the emperor is my uncle

Sanyuan, this lowly maid!The last hut never came back, leaving me alone to suffer the verbal abuse of the magic stick.

In fact, I have known for a long time that my mother has explained Jiang Huai's affairs to the servants in the family. Although she didn't say it clearly, the meaning of the language directly refers to the content of "Jiang Huai will become the husband of the princess in the future".So whenever there is a chance, people will create opportunities for Jiang Huai and me...

I thought Sanyuan, the little maidservant, had changed her mind, but she still listened to my mother the most after all the trouble, hey, I'm so sad.

What's even more sad is that Jiang Huai's voice is still ringing in my ears. He has not given up on the purpose of brainwashing me. He even changed his tone in order to persuade me, "Princess, Jiang is not talented, in fact, he has already secretly calculated your fortune for you, and you don’t want to listen to it, your life is full of disasters, whoever you marry will die."

I guess he's going to say a "but" next.

"However, if the princess is married to Jiang, then you don't have to worry about it." Look at what I say, you goddamn stick!Liars are so uncreative.

He went on to say: "Let's not say that Jiang has leaked too many secrets. If his life is not long, he will not be afraid of being restrained. The important thing is that after experiencing the foreshadowing of my life, the life after the princess will be smooth sailing and happy forever."

I'm really not interested in knowing how a widow will live happily ever after. I just rolled my eyes at the sky.

Seeing that I didn't waver, Jiang Huai felt tears welling up in his eyes. I didn't eat hot, cold, sour or sweet, and he was almost at a loss. "Dear, after talking so much, don't you have any ideas?"

"Yes, I have an idea," I nodded, and when I saw Jiang Huai immediately put on a smile, I pointed aside and continued, "I want that Jade Rabbit lantern."

"..."

There are times when I make the magic stick speechless, I'm really great.

Holding the lantern, we walked onto the Dingqing Bridge from the end of the long street. When he seemed to want to say something, I immediately walked fast, as if I was being chased by a dog.

Looking at the beautiful moonlight and listening to the laughter, I couldn't help but think of the palace on the other side. Is the joy and excitement brought about by singing and dancing there different from the folk joy?I don't know how many secrets my mother's gossip tentacles have explored?I don't know if my brother wiped his nose on someone else?I don't know if Prince Chongzhong's butt is still safe?I don't know my uncle... how do you feel?

Actually, what I want to know most is the last point.

After wandering around, I went back to the palace. I was about to go in, but Jiang Huai suddenly grabbed my hand, and said with a bright look: "My dear, being too reserved may not be a good thing. You should follow your heart. This time The lamp is a token of love between you and me, you should regard it as me and keep it well." After speaking, he touched my tender hands twice, and left coquettishly.

I just think it's really unbelievable that my self-cultivation is so good that I didn't punch him right away.

As soon as I stepped into the palace, I threw the lantern and stepped on it twice.Looking up again, she saw Sanyuan kneeling in the courtyard, trembling under the moonlight.

Playing this trick again, I pointed at her with my hands on my hips and scolded: "You little bitch, you——"

At that moment, I suddenly felt that there was someone behind me, who was ominous, so I slapped him with one palm.I know kung fu, although I'm not very strong, but I'm more than capable of protecting myself, and I'm not afraid of fighting this thief who broke into the palace.

But before the hand-to-hand fight, my hands were cut behind my back by the man, and it hurt even a little bit of struggle.

I faced the ground and yelled at him: "The assassination of the princess is a crime, you have grown a few heads so you can't think about it?!"

After listening to my words, the man let go of me, I rubbed my wrist and turned around to fight again——I hate the moonlight being too bright, because it allows me to see clearly that the person who restrained me just now is absolutely impossible When Fu Donglou appeared here, I knelt down in horror and disbelief, "Your Majesty, spare me!!"

Back then, Concubine An planned for a rainy day. She let her son who was sent out of the palace practice martial arts since childhood. It was just like this. After Concubine An passed away, Fu Donglou was assassinated many times by so many forces, but he still survived half of his life.I thought that for so many years he was a vulnerable medicine pot, but it is obvious that his kung fu has always been there, and it is still excellent.

I suddenly found something in common with my uncle, we both know kung fu and hide it well.

Sanyuan knelt beside me and kept crying. Obviously, my uncle has been in the palace for a long time.His appearance made me, who has always kept a low profile, terrified.I didn't recruit him or provoke him, didn't I listen to his words and didn't enter the palace?

I raised my head and met his eyes, "Why?"

Why do you say you feel bad when you see me?Why don't you let me enter the palace for a banquet?And why are you here?Thousands of words can only be merged into one sentence, "Why?"

My uncle's expression is like a cabbage that has been on the vegetable market for several days and can no longer be sold, it is super stinky.He didn't answer my question, but looked at the lantern that I had just trampled and discarded in the courtyard, and said in a strange way: "When did I teach you to trample on other people's wishes like that?"

He was referring to Jiang Huai, he saw Jiang Huai sending me to the gate of the palace, he even heard what Jiang Huai said about the token of love, that's why he said that.

The question about why he appeared here was thrown out of my mind in an instant, and I answered sonorously, "The emperor may not have trampled on other people's wishes."

My original intention was that since he proclaimed himself emperor, I have been low-spirited, but he still didn't let me go, which wasted my painstaking efforts to beg for a write-off of grievances.

But he didn't know where he was going, his eyes were obviously softened by the moonlight, "The Mid-Autumn Festival banquet in the palace, King Heshun drank a lot, I let him stay in the palace with his family."

"..."

You don't need the emperor to tell me about this kind of thing in person, right?

"I just came out to sober up and happened to pass by the palace. Don't worry too much, go to bed."

"..."

The route to sober up is really far away, and it just happened to be too coincidental, right?

People grow up in different things, and the fruits they grow up in the end are different. Obviously, the bad childhood life directly turned my uncle into a pervert. Now he can no longer use normal logical thinking to talk to me. spoke.

Before leaving, he glanced at me again, the deep meaning in his eyes was as chaotic as his logic, I returned him with a puzzled expression, he smiled, then stepped on the bones of the jade rabbit lantern, and walked away calmly.

"..."

The disaster that jumped from the right eye should refer to my uncle, but I don't know why it is so inauspicious?It's hard to guess the holy will, that's all, I don't want to speculate too much.

Sanyuan waited for me to go to bed, and I lay on the bed, tossing and turning, but I couldn't dream of Duke Zhou.

Maybe it's because I slept too much during the day, and my uncle's weird behavior, so tonight, I'm destined to have trouble sleeping.

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