I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 511 Today is your master’s and master’s big day. Don’t be an eyesore.
"Sage, do you two really want to go to heaven together?"

On the way back to heaven, Taibai Jinxing could hardly stand the clouds anymore and asked Yang Gui tremblingly.

"What saint? Don't talk nonsense. We are followers of the Monkey King. My name is Sun Jia and her name is Sun Yi." Yang Gui said seriously: "Can a saint spread rumors? Be careful with Zi. The sky god will strike you with thunder."

"Yes, yes, Holy... you are right about that." Taibai Jinxing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, forget it, what else can he say, let the Jade Emperor have a headache. It is true that I am a loyal minister, but I am not a dead soldier. I will not go to hell. Whoever loves me can go to hell.

"puff!"

The Jade Emperor was drinking tea when they came. When he saw the two people following Sun Wukong, he immediately spit out the tea.

"Quickly, bring three chairs and put them next to me!" It has to be the Jade Emperor. Judging from Yang Gui's behavior, he said, "The Great Sage Qitian is level with the sky, so he is naturally qualified to set up a seat in the Lingxiao Palace. ”

There was also the blind person who asked beside him, "Your Majesty, the Monkey King is qualified. Those two servants behind him..."

"I'm going to fuck you!" The Jade Emperor kicked this guy away and shouted: "Where's Tianding, the strongman, Li Tianwang, hurry up, hurry up, pull this guy down and chop him!"

Li Jing was faster than a rabbit, dragging this blind thing down to the Lingxiao Palace.

"Well, Sun Wukong, you are now declared to be the 'Monkey King'. Your official status is extremely high, but you must not act recklessly." The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong and said. Sun Wukong carried out his wild monkey character to the very end, sitting and singing: "Old Sun, thank you for your grace."

The Jade Emperor cast a tentative gaze on Yang Gui, only to find that Yang Gui and his wife were mixing honey and oil, which made his blood pressure rise. He knew that this was Yang Gui's intention not to take care of things openly, so he issued an order:

"Working officers Zhang and Lu Erban built a Qitian Palace on the right side of Pantaoyuan. There were two divisions in the palace: one was the Quiet Division and the other was the Ningshen Division. Both divisions were supported by immortal officials. Mr. Five Dou Xing, please send the Great Sage Qitian to his post and give him two bottles of royal wine and ten golden flowers, so that he can calm down and stop acting recklessly."

"Hey, Your Majesty, Lao Sunshan is a wild monkey demon who is impatient to be served by immortals. I have brought two followers from home. Your two immortal officials will just let them take up their posts." Sun Wukong said.

"Okay, okay, it's time to play, let's go." The Jade Emperor said nonsense and didn't want to talk to the monkey. He didn't understand anything. He had to find an opportunity to ask Yang Gui what was going on.

"I accept the decree and thank you!" Sun Wukong sat down and sang again, then stood up, patted his buttocks, and followed Lord Five Dou Stars to the Peach Garden. The officials in heaven were furious when they saw this, and many people went out to impeach Sun Wukong on the spot for his outrageous behavior.

"Play a fart bomb, the Great Sage Qitian doesn't understand what it means. Qitian, you have the same status as me, sing with me. What's wrong? If you are capable, you can go to the lower world and rebel against the palace of heaven. If you want, let me seal you Qi. The great sage.”

The Jade Emperor stood up, flicked his sleeves and said, "Retreat from the court!"

All the gods and gods looked at each other in confusion, and the leader took the lead in getting off work, wondering where he could go to reason.

Zhang Lu's second class is worthy of being a heavenly official, and he works very quickly. The Monkey King's Palace was built in less than two days. Real materials, no formaldehyde pollution.

"Master, what are we going to do next?" Sun Wukong looked around, obviously very satisfied with the mansion.

"What else are you doing? Let's just play. Let's play for a while and wait for the Buddhist scriptures to begin." Yang Gui's calculation of his days was very accurate. In the original work, only one day was left between the world in which Sun Wukong went to heaven and the five hundred years he was crushed under the mountain. Two hundred years, only half a year in heaven, so I should give myself a long vacation.

There is no need to do anything at this time. This is the vacation and harvest time that Yang Gui left for himself.

Of course, all that is being dug is the foundation of heaven. But as the nominal master of Heaven, Haotian was very happy and happy to see the success. He even took the initiative to invite Yang Gui to do this.

Therefore, a court is always a court, it is not a house, and the entanglements of interests are complicated and difficult to define. The only thing that is certain is that the interests of the feudal court must not belong to the people at the bottom, but have been taken away by the dog officials among them.

Due to the limitations of the times, even the emperor himself could not see clearly. For example, Haotian, he has been complaining in front of Yang Gui that the Queen Mother took away too many things from him.

"I still don't understand how such a simple and lovely little girl from Yaochi turned into such a look now." Like all middle-aged men who don't like to go home and face their wives, the Jade Emperor took a sip of wine. After eating, the chattering mode started.

"We are all gibbering, fussy, and profit-seeking. We are all one family. What's more, this heaven is still mine in name. Even if it is shared by both of us, she actually wants to separate the interests down to every penny. It’s hard for me to make the decision on my own even if I’m rewarded with a fucking pot of royal wine, what’s the point of being the Jade Emperor!”

"So you are perverted." Yang Gui nodded, ignoring Haotian's strong protest after hearing this. He has never seen what the Queen Mother looks like, but Haotian herself is exactly the image of the Queen Mother that he has always said he hates.

The Marquis of Fengxian County overthrew the offering table and let the dogs eat the tributes. Haotian was so angry that he did not plan to bring any more rain to Fengxian County in his life. There has been no rainfall in Fengxian County for three years. That is because it has been exactly three years since the Buddhist scripture group arrived. What if the Buddhist group does not come?

Do you really expect the chicken to peck out the rice, the dog to lick the noodles, and the candle to burn out the iron lock?

To say that the Jade Emperor is quite stingy. All living creatures in the world, whether immortals, Buddhas, gods, or mortals and livestock, are his subjects, and they all come under his control. He is so bored that he even set up a trap in a small place like Fengxian County in such a large four continents. Paying attention to the altar table is itself a manifestation of psychological abnormality.

As for things like overturning the altar table and letting dogs eat the offerings, although the anger is understandable, that is from the perspective of both parties being mortals. For someone as big as the Jade Emperor and so small-minded, it is really a bit despising.

Furthermore, the level of temper has nothing to do with legal principles. If a mortal is disrespectful to the Jade Emperor, you can just punish him. Instead, you want him to have no water drop and no grass to grow in the entire county, so that everyone must either flee or starve to death. Simply insane.

Do you really think you are Nuwa?

Even if it was Nuwa, Yang Gui would curse when he thought about it. King Zhou has offended you, so you just want to do it to King Zhou. You have to let Daji go and cause trouble to Chao Gang and subvert the Great Shang Dynasty. Do you know how many people will die if you give the order?

Of course, Nuwa doesn't have to care. From Nuwa's point of view, she just got angry and smashed a few clay dolls she made. But you, the Jade Emperor, should not treat Fengxian County like this.

"Oh, senior brother, you are right. I only blame that yellow-faced woman, and I have become a yellow-faced woman myself." Although the incident in Fengxian County has not happened yet, according to the scene Yang Gui set for him , Haotian thought about it, he really knows how to do that.

He said and drank another bottle of wine. At first, the Jade Emperor was still drinking from a small cup with dignity. Later, he changed the wine bottle, and then asked for a larger bowl. Later, he directly faced the wine jar, opened the mud seal, and blew on the jar.

While drinking, the Jade Emperor, the supreme being of the three realms, became so drunk. "What the hell..." Looking at Haotian who was snoring like thunder, Yang Gui's face was filled with black lines.

This is my new home!

Fortunately, the gods had already cast off their mortal bodies, and Haotian even killed three corpses. There was no filthy body, so he wouldn't have vomited profusely or had a strange flow of feces and urine, otherwise Yang Gui would have beaten him out.

With no choice, Yang Gui had no choice but to run to Ningshensi next door and sleep with Hou Tu.

Speaking of which, he has lived for two thousand years and has never slept with a woman.

"Hey hey, hey hey hey..." Yang Gui rubbed his hands excitedly and walked in, muttering to himself: "What did I say back then? Sooner or later I will have my own child, and now it's here!" "

"Monkey King, Monkey King, I am so happy...who is it!?" Sun Wukong was rubbing his hands in the main hall, preparing to enjoy the royal wine and the food from heaven. He was still thinking about whether to go to Pantaoyuan tomorrow to steal some. Peaches out.

But suddenly he felt a big crisis approaching. When he looked back, he saw a man in brocade robes and jade belt standing behind him with a majestic look on his face.

"Ah, Jade Emperor, why are you here?"

As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, he felt a terrifying coercion emanating from the person in front of him, which almost made him suffocate. His whole body trembled. The robes on his body appeared involuntarily, and even the golden cudgel in his hand could not make him feel anything. sense of security.

An idea emerged in his mind, this is the true strength of the Supreme Being of the Three Realms! Sun Wukong felt that with just one look and one breath, the Jade Emperor could kill him.

"In the Lingxiao Palace, you call me the Jade Emperor. I won't pick on you. I am the Great Sage Qitian." Haotian narrowed his eyes, and a chilling light shot out from his pupils, "But enter What should you call me after this?"

"Master...Uncle Master?"

"Hey! This monkey, he's not stupid!" Hao Tianle said. Seeing that he was happy, Sun Wukong felt relieved, but Haotian unexpectedly reached out to grab him.

Sun Wukong was shocked. He tried all his strength to break free, but was like a mud cow in the sea, unable to shake the big hand until he was caught in it.

When Sun Wukong opened his eyes again, all he saw were trees covered with fairy peaches. Haotian sat on the side without any appearance, holding a big peach and chewing it until his face was covered with juice.

"Are you awake?" Seeing Sun Wukong open his eyes, Haotian grabbed a big peach and threw it over. Sun Wukong subconsciously took it in his hand and asked doubtfully: "Uncle Jade, what is this?"

"Eat, this is a six-thousand-year-old flat peach. I usually have trouble eating a bite. Fortunately, I arranged for you to come here, otherwise the Queen Mother would have to fight with me." Haotian lowered his head and continued to eat the peach. .

"Ah? It's so precious, so I can't eat it well..."

"There's nothing wrong with it. You have to resist this matter. Monkeys steal peaches. Isn't this reasonable? Since I can eat it thanks to you, it's not an exaggeration to share it with you." Haotian said in a calm tone. He said words that made Sun Wukong's blood pressure soar.

But what can he do? He had just experienced the strength of the Jade Emperor. It could be said that it was easier than squeezing a bedbug. When squeezing a bedbug, you had to worry about whether the smell would stick to your hands. The Jade Emperor squeezed himself to death, and there was no blood on his hands.

He could only gnaw most of the peach in one savage mouth and said angrily: "What my master said is indeed true. You officials in the imperial court and you, the emperor, are all dirty-hearted dogs."

"Boy, it's true that you have a dirty heart. If you don't have a dirty heart, how can you survive in the court?" Haotian didn't take it seriously and smiled casually, "But this time you have to thank me properly. If I hadn't caught you If you come out and make some noise, your master will beat you to death sooner or later."

"Nonsense, why should my master beat me to death? Besides, my master is so gentle, even if master wants to hit me, she will stop him." Sun Wukong didn't believe Haotian's words.

"Who? Your master's wife? Gentle?"

Jade Emperor Xin said that you had seen her tearing apart a quasi-saint with just two hands. Even if you picked your eyeballs, you would not call her gentle. "Forget it, I have nothing to say to you, a wild monkey. Remember, Just stay, today is your master’s and mistress’s big day, don’t be an eyesore.”

"Ah? What day is it?" Sun Wukong looked confused and looked like he was drooling even after being cured.

"Don't ask, just eat your peach!"

"Oh."

The next morning...

"Hey, the sun is so big!" Yang Gui pretended to cover his eyes with his hands, as if he was dazzled by the sun's rays. "Speak to Emperor Donghua some other time and ask him to make the Golden Crow adjustable. You can't do it just because it is Such a waste of permanent clean energy.”

Emperor Donghua, also known as Dongwanggong, also known as Emperor Fusang, is the male immortal in charge. He was born from Pangu and Taiyuan, and he was also a powerful person who existed at the time of creation.

He has the attributes of the Sun God, and can be regarded as the superior of the Sun Star Lord among the Jiu Yao Star Lords. He is in charge of all the "yang" in the "yin and yang". Wang Chongyang was later revered as the ancestor of the Quanzhen sect of Taoism. Yang Gui has not seen the specific strength, but since he is a descendant of Pangu, he will definitely not be inferior.

He also appeared in the original work of "Journey to the West". Unlike other heavenly gods who respectfully called Sun Wukong "Great Sage" when they saw him, even his boy Dongfang Shuo dared to point at Sun Wukong's nose and call him "old thief". Sun Wukong could only laugh and joke with this boy, saying "little thief", which shows his strength and status.

"Come back, why are you running away?" Hou Tu was convinced, and confirmed with Zhang Sanfeng that this man had no relationship history, so he looked like a scumbag because he was a self-taught man, "We are two people who are engaged in a natural marriage. Even the Saint and Master Hongjun in the entire Three Realms know about our relationship, what do you feel guilty about?"

"Harm, no, I've never done this before." Yang Gui was indeed guilty, but if he was asked to run away, he wouldn't run away. Apart from anything else, the physical fitness of the Wu clan is indeed good, with amazing flexibility and endless aftertaste.

"Junior brother, junior brother, get up!" In order to cover up his embarrassment, Yang Gui ran out and kicked open the door of Jingjing Department, only to see Haotian still lying on the couch, snoring like thunder.

(End of this chapter)