I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 512 The Queen Mother of Yaochi
"Ding ding ding, ding ding ding!"

Yang Gui tapped Haotian's ears with a wine bottle, trying to wake up the junior fellow student. But after knocking for a long time, there was no movement. On the contrary, I slept more soundly.

"It has to be the Royal Wine of Heaven. The quality is excellent."

Yang Gui looked at Haotian who was sleeping soundly, and wanted to know what happened to this imperial wine.

"Just pretend." Hou Tu stood at the door, crossing his arms with a doubtful look on his face: "No amount of wine can make the Three Corpses Quasi-Saint drunk."

"Hey, nothing is absolute. Teacher Hongjun's poison elixir can poison a saint." Yang Gui waved his hand, "Besides, Junior Brother Haotian came here with emotions. This guy drinks with his worries on his mind. He gets drunk easily, and so does the old god.

So, how important it is to be an emotionally stable partner and bring a happy married life to your significant other. Even the Jade Emperor can't stand such a disharmonious marriage. "

"Click on me, right?" Houtu is not an ordinary human woman. She would feel uncomfortable moving after the first time. She is very energetic now. He cracked his knuckles and approached Yang Gui with a weird smile on his face: "Don't worry, I'm very stable and will definitely stick with you until the end."

"Hey, what are you going to do? Junior brother is still sleeping here. Don't come over!"

By the time Yang Gui came out of Jingjingsi's door with a pig's head on his head, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

"Where's the monkey? Let me see the monkey." Yang Gui found an excuse and ran away.

As a result, when we arrived at the main hall of the Monkey King's Palace, we found the monkey lying unconscious on the altar table. Next to it were the peels and cores of the finished melons and fruits. He was holding an empty wine bottle in his hand, and another bottle was overturned at his feet. It was the two bottles of imperial wine given by the Jade Emperor yesterday.

"Yeah, it's reasonable." It's indeed reasonable. Haotian, a quasi-sage with three corpses, is so drunk that he hasn't woken up yet. There is no reason why a monkey like Daluo Jinxian can wake up. But the monkey can not wake up. It is not a problem that Haotian does not wake up. At some point, the Jade Emperor will have to go to court.

If the immortals knew that the Jade Emperor was still drunk, his junior brother would suffer a lot. According to the Queen Mother described by Haotian and Yang Gui yesterday, maybe the Yaochi lady could come directly from Yaochi to Lingxiao Palace and smash the Long Book Case.

"The one who can do it can only say yes." Yang Gui transformed into Haotian, wearing a dragon robe and a crown of hair, and went to the Lingxiao Palace to represent the Jade Emperor.

As a female prostitute, it was not a problem for Hou Tu to be in the same room with two hungover men, so she might as well use a blindfold to prevent others from seeing her, and follow Yang Gui to the Lingxiao Palace.

What the couple didn't know was that as soon as they left, one person and one monkey from the Great Sage Mansion jumped up and tiptoed to the peach orchard next door to steal some peaches.

"What did I say? Master You will definitely not be able to find it." Haotian threw a huge six-thousand-year-old flat peach to Sun Wukong, and he picked one and started to gnaw it, "Your master, I can tell at a glance. He’s just loyal.”

"It has to be the master uncle." Although the uncle and nephew only got along for one day, they were like very familiar old friends. This is not surprising. The so-called four pillars of life all have the same dark historical experience.

The Jade Emperor of Haotiantang went behind his wife's back and brought a monkey to steal his wife's peaches. This relationship is full of iron and heats up very quickly.

"But uncle, let's just eat like this. We can't let the Queen Mother find out, right?" Sun Wukong was still a little panicked, "When the time comes, my aunt will blame her, how can we explain it?"

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about!" Haotian said angrily: "Who am I? I am the Jade Emperor. Who should I explain to? She is an old lady. Can I explain to her? The entire three realms belong to me. This peach belongs to me. What's the matter with eating a few? If you eat, you can eat the big ones. If there are not enough, my uncle will take you to pick the ones that lasted nine thousand years!"

Before Haotian finished speaking, he heard a cold female voice: "No wonder when we went to court today, all the immortals said that the Jade Emperor was weird. It turns out that the majestic Supreme Being of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor, actually ran into this woman's peach garden. Come and steal some peaches with a monkey?"

"Hey, what a fool!" Haotian raised his head and saw a graceful and elegant woman in palace clothes standing not far away. Her face was covered with frost and she looked frightening.

This is the legendary Queen Mother.

"Yaochi, what is that, please listen to my explanation..."

"Hey! Where is the Mao Shen who dares to rob the Jade Emperor's Holy Chariot? Don't you take Tian Tiao seriously? Uncle Master, leave quickly, I will stop the thief!" Sun Wukong shouted loudly and protected Haotian in front of him.

Not only did he protect her in front of him, but he even took advantage of the fact that the Jade Emperor was distracted by the sight of this woman and kicked him on the butt, causing him to stumble forward two steps and almost fall to the ground, achieving the goal. Daluo Jinxian seriously injured three corpses, a quasi-sage achievement.

This serious injury does not refer to mental or physical injuries, but actual real injuries.

Haotian took two steps forward, his face wrinkled, and he looked like he was about to spit out the peaches he had eaten.

He said in his heart that you are an unloyal little monkey. It has nothing to do with being Senior Brother Yang's disciple. You are just as shameless as him. But let alone the oil on the soles of Sun Wukong's feet and the wings growing under his ribs at this time, he had already disappeared at the extreme speed of running on the red cloud walking shoes. Even if he didn't run, he wouldn't bother to turn around to settle the score with Sun Wukong.

Things should be prioritized, and dealing with the old woman in front of you is the key.

"This, Madam... Madam... Junior Sister..." Haotian thought quite well. Looking at the woman in front of him, he opened his mouth but didn't know what to say at all. After hesitating for a long time, he said something stupidly. : "How do you know I'm here."

"Hmph." Yaochi snorted coldly, "I went to court today. I heard that the Jade Emperor was very majestic today. He would use heaven's rules to suppress people when they disagreed, and finally took out the Purple Sky Divine Thunder and hung it on the plaque of Lingxiao Hall. Above all, what a true Immortal Emperor!"

"Okay! Great! Junior brother is awesome! This is how you should deal with these traitorous ministers..." Haotian knew that Yang Gui went to court on his behalf today, but he didn't know what Yang Gui did. When he heard what Yaochi said , excited Gao Sheng applauded.

Just after he called twice, he saw Yaochi's cold eyes, and his voice couldn't help but become softer.

"Okay, of course it's very good. It fulfills your dream of being a holy king, right?" Yaochi said sarcastically: "It's so great that you are so dignified in person, so why are you like this? You could have avoided becoming a god back then." "You But pull it off, I suggested to the master that conferring gods to benefit the three realms, okay? This is the end of the calamity, and it will inevitably lead to calamities. If it is not conferring calamities on gods, it will be some other calamities. Based on previous experience. Look, most of them are saints measuring calamities.”

Haotian has never been very confident in front of Yaochi, but when he talks about this, he is full of pride:

"As a god like me, a person who has died and died can still be on the list of gods, at least he can survive. If those saints were to engage in unscrupulous melee, the whole prehistoric world would be shattered, and most of them would lose their souls. Less than 1% can survive, this is my supreme merit as the Emperor of Heaven!"

Seeing that Yaochi still had a bad expression, Haotian frowned and said, "It's useless for you to glare at me. Staring at me is also my merit. The merit from heaven is given to me, not Jiang Ziya, which explains the problem."

"Who said that the credit is not yours? That Jiang Ziya has not become an immortal and has been dead for thousands of years. You still mention his name to compare, which shows that you lack confidence."

After all, Yaochi was born at the same time as Haotian, and they had a deep love for each other. She sighed, pulled out two chairs out of thin air, and the two of them sat down together, and said: "I know that you, the Jade Emperor, have difficulties, but you can't let them. Senior Brother Yang, a saint, is just helping you with your work. Do you know that your abnormality today has made many people fearful? Many gods have used their connections to find ways to ask me to come here. I only know you two now. Well done.”

"Then don't worry about this. Who is Senior Brother Yang? He is the prince of Zixiao Palace and the representative of heaven. He does not look down on my position as the Jade Emperor, and he will not attack my authority."

Haotian confidently said the most depressing words: "Besides, I, the Jade Emperor, don't have much authority now. There are many more people than me who are willing to follow Tathagata Buddha with just one order. The four heavenly kings, Li Jing The whole family has paid into Western social security, so what else can we attack?”

"It doesn't matter whether you attack authority or not. The most important thing about being the Jade Emperor is the stability of the three realms. Why don't you understand?"

Obviously the differences between the two come from various aspects, but a man wants to be dignified, but his wife does not support him being dignified at all. Even the Jade Emperor and the Three Corpses Quasi-Sage can't bear it.

However, this old woman will definitely not think that there is anything wrong with her. Yaochi feels that she is sincerely doing good for Haotian, but the majestic Jade Emperor just doesn’t understand. She gradually turned from her sincere words to scolding:
"The stability of heaven is the most important thing. The immortals are in turmoil, and the saint brother walked away. The Jade Emperor still needs you to come back and sit down. Look at how majestic he is now. He dares to be majestic in the face of his own heavenly rules. Yes, he is more stable than anyone else."

"That's nonsense, you ladies, you know nothing. I won't tell you how courageous Senior Brother Yang is. Even if it's too much, you can't help but know that he has created two new saints. What he wants is definitely not a lifeless Three Realms. , but to teach the sun and moon to change the sky.”

Even when he is the supremely majestic Jade Emperor, Haotian is not very able to control his emotions. This can be seen from the incident in Fengxian County, not to mention the ridicule from the people around him and his pillow. Like a foolish young man eager to prove himself, he opened his mouth and said:

"I also tell you that I have discussed with Senior Brother Yang and Tathagata Buddha a long time ago. This time, when the West is prosperous, we are going to take the opportunity to create at least three or five saints. The original six saints will also be involved. Just these flat peaches , that was all part of the plan, you..."

"What are you talking about!" Yaochi exclaimed, "You and two outsiders shared these peaches for me without me knowing? Haotian, Haotian, how do you want me to say hello to you?

You still hang out with Tathagata, helping people count the money when they sell them. Look at the Tathagata, it has only been a few hundred years, how has the Western Heaven been managed? Look at your heaven, you are going to smash the luck and give it to the West? you……"

"Hey, yes, I'll do it, what to do!" Haotian became more and more annoyed as he listened to the old lady's nagging. In the end, he simply glared and slapped the table, getting angry with Yaochi.

"You're going to kill me? Huh? Tathagata, Tathagata is a junior, but he still compares with me. The sky is in the west. I have an idea. I am trying my best to move under the way of heaven and work for this heaven. ? I’m still watching Tathagata, why don’t you let me watch Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi!”

"Haotian! You..."

Just when Yaochi looked like he couldn't help but was about to scratch Haotian's face, a voice finally rang out, "Look, what am I talking about? Most of the conflicts between husband and wife are the problems of old ladies." ”

Haotian and Yaochi looked up and saw the figures of Yang Gui and Hou Tu emerging. Yang Gui was holding a monkey in his hand. Judging from the time Sun Wukong ran away, these two people should have eavesdropped on the whole process.

"Whatever you call it is an old woman's problem. What's wrong with what Yaochi said? She just wants to advise Junior Brother Haotian to do what he can. If a man has a good wife at home, he won't be bullied. This kind of truth that ordinary people know, how can it reach you guys? Isn’t it already in the man’s mouth?”

As expected, women are like this. They have always helped each other but not taken care of each other. This is no problem. The problem is that most women don't know who they are kissing. Now Hou Tu obviously feels that he is close to Yaochi.

"Hey..." Before Yang Gui could speak, Hou Tu fell to Yaochi and held her hand. "Don't worry, sister Yaochi, I am definitely on your side."

"Senior brother." Haotian looked at Yang Gui eagerly.

However, Yang Gui was not a fool like him. He floated next to Hou Tu and took Hou Tu's hand. "Don't look at me. I am where my wife is. I stand with my wife."

"Hmph! You know what's going on." Hou Tu snorted, but did not move away from Yang Gui's hand. Yang Gui blinked at Haotian triumphantly, did you see it? Set it right! Or say you are a junior brother, study hard!

"No, brother, do you still have some principles? What should we do with our plan?" The Jade Emperor looked at the three people holding hands, and he became alone - oh, no, he can still hold the monkey.

There is no use holding a monkey!

The Jade Emperor slapped Sun Wukong until it was embedded in the ground, which was regarded as revenge for the previous kick. "You don't care if the number of days is messed up?"

"Hey, what are you afraid of? Have you ever heard of the allusions about how a beauty can be crowned with anger, and how to play with the princes by beacon fire? Look at King Zhou of Shang, King You of Zhou, Gou Jian Fu Cha, Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, oh, those are all An example worth learning from!”

Yang Guihun didn't care, "Tiandao is nothing compared to my wife. At worst, Chaos will be reopened."

"Ahem, let's talk about this, or we should discuss it again." Yaochi immediately let go of Houtu's hand after hearing this.

"It's easy to discuss. All the peaches this season will belong to me. I will take a few of the spiritual roots. I will count the merits of the heavens as your queen mother's. By then, you will also become a Hunyuan." Yang Guitu saw it.

(End of this chapter)