the emperor is my uncle

As the saying goes, the cold moon is full of windows and people can't sleep, the lights are bright and a glass of wine, some people stay alone in an empty room, and some people embrace beautiful women and enjoy themselves.This is common sense in the world, I don't get angry, and besides, he has nothing to do with how romantic he is, so I don't need to be angry.

After the magic stick sent all the girls away, I sat next to him and poured him a glass of wine, because I was not going to pay back the money. After drinking the wine poured by the princess, the debt will definitely disappear, haha ​​I can bend and stretch What a talent.

I asked myself that this set of movements and facial expressions are flowing, pure and natural, but the magic stick is not on the set, he gently pushed the wine glass away, "You are so cunning, you are a prostitute, and you still want me to pay the bill."

I clapped my hands, "How did you guess just now that I borrowed money just to settle the bill, so can't I spend the money elsewhere?"

"You never take the initiative to talk to me. If you can get out of this door, you probably won't come to borrow money from me, right?" The magic stick winked at me and gave me a sneaky look, "Also, you can see it directly Things, I never rely on guessing."

"..." A mouthful of old blood stuck in my throat, and I couldn't cough it out or swallow it.

At this moment, there was a loud noise from downstairs, interrupting Yingge Yanwu's laughter and hilarity—"You, you go here to search! Go upstairs and don't miss any of them!"

"Oh, my lord, what are you doing?! You can't help it, after all..."

……

I went to open the window in doubt, and seeing officers and soldiers on the street, I turned my head and asked Jiang Huai, "What happened?"

Jiang Huai drank a glass of wine calmly, then twisted a peanut bean with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, "The imperial court stipulates that officials are not allowed to engage in prostitution, and if they are caught, their homes will be ransacked. Thinking about it, it's time for us to catch up. "

To be punished so severely... My uncle's methods are indeed cruel and sharp!

Oh no, what's the matter with Jiang Huai smiling so wide?He was still happy to copy his house, was it raised by his stepmother?My expression betrayed my inner voice, he saw it, and then continued to smile: "The royal family and relatives are prostitutes, but the crime is aggravated."

...Could it be that he saw that I was unlucky with him, so he didn't worry at all even if we went to hell together?He is simply a psychopath!

I don't want to go crazy with him, I want to run for my life!Action is one step faster than thinking. I was standing at the door and was about to open the door, but at this moment, the footsteps of officers and soldiers were approaching—two large characters written in blood appeared in my brain: It's over.My fu xingan's prosperous life in the future may be ruined here.

However, at that very moment, I was suddenly dragged dizzily...

"Where are the people in this room?!"

"I'm afraid you were so scared that you jumped out of the window and ran away. Look, the windows are open." It was the voice of the bustard, "My lord, our family has always paid the most taxes, and we haven't been spot-checked all year round. All of a sudden? And you see, it’s too unfair to check our Chunfeng Deyilou family alone on this street, right?”

When I realized it, Jiang Huai had dragged me into the closet.Although it was a bit dark inside, I could still feel that Jiang Huai was very close to me.For the sake of his quick hands and feet dragging me in, I won't bother with him.

"This is all the meaning of the superior. We are just on duty, following orders."

"Up? How high is it?"

Looking through the gap between the cabinet doors, it was the old bustard who was making friends with the leader.

The official pointed to the ceiling, "The top one!"

The old bustard exclaimed: "Ah, isn't that the emperor——"

"Yes, the emperor is in a bad mood today, if you know it, just cooperate."

The old bustard poured a cup of tea for the other party, and then began to mutter from the bottom of her heart, "Master, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart behind closed doors. You see, you are also a frequent visitor to our Chunfeng Deyi Building. You can't just wear clothes, oh no, You don’t recognize people when you change your clothes, the emperor is in a bad mood, so he doesn’t let the common people go whoring, there is no king’s law, it’s just too cruel..."

I think, even though this madam is not very politically conscious, she really dares to say it, which is pretty good.

From their conversations, I extracted two elements: first, to investigate Chunfeng Deyi Building; second, the emperor is in a bad mood.My stomach full of doubts suddenly turned upside down. Is it because my uncle sent someone to watch me?He found out I was in here, so that's why...

If this is the case, everything is easy to explain.My uncle's black belly is unmatched by anyone. He has a sharp record of "disintegrating a country with three sentences in the first year of his enthronement". Of course you have to take me out of the brothel so that you can show me some color.

Suddenly someone blew on the base of my ear, and a smell of alcohol wafted into my nose, "Trouble~Look at how many people you have hurt~~"

Well, very well, Jiang Huai, an apprentice, chose to make a fuss in this situation, it was predicted that I would not dare to make too much of a move and do anything to him!I covered his mouth with one hand, and twisted his arm with the other hand, absolutely without any strength left.

That bastard didn't cry out in pain or struggle, but my palms suddenly got wet——how dare he dare! Tian!I!of!hand!

My brain got hot and I quickly withdrew my hand, and knocked on the cabinet door with a "bang"... The world was clean.

"Who is it!" The officer drew his sword and walked towards the closet.

"Boss, boss! Hurry up, the official is caught!" Someone rushed in and shouted, "They all said that they have someone above them, what should the boss do?!"

These days, how many people come out to play?

The leader put his sword back into its sheath, "I'd like to see if their superiors are the most powerful, or ours is the most powerful!" After finishing speaking, he followed out.

My heart hanging in my throat finally returned to its place slowly.If this kind of scare happens a few more times in the future, it will be very difficult for me to guarantee my natural death without my uncle killing me.

As soon as the people left, I immediately punched Jiang Huai, hitting him in the chest, "Your uncle has not become an official, but you have become so courageous that you dare to belittle this princess!"

Jiang Huai let out a muffled snort, and then leaned over again, "I'm the one who underestimated you, not my uncle..."

As a result of talking back, he punched me twice again.

……

I was planning to wait for a while before the noise subsided, and then I hurriedly left the place of fireworks, but it was obvious that I was going to die, and the noise was not small—the leader and the bustard are back!

"Look, Guanye, you should catch everything, Xiaodie misses you very much, otherwise...hehe..."

This old bustard is really filthy, and she actually sells her own girl at this juncture, but the official is even more filthy, he rubbed his hands, "Hurry up."

There is no need for divination and prediction, everyone knows what will happen next.

Jiang Huai and I sat in the closet blankly, feeling very... indescribable.

----------------------- (The author has something to say: Alas, I feel that I am getting farther and farther away from the road of Xiaoqing, is this swollen? Do it in a hurry!)

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