This actor doesn't talk about martial arts

Chapter 408 This is today’s ultimate test
"You are all my wings~ Why do you still hit others?"

After Bai Anliang cleared his throat and said this, he was immediately attacked by a pillow.

At this moment, Fan Xiaopang and Damimi were in perfect harmony. Almost at the same time, they picked up the pillows on the sofa and punched Bai Anliang.

Throw pillows are a painless thing to hit, so they are simply the best way to vent your anger.

No matter how hard you use it, Bai Anliang is thick-skinned and can't be beaten.

But Bai Anliang still had to stop them from doing this.

He would definitely not be beaten, but he was worried about hurting the two cubs in their stomachs.

"Smelly man, do you really think of yourself as an emperor?" Fan Xiaopang said angrily.

Before Bai Anliang came, Da Mimi had been sitting with her for a long time, and the two of them were quite harmonious.

Fan Xiaopang also dug out some of his treasured snacks to share with the other party. It was like going back to the time when she accepted Da Mimi as her "little brother" not long after they met.

But after Bai Anliang came, the two girls almost simultaneously chose to "draw a clear line" immediately.

Mainly just to hear what farts this guy can pull off.

Seeing that the "wings" trick didn't work, Bai Anliang simply gave it up and said, "What do you two want?"

His poor behavior left Damimi and Fan Xiaopang at a loss what to say.

What do you want?
What can we do!

Is it possible that Bai Anliang can be forced to let another person beat the child in his belly?

These two girls knew Bai Anliang very well. It would be easier to just stab him to death.

They looked at each other subconsciously, there really wasn't much they could do against a scumbag like him.

Fan Xiaopang lay down on the sofa in frustration, kicked his legs twice, and wailed: "It's over, I'm tied up by the child."

Damimi:
What he said was too straightforward.

However, she found that Fan Xiaopang had changed a lot compared to before.

She used to walk with a wind in her eyes, and even when she acted coquettishly at Bai Anliang, she felt like Daji.

Now, it seems as if he has lost his age, and even makes people feel a bit childish.

Wow! The old woman is rejuvenated~
Of course, Damimi didn't dare to say this, lest Fan Xiaopang fight against her.

But she was quite envious of the other person's mentality. He seemed to be less troubled than her.

From last night to this morning, the two actually chatted a lot together, and Damimi also knew how Fan Xiaopang fell into the trap.
Unlike myself, the other party was completely surprised and unprepared at all.

A child caused by a naughty prank.

Under this situation, she only collapsed a little at first, and then lived so happily!

"Mimi, what are you thinking about? You look worried?"

Bai Anliang peeled an apple and handed it to Damimi and asked.

Reaching out to take the apple, Da Mi Mi said sincerely, "I envy Sister Bing Bing's mentality. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and have dark circles under my eyes. When I look at her face, which is all red, I can tell that she slept well." Well grown and tender.”

"You're talking like I'm a little pig," Xiaopang Fan, who was lying on the sofa, argued without raising his head.

But she didn't deny that she was really enjoying herself during this time.

He even said: "It's good. This kid has tied me up, and he's also tied up this scumbag. If I don't want to work, I just quit the industry and let him give me tens of millions in living expenses every year." Huahua. It’s pretty cool too.”

"Tens of millions every year, you are so beautiful."

"If you don't give it, I'll let you taste what it's like to lose a loved one!" Fan Xiaopang said proudly, patting his belly.

Bai Anliang gave a thumbs up.

6!

Really awesome.

However, Damimi said something "fair", "Then I also want tens of millions, and a few more later. Brother Anliang, can you afford it?"

Before Bai Anliang could answer, Fan Xiaopang suddenly sat up from the sofa, "What else?!"

Seeing the astonishment on her face, Damimi helped explain: "I'm just using an analogy, but I think it's quite possible~"

"Indeed, this stinky man's body is so good, he hit the target! We both hit it in one go. Damn it, why don't you donate sperm? You can still get money for sperm donation."

Bai Anliang had already finished peeling the fourth apple. Hearing that the two people were chatting more and more outrageously, he responded: "That's okay. I'll donate my sperm to support you."

"Bah! Tell me first, how many can you afford to raise?" Fan Xiaopang actually started picking at the heads with his fingers.

What about Qin Lan, Liu Yifei, and Da Tiantian?
"Oh, Da Tiantian shouldn't need it. She has money herself, and Zeng Li shouldn't either. She's a bit too old, and it's a bit dangerous for older mothers. Tsk, Liu Yifei, her mother is not an easy person to deal with. If you She’s got a big belly, I’m afraid you won’t be able to marry her if you don’t~”

"I think so!" Damimi agreed very much.

The reason for her "learning" lies in Liu Yifei. If she didn't mistakenly think that the other party was "succumbed", she wouldn't be so anxious.
"Okay, the more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes. Not everyone wants to have children like you two."

Hearing this, Damimi remained silent because she really wanted to give birth.

But Fan Xiaopang was a little dissatisfied, "Who wants to have a baby? You're not too sure about it! I have a younger brother in my family. It's not my turn to carry on the family line. So what if I don't give birth to a child? What will happen if I have a child?" Ugly bastard."

"Then you didn't tell me you wanted to fight."

Bai Anliang retorted to Fan Xiaopang with just one sentence. His mouth was open for a long time, but he couldn't think of any good reason to refute.

So cheat.

"No more alive! I'll show you two lives now!"

Da Mimi is so happy, Xiaopang Fan is so fun now!

Talking is like acting in a sketch.

The last trace of fear and guard against her in his heart seemed to disappear at this time.

She started to nibble on the apple, and admired Fan Xiaopang, who seemed to have regressed to a minor age, and Bai Anliang's "fight".

After all, it was so rare for Bai Anliang to be bullied unilaterally.

This guy is a scumbag who can act confidently and dare to let two girls pose in front of him.

After the fuss was over, Fan Xiaopang's "exercise" for the day was basically completed. He gnawed on an apple leisurely and complained to Damimi about Bai Anliang's poor "service" and the fact that the apples were not cut properly. , they have to chew it themselves.

Damimi: Yes, yes!

After complaining about his attitude, we can finally talk about business.

Fan Xiaopang sat up straight, "What are you going to do?"

"What do you mean?"

"You arranged for us to be together. Why, after the child is born, we will marry Jinlan first?"

"No, it's for convenience to live together. You two were established in the same hospital. The doctors and nurses in charge are all the same people. Now aren't they all invited to come to your home for examination? How convenient is it to be in the same building? ah."

The same hospital.
The two girls were also convinced.

This bastard Bai Anliang is really easy to do.

"And it's not easy for you to go out and meet people now. If you get bored and visit each other to chat, at least you won't be too lonely."

What he said made sense, and both of them could accept this reason.

But Fan Xiaopang immediately "reported" Da Mimi's thoughts.

"She still wants to go shopping with her big belly. I can't go out with her."

"This is also your freedom." Bai Anliang paused, "The purpose of keeping this matter secret is to protect your future career. If you don't care or think it won't affect you, don't talk about shopping, just find a pregnant woman. It's okay to film the role." "Then I'd better forget it. If you turn your back on me in the future, I'll still have to make money for milk powder for my child." Fan Xiaopang muttered.

Then she looked at Damimi again, "How come you are so confident that you can continue to be as popular as before after giving birth?"

This problem has obviously bothered her for a while, and she can't figure out why.

"I wouldn't dare to do it if I were older. The current trend is not as exaggerated as it used to be, and this is not the case anymore."

Da Mimi nuzzled her lips in the direction of Bai Anliang, saying that she just bet that Bai Anliang would not ignore her.

As expected, Bai Anliang did prepare a plan for her.

"When you come back after giving birth, you will directly promote the character of a single mother, focusing on a beautiful, strong and miserable person."

"Uh, if you're not married, just officially declare your divorce?"

Fan Xiaopang was a little stunned. Is it so fierce?
Damimi chuckled, "Men are unreliable, I still think it's better to do it myself."

"That's not what you said. You still rely on men." Fan Xiaopang frowned, his meaning was obvious.

"Yes, but fans don't know. From now on, my children will just be my children. It's actually not difficult."

Compared to Damimi's subsequent series of plans, Fan Xiaopang has almost no plans at all, which makes it really exciting to watch.

After a while, he looked at Bai Anliang eagerly, "What about me?"

"It's up to you, can I still ignore you?"

If you say this, you can rest assured.

Bai Anliang had a very strange feeling when he came here.

Before these two girls got pregnant, their relationship had already deteriorated to the point where they began to talk in a weird and strange way.

As a result, after getting pregnant, we suddenly became not as close as sisters, but I think these two will probably visit each other often in the future.

The past grudges and grudges were simply wiped out.

As for the so-called Shura field, it did not happen.

Bai Anliang just sat there peeling a few apples, and the two girls didn't say anything about forcing him to choose only one of these operations.

We talked about several points so easily.

The blessing of all people?

Such an idea flashed through Bai Anliang's mind, and it really sounded like this.
However, he didn't dare to say it out loud, for fear of breaking this tacit understanding and causing the two girls to fall out with him at the same time.

It wasn't until everyone had a meal together that Bai Anliang went downstairs and sat in the car, feeling like he was waking up from a dream.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Cannon was the first to catch something wrong with his senior brother's mood, but it was not in a bad direction, but in a good direction.

What's going on? You're so happy.

"In a few months, I'm going to be a father, which is amazing."

"Hey, can I be a godfather?"

"That's the truth, it's okay for boys, but forget it for girls."

"Ah? Why?"

"The word "godfather" has quite a ridiculous meaning now."

After chatting with Cannon for a few words, the calm and peaceful atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by a phone call.

Da Tiantian on the other end of the phone started crying. Bai Anliang thought that her heartbeat almost skipped a beat when she found out about having a baby.

Of course that's not the case, but it's not a good thing either.

In less than twenty minutes, Bai Anliang had already arrived at Da Tiantian's place.

As soon as he entered the door, the girl threw herself into his arms and cried loudly.

He really couldn't stand this posture. This girl had never cried so miserably in front of him.

Because her cat died.

"Fat Tiger is dead, what should I do?"

"Tell me what's going on first. Is it sick?"

"The doctor at the pet hospital said it had organ failure. I didn't understand. He should be considered to have died of old age."

At this time, all Bai Anliang can do is accompany him.

Raising a pet is basically something you have to go through.

The more emotion you pour into it, the harder it will be when the time comes.

Unless you are raising a tortoise, a tortoise with a relatively long lifespan, it may not go away even if you leave.

But normal pets, such as kittens and puppies, only have a life span of about ten years, and some are even shorter.

Da Tiantian's fat tiger should be about ten years old. For a pet cat, it is still a relatively normal age.

Some pet cats have some genetic defects or diseases from birth, and their average life span is indeed not very long.

After Da Tiantian cried in his arms until she fell asleep, Bai Anliang couldn't help but called Qin Lan.

"Hey~ what's wrong, my dear boss?"

"Are you at home? Let's go see the little tiger when we are home."

"Ah? Why do you suddenly care about it?" Qin Lan was a little confused, but she still took a look at the sofa, "I just had enough to eat and I'm licking my fur. What's wrong?"

"Tiantian's fat tiger has died of old age~"

"Ah?! Then she will have to die in pain and be treated like a baby all the time. Are you with her?"

"Yes~"

"No wonder you want me to see the little tiger. Okay, I've taken the time to take it for a physical examination in the past two days. This little thing is quite healthy and tastes delicious. Yesterday I saw him chasing birds in the yard. , His skills are so strong."

Chasing birds?

My cat is getting old too. The old tiger cub could catch birds with just one pounce, so there was no need to chase them~
After hanging up the phone, Bai Anliang looked down and found that Da Tiantian had woken up again at some point.

A pair of big, bright eyes were staring at him pitifully.

"Wake up~"

"How is the little tiger?"

"It's fine. After checking it later, I'll bring it to you to keep you company."

"Will it also leave us in the future?" Da Tiantian said sadly.

"Birth, old age, illness and death are normal."

"What about you, will you leave me?"

Bai Anliang paused for a moment, "Curse me to death?"

"No." Bai Anliang struggled to get up, and then hugged his neck tightly, "You won't leave me if I leave in another way, right?"

Obviously, this is today's "ultimate test" for Bai Anliang!

(End of this chapter)