the emperor is my uncle

Ma Fengchun, who I played with since I was a child, got married. I looked at the sedan chair that was going away and listened to the festive and jubilant music. Only then did I finally realize that I had lost one of my favorite followers.

That kind of feeling is very strange, as if there are many people passing by my life in the bustling world, and I am the only one who stands still and looks around, no one will accompany me forever, which adds a bit of loneliness and melancholy.

Hey, if only I could have a husband...

Don't get me wrong, I'm not Sichun.

"Xiyuan," Lian Zheng led the horse and returned with me along the road. At this time, the sky was getting dark and the sun had already set. This scene added a thick ink to my sad melancholy. He was in this situation , calling me tenderly, "Xi Yuan, if you are willing to marry me, I will definitely make you happier than any bride in the world."

That too soft and intimate tone was really disturbing, I glanced at him sideways, "Please call me Princess."

Lian Zheng continued to express his feelings to me tenderly, as if he didn't hear what I said, "I like your warm heart, very much."

"I cost you money just now, and I will pay you back."

"Together with your clear distinction between love and hate, and your petty temper, I like them very much. I cherish fate."

"Otherwise I'll pay you back tonight, I don't want to owe you favors."

"It would be best if you could smile at me often. You look good when you smile."

……

The conversation between Lian Zheng and I didn't match up at all, but I don't know why we talked about each other and we talked in front of the palace. If Zhuifeng could understand people's words, it would definitely be insane by now.

"It's getting late, so I'll come back tomorrow. By the way, Xiyuan, what color do you like more?"

It is obvious that Lian Zheng is trying to please me, with three points of respect, three points of flattery, three points of caution, and the remaining one point may be his true heart.

Seeing that I didn't answer, he seemed to be used to it, and he didn't feel embarrassed, "Forget it, I'll observe and understand myself, you should go in earlier. Farewell."

Lian Zheng turned around and was about to leave, with a hint of loneliness faintly revealing around him.

"Wait." I called out to him.

The General's Mansion was always deserted on weekdays, and Lian Zheng didn't have any relatives, so his life was extremely regular.He got up early to train, and after training, he came to the palace to fight tough battles, but he was never able to overcome it. When the sun went down, he said goodbye and went back.

Three Yuan and Four Happiness are my true teachings, often after I finish all the things, I suddenly remember that there is still a general who is hungry in the hall, but I have explained to them, anyway, this is the end of the matter, even if I wait for a while to figure out the problem Not too big.

So Lian Zheng came to the palace on weekdays, whether he saw me or not, he was never treated kindly.

At that time, the back of his turn suddenly made me a little unbearable.As everyone said, if you don’t like me, just go back. If he is persistent, I will find a way to enlighten him. Torturing him will only make the battle line longer and longer, and it will not benefit me.

"Yellow," I answered his question, "it's the rich bright yellow, I like it best."

Lian Zheng raised his eyes, all the marriages took root here, "I see."

"Would you like to go somewhere with me?"

I decided to take Lianzheng to the brothel, to see more of the girls in the colorful world, maybe he won't be so attached to me, after all, those girls have bigger breasts, softer waists, and even mouths than me. Sweeter, after all, Lian Zheng is likely to find his way back.

As soon as my words came out, Lian Zheng's slender eyebrows and eyes were slightly surprised, but he quickly said to me seriously: "As long as I'm with you, I'm willing to go anywhere."

Very good, if you have hobbies, you want to go to brothels, if you don't have hobbies, take him to brothels to find hobbies.Thinking about it this way, I suddenly realized that the young me seems to have always been inseparable from the brothel. Is it because I didn’t choose the right setting when I was born?

"Then you wait, I'll go back home and change clothes."

……

I can kind of understand why there are so many transvestites in the world, because when you put on the opposite sex, you are no longer you, and you can be as crazy as you want.

That's right, in order to visit brothels, I changed into men's clothes with good intentions.This time I was wearing an ivory gown, with a few lotus flowers in the dark line on the cuffs and neckline. I looked very heroic in the bronze mirror. I thought that if I was a real man, I would definitely be able to confuse those girls.

Jiang Huai is a fart again, such a thing can't even compare with my little toe, hum.

As soon as I changed my clothes and opened the door, I was bumped into by some door god. When I fell back and fell, I instinctively grabbed him——his uncle, I really can’t scold Cao Cao !

Jiang Huai was dragged by me and lost his center of gravity. I fell on my back, but he still pressed on me.

At that time, our posture was worse than the lingering men and women in the brothel, his lips were on my forehead, and his hands were still pressing on mine, mine, let me look down and confirm...

Breathing stopped for a moment, my face and Jiang Huai's eyes turned red at the same time.

The feeling on my chest is really not an illusion! !Should I cut off his hands first and then let him die, or should I kill him first and then chop up his hands and flog his corpse?

It was Jiang Huai who broke the silence first, he stretched out his hand and pinched my earlobe, "Baby, don't make trouble. I know you can't wait to follow me, but at least you have to find a time of spring and joy~~ The last time, we also have to find a bed with good Fengshui to turn the clouds and rain, right?"

To be called baby by such a handsome man, if it were another woman, her heart would definitely be in a mess.But I slashed towards his face with a single palm, "I'm going to kill you, you idiot!!!"

Jiang Huai must have been a master at hiding sandbags when he was a child, and he was able to hide my wrecking palm with ease. While hiding, he kept his mouth dirty, "Little boy, you look so hot-tempered, but you are so damn good~~"

I guess I'm already crazy, Jiang Wangba touched my breasts for 19 years before anyone else saw them!Although it is not big enough, but no matter how small it is, it is still close to the chest!They are all my own breasts that have grown up through all my hard work, blood and tears!How can I rest in peace if I don't kill him? !

My kung fu is not bragging, it is more than enough to deal with this kind of little boy who has no strength to restrain the chicken and makes his way into the world with a mere face.When I found the right time full of murderous intentions, I pressed Jiang Wangba under my body, his eyes were full of panic, and his lips were trembling, "My heart, my heart, I have never been under anyone since I started meat, don't you Come on, let go, I want to be on top."

"On top? Hmph, I'll let you go straight to heaven, okay?" As I said that, I bent one knee and prepared to abolish Jiang Huai's second ancestor directly, so that he would never even think about passing on the lineage in his life!

"Xi Yuan."

Lian Zheng, who was waiting at the entrance of the palace, appeared in front of the door for some reason. He looked at me who was pressing Jiang Huai on the bed, and his light lips pursed slightly, "Are you still going?"

Jiang Huai grabbed my neck, and said to him: "Trouble general, close the door outside, my heart is busy, so I won't go anywhere." After finishing speaking, the bitch groaned, "Um... push hard, Brother, I like this pose the most~~"

I punched it down.

Jiang Huai let out a muffled snort, curling up even his body, "It's too...too strong...Brother can't bear it..."

I tidied up my skirt, touched my headband, and walked up to Lian Zheng, "Let's go."

This is the second time that Lian Zheng has taken me away in front of Jiang Huai, which is really embarrassing.

After leaving the palace, I emphasized to Lian Zheng, who looked unhappy, "He's crazy."

"It doesn't matter."

"..." That's all, I wanted Lian Zheng to give up on me, but there are many ways to get the same result.

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