the emperor is my uncle

On this not-so-monotonous Mid-Autumn Festival night, I was finally tired after tossing and turning, and I had a dream.

I dreamed that a middle-aged man who looked very sorry for the court came wearing armor and riding a whip. He smiled at me, his face was full of wrinkles, "Ma'am."

When I was shocked, another middle-aged woman who looked very sorry for the neighbors rushed over from the side. She pushed me down, crying and shouting: "You bitch, don't think that you can let me marry you because of the emperor's gift of marriage." The general reconciles with me, you want to be the hostess of the general’s mansion, there is no way! Unless I die!! I die!!!”

In an instant, that so-called general finished her off with a sword strike, then stretched out his hand to me, and continued to smile: "Ma'am, get on the horse, and let us live in harmony as companions in the world of mortals."

I opened my eyes suddenly.

Clearly, this is a nightmare.

"Oh, you son of a bitch! You suddenly opened your eyes to scare your mother to death!" My mother sat by my bed, and kept rubbing her chest.

I was still shocked, and immediately threw myself into her arms and said coquettishly: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows

Before I finished acting coquettishly, I already noticed something was wrong with my mother, her expression was as if she had just been struck by lightning.

"Mother." I called her.

"Have you... heard of General Lian who returned from the Northern Expedition?"

"I've heard of it, but I don't really want to know." I told the truth.

"That," my mother's expression was somewhere between being hypocritical and not heartburning, "at the banquet, he begged the emperor to marry him."

I don't want to listen to the words behind at all, I think I haven't woken up yet, so let's sleep again in another position.

But my mother dragged me out of the bed, "Escape is not the solution to the problem, just listen to my mother to tell you carefully..."

------------------------- In Daqi Kingdom, the most valiant general is none other than Lian Zheng, just like his name, he has done The most promising thing is "continuous levy".

That year, the enemy invaded and harassed our country's borders. Lian Zheng led hundreds of elite soldiers and iron horses to deal with them. Later, they not only defeated the enemy, but also fought against the other three soldiers who had hidden dangers of committing crimes. The small country on the border of China finally returned with a full load of gold, silver, jewels and surrender documents.

It took a total of three months before and after, but it is said that the food and grass they brought with them when they set off was not enough to last for a month.

It's not that my uncle doesn't give food, it's because he sent Lian Zheng there mainly to scare the other party. At the beginning of his ascension to the throne, my uncle's political strategy was still more oriented towards Huairou.

As for this extra gain, my uncle can't praise it, because Lian Zheng surpassed the military order; he can't boast, because our country annexed four countries without any effort.

Later, my uncle asked Lian Zheng in front of all civil and military officials, "Can you give me a reasonable reason?"

Lian Zheng clasped his fists and said, "Report to the Emperor, I just didn't pay attention and didn't stop the horse."

"Very well, the reason is very good, let's retreat."

Lian Zheng said that it was because he didn't stop the horse that he ran over all the way, so he only suffered moral criticism. My uncle calmly acted as a black-bellied Mingjun.

Afterwards, Lian Zheng went to war all year round, and this year's Mid-Autumn Festival, he returned from victory.

……

My mother said that at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, the emperor praised Lian Zheng, saying that he was the "No. 1 Bravery" of the Daqi Kingdom, and asked him what reward he wanted, just ask him.

Lian Zheng didn't think about it, and replied: "I don't want any gold, silver, jewellery, fertile farmland or houses."

The emperor was curious, "Oh? Then what do you want, Ai Qing?"

"Alone." Lian Zheng knelt down, but raised his head to look directly into the emperor's eyes, "I want to ask the emperor to grant me a marriage."

The emperor expressed his understanding, "Sure enough, a hero can't pass the beauty test. Tell me, which family's girl is she? Can you be at the table today?"

"It's Princess Xiyuan of Heshun Palace."

Lian Zheng didn't look around, because he didn't recognize me at all, so he naturally didn't know if I was present.

The back of the emperor's hand trembled, and he spilled the wine, and a servant hurriedly bowed and stepped forward to clean it up.

He looked down at Lian Zheng who was kneeling at the bottom of the steps, and there were countless meanings in his eyes, but others couldn't tell what they meant. After a while, he said, "Oh? I have never heard that you and Princess Xiyuan Have you met?"

"When I was young, I once had a relationship with Princess Xiyuan, and I found it unforgettable when I was away fighting all the year round. I could only draw a portrait and always carry it with me." As he spoke, Lian Zheng handed over the so-called portrait to him. To the emperor, "Although I don't know if Princess Xiyuan has changed her appearance now, but she is the sweetheart I dream of, and I hope the emperor will make it happen."

Not only the story, but also the truth in the picture, he really came prepared.

My mother took a look with her old eyes that had been tempered in an oil pan, and decided that Lian Zheng was not a good person.

A royal family member like me, who has always been gentle and elegant, listened to the scene restoration made by my mother at this time, and for some reason, I felt an urgent feeling of wanting to "buy murder" and "set fire".

I couldn't control my mouth, and cursed directly: "Hey, he farts, the devil had a relationship with him once. Did he hurt his brain by pinching someone on the battlefield?" The middle-aged man who was married to his wife was on Lian Zheng.

My mother glanced at me, "Pay attention to your posture, you are the princess."

I think what my mother said is right, I am the princess, how can I lose my mind, "Mother, what did the emperor say?"

If my uncle agrees, then I will be able to discern the meaning of his appearance in the palace last night, maybe it is because the remaining conscience has a little bit of guilt towards me; or maybe it is finally using the most effective method to solve me Yes, he was very relieved, no wonder he still smiled at me, it turned out that was what he meant...

"The emperor didn't refuse." My mother took a sip of tea, "but she didn't immediately issue a decree to give the marriage. He said that Princess Xiyuan has always been the most thoughtful and arrogant. If he suddenly gave the marriage, he might cause trouble. Why don't you tell the general to check your mind first, if you nod, the emperor will give you a marriage."

I think, even if I break my neck, I won't nod...

"Oh, that's right." My mother took out a painting from her pocket, "The emperor said, this painting is given to you, and by the way, let you feel General Lian's intentions, and the painting inside is you~"

I slowly opened the painting, admired it, and said to my mother: "Is it 'there are no women in the military camp, sows compete with Diaochan'? Of course, I am not saying that I am a pig, but it is clearly painted in this painting. Widow He from He’s Pork Shop on the east side of the street, right? Mother, go talk to Widow He and let her get married.”

"what do you mean?"

"Follow his spring and autumn dream! Take a crappy painting just to express your affection, I will never obey!"

My uncle is really like a mirror, he didn't refuse or agree, but pushed the question to me, he knew that I would not agree to Lian Zheng with my temperament, so I became a bad person, but he and Lian Zheng still did not harm the monarch and his subjects mutual affection.

Even a woman like my mother who doesn't care about government affairs can tell the difference, and even a general with impure motives is definitely not a kind person, so I can naturally guess half of it.

What he did this time was definitely not for me.

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