I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 101 Fuzheng understands the boss and sends away Xi suzerain!

Chapter 101 Fuzheng understands the boss and sends away Xi suzerain!

In China, the time came to six o'clock.

Although last night was a feast of nature for the foot pot chicken, the volcano lasted until two o'clock and there was still not much movement.

Most people will not accompany the chicken in the foot pot to continue beating chicken blood, go to bed first, the dog's life is the most important thing!
After all, this is their own business.

Brother Zhao got up half an hour later.

It is absolutely impossible to look at the phone before waking up, but since Zhang Lingtian, the boss of Ping An Baishi Shop, has been checking his phone habitually since he came back from Jiaopenji, whether there is anything that affects their speech.

Especially last night before going to bed at twelve o'clock, the volcano in the foot pot chicken was still active, and he also habitually put his mobile phone under the pillow.

Wake up to see if it was sprayed or not.

This is also good for them to have a response.

However, when he saw the dazzling news on his mobile phone, he was a carp!
"Dududu-"

It was at this time that a phone call came in.

"The old photo has revealed a big thing!!"

It's Shuang Yingying.

Because of the nature of her work, she was used to getting up early, but when she woke up this morning, she discovered that there was an explosive news in this world! !
It is not that the volcanic eruption caused serious disasters but that the volcano did not erupt!
But its magma flowed out miraculously, which just melted the toilet that the foot pot chicken had just repaired some time ago.

Now there is a pile of magma.

"I just woke up and saw it. I'm afraid today's regular meeting will inevitably make things difficult."

Brother Zhao rubbed his forehead.

Originally, this incident passed without spraying or flickering. After all, how can natural phenomena be blamed on them?

But it’s different now. After the other party uploaded 50T of data, Mr. Zhang really went in to browse, and was even screenshotted by the foot pot chicken!
It's just human nature!
Everyone is very interested in 50T, let alone the other party left the link at the bottom of the comment area, so why not just go in?
But the key point of this matter is that after Mr. Zhang finished browsing, the originally manic volcano really gradually fell into a deep sleep, until it was completely calm at 05:30 this morning, and the crisis was resolved.

Of course, if this is the case, authoritative geological experts can still give an explanation, such as saying that the components have been volatilized and released.

But there was also an accident that even geological experts could explain palely, that is, the magma flowing out of the volcano seemed to have eyes, but it overflowed from one side, and that side happened to be the former residence of Boss Tian and it had just been repaired. Good toilet.

So the destructive volcanic magma directly burned Boss Tian's previous residence here and the toilet that had just been repaired.

The main thing is that this thing is done in a rabbit country style!

In addition, Mr. Zhang is from their country, and now the international forums are blown up, and it is believed that this is a miracle performed by the rabbit! !

Otherwise, there is no way to explain it!
Although it is a world of science and materialism now, true science and materialism do not mean disbelief in ghosts and gods.

If it can be proved that ghosts and gods really exist, then they are still willing to believe, and this does not violate science and materialism.

This is the real thinking of some netizens abroad.

Of course it is only a part of people, but this part of people is enough to influence and drive public opinion.

"Then what are you going to do now? How about we postpone the regular meeting again?"

Shuang Yingying on the other end of the phone asked.

After all, it happened suddenly.

Although being a spokesperson requires on-the-spot adaptability, your on-the-spot response is definitely not as perfect as the countermeasures that have been discussed long ago, making people invulnerable for the time being.

Why not do it now that you have the time?

To be honest, this incident is no less than the scene where two boats, Jiaopenji and Yingjiang, collided and fed fish at sea.

"It must be delayed! This time it's not just the foot pot chicken. I think the media all over the world will focus on it!"

Brother Zhao is very sure of this idea!

Anyway, they have already done this kind of non-martial arts thing before.

It is not normal to have the first time and the second time.

[Notification from the Spokesperson of the Foreign Affairs Bureau: Due to the bad weather today, the regular speech meeting will be postponed to ten o'clock in the morning to hold the press conference. Please arrange the time reasonably, thank you. 】

So at seven o'clock, a notice from the spokesperson department was issued and sent to all the reporters and foreign staff who were going to attend the meeting.

"Bad weather? What's wrong with the weather in autumn?"

"Pey coal! Li Zhao didn't think about how to make it up!!"

"I didn't think about how to make it up, so I delayed it first, isn't that a shame!!"

"Come on, it's not the first time that Rabbit doesn't talk about martial arts. When the incident happened, they were asleep according to their time difference. They must have thought about how to make it up. Now I'm looking forward to the other party's excuse this time. Believe in science, it is impossible for man to control nature, firmly resist the nonsensical words of others who frame ordinary citizens of our country, right? My ears are callused!"

After this news was conveyed, journalists from all over the world talked about it, especially the official reporters of Yingjiang and Jiaopenji, who even called it shameless and an act of not shaking Bilian!

Of course, they are also curious about what the other party plans to make up next, and what reasons they can find to make it through.

"Huh? Delay? It's useless to delay! It's hard not to explain this matter!!"

Boss Tian patted the table right now!

He hasn't slept well since Zhang Lingtian came here.

I thought it would be good to send this plague god away, but it turned out to be even worse!
In the three days since the other party left, he slept less than four hours a day, either to appease the people or on the way to appease the people.

And his approval rate has also successfully changed from 49% at the previous peak to 15% now under his tireless struggle.

It turned out that they had a dedicated poll website.

[How do you think Boss Tian is doing?Do you still support him? 】

[I think it's okay, support: 15%]

[Go away, it sucks: 65%]

Here, 15% is the latest data, and his disapproval rate has also come to 65%.

Of course, there are still some neutrals, and not everyone votes at the same time.

But it can also reflect a part of the problem, that is, Boss Tian's public support rate has indeed dropped, and the drop is ridiculous!
If it was just this, the big boss with a solid Dao heart would not be as angry as he is now.

The most important thing is the opinion poll below, which is the source of his eyes spitting fire! !
This is who would you support if the big boss ran for the next election?
[Boss Tian: 15% (about 150 million people voted)]

[Holy House: 50% (about 500 million people voted)]

[Others: 35% (about 350w people voted)]

In this voting option, the educational background and personal situation of Boss Tian and Zhai Sheng are shown respectively.

Of course, Boss Tian must win completely! !

Especially the work experience.

But everyone also found a bright spot, that is, they were surprised to find that this Zhaisheng was a graduate of Dongda University! !

"I can't see it at all!!"

"Yeah, who would have thought that Zhai Sheng is actually a top student at Dongda University."

"Hey, if you can collect 50T, you can already see that this boss is extraordinary. Okay, let me ask how much you have at most? If you can have 5T, you are at the level of a god."

This is a real comment from a foot pot chicken netizen.

Everyone is unbelievable.

But after reacting, he said with emotion that he was indeed a top student of No. 1 university, and he couldn't compare with the other party when he was studying back then!

Now even collecting learning materials is a blow to dimensionality reduction!
Far ahead of the crowd!

[1. Zhaisheng ran for the big boss, and the public opinion vote surpassed Boss Tian! 】

Regarding this, it was also on the hot search list and occupied the first position! !

"That's it! I still want to run for the big boss! If he is really elected as the big boss, our country will be fine!!"

Looking at the voting results, although only tens of millions of people participated, less than [-]% of the total population, it was enough to provoke him!

"Yes, Mr. Zhaisheng has no work experience, so he has no way to compare with you, Boss Tian. Once he takes the stage, it will be a mess."

The secretary, Kyoko, nodded in the affirmative and answered.

I really didn't expect that this matter would even rush to the top of the hot search list.

[Boss Tian: Be wary of the infiltration of foreign forces into our country, and please don't make some nonsensical votes. Managing the country is a very complicated project that is definitely not something an otaku can undertake! 】

Boss Tian posted a post on his social account.

National affairs must not be trifling with.

"What do you mean there is no way to compare with me? It is absolutely impossible for him to compare with me! An otaku, after graduating from college, he stayed at home and played games to survive, and he also hoarded a shocking 50T data! What ability does he have to hold this position? ? Still on stage! Unless the brains of these voters are trapped by the door, this kind of thing is impossible!"

At the same time, he looked at the secretary and corrected her! !
To be honest, he was a little angry. When the volcano stabilized, there was a saying that said that a new storm had appeared, and the holy house was in front of them.

We must support the other party's election as the new big boss.

At that time, Boss Tian still sneered, otaku? 50T?choose him?Ridiculous Ridiculous Ridiculous!

For this kind of hot search, he didn't even have the desire to refute or discuss this matter.

Or use the simplest example.

Others say that you are poor and only have one dollar in your pocket. If you really have one dollar, you will be anxious and you will refute!
But if you have [-] million, and others say that you are a poor guy with only one dollar, you will just sneer and don’t even have the desire to answer, let alone refute.

But now he saw that someone actually voted for this nerd on the public opinion website, and it was several times more than him! !

How can Boss Tian sit still now! !

If he is defeated by the opponent in the next election, it will be engraved on the pillar of shame, okay!
After all, this is a waste of playing games to survive!
The key point is that Boss Tian doesn't understand, why should these people vote for him?
Although this guy graduated from a famous university, which is better than his own Paddy University, but he is an otaku after graduation!

The kind that has been housed until now!

Could it be because of Dongda’s gold-lettered signboard!Isn't this crazy!

Could it be that Zhang Lingtian really pushed down the volcano because of 50T?

Then it's not insane.

This is simply mindless! !

Just imagine, if the rabbit has mastered the person who can control the volcano, what kind of rabbit will the other party pretend to be!
It's already showing its fangs, okay?
This incident is probably related to the five arts metaphysics in their country.

In the same vein.

It's a pity that they didn't learn the complete part back then.

If you choose to believe in the same thing between the illusory and mysterious and the five arts and metaphysics, Boss Tian will choose the latter.

Moreover, he felt that if a person mastered the essence of the five arts of metaphysics, he could be regarded as a prophet.

The rabbit must have mastered metaphysics, knowing that their volcano will not erupt.

But the other party deliberately didn't say anything.

Let them work for nothing.

By the way, backstab him a few times!

Let his support drop.

He even suspected that these hot searches were bought by rabbits.

I want to completely mess up their country.

"What the boss said is that everyone voted without considering the consequences at all. Our country is basically hopeless if it is handed over to such people!"

To be honest, she was also very surprised by the voting result.

I thought everyone was just joking, but who would have thought that they would actually plan to do this? Isn't this mad at their boss!
"Heh! I thought I couldn't see through it. It's all a rabbit's conspiracy after all. The other party is trying to split us from all aspects."

Boss Tian sneered, and a cold light flashed in his eyes!
First, break the people's psychological defenses, create trouble for him to lower his public opinion, and then support such a perverted scum to power, and then everything will be fine for them!

After all, what can a waste that can store 50 tons do?
Not enough energy!

Such a person can still be qualified for the position of the big boss?

dream!

"Rabbit? So it's them!!"

Xingzi is always a fan!
"Wait for their press conference at ten o'clock, and I'll see what they can come up with! By the way, how is the situation of the person who made the trouble before?"

At the beginning, someone said that it was going to be reopened, and the collapse of order could save the chickens and the like.

For such a person, of course they were arrested.

I've been busy before and didn't have time to ask about this.

Now is the time to ask.

"He said that a bomb was planted at your boss's office, but after a careful search, it seems more like a deliberate panic."

Kyoko reported the results of the investigation.

Although freedom of speech is said in the Internet age, such dangerous speech must be targeted by Internet surveillance, so I found this person immediately.

At first, I thought the other party was talking hilariously, but I didn't expect that the other party actually insisted that there was a bomb in the office.

It is also said that it will explode together when the volcano erupts.

But now the volcano has quieted down, and there is no movement from the bomb on the other side.

It's hard not to suspect that this is a deliberate panic.

The most important thing is that they went to Boss Tian's office to search, and also checked the surveillance for half a month, and found that there was no record of this person's entry and exit at all.

For such a person, he has now been sent for a psychiatric appraisal.

"It's just a clown, you shouldn't bother asking."

Boss Tian gave a light voice.

If this kind of person asks a question, it will increase his value.

"By the way, boss, since Mr. Zhang Lingtian is so powerful, why don't we try poaching?"

Xingzi made a small suggestion.

After these things happened, they conducted a thorough investigation on Zhang Lingtian, and found that the other party's background was very simple.

That is, as the owner of Ping An Baishi Shop, doing funeral work for a living!
Because he wanted to expand his business channels, he broadcasted live on the Internet, and then he was suddenly awarded the title of Assistant to the King of Hades. A series of strange things happened right after that, and he became the living King of Hades.

Of course, because Rabbit always likes to encrypt personal information, such as what S-level, SS-level, SSS-level top-secret information and the like.

So they have to put a big question mark on this back tune.

Because this person came to their country, basically making a mess.

How could it be so simple?
Moreover, if a country wants to create a god, it is absolutely impossible to choose the owner of an ordinary funeral shop.

But it doesn't matter if you don't know the details.

You don't need to be so clear about buying a person, you only need to be sure that it is a person before you can swing the hoe!

"I've been thinking about this."

Boss Tian nodded.

In the current competition in this society, killing people is the worst strategy, and poaching talents is the right way.

After all, poaching the talents cultivated by the other party, their country's talents +1, and the opponent's country's talents -1, no matter how you look at it, it is a good deal.

If it is killed, although the opponent's talent is -1, they have not maximized their benefits.

If you're really disobedient, let's talk about it.

But you have to wave the hoe first.

Domestically, the time came to eight o'clock.

Many people got up and went to work, and almost everyone in the subway was swiping on their mobile phones about what happened last night.

[1. Ukiyoyama tends to be stable]

【2. Integrity is like my boss Zhang】

[3. The house saint who saved the chicken in the foot pot is going to run for the next big boss]

……

[5. The repaired toilet was burned down again]

There are hundreds of millions of views on the hot search list, and the most discussed one is Fushishan.

According to the inspection conducted by the most authoritative team of geological experts this morning, Fushishan has stabilized, which means that the magma that was about to be ejected has really been pushed back!
And the word "honesty" which is second on the hot search list is shining with golden light! !
After thinking about it carefully, I found that what Boss Zhang said was correct.

It really didn't squirt, it just bleed a little, flow isn't squirt, right?
So there is nothing wrong with integrity!

"For the sake of 50 tons, you actually pushed the magma back with a chicken in a footbath. I didn't expect you to be such a boss! / Dog head"

"Hahaha~, it's useless for Boss Zhang to browse without a trace. Look at this wave, isn't it just being overwhelmed by the chicken! Even the opposite side of the record sent you a screenshot!"

"I suggest that Boss Zhang reawaken the volcano and teach the chickens a lesson!!/狗头"

"Hey, are you guys all interested in this kind of learning materials? It doesn't look very good~/Laughing"

"How do you know that you haven't watched a lot? Have you already learned it? It's Senior Sister, right!!"

"Damn it! God damn Douyin actually blocked the link! I am a good student asking for study materials! Go to the seniors and sisters to save the students who are out of school!"

Under the scarf, the enthusiasm of the water friends has not diminished even in the early morning.

Everyone is interested in this 50T, and at the same time, they are also teasing that Boss Zhang has completely re-practiced it to the bone!

To be honest, everyone doesn't care about spraying or not, as long as they can make the chickens mess up and scare the chickens, they feel very happy.

After all, the people in their country are not that violent.

Who has to be put to death.

If they can get what they want without catastrophe, that's fine too.

But I don't know if it's because Douyin's review has woken up, but this link has been blocked. Many good students who are eager to learn are so angry! !
They all hope that the seniors and sisters can help!

Even sent out that classic old man with a hat!
Bi Lian wrote on it unshakably, 'Miyoshi students are about to drop out of school, help us! ! 'Such words!

But there was a commotion outside, and Zhang Lingtian was still sleeping at the moment, mainly because he slept too late last night.

"Fuck! It's eight fifty!!"

Zhang Lingtian glanced at the phone in a daze, and almost jumped out of bed in the next second!

Although it doesn't matter if I'm the boss, it's fine to be late, but when I got off work yesterday, I agreed to have a summary meeting today, but it's obviously inappropriate for me to sleep at this point!
get up!wear clothes!wash up!Take the key and go in one go! !

"Okay, boss, I've already bought breakfast."

On the way, Zhang Lingtian also called his little assistant and asked him to buy breakfast first, because it might be too late.

Meals are included in Baishipu, and he usually orders them in most cases. If it is really too busy, he will help the assistant to buy breakfast.

After all, it is impossible to let everyone go to work hungry, isn't it.

In the end, I didn't expect the little assistant to buy it.

Not bad!

After the salary increase, the little assistant is more considerate!

"Sure enough, the boss is really late."

Baishipu usually goes to work at nine o'clock, but Li Tiantian and Su Wei have already arrived at eight twenty. At this moment, Li Tiantian seems to have expected it.

"50T! It's not bad if the boss doesn't ask for leave!"

Su Wei spread his hands.

"Although it's 50T, I don't think there's much to look at, and the quality is worrying. It's far from Miss Xiaohan. The key point is that if the boss is so handsome, it wouldn't be difficult if he wanted a girlfriend? As for being addicted to these things!"

Li Tiantian yawned, her eye circles were a little heavy.

Jiang Xiaohan: "???"

Jiang Xiaohan had question marks all over his face.

What an analogy.

What does it mean to be far from her? ?

Those who didn't know thought she had done something! !
Su Wei: "???"

Su Wei was also dumbfounded.

And it seems that something extraordinary has been discovered.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Miss Xiaohan is not single, and he won't make money even in this nearby place!"

Li Tiantian rubbed her eyes, thinking that everyone was talking about the fact that Boss 28 didn't have a girlfriend yet.

Actually how to say.

Don't look at Miss Xiaohan's usual appearance of a rational and high IQ goddess.

But it's actually a good strategy.

"What are you talking about? Want to be hammered early in the morning??"

Jiang Xiaohan suspected that Li Tiantian wanted to be hammered a little today.

Why are you talking about her and the boss again? She and the boss are completely irrelevant!
"Is this the key? Li Tiantian, why don't you recall your words carefully! You must have read those study materials last night, right? So you put on such heavy makeup today to cover your eye circles?!"

Su Wei was shocked by something incredible! !

"Forehead……"

Li Tiantian suddenly realized that it seemed that her brain was not flexible enough due to lack of sleep, as if she had exposed something.

"Awei, why do you use the word 'also'?"

Jiang Xiaohan discovered a blind spot.

"..."

Su Wei, who had the upper hand just now and was about to teach Li Tiantian a lesson, suddenly froze.

"Sister Xiaohan is right, why did you use the word 'also'?"

Li Tiantian, who was still thinking about how to answer this embarrassing topic, suddenly realized that the problem seemed to be thrown on Su Wei's head, and at the same time her hands were already stiff.

"I……"

Su Wei was at a loss for words and didn't know how to answer.

In fact, he really didn’t watch it, it’s mainly human nature, people put the link there and said 50T, you must be curious and want to click in and have a look, right!
Besides, the boss has clicked in.

"I believed your nonsense! I just read it and even questioned me in reverse! You Su Wei!!"

Li Tiantian pinched her hard! !

"what--"

There were screams, and those who didn't know thought Baishipu was killing pigs.

"Actually, it's natural for adults to click into it out of curiosity, but it's really boring. I really don't know why the boss likes these things."

Breakfast has arrived.

After tossing Su Wei, Li Tiantian began to eat.

"I haven't read it, I don't know, and I can't figure it out."

Su Wei Sanlian no.

"You really didn't see it?"

Li Tiantian's beautiful eyes were full of disbelief.

"I really didn't see it! I just clicked in! Then I saw a thumbnail! But you actually saw it!!"

Su Wei was shocked, he really didn't expect girls to watch these things!
"Ahem! I'm also afraid that others will deceive the boss! This is not to check whether it is Cucurbita and Bumpman, but the quality of these learning materials is really worrying. Anyway, I don't think anyone with good looks can beat it!!"

Li Tiantian spread her hands.

"No? Tiantian, why are you looking at me all this time??"

Jiang Xiaohan was dumbfounded! !
Just say it!

Why are you looking at her all the time!
"Sister Xiaohan, you said that the boss actually suppressed the magma for these things. With your figure and appearance, if you act coquettishly for the boss, sell yourself cute, and then roll on the small bed, wouldn't you be able to extend your life indefinitely?" ?”

Li Tiantian had a bad expression on her face.

Anyway, she felt that none of the ones she saw could compare to Sister Xiaohan, no matter in terms of figure or appearance.

"Cough, cough cough——, you are dead!!"

Jiang Xiaohan, who was drinking soy milk, almost choked to death, and immediately violently wanted to give Li Tiantian a KO.

"It's late, it's late!"

Just when Jiang Xiaohan was about to deal a blow to Li Tiantian, Zhang Lingtian walked in.

"Morning boss!!"

Greetings from the three of Setsuna!

"Don't be so polite, eat and eat."

Breakfast is basically the same, steamed buns, porridge, soy milk, fried dough sticks, noodles, noodles and so on.

Zhang Lingtian picked up a bowl of porridge.

"Why are you all looking at me like this?"

While drinking, Zhang Lingtian suddenly found that these small employees were looking at him with strange eyes.

"Boss, I suddenly realized that you are in good spirits, and you don't have any dark circles at all."

Li Tiantian looked at her boss carefully with her eyes, and found that the other party was in good condition!
It's not like the kind where I have two dark circles under my eyes that even concealer powder can't cover.

"Is it okay to sleep from 12:30 until [-]:[-]?"

After sleeping for more than eight hours, it is quite normal to feel better.

"Sleep at 12:30?!"

As soon as these words came out, not only Li Tiantian, but also Su Wei and Jiang Xiaohan were shocked.

"Otherwise? I suddenly found out why you are so strange today."

Zhang Lingtian's mind is full of question marks, what's wrong with these three today?
"It's not surprising, it's not surprising. How does the boss feel? Is it dull and unattractive to the people around you?"

Li Tiantian rubbed her small palms, as if she was a curious baby.

"What the hell???"

Zhang Lingtian was a bit more puzzled, and why is the word dull and tasteless so strange!
And the other party said people around him?What do you mean?
Why couldn't he understand Li Tiantian's words this morning!
"Sweet!!!"

Jiang Xiaohan glared at Li Tiantian, that look seemed to say that if you dare to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for a combination of punches!

"Sister Xiaohan! You have to be confident!!"

Li Tiantian puffed out her chest.

"What charades are you playing this early in the morning?"

The strange smell permeated the whole funeral shop, and Zhang Lingtian's eyes showed unprecedented confusion.

"Brother Tian, ​​it's about the 50T."

Su Wei reminded in a low voice beside him.

"50T?"

Zhang Lingtian frowned, and his eyes became more suspicious.

He came here in a hurry today, but he didn't look at his phone. Could it be that something is being spread on the Internet now?
"Boss, everyone is an adult, so don't pretend, they have already taken screenshots of your browsing history, and they are also ranked second on the most searched list of Jiaopenji!"

Li Tiantian said with a smile.

Oops, they are all grown-ups, there is nothing to be ashamed of, the teacher even posted nude photos when they were majoring in university classes!

And when I was in high school, some studios hired nude models to start painting in order to understand the structure of the human body. People should not only see pornography, but art! !

"I wipe???"

When Zhang Lingtian saw the screenshot of Li Tiantian's phone, his face was filled with question marks!
Is this what people do?
I actually took a screenshot of the information record when I clicked in out of curiosity!

"Brother Tian, ​​human nature, human nature..."

This embarrassing atmosphere, Su Wei rounded up the situation.

"Damn! I just clicked in and took a look and then quit!!!"

He really just took one look, and then walked out straight away.

As a result, he has become an lsp now?
Isn't this blatant slander!

"Brother Tian, ​​haven't you seen it??"

Su Wei looked at his boss's expression with surprise in his eyes.

"Of course I didn't watch it! Why am I looking at this thing! I'm not interested in these!!"

Zhang Lingtian said angrily, he really didn't expect that his browsing history would also be on the trending searches!

Isn't the foot pot chicken taken out of context to trick him?

"Boss, didn't you read?"

Li Tiantian was puzzled.

"Sure!"

Zhang Lingtian is sure and sure!
"No wonder I said that I can't compare with Miss Xiaohan. You have no emotional changes. It turns out that you just looked at a thumbnail just like Ah Wei."

Li Tiantian was a little embarrassed and disappointed. After all, she really had dark circles under her eyes last night. She didn't expect that the real lsp in the end was herself.

"Sweet!"

Jiang Xiaohan's white fists were already hardened, 1000 million over-the-shoulder throws and countless rainstorm meteor hammers in his mind were hammering to death this guy who had been comparing her all the time!
"Sister Xiaohan! We have to clarify for the boss! Isn't this slandering our boss!!"

Seeing Miss Xiaohan's prehistoric power coming up, Li Tiantian's wit immediately changed the subject.

"Speaking of which, this matter really needs to be clarified, after all, there are already adult products coming to us to advertise..."

Mentioning this, Jiang Xiaohan remembered the information added by the brand that had not yet been approved in the phone.

That's an adult product.

Alas, the boss has indeed reversed the image of Hades, and some merchants have started to advertise to them, but it seems that this path has gone wrong.

"This……"

Everyone in Baishipu was silent for a while!
Zhang Lingtian felt that the breakfast was not tasty anymore.

How do you feel the world has changed early in the morning?

"Destroy it! Boss! Restart Fushishan directly! We don't want to be so useless!!"

After a while, Li Tiantian clenched her fists tightly! !
"Restart! Destroy!!"

Su Wei agrees! !
"Come on, let's restart the destruction. I'm not a god. Let's postpone the morning summary meeting until the afternoon."

Zhang Lingtian walked into the office after taking the last sip of porridge. If he really had this ability, why would he open a funeral shop here to make vulgar money?
But this wave is really messed up!
I saw that Zhang Lingtian turned on Douyin at this moment and planned to brush it to relieve it.

[Scanning of the Chosen One is in progress, do you want to close it? 】

Opening the international version of Douyin, a voice suddenly came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.

[The host is closed. 】

Zhang Lingtian turned off the scan of the Chosen One.

The main reason is that he is playing Douyin for leisure now, and he doesn't want to scan anyone!
In addition, the number of times selected in this day can be exchanged for props.

Just wait first!
As for why not go to the domestic version of Douyin but open the international version.

Although everyone is not as scared of him now as before, but he wants to go to the area of ​​the foot pot chicken to see some of the situation in their country.

Outside the chapel shop.

"I didn't expect that the boss didn't look at it."

LSP turned out to be his own Li Tiantian with a look of disbelief.

"Isn't that nice?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked.

For some reason, when she heard that the boss didn't look at those things, she inexplicably felt super comfortable. She almost misunderstood the boss before.

"But this is not normal, the boss is too desperate."

Li Tiantian felt incredible.

"Maybe it's demanding? Cleanliness??"

Jiang Xiaohan expressed his guess.

In fact, it is normal to be interested in the hotly hyped 50T, after all, she was also curious and clicked in to take a look.

But really indulging in these things should not be.

And the boss is not like that kind of person.

After all, with his conditions, how easy it is to find a girlfriend who can be seen and touched.

There's no point in indulging in something that can't be seen or touched.

However, he doesn't even have a girlfriend at the age of 28. Obviously, he is demanding and has a cleanliness about emotions.

"Well, as a man, I totally agree with Miss Xiaohan's idea."

Su Wei also nodded.

Who said men must be interested in these?
He doesn't like it either, and if he doesn't have a girlfriend, does he have to read study materials to relax?
"Then why did the boss accept the other party's condition and hold down the volcano to save the chicken? Is it just because the other party uploaded 50T of this incredible behavior?"

Li Tiantian expressed curiosity about this.

"Actually, I think Hades doesn't have this ability, right? Stopping a volcanic eruption isn't something only a god can do? This is outrageous!"

Jiang Xiaohan expressed her thoughts. She would rather believe that the boss is the human body of Hades than believe that the boss can stop the eruption of the volcano, because he is a god!
And if there is such a person, the order of the world will change.

"+1, the boss is just the king of Hades, and his human body is not the real king of Hades. If he really has this ability, he will be fine!"

Su Wei silently +1.

Holding down the magma should actually be a joke.

He also didn't think that the boss could do this. The human body of the king of hell or the successor of the king of hell whose strength was sealed is more credible.

"Um... well, although I also believe that the boss doesn't have this ability, it's too coincidental, isn't it?"

Li Tiantian spread her hands.

All time points are right!

And it is true that after reading the learning materials, the volcano gradually stabilized.

If you say it has nothing to do with the boss, no one will believe it.

"Actually, you can think of it this way. Even if the boss is not the king of Hades, he is still the human body of the king of Hades or the successor of the king of Hades. At the beginning, the foot pot chicken was our subsidiary, and it must belong to the ruler of the underworld. If there is a volcano The eruption will definitely kill a large area, and a large number of innocent souls will definitely flood into the underworld, and it is also recorded in the book of life and death."

Jiang Xiaohan was analyzing at this moment, trying to make this matter more logical.

"So the boss probably infers that nothing will happen to the foot pot chicken through the death list? And if there are not a large number of innocent souls on the death list, it means that they will not erupt!"

Li Tiantian, whose IQ is always online and often offline, suddenly realized!

"That's right! This is equivalent to making a prediction! That's why the boss keeps saying that the volcano will not erupt! It's just that everyone misunderstood because fear is the opposite of the boss's usual attributes!"

Jiang Xiaohan nodded heavily.

In this way, the sentence that there will be no danger within three days is understandable.

As for why it is three days, this may be the special attribute of Yin Division, or the boss has not inherited all the abilities of Hades, and cannot spy on the longer-term secrets.

"It makes sense, so it's not the boss's fault that the volcano couldn't erupt in the first place!"

Li Tiantian suddenly realized.

"This analysis is correct, and if you look carefully at the time node, it's not that the volcano stabilized after the other party uploaded the 50T, but it gradually stabilized later. In fact, it reached its peak at ten o'clock. It's worth it."

The more Jiang Xiaohan analyzed it, the more she felt that this was the truth.

There is an element of accident here, and of course it may be a deliberate accident.

For example, the boss who has not yet grown up knows some time nodes in advance with the support of the government, so he deliberately stepped on those nodes.

When the prophet + deliberate accident + real accident, it is possible to have a miracle like today.

"Sister Xiaohan is awesome!!"

The two gave thumbs up! !

This analysis is perfect!
"Eat first, I'll discuss with the boss to clarify the countermeasures."

Jiang Xiaohan got up, she was very glad that the boss was not that kind of person, so she decided to go to the office to discuss with the boss how to clarify, whether to hire some sailors or something.

"Come in."

Seeing Jiang Xiaohan knocking on the door, Zhang Lingtian nodded. At this time, the interface of his computer was on the Douyin international version.

That Nathan sent him another message, and there were more than 40 messages.

"Boss! I want to discuss Cheng with you..."

Jiang Xiaohan walked over, and the next second her body stayed in place like an electric shock, her beautiful eyes were also staring at the scene on the computer screen, her whole back was struck by a thunderbolt!
"!!!"

Zhang Lingtian was also stunned by this shocking news! !
"Old! Boss! Me! I didn't see anything!!"

Jiang Xiaohan covered her eyes! !

God!A screen full of philosophical photos!Could it be that the boss doesn't like women but men! !
"Xiaohan, I suggest you take a look..."

Zhang Lingtian's head is full of black lines, Nathan from the sauce country must be mentally ill!Send him these messages! !

"Boss, this, this is not good! I won't reveal it!!"

Jiang Xiaohan covered her eyes even more tightly!
How dare you look! !

What if I found out the boss's secret and gave her a direct train to hell later! !

Absolutely not to watch!
Quiet, quiet for half a minute.

Jiang Xiaohan felt that there was no movement, and slightly let go of her tight hands.

"Dare to see it now?"

Zhang Lingtian looked over.

"I... ok!!"

Jiang Xiaohan bit the bullet! !
Then watch it!No big deal either! !

"Now you know what's going on."

There were only forty messages in total, of which photos accounted for more than 30. He believed that Jiang Xiaohan basically knew what was going on as soon as he pulled it down.

"This, this person is mentally ill!!"

Jiang Xiaohan came up with five words in a long time!
ill!Pure and sick! !

She almost misunderstood her boss again! !

"That day when I was shopping at the mall in Jiaopenji, he also called me. He said that as long as I help their bosses get more positions as big bosses, they will be promoted and given a wife in the future. I refused. Who would have thought of the result? He thought I liked men, so he sent me a bunch of philosophical pictures."

Zhang Lingtian's tone was full of helplessness.

Fortunately, it was my little assistant.

If Li Tiantian saw the scene just now, she probably couldn't explain it even more clearly.

At that time, it was rumored that Boss Zhang Lingtian of Ping An Shishi Shop liked men.

If you are really the King of Hades, it's okay, you can let Li Tiantian go to the underworld to experience life to stop for a while.

The point is that he is not, and Li Tiantian's various data indicators are normal.

"Boss, don't you delete this person and keep it for the Chinese New Year?"

Jiang Xiaohan felt that her mood was on a roller coaster, going up and down.

"It's already blocked, by the way, what do you want from me?"

It was a red taboo sign, and Zhang Lingtian had already blocked Nathan, the assistant boss who knew the sauce country.

But he was more curious about what Jiang Xiaohan wanted from him.

"Boss, I want to ask if we want to invite some sailors to wash it online, mainly because everyone thinks you are..."

Jiang Xiaohan hesitated to speak.

"Am I the one who held down the volcano to prevent it from erupting for 50T?"

Zhang Lingtian's tone was full of helplessness.

"Uh-huh."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded, clarification is the top priority now!

"Let's take it easy, this matter is in the limelight and it's not easy to handle."

Zhang Lingtian shook his head and waited.

"No matter what, boss, we will always believe in you!!"

Jiang Xiaohan stood firm.

She trusts her boss.

On the other hand, the time is exactly 09:30 in the evening of Jiangjiang Country.

"Why did Mr. Zhang block me?!"

Nathan carefully looked at the 33 handsome men he had selected! !

Muscle macho, black, white and gray of all skin tones!
After sending these photos, he also left a message to the other party, even if adults don't want to make choices, they can choose all of them.

He can arrange it! !

Then he heard about the 50T, and he just said that he can find 100T resources for the other party.

Just right their bosses!

Send away the rare suzerain! !
It's all okay! !
However, just when he saw that all the messages had been read and was excitedly waiting for a reply, an outrageous scene happened.

[Hint: This user has already blocked you! 】

A prompt appeared there.

The other party said that he has been blocked! !

This made Nathan look confused! !
Why is Zhang Lingtian so weird! !

However, this Nathan didn't expect that he almost caused a tragedy. If he didn't give him any attention backhand, his ancestors were playing disco.

I still think Boss Zhang is weird.

"Hi everyone, the press conference has officially begun. Thank you very much for coming."

ten o'clock.

The press conference begins.

Brother Zhao appears! !
It is still routine to summarize certain things.

Then enter the question period.

Reporters from all over the world who have been prepared for a long time are eager to try!
"Mr. Li Zhao, I am Ogawa Yamashita, the chief reporter of the Asahi News Agency. I would like to ask on behalf of the people of our country. The people of your country applaud when our country is facing a disaster. Isn't this a kind of dirty behavior and narrow-mindedness? Is it nationalism? Why don’t you feel ashamed if you are still called a big country like this?”

Since the other party had a meeting to discuss how to edit it.

Then they will naturally go out of their way and ask different questions!
"Fuck! This kid's question is so sharp!!"

"Look, tell everyone to calm down on the Internet, and now let the reporters use it to make an argument!"

"Brother Zhao, how do you answer this wave? I really can't think of an answer!"

"do not know."

Barrage, everyone's eyes are on Brother Zhao.

Because this kind of thing has indeed happened on the Internet, and it is everywhere, there is no way to deny it!
"Okay! Asahisha is mighty!!"

"Ogawa Yamashita is indeed the chief reporter, they are narrow-minded nationalism! Kill them! Make them lose face in the world!!"

"That's right, they were laughing wildly when we encountered a disaster, it's really inhumane, and that Zhang Lingtian is simply the root of all evil!"

In international forums, netizens of Foot Pot Chicken are also watching the live broadcast.

They all spoke at the moment.

There are two factions in their country.

There is a faction of young people headed by Zhai Sheng, who can't enjoy the country's good pursuit and lie flat, and the rest are politicians' business!

There is also a hostile faction, mainly older people, who have strong ambitions and associate with politicians.

Think the rabbit is creating anxiety on purpose!
That's the way to question them!
Shame them internationally!
"Friendly neighbors separated by a strip of water, so many people applaud the eruption of Fushishan Mountain, shouldn't the people of Chicken Country reflect on it?"

Brother Zhao replied lightly.

"Good guy! Brother Zhao, this wave of reverse reflection is very good!"

"You reflective monster, my backhand is a compliment!"

"It takes skill to make the neighbors gloat for so many years!"

"Hey... I didn't expect this angle, it's so enlightening!!"

"Pick up the hair! Lightning five consecutive whips! Swirl!! Leverage strength!! Zhao Ge Niubi!!!"

"Inside, reflective coupons are sold in the front row."

"Free translation!!"

"It is recommended to go to the international version."

This indifferent sentence directly made netizens laugh.

Brother Zhao's method of using his strength to exert strength really hasn't changed at all! !

Many people directly called Niubi, enlightened!

Some people even sold reflection coupons in the front row, free translation and so on.

International Forum.

"?"

"??"

"???"

"What the hell? What is he talking about??"

"Don't you understand? Let me translate it for you! YiyidaishuiのFriendly Neighboring Country, UkiyoyamaのFire-breathingにあんなに多くの人が喜欢するなんて, Chicken ManはReflectionすべきではないだろうか?"

"Pfft——, brother, you're really here!!"

"Hahaha, this translation is really wonderful!!"

"Rabbit's netizens are so interesting, you really should reflect on yourself!"

People with chicken feet are wondering.

Domestic netizens laughed.

Because the real brother really came to the front row to translate!
And the people with chicken feet are now twice as confused!
Nima!

How can I answer like that!

"This……"

This Xiaochuan Shanshita was stunned, his mouth was almost out of breath!

I ask you, you want me to reflect again! !

Grass! !

Soon another reporter came on stage.

But without exception, they were all brutally KO'd by Brother Zhao.

The whole network calls it awesome! !

The same is true for Baishipu, after all, who doesn't join in the fun of this kind of thing.

"Mr. Spokesperson, don't you have anything special to explain about what happened to the foot pot chicken?"

In the end, Ying Jiang remembered to finish, only to see the other party's dignified tone.

"Special instructions? What are you referring to, this reporter from Jiangjiang Country?"

Brother Zhao, who was about to get off work, expressed doubts.

"Why are Zhang Lingtian's words so accurate? Could it be that your Rabbit Country has mastered some kind of prediction method, so it can't be another accident, right?"

The reporter's tone was threatening.

"Actually, I also want to know which forecasting method our Rabbit Country has mastered, but after thinking about it carefully, do you think there is any more suitable explanation besides the accident? Please reflect on this reporter from the Jiangjiang Country, why not Are you willing to believe in science? Is it so difficult to find an explanation in science?"

Brother Zhao asked rhetorically, and then said something earnestly.

So today's speech will become a reflection meeting!
It quickly became a hot search.

【1. Reflection】

It also occupies the number one position in the hot search list.

This word has really become a hot word.

"Fuck! Didn't spray!!"

ten o'clock.

The fortune teller Niu Daozhu has woken up!
After glancing at the trending searches and the messages sent to him by netizens, he was completely stunned.

Because I swear to say hello!

As a result, this Ukiyoyama did not spray!

This is embarrassing!
The point is that what he said yesterday was too deadly!
"What do we do now?"

The fortune teller thinks about circle.

It seems that the heat of Hades is really not easy to rub off on.

Yesterday, the number of fan accounts reached 280 million, and then I threw him such a question.

"Boom boom boom——"

At this moment, suddenly the door of the divine operator's house rang.

"Comrade police, what are you?"

Opening the door god operator, he saw a puzzled look in the eyes of the policeman in front of him.

"You are Niu Daozhu, right?"

The police comrade asked.

"Yes, yes, I am Niu Daozhu."

The fortune teller nodded.

He won't really get into trouble!
But it shouldn't!

What can he do for a three-good citizen?

"After investigation, Niu Daozhu, you are suspected of fraud, and the amount of illegal business operations is as high as 200 million. Pack up your things and come with us."

The police produced a summons warrant.

"Comrade police, you want to say that I admit to the illegal operation, but you say that I am suspected of fraud? Are you kidding me!!"

The fortune teller is dumbfounded!
Could it be that Zhang Lingtian was right! !
Are you really in prison?
Is he a man of real ability?
"You know people with WeChat names like 'Longing for Landing' and 'Little Miaomiao', they have already called the police."

The police named several WeChat names.

"This is also a scam! I will show them a clear way!"

The fortune teller is dumbfounded!
Did you tell people to exorcise ghosts?Go to the bureau and talk!

The comrades in the police did not give the other party a chance.

The time came to noon.

"Hey, it's strange, why didn't the magic fortune teller start broadcasting today?"

"I also think it's outrageous. The other party wanted to broadcast it three times a day before, but today it didn't start and there was no notification."

"Do you think it is possible that the other party has already been taken away by the police? He just said yesterday that he will be imprisoned!"

"It can't be so outrageous!"

"How outrageous, the 24-hour rule!"

"But Lord Yama didn't advertise! Didn't Yama's post say that advertising is a must for 24 hours."

"There is no news from the fan base, how strange!"

Many people were very surprised. Normally, the other party should start broadcasting at this time, but they didn't see him!

[45. Hades' Judgment Appears Again, and Niu Mouzhu, a fortune teller, was arrested]

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the news of Shen Suanzi's arrest hit the trending searches!

"Fuck! The boss is awesome!!!"

Baishipu, Li Tiantian directly called the boss awesome!

Zhang Lingtian just glanced lightly at this.

Then he continued to work on his own business.

He had said long ago that the other party would be caught sooner or later.

"Boss Zhang is awesome!!"

"This anchor is disgusting. There was a girl who cheated 5000 yuan, saying that she was haunted by little ghosts."

"That's why it's up to Boss Zhang to say that he has a vicious vision! You can choose between going into a box or going to jail!"

"As he looked like yesterday, it can be concluded that he is basically a clown. The real fortune-telling masters all deny it in various ways."

"Like Boss Zhang?"

Under the hot search, there was a lot of discussion.

Many people didn't think that the magic operator would really be taken away, and when his affairs were exposed, everyone just felt sick for a while.

[10. Hades eleven post update. 】

At the same time, the Tianya Prophet's Hades post has been updated.

This is the No. 11 post, and it immediately rushed to the hot search list as soon as it came out.

"Oh, it's updated? What is the eleventh post? I'm reaching out to the party!!"

"This year's Handout Party is the worst I've ever seen! You can't even use honorifics! You should at least say 'Everyone's big brothers', fortunately, I'm going to help you take a look. "

"Upstairs, you haven't come back after watching it for 10 minutes? What the hell are you watching? The link is here! Click here if you want to see it!"

"This is the real boss!"

The discussion on the entire topic of Yanwangtie has exceeded [-] million.

[Article [-]: The sentence of Hades is divided into death sentence and guilt sentence. Please distinguish carefully, but no matter which one you have, you must treat it with caution. In addition, the king of Hades is also a man. Maybe you can try other methods to spy on the secrets and protect yourself . 】

This is the latest Hades No.11 post, and the other party has received a lot of likes from netizens as soon as it was posted.

The number of views quickly exceeded [-].

Baishi shop.

A summary meeting is being held on the eve of get off work.

"Enter the last content over there. Looking forward, our Baishipu has reached 1000 to [-] million online fans and has a yellow paper workshop. Then we plan to acquire a funeral clothing factory and some funeral supplies factories next. Try to complete and bring the goods successfully within three months!"

Zhang Lingtian said to the three employees at the moment.

At the same time, it said that some work can also be outsourced, such as financial work, express packaging and delivery work, and so on.

"it is good!!"

The three are full of energy.

"Okay, let's stop here today, and you can go back in 10 minutes. I'll be the last to close the door."

After the meeting, Zhang Lingtian said to the staff.

After all, a small company doesn't have that many things to talk about.

After the meeting, it's time for everyone to go back to their respective homes.

"thank you boss!!"

Li Tiantian and Su Wei packed up their things and left, leaving only Zhang Lingtian and little assistant Jiang Xiaohan in the white shop.

Jiang Xiaohan went back in Zhang Lingtian's car because he was on the way and had nothing to do.

"Boss, do you know the Hades post? It has been updated to eleven."

In the car, Jiang Xiaohan said to Zhang Lingtian.

"Oh?"

Zhang Lingtian was a little curious!
"I'll read it to the boss, Yan Wang posted No. 11..."

Jiang Xiaohan was reporting to Zhang Lingtian word by word.

"Actually, I want to know who this prophet is."

Zhang Lingtian's head was full of black lines after listening, and he said that he had a nose and eyes, but this is nonsense!
What is the sentence of the king of hell?

"I don't know. Even with such a high number of views, this prophet has never appeared, which proves that this person should have relatively good self-control or financial resources."

Jiang Xiaohan shook his head.

Otherwise, according to the popularity of the other party, once the live broadcast is started, it will make a lot of money!

Of course, there is no need to show your face, just wear a headgear.

But he didn't do this, so this also reflects the person's financial situation or personal self-control from the side.

"Forget it, no matter who he is, we haven't donated the money yet?"

Zhang Lingtian is now more concerned about donating money.

Someone had already asked about it during the live broadcast that day, and even now some people commented on this matter under their video.

not yet.

Jiang Xiaohan had a slightly helpless expression.

"Then let me go with you later and ask, what system upgrade can last so long."

If you agree to donate it, you will donate it. It is not appropriate to keep the money in your hand for more than one minute, and there is no way to explain it to the water friends.

"Uh-huh!"

Jiang Xiaohan's attitude is very firm!
"At the same time, the clarification can also be carried out tomorrow, Xiaohan, you can contact the person in this regard."

Zhang Lingtian looked at the other party.

"OK!!"

Jiang Xiaohan nodded!
Soon the other party was sent home, and Zhang Lingtian returned to his own home.

The trending search about Shen Suanzi's arrest also rushed to the fifth place at ten o'clock in the evening, which immediately attracted a lot of criticism.

At the same time, a confession video of the other party appeared on the Internet.

In the video, the other party also personally confessed that he does not know how to tell fortunes, in fact, he is just trying to figure out people's minds and say some ambiguous words.

For example, other people come here to study for a postgraduate entrance examination, pass the examination and so on.

He said that your luck is very good during this time.

Do you feel that people are very accurate after you passed the exam?

In fact, you have this strength in yourself, so you can pass the exam!

And what if you haven't passed the exam?
Then you can't blame the other party. After all, people say that your luck is very good, but it doesn't mean that you will definitely pass the exam!

You come to him!

Said he hadn't passed the exam.

Then he will give you one, the fortune is here, but there is still a little bit of timing.

In short he was impeccable and always right.

"Ugh."

Looking at these, Zhang Lingtian sighed slightly.

I thought I met a fortune teller who was a metaphysics of five arts, but it turned out to be a liar.

It actually allowed him to earn millions, which is really far from the spectrum.

When the time came the next day, hot searches for clarification about Zhang Lingtian also came out.

I have to say, the little assistant did a great job.

Basically, it took two days to reverse the outrageous Internet remarks before.

At this moment, the time has come to a week later.

During this week, Zhang Lingtian and the others accomplished three things.

The first thing is to acquire a small garment factory.

The second thing is to finally clarify the previously unclear rumors.

The third thing is to finally donate the charity money.

It happened to be this Chunjiang charity.

But this time the director was not there, and the deputy director received them.

……

 1.5 words sent! !Ask for a monthly ticket! !Down the ranks, big guys! !
 
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