Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 68 Thor and the Three Warriors of Asgard
New Mexico, in the SHIELD temporary base.

Lu Mingfei held the handle of Thor's Hammer, and looked at each other in dismay. The hammer head without the handle was still lying quietly on the ground, and the sound of rainwater being evaporated by Jun Yan kept coming from above everyone's heads.

The first to break the silence was the strong man kneeling on the ground. He jumped up from the ground almost instantly and looked at Lu Mingfei: "Miaoernir! What did you do to Miaoernir!"

Lu Mingfei looked innocent.

The strong man strode towards him.

Coulson hit the strong man's thigh with a single shot, and the special electric anesthesia bomb instantly bit his body, releasing a powerful electric current.

The strong man trembled and fell into the muddy soup.

Lu Mingfei held the handle of the hammer and looked down at the strong man who fell to the ground—this man was definitely not simple.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei?" Coulson looked at Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei looked at the handle of the hammer in his hand, then at the head of the hammer that had a hole in it due to the loss of the handle, and then slapped his neck: "I have no money, so I can't compensate you!"

Coulson and Natasha fell silent at the same time.

After a while, Coulson took two steps forward: "You misunderstood, I don't want compensation from you, it's just... can I have a look at the hammer handle?"

"No problem." Originally here to help carry things, Lu Mingfei casually handed the hammer handle to Coulson.

Then Coulson, who took the handle of the hammer, instantly fell down with an astonishing momentum, as if what he received was a rocky mountain.

Coulson slammed into the mud, struggling to get up, but the hand holding the hammer handle seemed to be nailed to the ground, motionless.

"Hmm..." Lu Mingfei looked down at the struggling Coulson, and rubbed his chin with one hand to analyze, "It seems that the handle of the hammer itself is as heavy and immovable as the whole, but I don't know why it is in my hands. Hands will not be affected."

"Can you...can you... help me, take it away!" Coulson said to Lu Mingfei as he was unable to move his hand.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Lu Mingfei quickly picked up the hammer handle.

Natasha supported Coulson to get up. Although he was not injured, Coulson's black suit, which was originally neat, was now covered with mud, and he looked quite embarrassed.

"At present, it seems that only I can handle it," Lu Mingfei said, "Why don't you try it, Natasha?"

Natasha glanced at the muddy and embarrassed Coulson, and shook her head decisively.

"I'm going to try Hammerhead."

Lu Mingfei held the hammer handle in one hand, and tried to pick up the hammer head with the other hand, but the hammer head did not move at all.

He tried to insert the hammer handle back into the hammer head again. It felt like a magnetic attraction. After putting it in, it was fixed naturally, and it would be pulled out again with more force.

But the strange thing is that after he inserted the hammer handle back, no one else could pull the hammer handle out no matter how hard they tried.

Because of this sudden situation, after discussing with Coulson, Lu Mingfei temporarily postponed the timing of letting Hulk out, and planned to let Hulk try again tomorrow.

"By the way, Agent Coulson," Lu Mingfei pointed to the strong man who was still unconscious on the ground, "Can I have a chat with him."

……

S.H.I.E.L.D. temporary base, interrogation room.

The strong man was handcuffed to a chair, and gradually woke up from the electric anesthesia.

The door opened and a handsome dark-haired boy walked in, sitting on the empty chair in front of Sol.

"Good evening," Lu Mingfei said, "Can we chat?"

"You..." The strong man was not fully awake at first, but when he saw Lu Mingfei he shuddered, "What did you do to Mjolnir!"

"You mean this?" Lu Mingfei showed him the short handle in his hand.

"Miaoernir!" The strong man struggled violently.

"Don't worry," Lu Mingfei comforted, "It should be broken, even worrying is useless."

The strong man struggled harder.

But now that he has lost his divine power, his power is only a little stronger than that of ordinary people, and he cannot break free from the special equipment made by S.H.I.E.L.D.

After a long time, he stopped dejectedly.

"You shouldn't be an ordinary person, right? You mentioned Midgard earlier, which is the name of the human world in Norse mythology," Lu Mingfei asked, "And that hammer, you call it Mjolnir, according to me It is known that this is the weapon of Thor in Norse mythology."

The strong man was silent for a while, maybe because Lu Mingfei showed Jun Yan, maybe because he dismantled Thor's Hammer, he said: "I am Thor, the god of Thor, what you hold in your hand is Mjolnir hammer handle."

"The god of thunder in Norse mythology?" Although similar speculations had already been made, Lu Mingfei was still a little surprised.

"Well," Sol said, "but you have many misunderstandings about us."

"If you were Thor, why did you appear here? And it seems that you are not much different from ordinary people..." Lu Mingfei asked curiously.

"I don't need to tell you." Saul said firmly.

How did he say?Do you want to tell a mortal with special abilities that Thor, the god of thunder, was exiled to Midgard by his father Odin because he started a war indiscriminately?
Thor, Thor, has his own dignity!

"Do you want to have a drink?" Lu Mingfei asked.

If he remembers correctly, the Norse mythology mainly comes from the culture of the Vikings, and because the Vikings like to drink, most of the Norse gods also like to drink, and even in the Norse mythology, Thor himself is the god who drinks the most.

Perhaps a drink would be the way to open up the conversation?
It just so happened that since he awakened his bloodline, his drinking capacity has increased greatly, and he has the tendency to stay drunk for a thousand glasses. A god whose physical fitness is only slightly stronger than ordinary people, he should not be too drunk, right?
"Have a drink?" Saul still looked disdainful when he heard the drink, "Do you think Thor will succumb to you because of the wine?"

……

In a lively tavern in New Mexico.

Lu Mingfei and Sol hooked their shoulders together, and the two glasses of mixed cocktails collided fiercely.

"Mortal! You're fine!" Sol took a sip of wine, his face flushed, "You drink enough to be called a warrior! I'll tell you what you want to know!"

"There's no rush, let's drink first!" Lu Mingfei was also blushing.

As it turns out, drinking with the Norse gods does work -- as long as you don't drink yourself too.

"Okay! Drink first!" Sol drank the wine in his glass and said loudly.

"Come again!" Lu Mingfei raised his glass.

"Come again!" Sol also raised his glass.

"Bang——" the door of the tavern was pushed open, and a tall blond woman strode in with an old man, her beautiful big eyes were full of anger, and she yelled earth-shatteringly: "Sol!! !!"

Lu Mingfei and Saul looked over with drunken eyes.

"Jane?!" Sol shuddered, most of the wine suddenly sobered up.

"We worked so hard to get you out, and you're drinking here?!" Jane strode up to Sol, glaring at him.

"Uh... Jane, I'm sorry, I..." After all, Sol drank a lot of wine, his tongue was a little numb, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"Don't say that, he didn't drink for long, nor did he drink much," Lu Mingfei poked his head from the side, and rescued Sol, "We only drank for less than three hours, and the total is probably less than two barrels." liquor."

"Yeah, we just drank for a while." Sol followed.

"Who is he!" The woman called "Jane" by Sol looked at Lu Mingfei and asked Sol.

"He is Lu Mingfei, hiccup~" Saul hiccupped, "The new friend I just met is a rare...a rare warrior!"

"Lu Mingfei... Lu Mingfei..." Jane repeated the name several times, and then she was startled, "You are Lu Mingfei! The major shareholder of the Stark Group?!"

Lu Mingfei blinked: "Huh?"

……

The next day, in New Mexico, in a luxury hotel.

Lu Mingfei covered his head and walked out of his room: "Damn... how much wine did I drink yesterday..."

"I don't know," Dr. Banner came from nowhere, "maybe the toilet in your room will know?"

"What about Sol and the others?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Yesterday, on a whim, he took Saul out for a drink, taking advantage of his awakened bloodline to increase his drinking capacity. He wanted to make some excuses, but ended up drinking himself too—as expected, the legendary god should not be underestimated.

At the end of the drink, he only remembered that a woman came to find Sol, and then they left together. He brought all those people to this hotel and opened a room for each of them.

He couldn't remember clearly what happened after that.

"I saw them in the lobby on the first floor," Dr. Banner said, "but the atmosphere doesn't seem right."

……

When Lu Mingfei rushed to the lobby, Sol was sitting in the lobby with a beautiful blonde woman, looking decadent again.

what happened?Didn't you still have a good time drinking yesterday? Didn't you answer the phrase "raise a glass to relieve your sorrow and sorrow"?
"Sol, how are you?" Lu Mingfei walked over and asked, "Why do you look so hopeless?"

"It's you." Sol glanced at Lu Mingfei, perhaps because he had drank together, his attitude towards Lu Mingfei eased a lot, but he was still listless, "After I went back to the room yesterday, my brother Came to see me and told me some bad news."

"Your brother?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Come on, let me tell you what happened to me," Sol said, "It will start from the ceremony when I succeed the King of Asgard..."

……

"In other words, because you brought your companions to the country of the Frost Giants to provoke a war, and you even talked back to your father, you were deprived of your divine power and exiled by him," Lu Mingfei concluded, "but your father Not long after you were exiled, you died because of your old age and the psychological blow from you, your brother succeeded to the throne, the frost giants attacked because of your previous actions, and Asgard negotiated peace terms with the frost giants It was you who were exiled forever, right?"

Sol nodded sullenly.

"I have a general understanding of the situation," Lu Mingfei said. "In your experience, you and your companions made a big fuss in the kingdom of the frost giants... Can I ask if your companions are a woman, three men, and then men?" One of them is very fat, and one has a very delicate beard, and your clothes are also different from ours..."

"How do you know?" Sol was surprised. He just roughly told Lu Mingfei and Jane about his experience. Why did Lu Mingfei know the details that he didn't tell?
"Here, see for yourself." Lu Mingfei pointed to the glass door of the hotel.

Sol turned his head and looked over, and there were four people in strange clothes, three men and one woman, pasted outside the glass door.

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