LOL: I can bear it, the stall is too much

Chapter 167 A Long Life!The old thief Sima was arrested by the city management

"!!!"

"???"

At that time, the two stared at each other with wide eyes, and then gave a thumbs up silently.

Cowhide!

Zhou Yi coughed dryly, and said, "Actually, I don't blame me for this. The main reason is that Brother Ma wants to do this, which can improve his autism."

"........."

"........."

I understand the truth, can this work! ?
not sure!

Then Zhou Yi continued to speak, saying, "Have you eaten yet? If not, I'll make some supper."

In a word, the eyes of the two brightened.

I ate it and said I didn't eat it.

But today Yu Shuang didn't intend to leave, Xiran subconsciously went to Zhou Yi's room when she was sleeping, and even started to look forward to it in her heart.

Available in the next second.

Xiran thought that there were not only the two of them in this place.

Then she blushed and went to her master bedroom.

Then sleep with Yu Shuang.

To this!

Zhou Yi's expression became strange.

And Yu Shuang couldn't help but sigh with emotion, these two people... have a good relationship.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Zhou Yi didn't care about these things, and on the second day, he also went out early. As for what to do, he must have brought the old thief Sima to set up a stall.

And this one really works!

The old thief Sima used to speak tremblingly, but after three days, the situation improved a lot, and he even sold frogs at the same speed as Zhou Yi.

Even when encountering unreasonable people, the old thief Sima will still argue with reason.

That combat power is no worse than that of the village aunt.

Think about it too!

Back then, the old thief Sima was able to resist pressure, and his combat effectiveness can be imagined, but isn't this change a little too big?

"Brother Ma! What's your situation?"

"Maybe it's because you're going to be a father?"

"????"

WTF?

What the hell?

What does this have to do with this?
I don't quite understand the logic of old thief Sima, but I always feel that this should be a good thing. At least old thief Sima is a lot more cheerful now.

Put on your headgear and argue your case.

With the headgear off, he still looked a bit cold, but it was much better than before. Playing games under such circumstances should increase his winning rate a lot.

This effect is enough!
Zhou Yi thought, so be it.

However, who would have thought that the old thief Sima wanted to keep the headgear, saying that he had to get used to it, Zhou Yi didn't refuse after thinking for a few seconds.

Anyway, it's not a big deal.

then……

On Thursday!
The day was sunny and sunny. After Zhou Yi got up from the bed, he looked at Xiran who was sleeping soundly, and he felt extremely proud. Can't he deal with you?
╭(╯^╰)╮!
Let you know who is the master of this home.

Going to the club tomorrow.

God knew what would happen when he got it, so Zhou Yi decided that he would spend some time with Xiran tonight, maybe it would be nice to go out and buy some clothes.

It was originally planned that way.

morning!

Calm and calm.

afternoon!

Very mild.

The feeling of Wenrouxiang is really good, and you can even enjoy Xiran's back-stepping service. It can only be said that the little maid's skill in serving people is getting better and better.

It seems that there will be some enjoyment in the future.

That's right.

But something happened at night.

It wasn't that Zhou Yi was dying, nor was there something wrong with Xi Ran, but something happened on Brother Ma's side.

Old thief Sima!

After accepting the hood, he started to set up his own stall.

Not a big deal either.

It's not a car accident, an accident, or a problem that affects the body, but a very serious and terrible problem that many traders will encounter.

City management!

Not to mention other people, even Zhou Yi was chased by the urban management several times.

Ok!

Zhou Yi ran fast enough.

But... how can people not get their shoes wet when they walk by the river?

So ever!
The old thief Sima was reported.

As for who.

We don't know either.

So when I set up a stall, I was squatted by the urban management.

And got caught.

I was supposed to contact my family, but I didn't expect to call Zhou Yi. This was a bit embarrassing, so I had to go to get someone. Fortunately, the security here is still good.

The judiciary also has flexible management.

And after knowing the identities of the two, the expressions of the people inside became strange.

Players who are worth tens of millions and have an annual salary of several million are doing small businesses like setting up stalls here. Perhaps this is the gap between the times.

I don't understand what young people are thinking.

After a period of criticism and education, the old thief Sima was also let go, but as a price, the headgear died heroically because he was running.

The headgear fell into the stinking ditch.

After coming out, old thief Sima was embarrassed.

"I……"

"It's okay! How can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river? It's not a big problem, as long as you're okay, let's talk! How do you feel, Brother Ma?"

"very good!"

"That's fine!"

Looking at the appearance of the old thief Sima, Zhou Yi knew it very well.

This time the plan was very successful.

It's not for myself, it's for RW, and it's also for LPL. Besides, it's not a big deal, just have a meal.

It should have been that way.

The result was the next day.

When the two of them got on the official account, they knew what real social death is.

Especially when RW reports.

The other teammates couldn't hold back any longer. Forget about setting up a stall, why were they still arrested.

Killua coughed dryly, and said, "Xiao Yi! You are also a talent. Instead of dragging Able to set up a stall, you actually dragged Sima's old thief to set up a stall? Awesome! How did you do it?"

"This……"

However, before Zhou Yi could speak.

Old Thief Sima spoke first, saying, "I took the initiative to go."

"Brother Ma took the initiative, so..."

Killua nodded.

But soon he exploded.

What the hell!

Dying.

The old thief Sima spoke. ,

"Brother Ma? Did you have a fever today?"

"What do you mean?"

"Are you talking again? What you said today, but you usually measure it for a month. Is this the end of the world? Is there a Noah's Ark?"

Zhou Yi: "..."

Old thief Sima: "..."

This man is mentally ill!

In fact, Zhou Yi can also understand that as an assistant, Killua naturally knows the temperament of the old thief Sima, and he doesn't speak when playing games, but now he actually speaks.

It is really unacceptable.

But it's also good news.

quickly!

Others came too.

Flawless in the jungle and Ah Guang in the top lane.

The two look good.

Looks like it's been fine lately.

The last person to come was Doinb, but the moment they saw this, everyone's expressions became weird.

At this moment, Doinb's complexion was pale and his eyes were dull.

Weak limbs!

It was as if the body had been hollowed out.

Just by looking at it, you can see what happened.

Ah Guang: "..."

flawless: "..."

Killua: "..."

brothers!

The main body.

Zhou Yi also coughed dryly, and said, "Doinb, you are..."

"Brother Yi, I have something to ask you..."

"????"

He directly dragged Zhou Yi away, to a place where no one was around.

This made Zhou Yi a little puzzled, what is this person doing?

After hearing his question, he was also lost in thought.

"Help?"

"Is this a problem? I can only say... Pay attention to your body, it's just a fresh period, and it will be fine in the future! Don't have too much psychological shadow, and don't take tonic, the more you supplement, the more you lose."

"Is that so?"

"Yes!"

Zhou Yi also coughed dryly and didn't say much. This should be a problem that most gay men will encounter, but he doesn't seem to need to worry about it.

After all, he is in good health, and the system is passive.

totally ok!

Everyone didn't know what the two were talking about, but they could roughly guess it. Could it be that some people said that women would affect hand speed? Perhaps this was the reason.

But everyone is also very clear about what they should say and what they should not say.

For this reason, after the two came back, they also started talking about other things. About an hour later, Steak also came to the training hall.

Compared to before, the steak seems fatter again.

This is life.

Some people lack gold in the five elements, and some lack soil in the five elements, but the steak is simple.

He was thin in his life.

After a few simple words of courtesy, the training match also started.

Because there was no training for a long time, Steak was ready to adjust from scratch, but when a training game ended.

Not the same.

Everything is different.

The rhythm on the field is very good, needless to say the rhythm of the jungler, the champion jungler is not in vain, but the biggest change is the bottom lane.

Especially the old thief Sima, who actually started commanding.

It is directly shocking the steak for 1 years.

I copy!

The old thief Sima can actually talk, and the happiest person is naturally Killua. He cooperated with the old thief Sima before, but he needs to read the prompts.

Then analyze, but also look at the face.

It is completely unnecessary now.

The old thief Sima directly started to command. Perhaps compared to other ADCs, the old thief Sima still talked less, but this was enough.

Even after the end of this match, the opponent's coach asked a key question, saying: "What's going on with you in the bottom lane? Did you take gunpowder? Why are you so fierce all of a sudden?"

"Is this..."

Hearing this, Steak was slightly proud.

But didn't say much!
When he won the LPL championship, Steak was still thinking about how to play in the next MSI. You must know that this is the world stage.

The gold content is only higher than that of LPL.

I was a little worried before.

But now this worry has completely disappeared, and even had a wonderful idea, there is such a bot lane, there are such players.

This time MSI is stable.

Thinking of this, Steak felt proud.

really!

A capable person can flex his muscles anywhere.

Uh-huh!

That's it.

At this time, the RW people don't care about these things. Anyway, it doesn't matter if the coach is there or not. Instead of paying attention to him, it's better to think about how to play next.

day!

Gradually advance.

And before departure, LPL prepared an expedition ceremony.

All members of RW are on stage!

Zhou Yi's side is also not polite to speak out for this MSI.

Is it an expedition ceremony?
Do not!
Talking session.

This time on the stage, he does not represent a team, but a division.

Or a country.

There is a good saying, you can't lose momentum if you lose anything, and it's the same here.

What to say?

Finally Zhou Yi remembered it, grinned immediately, and said, "I've already won the world championship, isn't MSI easy? As for the LCK team."

"How should I put it? I remember that KZ seems to be LZ, right? The top eight teams should not come to touch porcelain."

"what?"

"You said that the team has been reorganized, and the jungler has been replaced by Peanut. It's the same for everyone. It's just a defeat."

As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded.

[I copied! 】

[Are you so crazy? 】

[Will I be beaten like this? 】

[Beat me, I'm already a world champion, what's wrong with being a little arrogant?Is there something wrong? ? 】

[There seems to be nothing wrong! 】

And this remark naturally radiated to various competition areas.

There is admiration!
There is tension!
There is also confusion.

But the most angry place is only LCK. After hearing this remark, the anger over there suddenly went up.

[Bull what cow?Isn't it just to win a championship? 】

[I think they are just afraid, and then use fierceness to cover up their inner timidity! 】

[KZ!It's up to you! 】

[I can't win this time, hehehe...]

Then under KZ's official blog, some discordant voices appeared.

Several members of KZ at that time.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

This is not right.

The words are what Firm said, there is a grievance and a debt, you go to him, it’s okay from home, but the pressure at this time is also on the new coach.

SIN!

A well-mannered rookie coach led KZ to win the spring championship.

Achievement?

It's a little bit.

But he didn't dare to take it lightly, the LCK doesn't care about sympathy, if your record is not good, no matter what credit you have before, it will all be nullified.

So if you want to work hard to achieve good results, the best way is to win MSI.

Results are everything.

Especially now, players are pulled up to train quickly at night.

Even spend a lot of money to seek help from other teams.

SKTT11!

KT!

SSG!

All in the list.

Do not ask!

The question is to be consistent with the outside world. They really dare not delay at all. They lost last year, and they must not lose this year. They are training hard here.

And what is Zhou Yi doing?

Ah!
Talking about business.

And it was a big deal worth billions, or even tens of billions. Zhou Yi and Xi Ran paid a huge price for this deal.

Zhou Yi was sweating all over, and his whole body was sore and limp.

Xiran is the same, it may be because he talked too much, or it may be other problems. At this time, Xiran's mouth is dry, as for why it is like this.

It can only be said that time waits for no one!

The steak side asked the contestants to go back to prepare. If there is no accident, they will go to Europe tomorrow, and there may be some time before the start of the competition.

But RW's management attaches great importance to this game.

You must know the reason why S5's LPL failed.

The main reason is that the departure time is too late.

After the past, there is no time to adapt to the jet lag. In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, it has to be half a month in advance, and the management is also very generous.

A lot of money was given directly.

This point is much more generous than OMG, but time is tight, so Zhou Yi is going home.

After Zhou Yi came back.

Xiran was still a little happy, because the other party hadn't come back so early for several days.

But after knowing the reason.

There was also some loneliness in the eyes, but it was understandable. For this reason, they also started to pack things together, and then something happened naturally.

If anything, pity the Balenciaga just purchased.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Maybe this kind of life is not bad, but I still have to go, but this time the game is not long, so it shouldn't be too late to come back.

Originally, Zhou Yi felt that he should be fine if he said so.

In the morning...

ε=(ο｀*))) alas.

It can only be said that this is no longer a little maid, but a little devil at all, okay?

But it's okay!

Can resist!
But before leaving, Xi Ran still kissed Zhou Yi, and tied the hair rope on his hand, saying: "Xiao Yi! This is our custom, I look forward to your triumphant return."

"Will do!"

Do you want to play a game?

The ultimate goal is to be a champion, otherwise why would you want to participate?
Complete achievements!

Xiran's encouragement?
more or less!

But after the encouragement, it was indeed a threat, and said: "Xiaoyi, I have heard that Europe is more open, if you are not honest, I may not be polite to you."

"!!!"

Threat!

Outright threat.

And when you talk, talk, where do you put your hands?

Following Zhou Yi's repeated assurances, Xi Ran let Zhou Yi go. This should be regarded as a little girl's jealousy, but compared to these.

Xiran hopes that Zhou Yi will come back sooner.

She wants to go too.

But no.

Although the LPL sent hosts to interview the players, but this kind of outpost job, in fact, already has an internal candidate, as for who?
What more need I say.

The first LPL host!
Ren Dong.

The first hostess of LPL!

After frost.

Xiran and Yu Shuang have a good relationship. If it is domestic, there is absolutely no problem in making arrangements, but this is not domestic, but foreign.

No matter how good the relationship is, it is of no use.

Just follow the rules.

ε=(ο｀*))) Alas!
pity!

So Xiran could only wait for Zhou Yi to come back in China. It should have been like this, but that night, bad news came from the LPL.

4 Month 29 Day!
A few days before the start of MSI, Ren Dong, a well-known LPL host, was intercepted by the traffic police for driving drunk, and he will not only face the penalty of revoking his driver's license.

Still be detained!
That is to say this time the MSI.

He's gone.

【Fuck! 】

[Ren Dong! 】

[This is a self-destructive future! 】

[Is it so difficult to call a driver? 】

【It's over! 】

[This career path is completely over. 】

【This MSI will start soon, who do you think LPL will send? 】

[Do I need to say more about this? 】

[I seem to know it! 】

…………

at the same time!

In a store in Europe, a handsome boy.

Chatting on WeChat.

【Xiran: Good news! 】

【Zhou Yi: Are you coming to MSI? ? 】

【Xiran: How do you know? 】

[Zhou Yi: Sister Shuang will definitely recommend you. After Ren Dong left, Yu Shuang will be the number one host of LPL. This must be worth it! 】

[Zhou Yi: Secondly, your professional ability is enough. You are proficient in English, Korean, Chinese, and three languages, which can save you a lot of expenses for translation. 】

[Zhou Yi: Isn't it? 】

[Xiran: Yes! 】

【Xiran: We will meet soon, are you happy? 】

【Xiran: (*ω)】

【Zhou Yi: Yes yes yes!I'm going shopping first, let's go back and chat! 】

[Xiran:? ? ? 】

what's the situation?
It's just shopping, but the situation is a little special. Before the game started, these people were very rampant.

What time difference?
Isn't this trivial?

But when they actually arrived, they completely succumbed.

If there is anyone who is not affected, it is only Zhou Yi. In fact, he was a little uncomfortable at the beginning.

But soon the effect is gone!
What is the reason?
Still because of being passive.

[Name: Explorer's special spirit. 】

[Effect: It can stabilize the state of the host at a horizontal line, and avoid acclimatization, altitude sickness, and jet lag. 】

It can only be said that this is indeed a good thing!

But the result became like this, Zhou Yi is no longer a player.

But nanny!

But it's not bad, just have time to go out for a stroll.

And also meet acquaintances.

After meeting, the other party directly gave Zhou Yi a big hug and said, "Hello! My friend, I didn't expect that we would meet again."

Zhou Yi: "..."

Who else could this be but Perkz?

How is the relationship between the two?
well enough!
It can also be regarded as a partner, but this year's G2 performance is not very good, so it did not enter the MSI, but this does not affect it, and it cannot be a player.

I can be a sparring partner.

If you can't be a sparring partner, you can be a spectator.

And Zhou Yi is here, he is very interested, said: "Did you bring any big goods this time, do you want us to make a fortune together?"

"Don't make trouble! This is playing MSI? Be honest."

"Are you going to be honest? Tell me! What did you bring this time? You ship it, I sell it, how about a [-]-[-] split? Tell me... what did you bring? You won't be the old godmother again, right?"

"Is that comparable to this one?"

"What is it?"

Then just watching, Zhou Yi took out a boxy and deflated bag from his pocket.

Perkz froze at the time?
What is this?

(￣△￣;)
(End of this chapter)