the emperor is my uncle

As for why there are men's clothes in the palanquins of the palace, this is actually very easy to explain, because I am always ready to change clothes and run away. If you have an uncle like the emperor, you are probably more prepared than me.

I got off the sedan chair, and ordered Sanyuan and the others to go back to the mansion first, "Madam asked, do you know how to answer?"

Sanyuan replied without hesitation: "Princess, the slave girl guesses that the concubine is playing cards next door, so naturally she won't ask." She also learned to answer quickly, and continued to answer me: "Besides, the prince always doesn't care about these things, the princess can rest assured Have fun, go early and come back early."

I think so too.

The people who followed me were different, they were smart and caring. I twisted Sanyuan's face and waved them back.

……

Twilight has come, and when it was time to get drunk again, I walked slowly into the Chunfeng Deyi Building amidst the singing of Yingying and swallows.Among the brothels in this street, I chose this one simply because it has a good name, a proud spring breeze, a proud spring breeze, wonderful and wonderful.

The little girl put her arms around me and greeted me, and the old bustard enthusiastically fanned the incense fan to welcome me, "Oh, sir, you are so handsome, how can ordinary girls be able to accompany you? Do you want me to give the drunken spring breeze to you?" You call."

"No, sir, I only want the top card, and call your top cards to serve me."

I want to save the marginal girl, of course I have to start from the top oiran, maybe she was fooled by me and "turned over to the light"?Then maybe you can get out of the filth with the little sisters, right?

As we all know, the richest group in our Daqi country...is this group of brothel girls.Mostly because the money bags of corrupt officials and wealthy gentry were thrown on them before they were warmed up.What's more, some brothel girls are not short of money at all, they do this business... all because of their interest...

After hearing what I said, the old bustard's face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, "Master, you don't know something. The number one card in our Spring Breeze Building is Drunken Spring Breeze. You are really destined. This old slave called her here."

I stood in the hall and looked around. The men and women who were drinking and laughing were already full, and there was no space left.

Hey, the brothels are full because people are lonely.

……

"How old is she?" I asked the so-called top drunk question while gnawing on chicken legs.

Every time I entered the palace, I had to lose two catties, either because I was scared or hungry.Looking at the table full of delicious food in the private room, I realized it. No wonder there are men in the brothel. This is a one-stop service for eating, drinking, playing and sleeping.

The girl answered me, "Nineteen."

"Oh, I'm as big as I am." The chicken leg attracted me more than the girl. When I swallowed it, the meaty smell overflowed and the teeth and cheeks lingered. I squinted my eyes intoxicated, "How many years have you been in this business?"

I didn't hear Zui Chunfeng's answer, so I shifted my eyes from the chicken leg to her.

It's far-fetched to say that she looks the best, at most she can be regarded as fair-skinned and delicate, maybe this is more like the little girl next door who attracts people's hearts, so she is very popular and has become the top card.I have a pair of clear eyes, and I can see through her in a few moments, but——"My girl, please restrain your eyes a little bit."

I put down the drumstick, wiped my hands, and covered my breasts not so deliberately.Yes, she has been staring at my chest, although she is not big, but being stared at like this... eh, no!I pretend to be a man!

I patted the table, "Where are you going to see me?!"

The girl suddenly relaxed and leaned lazily on the table with her head supported, "Guest officer, I'm just looking at where you put your money. Your money bag is not on your waist."

money?what money?

I realized in an instant, I didn't bring any money!I went to the brothel and I didn't bring any money with me!Will you be beaten if you eat a king's meal?Will they go to court?My uncle found out that I was a prostitute, ah no, I don’t pay for visiting brothels, will he dislike me and lose the face of the royal family and sentence me to death?

Those worried questions flashed through my mind, and I swallowed, "I...you..."

The window of the private room was open, and someone passed by and entered the next room. I recognized it, vaguely, that silhouette was very much like an acquaintance I was afraid to avoid.

"You can't miss it, some people pay for me, young master." I got up immediately, and then went to the next room to look for Jiang Huai.

To say that Jiang Huai is romantic, that is definitely not the label I put on him.

There isn't a brothel in the whole city that doesn't know him. He has been at the top of the romantic list all year round, with brilliant records, and he has never fallen out of the top three.

Because the magic stick is very good at talking sweetly, reciting poems and composing lyrics, watching the sky from a distance, and even divination, and he is also very rich (I think this is the point)... He is almost all the brothels that show their faces The heart of women and all the girls who don't leave the house.

Of course, the most important point is that the magic stick looks quite capable of deceiving people.Girls feel that being able to marry such a man in dew or in love for a lifetime is to connect with God and to be one step closer to the gods.

For this point of view, I think they must be seriously ill.If you want to get closer to God, you have to go to bliss early, so why rely on that magic stick?

...Anyway, it's all a disease and needs to be cured.

As soon as I appeared, the magic stick pursed his thin lips, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Chunchun."

I turned my head, and it turned out that he was calling Zui Chunfeng behind me. The first card was afraid that I would not give the money, so I could understand that he followed closely.

I put my fist under my nose, coughed dryly, and said to him: "Brother Benyu..."

That bastard glanced at me, "Who are you?" After finishing speaking, he went to pull Chunchun's hand again.

This big slut deliberately embarrassed me. It took me a lot of stamina to control the hands that wanted to lift the table. "Brother Ben Yu, don't you remember me? We know each other very well, we live...very close."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"Borrow some money."

"I don't want to borrow."

"Then I'll borrow your life!" I slapped the table, furious!This guy is really against the sky, it seems that if I don't teach him a lesson, he won't know how high the sky is, how thick the ground is, and why the peach blossoms are so red!

"Hahaha..." The man with abnormal brain grooves really had a tricky smile, he smiled like he picked up money, and pointed at me and said: "Be careful, you are getting more and more unfunny, just a joke I can’t even say it. Look at your face, you’re as angry as a monkey’s fart——” (The thing in your throat is: your ass is even redder...) I stepped forward and covered his mouth where he was yelling, “ Bitch, do you want to borrow it or not!"

He nodded, pushed my hand away, and said to Zui Chunfeng, "Chunchun, this master's consumption is also credited to my account."

Zui Chunfeng's originally pretty face suddenly became more colorful, and she pushed the magic stick delicately, "Brother Huaihuai, you are really generous."

"..." If I spit back a bowl of what I just ate, will Chunfeng Deyi Lou use my money?

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