Entertainment: let you sell miserably, not let you Versailles

Zhang Zifeng hesitated for a moment and shook his head.

"Zero points. After so many years, there is still no progress at all. Next, I would like to ask Peng Peng to answer. What was my first reaction after hearing the director's words?" Ye Feng looked at Peng Peng again and asked.

Peng Peng stood up and said loudly: "You immediately thought of my sister and gave her this opportunity."

"Five points, no more, it's too one-sided. Teacher He, come and set an example for them!"

Teacher He is an old boy and is willing to cooperate with Ye Feng to play. He stood up and said loudly as if he was really answering questions in class: "Teacher, I think you were the first to respond to such an important matter." The decision should be made by the director, and a humble person like you will definitely not overstep his authority."

"Okay, please sit down. I got 99 points, but unfortunately, I got the wrong answer."

"Huh? You gave me 99 points if you answered all the wrong questions!"

"I don't want to give such high marks, but who told Teacher He to call me humble? He immediately saw through my true nature. You guys should study more, Teacher He, I love you!"

"Me too!"

Teacher He and Ye Feng competed with each other, and the audience couldn't help but want to laugh. For some reason, Ye Feng and Teacher Huang get along with each other like enemies, but with Teacher He, they get along with each other in both directions.

However, no matter which way it is, as long as it is shown alone, the audience will laugh after watching it.

"Finally, Mr. Huang, please tell me, when the director asked me which artist I wanted to work with, what was my first thought? Please answer!"

Teacher Huang looked at Ye Feng and said with a smile: "According to what I know about you, you must be very calm on the surface, but you must be extremely proud on the inside, so your first thought must be to accept."

"The answer is very close, but not accurate enough. I give you three points."

“Teacher Huang’s answer is already close, only three points???”

"What's wrong, Peng Peng, do you think it's too much? Why don't you give me one point?"

"Although, I just beat you up, so I won't argue with you now."

"Minus one hundred percent!"

Upon seeing this, Teacher He quickly smoothed things over and said, "Then let Ye Feng announce the correct answer. Excuse me, when you heard the director's words, your first reaction was..."

"Dong dong dong dong!!!" Peng Peng echoed the drumbeat of the award ceremony.

Ye Feng stood up, nodded to everyone, and then said seriously: "My first thought at the time was~~~Oh my god, have I reached this kind of status? I can already bring people into the group. Now, have I become the legendary resource guru?"

"Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!"

"Hahahaha!" After hearing Ye Feng's words, everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing.

"You brat, can you have some potential!?"

"Brother Feng, can you say this openly?"

"Brother, don't talk nonsense!"

Ye Feng said to the camera: "Dear viewers, I don't know if you still remember my first character. It focused on honesty. If you tell me, that's really what I thought at the time."

"You know, when I first debuted, there were a lot of news saying that I had used someone's back door, or that I had brought money into the group. In short, there was a lot of news!"

"Then I always thought, dig, how awesome is a person who can bring people into the group at will? So when I heard the director's words, my first reaction was, my God, in just two years, am I already so awesome?”

"Viewers, can you understand my mood at that time?"

After this episode was aired, it quickly became a hot search topic, and the comments below were enough to make people laugh and feel sick to their stomachs.

"Hahaha, Ye Feng, can you really say this clearly?"

"Let me go, I swear, Ye Feng's honest character is completely established."

"Although, I can really understand Ye Feng's mood!"

"Young Master Feng is really too brave to speak out. Although everyone knows about the resource coffee, he is the first one who dares to speak out so blatantly."

"Hahahaha, Lu has become a fan. At least I know that Ye Feng really doesn't treat us like fools!"

"My dear Mr. Feng, I know you are very excited, but can you stop being so worthless!"

"To be honest, with Ye Feng's current status, I don't think his rules are excessive, but this kid let me know for the first time that it's known to the world that he can go through the back door."

"I just want to say something, Ye Feng, how much misunderstanding do you have about your own status, so that you feel that you are being regarded as a resource master, and you have such an incredible performance?"

"What else can I say? Everyone in the world has recognized Ye Feng's position as a resource expert. Only this kid knows the news and can excitedly confess his love in front of the camera."

"I'm really sorry for everyone. My Mr. Feng has been embarrassed again."

Today, with the explosion of information on the Internet, netizens have long been aware of many things, positions, and rules in the entertainment industry, and they also have their own understanding of the positions of celebrities in the entertainment industry.

If Ye Feng's status as a celebrity were to include all three identities of film, television, singing, etc., he would definitely be above the first line. If you say you want to bring someone into the group for this type of celebrity, it's just a matter of one sentence.

In the minds of many people, Ye Feng may have already taken the path of a resource person, so today Ye Feng spoke out about this matter so openly and openly. Not only did everyone not feel anything wrong, but their first feeling was:

Damn it, Ye Feng didn’t know about the back door until now. The director took the initiative to come to the door. This guy really lost his position as a celebrity!

Netizens probably feel the same way.

shooting scene.

After Ye Feng finished speaking, he sat in his seat with a look on his face.

This kind of thing, if you say it by yourself, it will give people one kind of feeling. If it is exposed and made more jealous, it will be another kind of feeling.

Ye Feng is not worried that the fact that he opened the back door for Zhang Zifeng will be exposed. He is afraid that Tian Ai will be there, and he is really afraid that he will not be able to cover up what happened there.

Therefore, Bu Ru should confess first, in case someone reveals that Tian Ai also entered the crew through the back door. Ye Feng himself said that he brought the heroine in, so it would be reasonable to bring in a supporting role!
People who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries!
Teacher Huang said: "Then I have to ask, the director asked you to recommend artists, why did you recommend your sister?"

Ye Feng immediately said: "I really didn't choose this randomly. This is what I think. First of all, your acting skills must not be much better than mine. Otherwise, if you crush me throughout the whole process, then I'm just lifting a rock." You smashed your own foot!"

"Then, the acting skills can't be too bad. This book is really good. If this movie is ruined because of the acting skills, I will definitely regret it. So after thinking about it, I came up with this idea. younger sister."

"I just thought that if my acting skills are slightly better than my sister's, I can still be in the limelight. When the movie is released, it will be the most popular one. Ye Feng's acting skills crush Zhang Zifeng's. How handsome!"

"You brat, you really have no shame at all. You want to crush your sister's acting skills. How shameless do you have to be to say such a thing!" Teacher Huang couldn't help but spat.

Teacher He and Peng Peng also glared at Ye Feng, but Zhang Zifeng said seriously: "Brother Feng's acting skills are really better than mine!"

It's a pity that no one listened to her words!

But when this scene was broadcast, many people were discussing this matter on the barrage. The final conclusion was that although Ye Feng could not crush Zhang Zifeng, his acting skills were indeed better than Zhang Zifeng.

The role of Xiao Feng in a good play really adds too much to Ye Feng, and Ye Feng's performance in a good play is truly unparalleled. He is now a real acting talent.

Ye Feng said with a bitter face: "Teacher Huang, don't be angry. I can't say I stole the chicken but lost the rice. I didn't expect that my sister's acting skills would explode during the filming. It was really, almost." It didn’t tire me out.”

"Hahaha, you deserve it!"

"Let you look down on our sister."

"Brother Feng, please tell me how my sister acted!"

Ye Feng looked at Zhang Zifeng and said, "Well, Zifeng, in my impression, the scenes between the two of us were negative three times in total, or four times?"

Zhang Zifeng said with a smile: "Three times, once the light came into the frame, once the microphone came into the frame, and once someone left the leftover hamburger on the shooting set, and then it disappeared."

Ye Feng answered: "Peng Peng, you heard me, in a movie, we are the male and female protagonists, almost the same. Just think about the extent of my sister's acting skills!"

After he finished speaking, Teacher Huang, Teacher He and Peng Peng all stopped talking, with shock written all over their faces.

When this scene was broadcast, the barrage was full of exclamation points, and it was so terrifying.

Teacher He said: "Let me break the news again. Last week Tianai went to Kuaiben to promote, and according to her, Xiaofeng and her sister were the big devils on the set. As long as it was the scenes of them, they would never Take the second take.”

"Later, a staff member left a hamburger on the filming location, which caused an NG. The director scolded him miserably. From then on, even the staff had to check their scenes several times, for fear that they would be delayed by him. The state of man.”

"Tian Ai said that when we were on the set, everyone would feel nervous unconsciously whenever there was a scene between Xiao Feng and Zifeng. They are so scary." "It's really amazing." Peng Peng sighed.

"By the way, I want to ask one more thing, that is, the Fast and Furious crew visited your crew. What did you do? How could you shock them so much? You didn't even care about your own promotion the next day. Instead, I’m here to praise you two!”

Hearing this, all the staff pricked up their ears and looked very concerned. After all, it is a very honorable thing to show your face in front of foreigners. After all, you are doing good for the Chinese people!
As a result, at this moment, Teacher Huang suddenly said: "Stop, we can't finish all the topics at once, let's save some time to talk in the evening. Audience friends, I want to know why Xiaofeng and her sister were able to shock the foreigners that day. , please be sure to lock in our Fruit TV, lock in Mushroom House, and don’t change the channel!”

When this scene was broadcast, almost all the comments on the barrage were 'Teacher Huang is so bad! '

At this moment, the phone in the house rang.

"The customer's call is coming!"

"I'll pick it up!"

"I gonna go see!"

"I am coming too!"

As soon as Ye Feng stood up, Peng Peng and Zifeng immediately stood up.

"Did you see that when Xiao Feng came, these two children were very happy, and the younger sister talked a lot!" Teacher He said with a smile.

On Qin Feng's side, several people came to the house. Peng Peng answered the phone: "Hello, hello, this is the Mushroom House!"

"Hello, you can order food here, right?" Upon hearing this, Ye Feng said to the sister next to him: "Here comes another meal!"

Peng Peng suppressed a smile and said, "Yes, we can order. What would you like?"

"You~~ here~~ can you order anything?"

"Hahahaha, yes, no, it mainly depends on what you want to eat, just don't go too far!"

"It's too much~~What do you mean?"

"That's right, hahahaha!"

Peng Peng could hardly hold on any longer. Ye Feng patted him on the shoulder, took the phone, and then said to Zifeng: "Talk with me and see how I deal with them!"

At this time, Teacher He and Teacher Huang also came in. Upon hearing Ye Feng's words, Teacher He directly pressed the speaker phone.

"What's going on? Can you order some food? Let's talk!"

Ye Feng bent down and propped his elbows on the table, and said in a cool voice: "Hello, distinguished guest, I am Xiao Feng, the professional operator of Mushroom House. I am happy to serve you!"

"What~ has been replaced?"

"This is such a guest. From your voice, we judge that you are not an easy guest to talk to. You are most likely looking for trouble. The operator we just had couldn't handle it, so we replaced you to serve you."

"Hahaha~~Okay~~Okay~I just want to ask you~~if you can order any dish!!"

"Okay, guest, I have a few set menus from our Mushroom House to introduce to you. They are like this. Set [-] is all vegetarian, starting with a thousand sugar canes. Set [-] has both vegetarian and meat dishes, starting with [-] sugar canes. It starts with sugar cane. The third set is an all-vegetarian dish and starts with [-] sugar canes. The four set menu is a seafood feast and starts with [-] sugar canes.”

"Guest, which set meal do you want to order?"

"What???? What's the rule? I haven't seen the show before!"

Peng Peng and the others were almost laughing crazy. Teacher He laughed and said: "Hey, as soon as I heard that I had to work, I stopped pretending!"

After seeing this scene, the audience friends also covered their mouths and snickered. Sure enough, they were doing a lot of work, and they had to look at Ye Feng!
Ye Feng did not smile, but continued: "Dear guests, because in the past we always let guests order food before doing the work, but as a result, the guests complained, saying that our mushroom house existed and was no longer consumed. Suspected of fraud!”

"Our mushroom house is based on integrity, so we have decided to clearly mark the price from this issue on. Guest, don't you know that our mushroom house needs work? If you don't know, I recommend you download the anti-fraud APP, and then Report Lao Wang with your real name and use legal weapons to protect your rights!"

"No, no, no, I know, I know I have to work!"

"Then please tell me how much of the set menu you want."

Peng Peng was already sitting on the ground laughing, Teacher He also covered his stomach knowingly, and even Zhang Zifeng was laughing so hard that he could hardly open his eyes.

"Guest? Guest, are you still here?"

"I'm here, I'm ordering, I don't want seafood, I just want a fish-flavored shredded pork with fish!"

"That's set meal [-] with meat and vegetables, right? That's good!"

"Remember, it must be fish-flavored shredded pork with fish. If there is no fish, I won't pay!"

“Don’t worry, guest, we will prepare hairtail fish and fish-flavored shredded pork here for you!”

“It’s not hairtail and fish-flavored shredded pork, it’s hairtail and fish-flavored shredded pork!”

"Okay, my dear, hairtail fish and fish-flavored shredded pork. Now your two dishes, package two and package three, are included. Fifteen thousand sugar canes, right?"

"What's right? Why is it only [-]? This is the second set of dishes, including meat and vegetables. It's fish-flavored shredded pork with fish!"

"That's right, guest, hairtail fish and fish-flavored shredded pork!"

This time, Teacher He was already squatting on the ground with a smile on his face. Zhang Zifeng even lay directly on Ye Feng's body. Teacher Huang was also covering his stomach to suppress laughter.

The audience friends were all laughing to the point of tears at this moment.

At this time, a girl's voice came over the phone: "Either he wants hairtail fish and fish-flavored shredded pork, or there's no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork. He wants something with fish, fish-flavored shredded pork with fish meat!" "

"Oh, fish-flavored shredded pork with fish meat, right?"

"Yes, the treatment is meaty!"

"That's it, my dear, hairtail is a type of seafood, so here's set three, [-] pieces of sugar cane. Are you sure you want the fish meat?"

"If you don't particularly want seafood, we recommend that you switch to crucian carp or carp meat. Do you think that's okay?"

"What the hell, I'm talking about hairtail meat, not hairtail meat, but hairtail, fish meat, just, oh, I, I'm not coming!"

Ye Feng stopped pretending when he heard this and said directly: "Old girl, don't laugh. Since you have already started acting, then just play it for me to the end!"

On the other side, in the car, Tan Songyun and Jialun were about to collapse. When they heard Ye Feng call out the word "old sister", Tan Songyun's eyes widened immediately, and then he immediately said: "Isn't this the case? I don't know." Looks like an old girl!”

"Okay, guest, which guest just chose the fish-flavored shredded pork with fish meat, so what does this old girl who is not an old girl want to order?"

"Whole, nest, nest, I need to search for food here!"

"Food with your hands, right?"

"It looks like you have to search everywhere to grab something to eat!"

"That's it. Guest, our customers are God. We will provide our guests with chopsticks, spoons, forks and other utensils. If the guest likes to eat with his hands, we can understand it."

"What the hell, what I want is Banna's special hand-picked rice, not what I want to eat with my hands!"

"Oh, you want Banna's hand to grab rice, not your hands to grab rice, right?"

"Yes, Banna's hand-picked rice!"

"Then what do you think? Guest, I will take my hand to the village in Banna for a while, and then I will use my hand to grab food for you when I come back. Can this be regarded as Banna's hand?"

"What? Ye Feng, you, I don't want to eat!!!"

Tan Songyun hung up the phone directly.

Ye Feng listened to the busy tone on the phone, turned to the camera and said, "Done!"

Lowering his head again, good guy, Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Peng Peng, and my sister were all sitting on the ground, holding their stomachs and laughing, and everyone was wiping their tears.

Upon seeing this, Ye Feng said to the camera: "Dear viewers, Xiao Feng, the online operator of Mushroom House, I look forward to your call!"

After saying that, the conversation changed: "Okay, Teacher Huang, we have to go negotiate. Fish-flavored shredded pork, hand-picked rice, chicken and meat. That big devil Lao Wang will definitely not let us go."

But Teacher Huang said: "Wait, wait, please tell me to slow down, oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, slow down, slow down!" (End of Chapter)