Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 67 Lifting the handle of Thor's Hammer...?

The hospital where Strange worked, in Tony's ward.

Lu Mingfei sat beside Tony's hospital bed.

"Can't you really buy me a hamburger?" Tony asked.

"You're still recovering, it's best to eat the nutritious meal prepared by the doctor," Lu Mingfei complained, "Need I remind you that you just had an operation, and the incision hasn't started to heal yet?"

"I think I'm in good shape." Tony said with a nonchalant expression.

"I hope that after the effect of the anesthetic passes, you can maintain your current optimism." Lu Mingfei complained.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk-"

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Tony said.

The door was opened, and a red-haired beauty who still showed a graceful figure in a nurse uniform walked in.

"Get out," Tony said.

Natasha walked towards Lu Mingfei and Tony, "Don't be so unkind, Tony, I just resigned from your company the day before yesterday."

"By the way, he splashed water on my face before leaving." Tony said coldly.

"Splashing water?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned pale with shock, "Tony, you are not sexually harassing at work, are you?"

"How could I do that kind of thing?!" Tony immediately retorted loudly.

"Then why did Natasha splash you with water?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously.

Tony was silent.

"Ahem," Natasha took the initiative to help Tony out of the siege, "Mr. Lu Mingfei, I am here this time because I have something important to ask for your help."

She should have clarified this with Lu Mingfei on the phone, but Lu Mingfei didn't answer her and Fu Rui's calls at all, so she had to go there herself.

"My help?" Lu Mingfei looked curious, "Help for what?"

"In New Mexico, a hammer fell from the sky," Natasha said. "It's amazing that the hammer can't be moved no matter what. Before we sealed off the scene, many people tried to move it, even with vehicles. Can't pull it off."

"Can't be moved?" Lu Mingfei asked, "Is it heavy?"

"No, after we sealed off the site, we tried to lift it up with a large crane, but we still couldn't move it half a minute," Natasha shook her head, "If it is difficult to move because of the weight, it should be in the huge The weight sinks deep into the ground, but what happens now is that it stays on the ground just fine, like a normal hammer."

While talking, Natasha took out a photo from her collar and handed it to Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei hesitated for a moment, and caught the corner of the photo with the tip of his fingernails, as if he was holding some dangerous or dirty thing with a cautious look.

For a moment, seeing Lu Mingfei's extremely disgusted expression, she thought that she was not a Europa beauty with a slender waist and big breasts, but a strong Viking man with big arms, round waist, well-developed chest muscles and full chest hair.

But in fact, Lu Mingfei is just a little unaccustomed to the size of an adult. After all, his greatest daring is to wear sunglasses at swimsuit parties and sneak peeks at girls' thighs and waists.

Holding the photo with his fingertips and sending it to his eyes, Lu Mingfei saw a short-handled metal hammer with a square shape on the photo.

"Compared to the hammer head, the handle is a bit short," Lu Mingfei commented, and then he looked at Natasha, shook his head and said, "If you look for me, I can't help you, my strength is stronger than that of ordinary people That's all."

"We need your help for two reasons," Natasha explained, "One is because you have a very strong friend who lives on an isolated island under Mr. Stark's name..."

"You're investigating me?!" Tony frowned.

Natasha's friend who lives on an isolated island and has great strength is Dr. Bruce Banner who will transform into the Hulk.

"Actually, haven't we been investigating you?" Natasha said frankly, "I have been an undercover agent in your company for a long time."

"I'll keep this account in mind," Tony said.

"As you guessed, we need to move the hammer and take it to a more convenient place for research. For this, we need the power of your friend," Natasha looked at Lu Mingfei, "and as In exchange, we will guarantee in the name of S.H.I.E.L.D. that the military will never take the initiative to trouble your friend again.”

"Only if he doesn't play a baseball game in the street with a car," Natasha added.

"I can't make a decision for him, but I can ask his opinion for you," Lu Mingfei said, "What's the second reason?"

"That hammer has been emitting super strong electromagnetic interference, making our instruments unable to function normally," Natasha explained, "And you said in Hammer's showroom before that your ability is essentially to manipulate electromagnetic force, So maybe you have a way around its electromagnetic interference."

"I can't guarantee it," Lu Mingfei said, "and I can't guarantee that Hulk will be able to pick up that hammer."

"It doesn't matter," Natasha said, "No matter what the result is, the reward we promised will not change."

"Wait," Tony said suddenly, "Mingfei, are you going?"

"Take it as a trip." Lu Mingfei said casually.

In fact, he is also a little curious about the hammer, and he can also help Hulk solve military problems by the way.

"Then remember, if someone from S.H.I.E.L.D. mentions their super boy group to you, you should leave immediately and don't chat with them," Tony reminded.

"Superboy group?" Natasha was taken aback. "I didn't expect that our internal planners' taste in naming names has dropped to this level."

Tony's face darkened.

"Tony, are you talking about the Avengers?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Yeah." Tony nodded.

"Mr. Stark, I want to remind you that I may also join the Avengers in the future. Your title of 'super boy group' is suspected of sexism." Natasha joked.

……

At night, in New Mexico, at Thor's Hammer, in the temporary base set up by S.H.I.E.L.D.

Thunder rolled down, rain washed everything, countless searchlights moved around, machines and people shuttled between buildings, and a modified off-road vehicle without a license plate stopped at the gate of the base.

Holding a large umbrella, Natasha led Lu Mingfei and Dr. Banner out of the car.

Logically speaking, at this time, Lu Mingfei or Dr. Banner should carry forward their gentlemanly spirit and hold an umbrella for Natasha.

But Dr. Banner has been wanted for a long time, and it is inevitable that he will be nervous when he enters such a heavily guarded and solemn official occasion, and once his mood fluctuates too much, Hulk will come out, although it is still far away from Hulk being awakened far, but he didn't want to take risks, so he has been concentrating on stabilizing his emotions.

And Lu Mingfei didn't notice Natasha, he was focused on feeling the huge electromagnetic field emanating from the center of the base.

He could vaguely feel that a force other than the electromagnetic field emanated from the center of the base and spread to the sky. The loud thunder now may be related to it.

What's inside is definitely not simple.

"Good evening, both of you." A bald man came out, also holding a large umbrella, "I am Detective Coulson, the person in charge here. Good evening, please come in with me."

The three followed Coulson into the building.

"Agent Coulson... I heard Tony talk about you!" Lu Mingfei walked up to Coulson, his eyes lit up.

"I'm honored." Agent Coulson laughed.

"Sure enough, your hair loss is as serious as what he said." Lu Mingfei sighed.

Coulson: ...

The corner of Natasha's mouth on the side couldn't help but twitch—people who have been exposed to rain always want to see others become drowned.

"Let's go, I'll take you to see the hammer," Coulson quickly turned the topic back to business, "but please pay attention to safety, someone is breaking into our security right now, and his fighting power is very strong, None of my elite men can stop him."

"Can't you give him an anesthesia bomb?" Lu Mingfei suggested from the side.

"Actually, one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s best sniper is targeting him right now, but I see he's coming for the hammer, maybe he has a way to move the hammer, so I'm going to put him in and see " Coulson said, "If you don't mind, I want to let him try it first, and after he finishes the test, I can put on the anesthesia bomb."

"Can we also take a look?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Ever since he felt the strange and powerful force, he became more and more curious about the hammer.

Coulson hesitated, nodded and said, "No problem."

While the four of them were talking, they had already reached the location of the hammer in the passage. At the end of the bright passage, there was a relatively dark area. There was a hammer on the ground in the darkness, and a figure stood beside the hammer.

"Because the interference around the hammer is too strong, all electrical appliances will stop working, so we can't install lamps, we can only let the light in." Coulson said.

Lu Mingfei lit up his golden pupils, and the figure was immediately clear - a majestic man with golden shawl hair.

"Is he the intruder?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Almost as he spoke, the imposing man saw them.

So the man suddenly reached out to hold the hammer, his movements were so smooth and natural, as if a knight drew out his long sword to fend off the enemy, the sharp momentum oppressed the person's cheeks, like a knife cutting.

But the hammer didn't budge.

The man lifted it vigorously a few times, but the hammer still stayed there, hardly shaking at all.

But through the eyesight and night vision brought by the golden pupil, Lu Mingfei clearly noticed that the moment the man held the hammer handle, some patterns suddenly appeared on the originally smooth and solid metal hammer head.

The man who couldn't pick up the hammer suddenly roared up to the sky, with a look of grief and indignation "It's not my fault, it's the world's fault". After the roar, he seemed to lose all fighting spirit in an instant, and knelt staggeringly on the muddy ground in the heavy rain.

"Why don't you add a roof there?" Lu Mingfei complained.

The buildings on the entire base have been roofed, only where the hammer is, and there is nothing directly above it.

"It's convenient to study the electromagnetic waves emitted by the hammer," Coulson explained. "We can go there with an umbrella, or wait for the rain to stop."

"Don't bother, I'll come."

Lu Mingfei uttered a few short syllables, and a ball of flame quickly spread over the hammer, turning into a thin layer of disc. The rainwater fell on it and was evaporated instantly, and at the same time, it also illuminated the lights below. .

Coulson and Dr. Banner looked amazed.

Natasha next to her had a very calm expression, after all, she had seen far bigger scenes than this.

Even the man kneeling on the ground raised his head and looked at Lu Mingfei in surprise: "Are you a mage from Midgard?"

"No, I'm just an ordinary person." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

Hell ordinary people!Natasha wondered in her heart, does your definition of an ordinary person mean that people and metal can be vaporized in an instant?
"Dr. Banner, why don't I try it first?" Lu Mingfei suggested, "Let the Hulk out now, it may accidentally injure innocent people."

"No problem." Banner nodded immediately. It happened that he didn't really want to release the Hulk. In his subconscious mind, he still felt that as long as the Hulk appeared, it would bring death and destruction.

Lu Mingfei walked to the short-handled hammer and reached out to hold the handle.

The man kneeling on the ground seemed to be startled by Lu Mingfei's Jun Yan. He recovered a little bit from his distraught appearance just now. Seeing Lu Mingfei holding Thor's Hammer, he shook his head and said, "It's useless, Midgar A special mage, this is Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, only those who are recognized by it can lift it, even if you are a mage..."

Because he had already known that the hammer was very heavy, Lu Mingfei almost lifted it upwards with all his strength, but in an instant he felt his hand lighten. Because of the excessive force, he staggered several steps backwards and almost fell down.

Stabilizing his figure, Lu Mingfei raised the object in his hand towards Coulson and Natasha: "It's not as heavy as you said, look, this hammer was lifted at once..."

His eyes fell on the bare wooden pole in his hand and the bare metal hammer head on the ground.

"Uh... the hammer handle?"

(End of this chapter)