feng's eyes widened, and then he shouted: "Help!"

Unfortunately, it was already too late. Looking ahead, there was already a row of people waiting for him with water.

But when this scene was broadcast, the audience just felt extremely happy. To be liked by so many people, Ye Feng's popularity is really beyond words.

At this time in the Mushroom House, Teacher Huang had a stick at his feet and said while drinking tea: "Why don't you come here, kid?"

"Teacher Huang, are you ready to take action?"

"Isn't he going to eat a king crab? I think he is a king crab. He is showing off his teeth and claws at me all day long. I have to break his legs today!"

"Teacher Huang, are you sure it's because he wants to eat king crab and not because of the kiss scene with his sister?"

"It's all the same. Our sister has just grown up. This brat did something like this. I must teach him a profound lesson today."

"Teacher Huang, what if Peng Peng is filming the kissing scene?"

When Peng Peng heard this, he looked at Teacher Huang expectantly. Unexpectedly, Teacher Huang said with a hateful expression: "Look at Xiao Feng, and then look at you. You have taken so many more pictures than him." How come you haven’t even filmed a kissing scene yet?”

Peng Peng immediately lowered his head: "I don't want to either!"

"Teacher Huang, look here, look here, look at my sister."

"Tell me about you. You have just grown up. How about filming a kissing scene? You must have been led astray by that boy Ye Feng."

When this scene was broadcast, the audience smiled knowingly. Teacher Huang really brought an old father with double standards to life.

Teacher He said: "It's over, Xiaofeng is doomed today!"

Teacher Huang said smoothly: "I'm determined to eat Ye Feng, even Jesus can't keep him, I said so!"

Several people were talking when they suddenly heard someone shouting: "Is there anyone there? Someone is coming to the house."

"coming!"

"finally come!!"

"elder brother!"

Teacher He and others stood up quickly. Teacher He, Peng Peng and Zifeng came forward to greet them. Teacher Huang stood still and watched quietly.

As soon as they opened the door, Teacher He and the others were stunned.

The camera moved over and saw Ye Feng's hair sticking to his face in the camera lens. Water droplets were dripping continuously. His face was covered with water. His clothes seemed to have been soaked in water. The funniest thing was that the ground was covered with water. The wet shoe prints extend far, far away.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Why are you like this?"

"Did you fall into the river?"

Teacher He and others looked at Ye Feng in front of them with wide eyes and disbelief.

Ye Feng opened his mouth, spat out some water, then leaned against the door frame, struck a very coquettish pose, brushed the hair on his face, and said in a very coquettish voice: "Envy me, we are so popular. No worse than Teacher He!"

"Hahahaha!" Ye Feng's actions made Peng Peng's laughter fill the entire mushroom house courtyard. Teacher He and Zifeng also laughed non-stop, and Teacher Huang in the pavilion also laughed.

Teacher He said: "You celebrated the Water Splashing Festival early? Where is PD?"

Ye Feng waved his hand: "Come out!"

I saw the cameraman, Director Xixi, and the accompanying director walking out from the side as if they had just been fished out of the river.

"See, this is all taking advantage of me. Let's put it this way. Even if Teacher Cai Guoqing came with 360 blessings today, those are my younger brothers. I have received at least [-] blessings today. Then It’s a blessing all the way, half of the villagers in Manyuan Village came out, it’s so enthusiastic.”

"In order to wish me well, an aunt even brought out the pot. She was so enthusiastic!"

"Hahahaha!" Teacher He hugged Peng Peng and laughed loudly. Zhang Zifeng also laughed forward and backward. Teacher Huang pinched his waist with one hand and supported the pillar with the other, his big belly trembling with laughter.

The entire courtyard staff also burst into laughter. It really filled the courtyard with laughter.

laugh?
I'll make you laugh enough!
Ye Feng's lips curled up: "Teacher He, I miss you so much!"

After saying that, he hugged Teacher He directly.

"It's so cold, oh, my clothes are wet, wet!"

"Peng Peng!"

"Don't come here, don't come here!"

Peng Peng ran away vigorously, but how could he outrun Ye Feng? He only ran two laps before being caught by Ye Feng, who then gave him a warm hug.

"Teacher Huang!!!"

Teacher Huang panicked: "Don't come over here, you brat, I just changed my clothes."

Teacher Huang quickly dodged, but the cancer-preventing Ye Feng did not chase him at all. When he turned his head, he found that Ye Feng had held the stick in his hand and observed it for a while, then threw it away.

"Mom, you scared me to death!"

"You brat, why do you have so many evil thoughts?"

At this time, everyone suddenly realized, where is the focus of Ye Feng's relationship?How could he be so thoughtful?
"Hey, Teacher Huang, this is called a war that never tires of deceit. For example, you can't run away now!"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he took a quick step and hugged Teacher Huang, and then kept rubbing against him. Teacher Huang didn't hide away, but slapped Ye Feng on the butt: "You bastard, you bastard, I'm going to make you skinny." , make you skinny!"

Ye Feng let go of Teacher Huang, turned to look at the staff, and grinned: "Long time no see, everyone. Do you all want to give me a hug? Or send a representative!"

Before Ye Feng could finish his words, the assistant director and chief writer rudely pushed Lao Wang out.

Lao Wang was shocked: "You can't do this, you can't do this, Xiaofeng, I didn't bring any clothes, I didn't bring any clothes!"

Unfortunately, it's too late!
"Old Wang, I miss you so much."

Ye Feng hugged Director Wang, and Lao Wang smiled helplessly.

As soon as Ye Feng arrived, everyone from Teacher He to the program team burst into laughter.

The audience burst out laughing when they saw this scene: "This is indeed our child."

"Hahaha, this is my child!"

"I still remember one issue when Lao Wang mentioned Ye Feng and he was talking about our little Feng."

"Yes, yes, and the matching characters are all Korean Shangyan played by our Xiaofeng."

"Ye Feng is really loved by everyone from top to bottom!"

"Every time Ye Feng comes over, the program team is full of laughter!"

After Ye Feng and Lao Wang hugged and played, he said loudly: "This is the end of the warm welcome ceremony. Dear Mushroom, I am back."

In the later stage, the program team not only added special effects to this shot, but also added flowery characters: "Welcome home."

"Okay, I'm going to change clothes. Sister Zuo, that suitcase is a gift for you. Open it quickly. I'm afraid it will get wet in a while. Some of them can't get wet. By the way, there is a glass jar. It's tea, it was a gift given to me by a lovely sister, and she put it on the table for me."

"Teacher Huang, your gifts are in that bag. It's okay. You are not afraid of water!"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he had already entered the house carrying another bag.

"This brat always packs two bags into a big leather suitcase every time he comes here. In fact, his belongings are only in such a small bag."

"Okay, Teacher He, I don't need your help to explain. Netizens have already pulled it out. No one will misunderstand it, right?"

When this scene was broadcast, the barrage was filled with the word 'right'!

"Okay, let's go and change clothes. This brat gets excited when he comes."

Teacher Huang was talking, but the smile on his face was extremely bright. Just when a few people were about to enter the room to change clothes, Lao Wang suddenly shouted: "Teacher Huang, can you lend me some clothes?" I really didn’t bring any clothes.”

"Hahahaha!" No one expected that at this time, Lao Wang could actually provide a joke, and everyone laughed.

Ye Feng changed his clothes and came out. Only Zhang Zifeng was sitting in the pavilion.

"elder brother!"

"Are you busy lately?"

"Fortunately, it's not too busy."

"I'll be very busy next, the road show is about to begin."

"It's all right!"

"Come on, let's make some coffee for Teacher Huang and the others."

"it is good!"

Again, although Ye Feng is naughty, he always has a certain balance between advance and retreat. When it's time to joke, he can be very playful, but no one will ever say that he is impolite or unruly.

In fact, when it comes to polite and well-behaved artists on the Internet, Ye Feng will always be on the list, and he is almost always at the top of the list. The biggest reason is that he always does a good job in such details.

When Ye Feng and Zifeng washed everyone's cups and came out, Teacher He said with a smile: "Look, let me tell you, they must have poured the coffee. Come on, Xiao Feng, do it quickly. This place, this time It’s still a little hot.”

Ye Feng and Zifeng distributed the coffee to everyone and then sat down.

Teacher He said: "Xiao Feng's movie is on November [-]nd, right?"

Ye Feng glanced at Teacher Huang and said, "Teacher He, how about we not mention this matter today?"

"Hahahaha!" Others couldn't help but laugh.

Teacher Huang said: "You think this matter will be over if you don't mention it, right? You brat, how old is my sister!"

Ye Feng immediately said: "Just two games!"

"What? Two more games?"

Ye Feng immediately slapped his mouth.

"Where's my stick?"

"No, no, Teacher Huang, listen to me, it was all forced. If you don't believe me, just ask your sister, it was just a touch."

Teacher Huang looked at Zifeng and saw her blushing and nodding.

"That's not bad. We touched each other twice?"

"Um, Peng Peng, have you seen the recent One Punch Man?"

"Master Feng, Teacher Huang is asking you something!"

"Teacher He, have you performed in a drama recently?"

"Hahahaha, Xiaofeng, are you changing the subject?"

Teacher Huang said: "Answer me honestly."

"In the second scene, the plot required that I tear my sister's lip, pretend that I violated her, and leave evidence, so I tore her clothes and bit her lower lip."

"What, you tore her clothes? Peng Peng, hold him down!"

"No, Teacher Huang, please listen to my explanation, Peng Peng, let go, let go, ah!!!"

Peng Peng pressed Ye Feng, and Teacher Huang picked up the slippers and slapped Ye Feng on the butt. Suddenly, the whole yard was filled with Ye Feng's screams.

This scene made countless people laugh to tears.

After all the fuss, Ye Feng and the others sat in the pavilion again.

"Teacher Huang, why do you say that my sister and I are the protagonists today? Should we sit in seat C?"

As soon as Ye Feng finished speaking, Zhang Zifeng looked at him with wide eyes. Teacher He even asked directly: "It seems that the child was not beaten enough just now. Come on, Peng Peng, hold him down. I I also want to take action.”

Teacher Huang laughed loudly and said: "Teacher He is angry, but it's okay. Xiaofeng, this seat is for you, do you dare to sit?"

Ye Feng stood up and shouted loudly: "I don't dare!"

Then he sat down obediently.

Teacher He patted Ye Feng on the shoulder and said, "Can't you just be quiet for a while? Don't be so naughty!"

Ye Feng smiled and said, "I'm home now, aren't I?"

This sentence made Teacher Huang and the surrounding staff laugh.

Teacher He looked at Ye Feng, his eyes were particularly gentle and asked: "Are you busy recently?"

Ye Feng replied with a smile: "I'm quite busy. I can only sleep three or four hours a day during this period."

"Do you still want to join the group?"

"No more this year. My agent said that I have produced a little too much in the past two years. I am afraid that the audience will get tired of watching me too much, so I will no longer touch my heart."

"Nonsense, the audience likes you so much, how can they get tired of it, but it's okay to take a rest and give yourself some time to relax."

Teacher He always talks about parents, but such common words can always make people feel extra heart-warming.

"How are the parents?"

"They are fine. They are very busy every day now. I haven't seen them for a long time, but I am used to it. Anyway, they are always working hard to make money."

Teacher Huang and Teacher He looked at each other, and Teacher Huang said, "Didn't your mothers go on a trip?"

"Travel? No, my mother and the others are very busy all day, how can they possibly travel?"

Teacher He said: "Why not? I saw all the posts she posted on WeChat Moments yesterday."

Ye Feng smiled and said: "Mr. He, you must be mistaken. My mother never posts on Moments."

Teacher Huang immediately testified: "Your mother posts to WeChat Moments every day, and your father also posts occasionally."

Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, looked at Teacher Huang and Teacher He and said, "It's really fake. You must have lied to me. I have never seen the Moments posted by my mother or the others."

Peng Peng suddenly said: "Master Feng, has Auntie blocked you? I also saw Auntie's circle of friends!"

Ye Feng was speechless. He looked at the camera and said, "Mom, why did you block me? I didn't say I wouldn't let you travel, so you should take me with you anyway!"

"Hahahahaha!"

When Teacher Huang and the others heard this, they all burst into laughter. Is it okay if their son is blocked in his parents' circle of friends?
When this episode was aired, all the comments on the screen were, same world, same mother. It turns out that Ye Feng will also be blocked by his parents!

Teacher Huang laughed and said, "I heard that you invited your sister to shoot this movie together, right?"

Zhang Zifeng nodded and said, "Well, I happened to have no work some time ago, and then Brother Feng invited me."

"Okay, now that I know how to introduce jobs to my sister, I can act like an older brother."

Ye Feng said: "Teacher Huang, if you talk about this matter, then I have to be a little bit shy."

Teacher Huang said with a smile: "Okay, I allow you to be a little shy."

Ye Feng took a sip of coffee, then cleared his throat, stretched his arms, and smoothed his sleeves...
"Why don't you tell me about this dead kid? How come I can't help but want to beat him?"

Teacher He said: "Xiao Feng is the type of college student who is on vacation. At first glance, he misses her so much, but after a second look, she dislikes her no matter how much she looks at her. After a second look, she can't help but want to do something."

Teacher He's words resonated with many netizens when they were aired. They are so right.

"Say, I'll say it!" Ye Feng said immediately: "Actually, they found me when this project was just approved and hoped that I would star in it. However, the project had just been approved at that time and the crew had not yet been formed, so I only agreed temporarily. .”

"Then this year, after the crew was formed, the director contacted me. Originally, I thought the director contacted me because he wanted to talk to me about the play or something like that. Unexpectedly, the director's first sentence was:"

"Master Feng, are there any artists you want to collaborate with?"

Having said this, Ye Feng looked at the camera and said with a serious face: "Friends in the audience, here comes the key point, the mandatory questions. Although I didn't take the test the year before and last, I will definitely take the test this year. Hurry up and take a small notebook to write it down."

"You big-headed guy, the college entrance examination has passed. Stop talking nonsense and talk quickly."

"This kid is so good at breaking things up!"

Ye Feng said: "Viewers, please remember that you must be familiar with the subtext of the workplace, for example, what does flexible work mean!"

Teacher He: "Go to work on time, but leave work late!"

"Very good, flat management!"

Teacher Huang: “Besides the boss and the employees, there are not many people at all.”

"The answer is correct, the salary is [-] to [-]."

Peng Peng: "It's just three thousand and not ten thousand."

"Bingo! There is a lot of room for improvement!"

Zhang Zifeng: "The salary is low and there is no one to teach me, so I rely on self-study!"

"Yes, these are common subtexts in the workplace. Audience friends, have you recorded them?"

The questions and answers asked by several people were very interesting, but this scene sparked discussion when it was broadcast, especially among job seekers. This paragraph simply spoke to their hearts.

"Okay, let's talk about Zifeng and me. At that time, the director asked me what artist I wanted to cooperate with. I immediately realized that this is the subtext of the workplace!"

"The translation is, we are a heroine, and now I leave the choice of this heroine to you."

"Dear viewers, do you know what my first reaction was when I realized the true meaning of this sentence?"

"Here, please answer Zhang Zifeng." (End of chapter)