the emperor is my uncle

The autumn was getting colder, but Xiaodie, who was obviously not wrapped in a few pieces of cloth, rushed in, "Good brother, I miss you so much."

This opening sentence immediately reminded me of the word "Brother Huaihuai". I couldn't help but shudder, and then I started to feel sick.

The scene of rustling, humming and chirping outside is simply unbearable to look at, oh no, it is unbearable to peep.But the eyes can escape, and the ears can't stand it—"Come and let my brother love you well..."

"Well... don't touch there..."

"Misunderstanding, you dishonest little fairy..."

"Ah... good brother, hurry up... hurry up..."

I never thought that, as the princess of Daqi Kingdom who has not left the cabinet, I would one day be forced to eavesdrop on this matter by hiding in someone else's closet.My face was hot and hot, not only uncomfortable but also embarrassing, because the person who eavesdropped with me was Jiang Huai.

The space is not very rich, and now the air is getting thinner. Even though I don't usually see Jiang Huai as a man, no matter what I think, he is a man after all.

This man's body has been very close to me from the beginning, and there is the background sound of cooing and panting outside, if his beastly hair touches me twice, then I really... have nowhere to cry...

Suddenly, I felt Jiang Huai's hands slipping across my cheeks, and I tensed up, extremely alert, but to my surprise, his hands didn't make any abrupt movements, but just firmly covered my ears, covering everything outside. Sound isolation.

Maybe it was because my cheeks were too hot, but I felt his hands were cold, like cold springs under the moonlight.He is very calm, not emotional, the only one who is not calm is me.

Once a person covers his ears, he can only hear his own heartbeat.I really feel that the current Jiang Huai is a little bit unusual compared to the past.I even began to suspect that in fact, his nature has always been such an indifferent gentleman, and the one who has always been flirtatious is just his painted skin.

Fortunately, the official who was working on the bed also had a home to go back to, so after the work was over, he didn't hang around and left so cleanly that Jiang Huai and I were able to get away.

Along the way, we didn't talk, and I also had a thought like "Jiang Huai may be a good person".

When we arrived at the gate of the palace, Jiang Huai stood still and looked at me quietly.

Qiuyue hangs coldly on the branch, just when I thought he could release a fresher and more refined bullshit than before, Jiang Huai said: "Princess, if I have a dream tonight, I don't mind, you Dreamed me in."

"..." I gave him a kick, "but I don't mind."

Sure enough, people can't think too much, I even had the stupid idea of ​​"he is pure in nature", I was really sick.

I sneaked into the palace, but I found that my mother had left a lamp for me. She was sitting on my bed, looking at me proudly, "I heard that you went shopping in a brothel?"

... Sanyuan, this lowly servant girl!How could you confess my whereabouts without being tortured!

"Uh, mother, my daughter went there because—" I guess she couldn't understand the profound words of saving the common people when I told her, so I continued, "It's because Jiang Huai is there, so I went to find him."

She was very calm, "Daughter, your mother was born with sparkling eyes. I have long seen that you are a liar who lies without blinking an eye. You have always been at odds with Jiang Huai. How could you take the initiative to find him?! Huh little liar , be careful mother to tear your mouth open."

...This is not my mother, is it?It seems that I can only use the big move, I said sincerely: "Mother, I think Jiang Huai may be a good person." However, it may not be a good match.Of course I swallowed the last sentence.

My mother immediately changed her face when she heard the words, as if an old peach tree had blossomed, "Good boy, that's right, you can only discover the good points of others by getting along with each other more."

She also patted the back of my hand in relief, and asked me very kindly: "Is your money enough to spend? Do you want me to give you some more?"

I have no doubt that she will say something like "If you and Jiang Huai don't have enough money to visit the brothel, you can tell your mother, and mother will give it to you"...

She has always had an almost perverted trust and doting towards Jiang Huai. Now I can finally dispel my doubts about "Isn't this my own mother?" because it is very obvious that she must be my stepmother.

This is really something worthy of tears...

----------------------------------------- August [-]th, the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Early this morning, the emperor announced my father to enter the palace. Before my father left the door, I grabbed his sleeve and said with tears in my eyes: "Father, my daughter will not enter the palace today. I am afraid that the emperor will make things difficult for me again." , if he asks, you can say that I have caught a cold and I am not feeling well."

The emperor will naturally not ask, the reason why I don't want to tell the truth is that the emperor does not let me enter the palace, because I am afraid that my father will feel uncomfortable.

But my father obviously didn't understand my good intentions, he patted me on the shoulder, "No, even though he is the emperor, he is still your brother-in-law anyway, how can he hold grudges against his niece, look at this post Yes, it is to invite all the family members of Heshun Palace to enter the palace to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, how could it be possible that you will still make things difficult for you..."

I was worried that my father would forget the period again as soon as he started talking, so I interrupted cruelly: "He said that the previous things were wiped out, but he dared to say it, how dare you believe it?" Woolen cloth!"

My dad roared: "You brat, you don't even believe your uncle's words?!"

I powerlessly put down the sentence "It's better to have no uncle than to believe in uncle" and left...

Hey, no one understands good intentions, when will the autumn wind be merciful?

The family members entered the palace in the afternoon, and after the meal, the servants began to pack the gifts that were going to be presented to the palace into sedan chairs, and my mother supervised the work.

After hesitating for a while, I leaned forward, "Mother, Jiang Huai did the calculations, and calculated that I am in danger today, and it is not suitable for me to travel, so I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the banquet in the palace."

Although I used Jiang Huai's name to deceive people, I don't feel guilty at all.

My mother looked at the sky in the distance, which was in the direction of the imperial palace, "The palace is not peaceful anyway, I heard that the crown prince was possessed by a ghost or something, and sat in the brazier by himself, that white tender Tender little butt, it’s so hot that you can smell the smell of meat." My mother wiped the corner of her mouth with a handkerchief, "Jiang Huai is a big murderer. I don’t know whether it’s just you or everyone? Hey..."

Because I was so shocked, I was obviously speechless, "Madam...he..."

My mother continued to say to me: "It's strange to say, what can't he want to sit on the brazier as a little baby? But the prince bit his lip and said nothing, and he is really going to become a mystery in the palace." The emperor sent someone to thoroughly investigate this matter, and he is in a bad mood. So you must go today, but if you can keep quiet, please keep silent, so as not to cause trouble to the emperor."

...I can't enter the palace!No matter what you say, you can't enter the palace to seek your own death! "Mom, I have a headache, I really can't go."

She gave me a contemptuous look, "Why are you covering your stomach for a headache?"

"My stomach hurts too. I must have eaten something bad. Mother, time is running out. You guys go to the palace quickly. Anyway, the emperor doesn't want to see me. He will be happy if I don't go." I ran away and went to the toilet decisively.

------------------------ (The author has something to say: "No one understands the hard work, when will the autumn wind be merciful?" The meaning of this original poem is : The autumn wind is bleak and ruthless, when will it be able to show compassion and love for the world, just like my intentions have always been good, but when will someone understand?... Haha I am too talented, please call me a poet.)

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