LOL: I can bear it, the stall is too much

Chapter 166 Improving the old thief Sima, starting from setting up a stall to sell frogs

Old thief Sima!

On the field, across the stage.

He is definitely someone who has seen big scenes, but at this moment, in this place, when he saw this thing, old thief Sima began to doubt his life.

"What is this?"

"Set up a stall!"

"????"

The old thief Sima looked unbelievable

you sure?
Even at this moment, the old thief Sima regretted it, and would not have come if he had known.

Maybe it was his idea.

Zhou Yi immediately opened his mouth and said, "Setting up a stall will exercise your speech ability, mentality, and on-the-spot resilience. Look at the stalls at home, or those who do business."

"Are you particularly talkative? You can talk to anyone at the dinner table."

"And you're good at handling situations?"

After outputting this set of skills, Old Thief Sima fell into deep thought.

Ah!
how to say!

people!

There will always be a bunch of relatives, and the old thief Sima is the same, especially at the end of the year gatherings, naturally we will see many, but that place.

Old thief Sima doesn't talk, he just eats.

But what about others?
He thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be true.

People who set up stalls or do business are indeed better at talking than those who work as part-time workers or white-collar workers. At that time, the old thief Sima died for this reason.

"But this..."

"Do you still remember what happened on Valentine's Day on 214 before you? You can't be punished like that at that time? It will embarrass you, embarrass me, and even have the opposite effect, so let's change our method and not show our faces. , do you think this will work?"

"!!!1"

Wide!

At that time, old thief Sima's eyes lit up. When he first came over, he was very nervous.

What if something really goes wrong?
But now the old thief Sima didn't panic.

Headgear area, who knows you?

no one!

It's okay to be embarrassed.

Immediately, I gave a big thumbs up, feeling that this is really possible, but this is only the first step, and many things need to be done step by step.

Looking at the old thief Sima.

Zhou Yi felt it was okay.

I always feel like this is not good.

When he was in RNG, Huyouable came out to set up a stall, and when he was in RW, he fooled the old thief Sima out to set up a stall.

But soon Zhou Yi shook his head, can the e-sports people be called a fool! ?
No!

When he was in RNG, if he hadn't been fooling around and setting up a stall, according to the unscrupulous contract over there, it would take four or five years for this kid to officially step into the LPL arena.

Same here.

The problem of old thief Sima must be corrected. He is strong enough, but because of this problem, even for a long time, old thief Sima couldn't find a job at all.

If this problem can be corrected, it will at least extend Sima's career path by five years.

So this is not fooling around, this is for their better tomorrow.

This is a good thing for myself.

After thinking about this, Zhou Yi also breathed a sigh of relief.

guilt?
Gone!

He even had a full sense of honor, and the way he looked at the old thief Sima changed.

Old thief Sima: "???"

Zhou Yi: "Leave it to me!"

Old thief Sima: "Good!"

He came here for three things.

improve autism
Take the initiative to speak.

Communicate with teammates.

So we must work hard and follow Zhou Yi's arrangement.

And Zhou Yi, who was engaged, was also thinking about how to do it, after all, the root of the disease left by a certain pig was too deep.

So some steps are required.

Soon he figured it out.

The reason why people can't move forward is because of lack of motivation.

So now the old thief Sima needs motivation, so Zhou Yi said, "Do this first. By the way, Brother Ma, do you have any money in your pocket?"

"what?"

At that time, the old thief Sima had question marks all over his head.

What?

"Of course I went to buy."

"???"

What the hell?

Then the goods were actually purchased, and the goods came.

Of course it's a frog doll.

This time the number is relatively small, [-] per person, and the purchase price is not high, it is only [-] yuan for a lighted one, [-] yuan for a non-lighted one, and the selling price is also [-] yuan.

Ten yuan each.

Zhou Yi immediately opened his mouth and said, "Fifty for each person. We will leave work after the sale."

"it is good!"

Old Thief Sima nodded, and in a square in Shanghai, there were two more frogs, and even when he started to set up a stall, Zhou Yi deliberately took a photo of a circle of friends.

[Set up a stall with someone! 】

The circle of e-sports people must also be players.

Zhou Yi's popularity in the circle is not bad, so the comment section exploded.

[Factory Manager: Setting up a stall again? 】

[UZI: You really don't rest. 】

[Xi Ye: able?This kid was scolded by the manager before, isn't he honest? 】

[Ning: You are not bad, when I was in IG back then, this kid asked for autographed photos of labor and management to sell, I was so mad at that time]

[Lin Weixiang: Don't be angry! 】

[Ning: Is this what I'm angry about?What makes me angry is that I'm only worth twenty?Worth the money for a hamburger? 】

【Xiye: ………】

【UZI: ………】

【Factory Manager: ………】

Ok!

This is indeed something to be angry about.

[Ning: JK is thirty, why am I twenty]

They can understand!
[957: It seems that able also wants my autographed photo. 】

[Liu Qingsong: Damn!Quickly call someone and arrest him]

[Xiye: I've already looked for the manager. 】

[Brother Crystal: Something is going to happen to Able. 】

The comment area is twitter.

Finally the Lord came out.

[able: There is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not. Although I also like to set up a stall, this person is really not me! 】

[Xi Ye:? ? ? ? ? 】

[Brother Crystal:? ? ? ? 】

[UZI:? ? ? ? 】

[Lin Weixiang: Who else could it be if it wasn't you? 】

[able: I'm dating my girlfriend and didn't go to Shanghai, who is this! 】

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yi's circle of friends exploded.

What the hell!

Who is this person?

Senseless.

[Young Master Leng: It can't be Sima's old thief, right? 】

[Posture: Are you not sick! ? 】

【Brother Crystal: Are you alright? 】

【AJ: Are you okay? 】

【Young Master Leng:......】

Ok!

This is indeed the case, the old thief Sima set up a stall.

The scenery can only be described in five words: the scenery is picturesque.

It's really not suitable.

If Zhou Yi knew what they were thinking, he would definitely congratulate them and rule out the correct answer, and this scene was naturally seen by the two people in the family.

Yu Shuang also said in a daze: "Xiao Ranran, your husband is setting up a stall again."

"????"

Xi Ran froze for a moment, but after seeing the picture in Moments.

The expression is also weird.

Really!
what's the situation?
"It seems that your husband can't get rid of the name of a stall kid, but who is this frog next door? Isn't it able? Who else?"

"It seems that old thief Sima told him to go out just now, could it be..."

"No way? It's not like you don't know about Ma Ge's situation?"

"indeed!"

He was the only man who dared to say it on the interview stage.

Such a cold and aloof person.

How can I set up a stall?
will not!

will not!

The two of them didn't think so, but Yu Shuang and Xiran were silent for a second, and then their emotional value exploded in an instant.

Long live!
Zhou Yi abducted the old thief Sima to set up a stall.

【Ding! 】

[Xiran mood value +20! 】

…………

[Yu Shuang's mood value +15! 】

…………

There are many hints.

But Zhou Yi didn't care about these things, but continued to sell his frogs, and sometimes even made some moves, and would actively sell them.

Half an hour after arriving at the square, more than a dozen have been sold.

On the other hand, old thief Sima.

Just one!
It's not that there was only one person looking for him to buy it, but that when someone asked him to buy it and asked the price, Old Thief Sima didn't dare to speak at all.

Only one person answered when he asked, and then he replied.

"Twenty yuan with lights, ten yuan without lights."

Then scan the QR code to pay.

When the transfer arrived, looking at the number, Old Thief Sima fell silent. Maybe the number was not much, but when he saw it.

There are some strange feelings in my heart.

nervous?

comfortable?

Happy?

Have it.

I even had a wonderful idea, feeling that this feeling is not bad, I used to sit in my position to play rank and play games on stage.

This is definitely a high-paying job, and it can be said that the old thief Sima is not short of money.

And that number is also punched on the card.

So Old Thief Sima has no idea about money, and even during the live broadcast, if anyone wants to give a gift, he will be banned directly, but now after the money is really in hand.

It feels different.

Make money!
Seeing the number gradually increase, I feel a little bit happy!
Perhaps at this time, the old thief Sima finally understood why Zhou Yi was obsessed with setting up stalls. Perhaps the reason was here, especially seeing Zhou Yi surrounded by people.

The picture of constantly selling frogs is a bit envious.

But at this moment, a childish tone echoed in Old Thief Sima's ears, and said, "Uncle Frog, how much is your frog cub!"

"........."

Looking down, it was a little Naibao about five years old leaning on her.

Wearing a fan princess dress.

With a cute magic wand, his little cheeks were puffy, and he couldn't help but want someone to pinch him. After hearing this voice, Sima's old thief felt as if his heart had been touched.

nervous?

some!

But the old thief Sima kept encouraging himself, he must speak out, and he must not be autistic.

For yourself!

Also for others.

Finally... the old thief Sima opened his mouth and said, "This luminous 20 yuan, this non-luminous [-] yuan, which one do you want!"

"Well! All of them!"

After the little girl's grandmother came over to pay, Old Thief Sima looked at her back.

I haven't been relieved for a long time.

Does old thief Sima have a girlfriend?
Have!
It's even approaching the point of talking about marriage, and the topic of children has naturally been mentioned. In fact, old thief Sima didn't feel like these things before.

Not only do not like children, even small animals,

I don't like anything that is alive and kicking.

But now he felt different, maybe it would be nice to have a daughter.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
However, after this thought appeared, Old Thief Sima still shook his head, and dealt with the matter before him first. I don't know if it was because he didn't face people.

then what!
Old thief Sima began to talk more, at least when introducing the price.

He can speak clearly.

Finally, at about 09:30 in the evening, the two of them also closed their stalls. In fact, at 08:30, the frog dolls in Zhou Yi's hands were already sold out.

The reason why he didn't come back was that he was still helping the old thief Sima sell it.

It would have been better to help earlier.

At that time, there were many people in the square, but it was still a little late, so the speed was a little slower, but the things were still sold out before closing the stall.

This is also good news.

After finishing these, the two also found a restaurant to settle the settlement.

As for where?
It must be bungalow hot pot.

Originally, when he saw two frogs coming in, the waiter was afraid. What's going on?
Why are there two toads at night?

But after seeing the person under the hood, the waiter immediately felt relieved. Zhou Yi also knew him, but the old thief Sima must be familiar with him.

This is a regular customer of bungalow hot pot.

Big man!
Immediately, he opened his mouth and said, "Is it still the same old way to invite Mr. Han inside?"

"Ok!"

"Arrange immediately."

"Thank you!"

"!!!"

The simple two words shocked the waiter for a whole year.

Long live!
The old thief Sima actually spoke.

Listening to the system prompts and seeing her like that, Zhou Yi knew what she was thinking. From some aspects, this was indeed surprising.

But at the same time, it also shows that this stall therapy is really useful for Sima thief.

And old thief Sima also breathed a sigh of relief.

How many e-sports players have good physical strength?
The same goes for the old thief Sima.

Really exhausted.

He even had a wonderful idea, whether he should take a rest tomorrow or not.

But at this moment, Zhou Yi suddenly spoke up and said, "Let's settle the accounts, you get fifty and I get fifty, deducting costs and travel expenses."

"There are also some miscellaneous expenses. Each of us has a net profit of five hundred!"

"!!!"

I go!

No one is not interested in money.

If he's not interested, it means he can't earn the money, and it's useless to be interested. Perhaps this figure is nothing to the old thief Sima.

But this thing is similar to winning the lottery.

If you make fifty dollars a day, you feel that it is too little, but if you make fifty dollars from scratch-offs, it feels completely different.

It's called a windfall.

And Zhou Yi went to exchange cash on purpose, five hundred per person... The number is not much, but after seeing the bright red bills, Sima's eyes lit up.

This is his first time setting up a stall to make money, and this feeling is really good.

Now he understands why Zhou Yi likes to set up stalls.

The reason is here.

The old thief Sima immediately wanted to put it away, thinking of saving it in his small treasury, but when he reached out his hand, Zhou Yi interrupted first, saying:

"That's right, but... there is still a score to settle."

"????"

what?
"It looks like this number, but you have to admit...you have a lot of cubs that I sold for you. If there are not thirty, there may be twenty."

The old thief Sima was silent, it was indeed the case, he would definitely give benefits if he helped, but when Zhou Yi took out a RMB, he was in a bad mood.

one hundred?
so expensive?
"This number is fair and just. After all, I don't count the money for the frog doll costume. Do you want to continue? If not, we will break up?"

"do not want!"

"???"

"I want to continue!"

"!!!"

At this time, the old thief Sima said this sentence with great difficulty, and his expression was not very good.

Do not ask!

It hurts to ask.

100 yuan is not a lot, but watching others take the money out of my face, it feels completely different, as if something has been aroused.

This time it was drawn!

next time!
Absolutely not.

He even wanted to take money from Zhou Yi.

Correct!
It must be so.

"OK! We'll see you tomorrow!"

"it is good!"

Zhou Yi nodded, knowing without thinking.

Now the old thief Sima has been turned on a strange switch. In fact, many men are like this. When he spends money, he may be extravagant.

But suddenly someone took away 100 yuan.

In other words, being fined 100 yuan by the boss must make you feel bad.

It must be easy to earn back in the future.

The old thief Sima is the same now, but it is not that simple to get money from Zhou Yi, but is this right? There is competition.

Only then will there be good results.

Moreover, e-sports players have a strong desire to win and lose. This will better stimulate Sima's mentality and let his mentality undergo a good mutation.

quickly!

After a meal.

Zhou Yi also left, and the old thief Sima stayed here for a few minutes. Thinking of what happened today, he didn't know what happened to him.

It's such a weird way to do it.

But it feels good.

At this time, the waiter came over and said, "Mr. Han, is there anything else you need? If there is no problem, I will settle the points for you here."

"Okay! By the way! This time the wagyu tastes better than before. Is it my illusion!?"

"It used to be Japanese Wagyu, but recently we switched to Australian Wagyu, so the taste is better."

"Is that so..."

"Here! Mr. Han! Here is your membership card. This time, you will spend a total of [-] yuan."

"Ok!"

Old thief Sima nodded without even moving his eyelids.

Just when I was about to leave.

The waiter suddenly opened his mouth and said, "I don't know if it's my illusion, but Mr. Han seems to be a lot more cheerful today?"

"........."

is it?

The old thief Sima didn't know either, so he looked up at the sky.

In the end nothing was said.

Maybe this option is also good.

After making a phone call with his girlfriend, Old Thief Sima also took a taxi back home.

He is back.

The same is true for Zhou Yi, but Sima is taking a taxi, while Zhou Yi is walking back. After all, the journey is not too far, and on the way, Zhou Yi is also chatting with Xiran on his mobile phone.

【Xiran: Are you back? 】

[Zhou Yi: On the way back, is there anything you want to buy? 】

【Xiran: Of the three cups of milk tea, one cup is hot. Sister Shuang can't drink cold ones recently, and she will go to the pharmacy before going home, you know! 】

【Xiran: shy】

【Zhou Yi: ………】

Seeing this, Zhou Yi involuntarily looked up at the sky.

It always feels like Xiran has opened Pandora's box, becoming more and more dishonest.

how to say!

Work hard and be happy.

After going back, each person has a cup of milk tea.

And when Yu Shuang saw Zhou Yi, she showed admiration, and then gave a thumbs up silently, although Zhou Yi didn't know why.

But definitely not a good thing.

But at this moment, Xiran suddenly said, "Xiaoyi, are you setting up a stall again?"

"how do you know!"

"You think I'm stupid? You've already posted it on Moments, say! Who is the other person?"

"How do you feel?"

Feel?

Who it is, they already know.

Just can't believe it.

So I need a definite answer, but it seems to be confirmed now, but Xiran still opened his mouth tentatively, saying: "It can't be Sima's old thief, right?"

"Congratulations, you got it!"

　Today's Chapter 2, daily [-]-word update.

　　
　
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