the emperor is my uncle

Chunfeng Deyi Building is very elegantly decorated, not gaudy like other houses at all. The private room we are in is called "Hongchen Graceful". In the background, it is the three people who are equally divided.

Jiang Huai was wearing a flamboyant gown in authentic peacock green. At first glance, he thought he was an old peacock who got lost in some forest and strayed into the depths of the world of mortals.Such bold clothes must have a very bold price. He is simply a local tyrant and evil gentry in the fortune-telling world, and no one else can match him.

Lian Zheng was much more normal, his dark red clothes matched his calm face, his slender phoenix eyes drooped slightly, appearing humble and polite.I feel that his temperament seems to be like the sea, but I vaguely feel that the sea will burn like a raging flame.

And the one I have to mention the most is my epic and sharp uncle, Fu Donglou.

He usually never wears black clothes, basically he is inseparable from the noble bright yellow, but this time he came in black and stepping on the moon, his expression is no different from those husbands who hurried home to catch rape in the playbook, they are all Strict and indifferent, there are many dramas in his heart that turn into songs, but on the surface he maintains an arrogant temperament that seems not guilty at all.

Hey, Fu Donglou is like an esoteric and obscure book. It ranks first on the book list of Daqi Kingdom. No one is more difficult to guess and understand than him. read".

I, an older girl in men's clothing, was swept away by the gazes of these three people in turn, feeling really dejected and ecstasy.

I wiped the faint tears from the corners of my eyes, and said to Fu Donglou: "Uncle, you are really outstanding today, beyond our reach, hard to match!"

It's really a mouthful to say this, but flattery has always been the ladder of human progress, and I am frank.

When Fu Donglou heard the words, he glanced at me indifferently, opened his gentleman's mouth lightly, and spit out three words, "Little idiot."

"..." My uncle speaks so frankly that it hurts!

Such and such, it can be seen that this world of mortals is not very graceful.

Jiang Huai laughed, and kept hitting the palm of his hand with the Jinling folding fan, "Miao, this is the discerning of the truth with the eyes! Dear soul, the Holy One's words, do you need me to frame it for you and hang it on your bedside haha~"

It seems that Lian Zheng also smiled, but he blocked it with a teacup, so I couldn't see it clearly.

Even though I was very unhappy, I have to say that the atmosphere eased a lot because of this.Jiang Huai called the bustard in, ordered three pots of "Qing Li Lang", and ordered a lot of expensive-sounding snacks, such as golden crisp nuts, rich ambergris cake, emerald green pigeon soup...

My heart ached, because I'm not stupid, so I didn't want to be taken advantage of by being slaughtered, so I knocked on the table quite dissatisfied, "Did you pay for it?! You order so much!"

Jiang Huai shrugged happily again, "Haha, of course I paid for it~ I can't help it, brother, I'm born rich and I can't give up on myself, if I don't spend money for a day, I won't have energy~~"

Immediately, my spiritual platform was brightly lit, and I felt that he might be suffering from the legendary disease that one sees before one hears about it—a cheap disease!

After a while, the delicious food and the drunk spring breeze came in together.

Jiang Huai smiled brightly, "Chunchun, you have to play a good song today. If you are happy, then I will reward you as much as you want~"

"Brother Huaihuai, let's have a good taste with you masters."

It was a white and tender young man who came in holding the piano for the drunken spring breeze. He smiled shyly at me, "Excuse me, sir." The small voice was so delicate, like a freshly peeled cucumber, I I really want to bite him.

He put down the piano and was about to leave, I waved my hand generously, "Since everyone has come in, then——"

Before I finished speaking, I noticed a cold snap coming from the right side, like the thin snow on the top of Huashan Mountain mixed with strong wind... The one sitting on the right side was my uncle.

"Then hurry up! Don't disturb me, I'm listening to the song!" I'm really a witty little coward...

After Xiaoguan left, another girl came in. She didn't sit next to me and Lianzheng, but chose my uncle, "Xiaodie came to serve the guest officer, is the guest officer happy—"

I suddenly recognized from the voice that this woman is the little coquettish fox who was lingering on the bed with the official last time. I must never let my uncle be contaminated with such a dusty woman, otherwise if the harem becomes turbulent, I will not be able to do it. blame.

I quickly dragged Xiaodie away from my uncle, "My uncle has me to serve, Miss Xiaodie, just serve me!"

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Everything is ready, there is good wine, delicious food, little songs, and even girls. This is a beautiful world where "drunken red dust is warm and mediocre people yearn for".

Drunken Spring Breeze's little song is naturally extremely beautiful, just like the ding-dong of spring water makes people intoxicated, I take this opportunity to melt my uncle's coldness, and also want to show my poetic charm, "Let's talk about poetry, okay?" Okay? Let me say the last sentence, um... Drunken Spring Breeze Shili Hongchen pursed his lips and smiled! Uncle, come and pick one up."

My uncle didn't say anything, but just put a piece of ambergris cake in my bowl. I was a little flattered, and I forgot to realize that my black-bellied uncle actually wanted me to eat to block my mouth...

Jiang Huai snapped open the folding fan and slapped it leisurely, and then continued: "It's rare for a foolish heart to cry in the bridal chamber~ Hahaha, how about this pair?"

"Crack."

I broke the pair of chopsticks in my hand...

Xiao Die fell into my arms, "Oh, guest officer, you are so powerful, I like it the most."

Jiang Huai dared to make fun of me, obviously he didn't want to kill him! "Uncle, can you just find a reason to let him die?"

Xiaodie smiled coquettishly at the side again, "Guest officer is so domineering, I like it the most."

"You know how to mess around, will you do the same when you get married in the future?"

Fu Donglou's suddenly raised eyebrows made my heart shudder reflexively, and I almost completely filtered out the second half of what he said.

"There's something special about it, I can keep it." Lian Zheng's words brought back my distracted sanity. In this situation, what is the reason for singing?

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