the emperor is my uncle

The bright moon hangs high in the sky, drinking and talking happily in the house.

They talked about the decoration style of the Spring Breeze Building and the solitude of the desert in northern Saibei; Will it taste better with more sugar...

I stared at everything in front of me the whole time. It was simply unbelievable that the legendary cruel emperor could live in such harmony with his capable ministers and beloved generals.

If their nature is really like this, then the people of the whole country cannot agree!The people can't be officials themselves, so they really want to see those officials suffer from backstabbing and bloody storms, but they are so friendly, it really hurts the hearts of the people!

Even a good seed like me, who always likes to watch the excitement and speculate on people's hearts, is about to wither in this fantastic talk.But I can't wither by myself, I still have to take care of my uncle.

For example, after three glasses of wine, I started to stop him frequently, "Uncle, although the wine is good, don't be greedy~"

Fu Donglou lifted the half-drunk glass of wine to me, and then a smile slipped across his lips, "Then what about the rest?"

"With me, Lang can't spend it." I snatched his wine glass, brought it to my mouth and drank it down.

At that time, I didn't know that "drinking a glass of wine together" was regarded as a sexual suggestion in the professional industry, so naturally I couldn't understand why Xiaodie beside me looked at me strangely, then looked at me again uncle.

After I finished drinking, Lian Zheng scooped up a bowl of pigeon soup and put it in front of me, "Drink some soup, don't just drink." This set of words and deeds reveals a lot of care, and everyone can see it.I don't know why, but a sentence suddenly flashed in my mind: show affection, die quickly.

Sure enough, the test came.

Before I had the soup, my uncle put a piece of pastry into my bowl, "Eat more."

They all stared at me, as if to see whether I would choose to drink first or eat first. I broke down a little, then picked up the pastry that I couldn't eat anymore, and took a bite, "Well... Uncle, you should eat more too."

Fu Donglou smiled at me, and then continued to listen to Jiang Huai talking about how ridiculous the poetry competition held by literati and poets is...

I turned my head to look at Lian Zheng, there seemed to be some loneliness buried in his eyes, which I caught by chance.I have embarrassed him several times, but he has never had such an expression, it is really unbearable.So I also scooped a bowl of soup for him and pushed it over inadvertently.

I thought my movements were so smooth and natural that even my uncle didn't cast a glance at me with any meaning, but at this moment, a tiresome sentence sounded in my ears: "Guest officer, you He’s good at taking care of people, he’s my favorite.”

"..." Before I finished speaking, I suddenly realized that Xiaodie's soft catkin touched my body.

That's all for touching, this little **** actually touched my inner thigh with her hand! !Let alone a man who thinks with his lower body, even a pure girl like me, I can hardly hold back, okay? !

I grabbed Xiaodie's hand that was trying to get deeper into me, "Miss Xiaodie, can you stop touching me all the time? I don't touch it often."

Xiaodie's cheeks were reddened immediately, and her whole body was pressed against her, "Oh, you are so annoying, guest~ Don't let people touch you, do you want to touch them? You are good or bad, but people like it very much. "

Suppressing the discomfort in my stomach, I pushed her away, "No, I'm more ticklish. Go and touch that brother Huaihuai. He has rough skin and thick flesh and is not ticklish."

The legendary brother Huaihuai narrowed his eyes and looked at me after hearing this.

I calmly glanced at the head and looked out the window.

But being cheap is the instinct bestowed on Jiang Huai by God. He left his seat and walked over slowly, then pulled Xiaodie away, and sat beside me, "My friend, do you want me to help you see the peach blossoms?"

"Would you please stay away from death?"

The magic stick ignored my resistance, and said to himself: "I see that your face is black, you will fall in love with a very special person, but he is not worthy of your love, I hope you wake up earlier, so as not to cry in the future. "

I thought he was annoying, so I picked up the wine glass to relieve my worries, but I didn't want to, the wine was brought to my mouth, but Lian Zheng snatched it away, he didn't say a word, just drank it quietly.

"Some people look the best when they're drunk, and they can make people's eyes hurt. Don't you want to see Brother Lian?" Jiang Huai pointed.

Lian Zheng's ears began to turn red after drinking, he pursed his thin lips, "Rong Lian goes ahead, there are important things to do tomorrow morning."

——Lian Zheng really can't handle drinking.

I silently remember it in my heart.

Fu Donglou nodded to Lian Zheng, his voice was flat and unwavering, "It's important to take care of it, I'm going to see you off."

Jiang Huai agreed, and went out with Lian Zheng.The name of the emperor calling the courtiers means that they are really close, and tonight's chatting over wine, every time the magic stick speaks, my uncle will respond.Lian Zheng didn't talk much, making him look more like an outsider.

——My uncle seems to like magic sticks more than Lian Zheng.

I reasoned.

As soon as the two of them left, Fu Donglou dismissed everyone in the house, and I was the only one left to meet his eyes, "Did you reject him?"

"He" must be referring to Lian Zheng, and my uncle's tone was cold as he didn't take Lian Zheng seriously, which didn't seem to fit well with the rumor that "the emperor values ​​General Lian the most".

I don't need detailed inside information at all, and I have already made up a complete outline of a political drama with the help of the wine that slowly came up——Maybe it is because Lian Zheng is suspected of being the master of the earthquake, my uncle respects him on the surface, In fact, I don't really want to, and even want to get rid of him.Lian Zheng may have noticed something, so he asked my uncle to give him a marriage immediately after returning from the Northern Expedition. He may have taken a fancy to the military talisman in my father's hand, so he chose me.Because the time has not come, my uncle didn't want to tear the face of the monarch and his ministers with him, so he threw the question to me...

I am really a qualified chess piece, and I am at the mercy of my uncle's calculations on the chessboard.

"Are you interested in Jiang Huai? This young man is very good, maybe he will be more suitable for you."

In an instant, those unbearable thoughts I had just dissipated like a wraith with a spell on it.Because what he said really made people's internal organs burn, their liver and gallbladder burst, and their blood spurted out. As a pawn, does it really mean that they don't even have any dignity at all?

I was a little sad and didn't respond, I just kept drinking myself, but Fu Donglou didn't stop me.I was thinking, why hasn't my true son appeared yet? How could he have the heart to get me involved in such a chilling royal marriage?

When I was drunk and delirious, my head was full of mud, and I vaguely heard my uncle saying to the god stick: "Make her fall in love with you as soon as possible..."

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