the emperor is my uncle

Entering the palace to meet the Holy Spirit is really a matter that changes the outlook on life. It not only hurts the body and mind, but also hurts the lungs and spleen.No matter what I think about it, I have long been calmed down by honor and disgrace, so I don't care so much about my uncle's embarrassment.

As soon as I left the imperial study room, I adjusted my facial expression to a more detached state. Unexpectedly, when I raised my eyes, I saw the nuns of Shoukang Palace waiting for me at the door.

She walked up to me anxiously, took out the wrapped pastry and handed it to me, "Princess, the Queen Mother misses you very much, how are you doing?"

I opened the pastry and popped a piece into my mouth, then gave her a bright smile, "Go report to the Queen Mother and say that I am still alive."

Is there anything more grateful than being alive?As long as the emperor doesn't grant me death, all his embarrassments to me will be just paper tigers.

"The gate of the palace is about to be closed. The queen mother said that the princess can also stay in Shoukang Palace and go back tomorrow."

"No, no, no," I resolutely rejected the call from the backstage, "It's still in time."

……

I ate the cakes and walked towards the gate of the palace. Unexpectedly, when I passed the imperial garden, I saw a strange scene——Prince Chongzhong stood in front of a tree, kicking the tree with his feet .

The eunuch next to him seemed to be heartbroken, and kept shouting: "Oh, little ancestor, what are you doing? If this tree is in your eyes, I will order someone to pull it out. Don't hurt your feet." ah……"

I stopped, ate the last piece of snack, then looked at his back and called: "His Royal Highness, are you stealing from me?"

What I used was originally a question, but when Chongzhong turned around to see me, then blushed instantly and dismissed all the servants, I realized at that moment that the sentence I just said should have been written with an exclamation point.

The children who grew up in the palace are really not cute at all. They say that I am dancing to the gods, but in fact, they have long been shocked by my skill of "kicking Ye Yu out with one kick".

The prince bit his lip and struggled for a while, then admitted, "My dear, why can't I kick the leaves?"

Because you kick the evergreen holly. "Because not everyone can have this ability, His Royal Highness, do you understand that this is kung fu? If you want to learn it, you have to be reminded, otherwise you will not succeed in stealing the teacher, but you will go crazy." I nodded very earnestly, " The world of kung fu is so profound, no matter how much I tell you, you won’t be able to understand it.”

The moment I was about to leave, the prince grabbed my cuff, "My dear, remind me."

Hahaha, I'm just waiting for his words. I can't punish the emperor, but can't I punish his son for my father's debts? !

I said happily to the prince: "Hey, follow me, spread your feet shoulder-width apart, yes, then squat down slightly, and raise your hands. This movement is called Zama step, it is the basic skill for beginners, you Practice more, in the future, let alone leaves, you can even kick over the palace."

The prince's eyes widened, "Really so powerful?!"

"When did I, Fu Xingan, ever bluff someone?" I patted him on the shoulder, keeping his gait down to the standard, "Trust me, that's right."

The prince frowned, "I can't, I can't hold on anymore."

"There's nothing wrong with it. Men are the most taboo to say these two words." I leaned closer to his ear, "I'll tell you another secret, you can put a brazier under your butt, and the potential of a person is forced out. If you're afraid It’s hot, so I can hold on to it naturally.”

The prince was stimulated by the word "man", and immediately showed a pure man's expression and nodded fiercely: "Yeah!"

At that moment, I felt that the wind was light and the clouds were calm, and I suddenly realized that the world is really beautiful.

-------------------------------- This time in the palace is a time to go back to each palace to wash and wait for sleep , but it's quite different after leaving the palace gate. Daqi's national style is unrestrained, and it's a good time for all kinds of goblins to come out of their caves and make trouble.

The sedan chair of the Wangfu is moving forward amidst the voices of "Master, come up to play", "Guest officer, do you want to stop for a glass of wine", "Rare guest, rare guest, girls, please wait on me".

I was quite happy at first, but now I feel anxious and anxious. It is really incomprehensible how all the good young people of the country are wasting their lives in brothels.

I am a majestic princess of a country, in a mood of worrying about the people, I changed into men's clothes, and decided to go deep into the people to investigate, maybe I can save a few marginalized girls, and it is not known whether they will be saved or not.

The above mental activities are definitely not an excuse for me to comfort myself, I swear.

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