I'm really not the King of Hades
Chapter 282 Hitting a wall?relative!That's an invitation to hell! [Want to update please monthl
Because it was a new live broadcast, there were not many people in the live broadcast room of Ping An Baishipu. However, after a while, everyone was surprised to find that Boss Zhang started broadcasting, and they rushed in one by one.
Millions of people came to the live broadcast room to watch.
Looking forward to the direction of the plot and seeing what kind of anger these unlucky eggs will bear has become a hot topic of discussion.
Provoking the Lord of Hell is no joke.
If he is provoked, even a behemoth like Jiang Fang can have an accident. Look at the third boss exploded, and his aggressive revenge was stabbed by San'er. The key is to hold his breath.
And this is not just a provocation, they are so audacious that they want to crush the body of Lord Yama and send his soul back to the underworld!
"Hey! Open the car door!!"
After knocking several times in succession, the people in the car were stunned and there was no reaction at all.
The Mercedes-Benz group instantly became angry.
They couldn't see clearly from the outside because the car's glass was covered with high-privacy glass, and it was sunny during the day. The reflection made it impossible for them to see the people in the car.
But Santana is certainly not a big shot.
He must have been frightened.
"Boss, what should we do?"
Jiang Xiaohan looked at his boss and wanted to know what he should do next?
"Die."
"You ask me what to do? Just take out the Meng Po soup!"
"Meng Po Tang? Isn't this giving them an advantage? Let's go directly to the eighteenth level of hell. Such people have no need to live anymore!"
"Let's be serious. Guess what will happen to Boss Zhang next? How should he solve this kind of thing?"
"A rare scene where spells are used?"
"Come on, how could Boss Zhang, who is known for his accidents, let others see him casting spells, and blindly guess that a large out-of-control truck rushed over in the next second, and then just hit and killed these turtles!"
"It turns out it's them. Damn it, I met these bastards while driving on the Ring Expressway before. Damn, I finally saw the news today! I hope the Lord of Hell will punish them to death!"
The live broadcast continues.
Everyone can hear the sound outside the car, not to mention the sound inside the car, it is very clear.
Just when Xiaohan asked his boss what to do, the barrage also became lively.
Many water friends said, you Po Meng, what should I do if you ask me?
But thinking about it, Po Meng seemed to be a staff member of the Lord of Hell’s Underworld, so it seemed reasonable to follow the boss’s advice.
So everyone turned their attention to the Lord of Hell.
How he goes about it is crucial.
Use magic?
But this was immediately rejected.
And this objection makes sense.
What Boss Zhang knows best is accidents, and it is impossible for others to catch him.
In addition, after being recruited, he has been emphasizing his belief in science and opposing feudal superstition. How could magic appear?
How can we believe in science if this magic appears?Isn’t that equivalent to slapping yourself in the face!
So the big truck comes in handy at this time. It might lose control and teach these turtles a painful lesson.
Anyone who cheats and extorts money will die a good death. We have no pity for such people.
Especially water friends who have experienced similar incidents, I really wish they were killed directly.
I’m about to see the retribution of this world, so refreshing!
"Pengci? Why is this Pengci?"
"Actually, I don't quite understand. There must be something urgent when this car was stopped in front of me. Why did it turn into a collision? Can anyone explain to us?"
"Uh-huh, I thought I was the only one with all these questions."
Of course, there were also some different voices coming out of the live broadcast room.
That's how this matter is defined as a fight.
On what basis?
In fact, Jiang Xiaohan herself is also a representative of these voices, because she is completely confused about what this has to do with touching porcelain.
Does anyone still go to the highway to engage in porcelain?
In her mind, she always thought that Pengci was someone lying in front of her, or someone even more retarded was rushing towards the car.
But this kind of touching porcelain is really confusing.
Jiang Xiaohan wanted to search for answers in the live broadcast room.
"You'll find out later."
"Haha, very soon, don't be in a hurry!"
"You don't know that this kind of routine is normal. In fact, many drivers who have been driving for many years will fall into this trap."
But the answers he found were all about "you'll know it soon", so Jiang Xiaohan had no choice but to focus on this group of people.
"Damn it, how do you drive? Do you know how to drive? You actually want to run away when you encounter our car! Do you know that this is a hit and run? Get out of the car-"
I saw one of the young men with long hair and dressed in a hip-hop style standing at the front of the car, and then shouted loudly.
And he pointed his finger viciously at Zhang Lingtian in the cab.
"Hit their car? How is that possible!"
After Jiang Xiaohan heard what this man said, she looked in disbelief.
She still knew about her boss and drove very carefully and steadily, so it was almost impossible for the situation he mentioned to happen.
However, she did feel a noise from the car just now. Could it be that she accidentally touched it at that time?
This is impossible!
How could he just drive away if he really encountered the boss? He is not that irresponsible person at all.
Many people in the live broadcast room are like Jiang Xiaohan. Boss Zhang's probability of hit-and-run is simply more outrageous than the sauce recipe San'er deliberately fried during the last live broadcast of the Village Federation!
Touch porcelain?
Suddenly this group of people began to gradually understand this vocabulary.
"Xiaohan, I want to use your phone."
Zhang Lingtian locked the car door with his backhand. He really didn't expect that he would meet someone. This was really lucky.
"Oh, uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan took out his other mobile phone from his bag and handed it to his boss.
"Boss you??"
Watching her boss unlock the phone and press 110, Jiang Xiaohan's face was filled with questions.
"Call the police."
Zhang Lingtian answered calmly.
"Call the police?"
"What the hell? Did I hear that right? Boss Zhang actually chose to call the police?"
"What's wrong with this plot that's so unreasonable and yet so reasonable??"
As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked.
Because no one expected that Boss Zhang would actually choose to call the police.
But under normal circumstances, shouldn't the other party go out and have a tough fight with the opposite party?I guess when I saw the person in the car was Lord Yama, I would be scared to death!
After all, blackmail and porcelain have all happened to King Zhang Yan.
But the other party actually chose to call the police!
But there seems to be nothing wrong with this.
As a normal person, calling the police is the most correct choice when encountering this kind of thing.
"It just so happened that something like this happened during the live broadcast. Let me also tell you here by the way. If you meet someone on the highway and say that you touched their car, and three or five big men got off at the same time, We must ensure our own safety first, and the best way is to call the police and never run rampant to avoid suffering losses."
It happened to be live broadcast, and after a brief explanation to the police, Zhang Lingtian also shared some knowledge with netizens in the live broadcast room.
After all, many people still don’t know.
"Hahaha, on the first day after taking office, deputy team leader Zhang became a popular science anchor, explaining to everyone what to do if they encounter a problem."
"It's indeed good luck, but it's just the good luck of these people. Otherwise, the five of them would have become scum if they encountered the rampaging version of Boss Zhang."
"Actually, I'm a little suspicious because it's a live broadcast, so Boss Zhang has to take his image into consideration."
"+1, but I also want to say that Boss Zhang is actually right. As an ordinary person, you should never stop and get out of the car casually when encountering this kind of thing. You should drive the car to the service area or drive out of the highway to the nearest exit and wait for someone. Multiple places, call 110 for help as soon as possible."
Many netizens in the live broadcast room still agreed with Boss Zhang’s approach.
Some netizens even ridiculed that Deputy Team Leader Zhang became a traffic science popularizer on the first day he took office.
"Someone in the boss's live broadcast room said that you became a traffic science popularizer on the first day you took office. So how did you end up doing this?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked about the most confusing point in the live broadcast room, at least in the minds of most people. After all, there are still many people in the live broadcast room who don't understand this routine.
"Traffic science popularizer? Haha, I've just experienced a similar routine before. I happened to encounter it today, so I told everyone in the live broadcast room."
Zhang Lingtian laughed at the name given to him by netizens.
He had experienced it before, so he understood it when the car made a noise.
It was just because he had to go to the Suolong Interchange, and these were mostly minor issues, and the most important thing was that he and Xiaohan were only here, so there was no parking.
"Ah."
Xiaohan looked forward to it, and some netizens in the live broadcast room also started typing explanations.
"Generally, those who make this kind of car repairs are luxury cars, and they are all older. Three to five years is considered good, and some cars are ten or even more than ten years old. They will usually follow your car and someone will use a slingshot. Shoot your car from behind you to make you feel the noise, thereby creating the illusion that you touched their car, and then use the fear of trouble to chat privately.”
Zhang Lingtian explained to Xiaohan.
They have a large number of people, luxury cars, and probably a reason to be in a hurry. Plus, if you bother to apply for insurance, you will get money.
"Ah? Can it still be like this?"
Jiang Xiaohan looked in disbelief.
She passed the driving license test and no one told her about this.
"This kind of thing has to be learned through hard work."
Everyone in the live broadcast room is also talking.
Many people were undoubtedly surprised and asked how they knew this.
Some car owners can only say silently that they have paid tuition.
"In addition to these, there are also some that will take a driving recorder, rocks splashing and a driving video of your car in advance, and then synthesize the video. Once your car is intercepted, they will take out the synthesized video and seek compensation from you, whether it is The kind of porcelain mentioned above is the same as what I just mentioned. Generally, this kind of people will pick a car where a person is driving or a car with women, children, or old people in it."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.
There are many bad people in this world.
As ordinary people, we can only pay attention to precautions and try to avoid falling into routines.
"Long experience!"
"And this way of touching porcelain is so abominable!"
"Can these bastards be arrested? Why are they so wicked?"
"I've been through this before. Oh my God, someone said that my car hit a rock and chipped the paint on his car. He even took a look at the driving recorder footage taken with his cell phone. I thought that if I reported insurance trouble, my insurance premium would also go up. I gave the other party 500 yuan in a private message. Damn it, it turned out to be a ploy!!"
"Nowadays, these porcelain gangsters have many tricks. On a narrow road, the car in front of you is going very fast and you are forced to change lanes. As a result, when you change lanes, their accomplices will ambush you. They come here on bicycles or on foot. Come over, bring things over, etc., and then ask you to pay. In most cases, you will pay if you find it troublesome."
These methods of touching porcelain have caused many people to grit their teeth. At the same time, a water friend who has been cheated has come forward to give his own experience.
Of course, there are also examples from other experienced netizens.
“I have seen some netizens mention that they are afraid of trouble. In fact, many times they use this mentality to deceive, so when encountering these things, dial 110 to call the police as soon as possible, so that someone will naturally come to help you distinguish the authenticity. "
Waiting for the police.
Zhang Lingtian was very leisurely.
So I started chatting with netizens.
"I really learned a lot today. I don't know if I should thank these people. Otherwise, I don't know how to do this."
Jiang Xiaohan looked sighing with emotion, because this was indeed her knowledge blind spot.
"Look, this is Team Leader Zhang after he was recruited. He can obviously solve the problem in the most convenient way, but he has to teach you the normal way."
"I feel like Boss Zhang has gradually become more and more gentle now. It's not like before, where he had several cases in a month!"
After watching the whole incident, netizens were filled with emotion.
After all, as soon as the other party opens the car door, these five people will probably be shocked. If they are stubborn, they will immediately report it to the underworld.
But he didn't do that.
Instead, we use very normal methods that everyone can use, and even intentionally guide everyone on what to do if they encounter such things.
changed!
The Lord of Hell has changed!
He really became the defender of justice that the police said. Even in this provocative situation, the other party did not take action.
You know, of these five people, one is directly in front, three are by the main driver's window, and one is knocking on the door on the co-pilot's side, Jiang Xiaohan.
Although it had only been 2 minutes since they got off the bus, Boss Zhang's endurance was too strong.
Generally, a capable boss like Mr. Zhang would have rushed out to teach them a lesson.
However, they didn't know that the so-called Prince of Hell in their eyes didn't have those abilities at all.
It would be best if he could scare them when he went out, but what if he couldn't be frightened, and some idiots would give him a meal indiscriminately?
So it's safer to stay in the car.
I hope that the system that will be upgraded to its full form in the future will have the ability to counterattack. He may not need to use some abilities, but he must have them. This is called confidence.
"Damn it, I'm filming your mother! I can't get out of the car!!"
The five people outside were banging on the glass crazily and pulling the car door open. They were really out of patience.
"Weige, what should I do? This person doesn't seem to open the door!"
After knocking for a while, I couldn't stop asking the owner of the Mercedes-Benz.
I originally went out to get a thousand dollars today, but I finally selected a car with only two people and a girlfriend.
As a result, this thing is like a turtle with its head shrinking, and it won't come out even if it is beaten to death.
So what to do next?There is no way we can just continue to argue with each other here!
"What else can I do! If such a coward smashes his window, he will grit his teeth and endure it! I will smash the window and ask him for money, CTMD!!"
He is still the thin young man with long hair and wearing hip-hop clothes. His appearance is probably that of a pheasant who has been replaced by Chen Haonan's equipment.
In other words, he looks like a pheasant, but has Chen Haonan's hairstyle and wears hip-hop style clothes.
A cool attitude on his face.
As he spoke, the other party opened the trunk of the Mercedes-Benz and took out a baseball bat, looking menacing.
"Hey, eh, don't use force. Don't use force. I'm probably scared."
When the Mercedes-Benz driver saw the other party being so impulsive, he stepped forward to stop him. The two parties went back and forth without knowing what was said.
The angry young man calmed down a little, and then the car owner continued to come to Zhang Lingtian's car window.
"Boom boom boom——"
He knocked on the car door very politely at this moment, and everyone else retreated to the front of the car.
"Little brother, no one can make mistakes without being a sage. Since we have done something wrong, we must bear the responsibility. Don't be surprised if my brother was a little impulsive just now. The main reason is that we are going back to the funeral today and you can't come out to delay the time after doing this. , so everyone is a little anxious. You can open the window and let’s have a good communication. It’s not your responsibility and we won’t bully you.”
The man's name is Levi.
Wearing casual clothes.
He also wore a Rolex watch on his hand.
It's not like they haven't encountered such people before.
It is estimated that the other party was frightened when he saw this Mercedes-Benz and so many of them. He actually didn't want everyone to get out of the car before, just to prevent this situation from happening.
As a result, everyone became angry because the car wanted to run away, which resulted in such consequences.
As for attending funerals.
In fact, this is also a commonly used statement by them.
That means it's an emergency. We only need a little money and we don't want to make trouble with you here.
"It's true, Wei Ge, what are you talking about with such a coward? If he breaks the glass directly, he will never even dare to fart!"
The long-haired young man happened to be named Chen, and his name was Chen Xiong. He was holding a baseball bat tightly in his hand.
"Axiong, if you can ask for money, it's best to ask for money. What if something goes wrong if you smash someone's glass?"
Someone nearby persuaded him, Chen Xiong’s nickname is Axiong.
"This guy dares to call the police? I don't dare to give him a hundred courage! He is probably waiting for us to leave in the car! Just smash the window glass, pull this guy out and give us money, and then Get out quickly!"
Chen Xiong said.
He just expected that the other party would not dare.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be a coward.
In the car.
"Elegant music started playing."
No matter how they roared, Zhang Lingtian refused to respond and even chatted animatedly with the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Wait until the police arrive.
As for Jiang Xiaohan.
Although she was surrounded by enemies on all sides, she had nothing to worry about since her boss was here.
So she also waited in the car for the police to arrive.
"Damn it! Not only did you not come out, but you also took pictures!"
Chen Xiong couldn't wait any longer, the other party was angry!
"Axiong!"
Levi stopped the other party!
"Brother, please open the car window first. We have an emergency here and it won't take long. Open the window and let's talk properly. Otherwise, my brother may make extraordinary moves."
Then the other party continued to knock on Zhang Lingtian's car window.
But Zhang Lingtian continued to do his own thing inside as if he didn't hear anything.
Levi frowned.
The high privacy glass can only tell that there is someone inside, it is a young man, and there is a girl in the co-pilot, but it is not clear who she is.
The other party is really intolerant!
Just give up?This is obviously impossible!
After all, the object that was finally found was successfully intercepted.
"Vigo! Why are you talking nonsense to him? I'll just smash the glass and show him what it costs to be a coward!"
Chen Xiong gave full play to his role as an outstanding younger brother and saw the other party coming to Zhang Lingtian's side.
After all, the co-pilot was a woman, so he still had some professional ethics.
I just want to scare people and ask for some money, I don't want to hurt anyone.
"Boss, he seems to be really planning to smash it!"
Although Jiang Xiaohan was broadcasting live and chatting with netizens, she also paid close attention to the people around her.
She noticed this thin young man wearing hip-hop clothes from the beginning.
Because this person is also the most impulsive.
Now that the other party actually wanted to smash the window with the baseball bat, Jiang Xiaohan's expression became a little unnatural.
She is not worried about her boss.
On the contrary, I admire my boss for being so calm even under the siege of so many people.
She was worried that she and the netizens in the live broadcast room would see something terrible. She even wondered whether she started the live broadcast at the wrong time.
After all, the boss has always emphasized belief in science.
"Are you serious?"
"Oh ho ho, the fun is about to begin!!"
"Yes, the suona is finally blowing."
"The Lord of Hell tolerates you, gives you a chance to perform during the live broadcast, and allows you to survive. You don't know how to correct yourself and instead keep looking for death. How difficult it is!"
"Didn't these unlucky guys come across anyone watching the live broadcast? It's not like even making a phone call right now."
Happy.
Everyone in the live broadcast room is watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
"Ah."
The person driving the Mercedes-Benz probably wouldn't smash the window, but the young man who looked like a long-haired version of a pheasant estimated that there was a 90.00% chance that he would smash the window.
He was thinking, why don't he go out and negotiate with them first?
Anyway, if you call the police, the police will arrive soon under normal circumstances. If you delay for a while, there will be trouble.
"Xiaohan, don't go out in the car. I'll go out and negotiate with them first."
Zhang Lingtian told the assistant that he could only do his best to protect the assistant.
As he spoke, he unbuckled his seat belt and reached out to pull the car door.
"Whoa whoa—"
Suddenly at this moment, a voice sounded outside.
On the highway, there were actually two police cars speeding along.
"???"
Levi and the others were full of doubts when they heard this voice.Why is there a siren sound?
Just 23 seconds later, two cars stopped in front of the Mercedes-Benz and behind Zhang Lingtian's Volkswagen.
"The police are here!"
Jiang Xiaohan exclaimed.
So fast! !
Remember, it has only been 3 minutes since the incident happened. It was only 2 minutes ago that the boss called the police. How come the police came so quickly!
"What are you looking at? The police are coming when Boss Zhang wants to take action?"
"Yeah, I've moved the bench, and now you're showing me this?"
"Tell me, is it possible that these policemen are another accident caused by Boss Zhang?"
"Huh? Huh? Ah! Damn it——"
The last sentence represents the psychological journey of many netizens.
"What are you doing? Smashing the car, right?"
Four police officers in one car, eight in total, got out of the car and shouted at Levi and his group.
"This……"
Chen Xiong put down the baseball bat in his hand.
"Officer, this was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. The main reason was that this brother touched our car just now, and he wanted to cause a hit-and-run accident that would affect the time of our brothers to rush for urgent matters, so my brother became a little anxious."
As the core figure of the team, Levi hurriedly explained to the police.
"Urgent? What's the urgent matter? If you didn't know better, you'd think you were going to block the road and rob me!"
A fat police officer yelled loudly.
"How dare you rob in civilized times, police officer? Something happened to my brother's family and he was in a hurry to get back. He touched our car and he didn't even apologize. He hid in the car with his girlfriend and couldn't get out. Wasn't he just in a hurry? A stick came out to scare me."
The second person wears glasses and looks elegant.
The image is probably similar to the image of Liu Xing's father Xia Donghai.
But be a little younger, the other party also followed suit.
"Boom-"
Suddenly, the baseball bat fell to the ground.
“Officer, there’s been a death in my family, I’m worried——, I have to go back and take a look!!”
Chen Xiong is also a good actor who is flexible and flexible.
I can only say that I was so unlucky today that I happened to encounter the police.
Now that he saw the police coming, he definitely couldn't be as arrogant as before, otherwise he wouldn't necessarily have tea at the station tonight.
So at this moment, Chen Xiong was like a heroine of the Three Musketeers who wore a lemon fish dark green plaid shirt, looked at people with her nostrils, was aggressive before the teacher came, and burst into tears after the teacher came, with completely different faces.
The baseball bat fell to the ground in front of the officer.
Tears also fall at will.
Of course, this scene was filmed in the live broadcast room.
"I admire this brother's acting skills very much. He sheds tears as soon as he speaks, and his face doesn't turn red when he lies, and his heart doesn't beat."
"A truly powerful actor, a little face-paralyzed little flower boy who beats all the so-called top performers in the entertainment industry, must not directly transfer to the performance department of China National Theater for further studies!"
"Obviously they are doing a ploy, but all of them are talented actors. They performed like crazy for a while, and now they started wiping away tears when the police came, looking like victims."
"Come here from Beijing Film Academy and learn a lesson! If it weren't for Boss Zhang, or if it wasn't a live broadcast, I guess it would have been impossible!"
"Boss Zhang, please go out quickly. I want to see the expressions of these people when they see you. I'm so anxious!!"
……
The other party's acting skills stunned many netizens.
"It turns out someone in your family has passed away. Do you want me to organize a funeral for you? I can get a discount."
When the police came, Zhang Lingtian naturally had nothing to worry about. He just opened the car door and walked out.
"Fuck—"
However, it was better that he didn't go out. The acting outside was vivid and vivid, and the other party's companions were all silently mourning. The scene seemed so real.
But the moment the car door opened, these companions suddenly raised their heads.
A cry broke the sadness! !
As for Chen Xiong, who just said that he had to go back and take a look at his family member's death, his face immediately turned pale and he rubbed his eyes violently.
I read it wrong!
You must have read it wrong!
Is it the Lord of Hell?How can this be! !
"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, I'm really sorry that we came a little late and gave you a very bad experience."
The leading police officer apologized to Zhang Lingtian.
In fact, when they encountered trouble, their team received the order and rushed over quickly, but because the distance was a bit far, it took them 3 minutes to arrive.
"It took more than two minutes and less than three minutes to arrive. How can I apologize?"
Zhang Lingtian was really shocked.
He thought it would take at least 10 minutes to come over, and he also wanted to go out and deal with these people.
Unexpectedly, in less than 3 minutes, the police had already arrived, and the speed was indeed the fastest.
"Wei, wei, weiwei, brother...brother."
Shaking.
This conversation made Li Xiong's lips start to tremble inexplicably. Damn, what kind of bad luck did they have?
Unexpectedly, I bumped into the Lord of Hell!
Of course they knew that Lord Yama had come to the imperial capital to participate in the commendation of the nation's model crime solvers, but the meeting had just ended half an hour ago. Who would have thought that Lord Zhang Yama would actually appear on the Ring Expressway.
This is outrageous!
Incredible!
Li Xiong thought of what he had just done, even being rough with the Lord of Hell. His face was so frightened that his blood turned pale, and his lips kept trembling.
He said he wanted to hold a funeral for their family.
Also on sale! !
"cold--"
"A cool song to end the song, brother, let's go."
"This funeral must be made up. They just want to get money to find a reason, but Boss Zhang seems to be able to make their dreams come true."
"Pfft--, dreams come true? Are you going to die laughing? If this word is used here, they probably don't even want their so-called dreams to come true."
"Hey, you were so arrogant just now. What do you do with your unruly and charming look? I want to see it again!"
"I can't watch it. If I watch it any longer, I will become an urn!"
The contrast happened so quickly that netizens burst into laughter.
It turns out that they can be so cowardly when they are cowardly, but if you think about it, it's true, if you are confronting the Lord of Hell, are you looking for death?
I just don’t know if Boss Zhang will take over this funeral next.
The hearts of Li Wei and the one like Xia Donghai were also twitching. This time they didn't hit a wall, this time they encountered an invitation from the underworld that was posted in front of them.
Can't help.
Can't help.
Now they are all afraid that the news will make headlines tomorrow when they report that a Mercedes-Benz was run over by an overturned truck and all five people on board died.
"thump--"
Although what was in his mind extended to tomorrow, the real world had only passed for more than ten seconds. Chen Xiong, who had been crying and wiping his tears just now, knelt down directly.
"?"
The police officer who was talking was stunned.
"???"
Zhang Lingtian looked at the other party in disbelief.
He just followed this undrafted line and said, "What is the other party doing?"scared?
"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, I was wrong. I was wrong. Officer, I am guilty. I will punish them all!!"
It turned out that the other party just knelt down and admitted his mistake.
"You got up first, are you guilty? What are you guilty of?"
The leading police officer asked him to get up first.
"Officer, I don't dare to get up. My family is not dead. I'm afraid that I will really burn paper for my family if I turn around! I'll recruit them all, I'll recruit them all! We are just trying to blackmail people for money. Mr. Zhang Lingtian's The car didn't hit us, it was the pebbles I shot with my slingshot that hit the other car."
"Look, this is a slingshot!"
Kneel down.
That's right, the emergency lane on the highway.
Chen Xiong knelt down and opened the car door, then took out the slingshot in the car.
"I just call him good guy."
"This brother's desire to survive is also off the charts."
"I really didn't expect that the person who yelled the loudest and really wanted to hit someone was actually the most cowardly."
Netizens were shocked!
"Vigo! Compensate—"
After doing all this, Chen Xiong shouted to Li Wei.
Don't open your eyes.
It’s so eye-opening! !
"Yes, yes, Mr. Zhang, I, my brother, my brother accidentally damaged your car. Here is 2000 yuan. Take it. Take it."
Li Wei looked relatively calm when he didn't move.
He looks like a big brother.
But when he took out the money, his tone and actions revealed his fear.
Especially his hands were shaking.
"You don't have to pay so much. This Santana is not expensive, just 500 yuan."
Although it is a matching car, it does have some paint chipped off.
Under normal circumstances, it should be enough to cover the cost of a hundred yuan, but the Fourth Son store is more expensive.
So he charged 500 yuan.
"Since you voluntarily admit that you are cheating, let's take a trip."
Put silver handcuffs on the other party.
One of the officers got into the Mercedes.
"Officer, you didn't take a long time to take notes in the past, right?"
Zhang Lingtian wanted to ask about the time.
It is already 04:30.
If he had to write notes for an hour or two, he might not be able to make it in time for dinner.
"Mr. Zhang, if you have anything to do, go ahead and do it. There is no need to take notes. We already have enough evidence here."
The captain answered.
"You don't have to go? Okay, okay, I happen to have something to do here."
Zhang Lingtian smiled when he heard that there was no need to take notes.
Then both parties said hello and left.
"I really didn't expect that I would bump into someone as soon as I came out. But the policemen in the imperial capital are really awesome and they arrived at the scene in just 3 minutes."
Jiang Xiaohan said to the live broadcast room with a sigh of emotion.
"It's true that we were not very lucky, but the speed of the police dispatch is really worthy of praise."
Zhang Lingtian nodded affirmatively.
"awesome!"
Jiang Xiaohan raised his thumb.
"Next we are going to the Suolong Interchange in Xicheng District that everyone is talking about. Boss, do you think there may be supernatural beings in that place? Is it really as scary and weird as netizens say?"
The car has already started moving.
Of course, the most taboo thing about a live broadcast is the silence.
Jiang Xiaohan found another topic.
"Believe in science, there is nothing magical about it."
Zhang Lingtian said something.
"What if, I mean what if, boss, your car really breaks down over there?"
Xiaohan continued to expand on this topic.
"Then I think there must be a scientific explanation."
on high speed.
A black Santana was driving.
More and more people gathered in the live broadcast room at this time.
The number reached 300 million.
Everyone is interested in Boss Zhang's plan to explore the weird Suolong Interchange.
Of course, what just happened to them was naturally spread.
【Yuhuang Emperor Car Owners Group】
"I am as pure as a glass: Hahaha, brothers are laughing so hard, do you know what big thing happened?"
All major group chats are forwarding it.
"What's wrong, Technician No. 99, your friend was chased to your home after going out on a date?"
"It's so tragic! So enjoyment is enjoyment, and you must not expose yourself. Look, this tragedy has happened twice!"
They were talking about a brother who was down on his luck.
Go play in their city.
And as a Yuhuang Emperor car owner, you must maintain your health.
Here comes the key point.
This brother who came over to play canceled the dinner he originally planned for that night and even sent pictures.
It turned out that the other party had made an appointment with the massage technician during the day, and at the same time he said, "Dude, you must be awesome."
After four months it was really amazing.
After the appointment that night, I naturally went through the process again. The key point is that the other party did not protect me during this process.
Four months later, this guy was out hanging out, and suddenly a pretty girl came to the door and told him that she was pregnant, and it belonged to that friend.
The friend who was outside at the time exploded.
Immediately ran back.
In the end, of course, I decided to do it, it was really his!
If you don't agree to the fight, you won't get living expenses.
No, I just got the news that this guy made the most awesome decision in his life.
That means you are really married to a massage girl!
The invitation was just sent.
Normal people know how to take protective measures. The brother lamented that the girl said she would take medicine afterwards. He watched her take it, but later she said she took medicine for a cold...
As for how I found his home address.
I wrote this down when I checked in...
While talking about this, the person above, Pure as a Glass, also said that he had a friend like this.
So everyone thought it was the other party that also exploded.
They all regretted.
Boys who go out for massage must protect themselves, otherwise they will be targeted~
"I am as pure as a glass: Bah, bah, bah, what the hell? My brother hasn't replied to me yet. What I want to say is that there is actually a fool who wants to touch the porcelain Lord of Hell!"
The group friend said.
Then he also posted a video in the group.
After all, the live broadcast was on at the time and many people saw it.
It’s not difficult to record.
"My dear, this guy is so bold!"
"Driving a Mercedes-Benz to get married, are all the rich people so crazy now?"
After this video was played, everyone looked in disbelief.
"This is usually done by car repair shops or car rental companies. The car has scratches from the beginning. If you don't pay full attention to driving, you will be blown up when you get out of the car. It's easy to be fooled. We have a car repair shop here, it works. A second-hand luxury car crashed into a wall to cheat the insurance company. All I can say is that the world is a big place and full of wonders, so please go ahead and cherish it. Illegal and criminal records will affect your children, so I hope you will cherish it!"
"Normally, my friend who rides online will encounter him four or five times a year. Just don't pick him up and drive away. Don't stop. Even if you stop, call the alarm and insurance immediately. Don't be threatened by the other person. Normally this kind of thing People rely on themselves to be numerous and fierce!"
"To popularize a little knowledge, generally speaking, if a person or a person often has a police party record or an insurance alarm record within a day, then this person must be in trouble. When the other party hears you saying that you want to call the police, they will take the initiative to say forget it, so this If this happens, call the police directly and don’t keep it private!”
"Good guy, it turns out this is blackmail. I've encountered it before. There was a sound of a stone being thrown behind the car. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a car dodge me. I thought he disliked me for driving slowly, so I accelerated all the way. He rushed, followed me for 20 kilometers, kept dodging, and at the end of the exit he went out and stopped following me."
……
The Yuhuang Emperor car owner group is still a car owner group.
In addition to talking about girls, there is still something useful to talk about about health care.
Some car owners have done various popular science.
But in every word, he looked down upon these people.
After all, who would think highly of people who make money by touching porcelain?
imperial capital.
Zhang Lingtian and the others had already gotten off the highway.
"Dear friends, there are still 2 minutes left to reach the Suolong Interchange that everyone is talking about. Today we will also walk based on the road you described before, starting from the weird 360-degree ramp, but we basically don't It’s a stop, just a walk around in normal driving conditions, so don’t come over and watch.”
Although there were some hiccups on the way, we are finally ready to reach the Suolong Interchange in the XC area.
Jiang Xiaohan serves as the commentator in the live broadcast room today, so he will not tell netizens the route in advance.
"Now this is a circular ramp, and then it is what everyone calls a [-]-degree downhill slope, right? There is indeed a row of large pillars in front of it, but I don't notice anything wrong when I drive now."
Zhang Lingtian has basically seen what netizens said, and Jiang Xiaohan also changed the front camera into a rear camera.
"Is this the place that netizens in the Imperial City are talking about? It feels like a very normal place under the overpass."
"Hmm, could it be that such a big bend made the car owner a little dizzy and hit a pillar?"
"No, that's not the case at all. This pillar is like a ghost. Sometimes it appears in front of you for no reason. This is what happened to me before!"
"Wait and see, it's not there yet, like 100 meters downhill."
"+1."
Water friends outside think this is an ordinary pillar.
The local brother jumped out and told what happened to him.
"Looking at it now, I also feel that this is a normal overpass pillar. Let's see if there will be an accident where the kid pulls the steering wheel."
Jiang Xiaohan is not easy to judge now.
Wait until the boss goes downhill and get to this pillar.
"The spiral ramp is over, and now it's what everyone calls a straight downhill."
Zhang Lingtian holds the steering wheel.
"There are still ten meters away from the pillar. Everything about the steering wheel is normal and there is no problem. Moreover, the traffic flow here is relatively small. I think it may be because there are few cars and the alertness is not enough. In addition, accidents occur frequently due to the spinning in circles, so everyone I still believe that there are no ghosts and gods in science.”
Zhang Lingtian walked downhill at [-] to [-] degrees.
We are about to reach this pillar.
The driving experience is good so far.
【Ding!The system is undergoing a special scan. Please do not move the host, otherwise the scan may fail. 】
Suddenly at this moment, a voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.
"???"
the next moment.
He glanced backwards and forwards.
No car! !
What is the system scanning? ?
... (end of this chapter)
Millions of people came to the live broadcast room to watch.
Looking forward to the direction of the plot and seeing what kind of anger these unlucky eggs will bear has become a hot topic of discussion.
Provoking the Lord of Hell is no joke.
If he is provoked, even a behemoth like Jiang Fang can have an accident. Look at the third boss exploded, and his aggressive revenge was stabbed by San'er. The key is to hold his breath.
And this is not just a provocation, they are so audacious that they want to crush the body of Lord Yama and send his soul back to the underworld!
"Hey! Open the car door!!"
After knocking several times in succession, the people in the car were stunned and there was no reaction at all.
The Mercedes-Benz group instantly became angry.
They couldn't see clearly from the outside because the car's glass was covered with high-privacy glass, and it was sunny during the day. The reflection made it impossible for them to see the people in the car.
But Santana is certainly not a big shot.
He must have been frightened.
"Boss, what should we do?"
Jiang Xiaohan looked at his boss and wanted to know what he should do next?
"Die."
"You ask me what to do? Just take out the Meng Po soup!"
"Meng Po Tang? Isn't this giving them an advantage? Let's go directly to the eighteenth level of hell. Such people have no need to live anymore!"
"Let's be serious. Guess what will happen to Boss Zhang next? How should he solve this kind of thing?"
"A rare scene where spells are used?"
"Come on, how could Boss Zhang, who is known for his accidents, let others see him casting spells, and blindly guess that a large out-of-control truck rushed over in the next second, and then just hit and killed these turtles!"
"It turns out it's them. Damn it, I met these bastards while driving on the Ring Expressway before. Damn, I finally saw the news today! I hope the Lord of Hell will punish them to death!"
The live broadcast continues.
Everyone can hear the sound outside the car, not to mention the sound inside the car, it is very clear.
Just when Xiaohan asked his boss what to do, the barrage also became lively.
Many water friends said, you Po Meng, what should I do if you ask me?
But thinking about it, Po Meng seemed to be a staff member of the Lord of Hell’s Underworld, so it seemed reasonable to follow the boss’s advice.
So everyone turned their attention to the Lord of Hell.
How he goes about it is crucial.
Use magic?
But this was immediately rejected.
And this objection makes sense.
What Boss Zhang knows best is accidents, and it is impossible for others to catch him.
In addition, after being recruited, he has been emphasizing his belief in science and opposing feudal superstition. How could magic appear?
How can we believe in science if this magic appears?Isn’t that equivalent to slapping yourself in the face!
So the big truck comes in handy at this time. It might lose control and teach these turtles a painful lesson.
Anyone who cheats and extorts money will die a good death. We have no pity for such people.
Especially water friends who have experienced similar incidents, I really wish they were killed directly.
I’m about to see the retribution of this world, so refreshing!
"Pengci? Why is this Pengci?"
"Actually, I don't quite understand. There must be something urgent when this car was stopped in front of me. Why did it turn into a collision? Can anyone explain to us?"
"Uh-huh, I thought I was the only one with all these questions."
Of course, there were also some different voices coming out of the live broadcast room.
That's how this matter is defined as a fight.
On what basis?
In fact, Jiang Xiaohan herself is also a representative of these voices, because she is completely confused about what this has to do with touching porcelain.
Does anyone still go to the highway to engage in porcelain?
In her mind, she always thought that Pengci was someone lying in front of her, or someone even more retarded was rushing towards the car.
But this kind of touching porcelain is really confusing.
Jiang Xiaohan wanted to search for answers in the live broadcast room.
"You'll find out later."
"Haha, very soon, don't be in a hurry!"
"You don't know that this kind of routine is normal. In fact, many drivers who have been driving for many years will fall into this trap."
But the answers he found were all about "you'll know it soon", so Jiang Xiaohan had no choice but to focus on this group of people.
"Damn it, how do you drive? Do you know how to drive? You actually want to run away when you encounter our car! Do you know that this is a hit and run? Get out of the car-"
I saw one of the young men with long hair and dressed in a hip-hop style standing at the front of the car, and then shouted loudly.
And he pointed his finger viciously at Zhang Lingtian in the cab.
"Hit their car? How is that possible!"
After Jiang Xiaohan heard what this man said, she looked in disbelief.
She still knew about her boss and drove very carefully and steadily, so it was almost impossible for the situation he mentioned to happen.
However, she did feel a noise from the car just now. Could it be that she accidentally touched it at that time?
This is impossible!
How could he just drive away if he really encountered the boss? He is not that irresponsible person at all.
Many people in the live broadcast room are like Jiang Xiaohan. Boss Zhang's probability of hit-and-run is simply more outrageous than the sauce recipe San'er deliberately fried during the last live broadcast of the Village Federation!
Touch porcelain?
Suddenly this group of people began to gradually understand this vocabulary.
"Xiaohan, I want to use your phone."
Zhang Lingtian locked the car door with his backhand. He really didn't expect that he would meet someone. This was really lucky.
"Oh, uh-huh."
Jiang Xiaohan took out his other mobile phone from his bag and handed it to his boss.
"Boss you??"
Watching her boss unlock the phone and press 110, Jiang Xiaohan's face was filled with questions.
"Call the police."
Zhang Lingtian answered calmly.
"Call the police?"
"What the hell? Did I hear that right? Boss Zhang actually chose to call the police?"
"What's wrong with this plot that's so unreasonable and yet so reasonable??"
As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked.
Because no one expected that Boss Zhang would actually choose to call the police.
But under normal circumstances, shouldn't the other party go out and have a tough fight with the opposite party?I guess when I saw the person in the car was Lord Yama, I would be scared to death!
After all, blackmail and porcelain have all happened to King Zhang Yan.
But the other party actually chose to call the police!
But there seems to be nothing wrong with this.
As a normal person, calling the police is the most correct choice when encountering this kind of thing.
"It just so happened that something like this happened during the live broadcast. Let me also tell you here by the way. If you meet someone on the highway and say that you touched their car, and three or five big men got off at the same time, We must ensure our own safety first, and the best way is to call the police and never run rampant to avoid suffering losses."
It happened to be live broadcast, and after a brief explanation to the police, Zhang Lingtian also shared some knowledge with netizens in the live broadcast room.
After all, many people still don’t know.
"Hahaha, on the first day after taking office, deputy team leader Zhang became a popular science anchor, explaining to everyone what to do if they encounter a problem."
"It's indeed good luck, but it's just the good luck of these people. Otherwise, the five of them would have become scum if they encountered the rampaging version of Boss Zhang."
"Actually, I'm a little suspicious because it's a live broadcast, so Boss Zhang has to take his image into consideration."
"+1, but I also want to say that Boss Zhang is actually right. As an ordinary person, you should never stop and get out of the car casually when encountering this kind of thing. You should drive the car to the service area or drive out of the highway to the nearest exit and wait for someone. Multiple places, call 110 for help as soon as possible."
Many netizens in the live broadcast room still agreed with Boss Zhang’s approach.
Some netizens even ridiculed that Deputy Team Leader Zhang became a traffic science popularizer on the first day he took office.
"Someone in the boss's live broadcast room said that you became a traffic science popularizer on the first day you took office. So how did you end up doing this?"
Jiang Xiaohan asked about the most confusing point in the live broadcast room, at least in the minds of most people. After all, there are still many people in the live broadcast room who don't understand this routine.
"Traffic science popularizer? Haha, I've just experienced a similar routine before. I happened to encounter it today, so I told everyone in the live broadcast room."
Zhang Lingtian laughed at the name given to him by netizens.
He had experienced it before, so he understood it when the car made a noise.
It was just because he had to go to the Suolong Interchange, and these were mostly minor issues, and the most important thing was that he and Xiaohan were only here, so there was no parking.
"Ah."
Xiaohan looked forward to it, and some netizens in the live broadcast room also started typing explanations.
"Generally, those who make this kind of car repairs are luxury cars, and they are all older. Three to five years is considered good, and some cars are ten or even more than ten years old. They will usually follow your car and someone will use a slingshot. Shoot your car from behind you to make you feel the noise, thereby creating the illusion that you touched their car, and then use the fear of trouble to chat privately.”
Zhang Lingtian explained to Xiaohan.
They have a large number of people, luxury cars, and probably a reason to be in a hurry. Plus, if you bother to apply for insurance, you will get money.
"Ah? Can it still be like this?"
Jiang Xiaohan looked in disbelief.
She passed the driving license test and no one told her about this.
"This kind of thing has to be learned through hard work."
Everyone in the live broadcast room is also talking.
Many people were undoubtedly surprised and asked how they knew this.
Some car owners can only say silently that they have paid tuition.
"In addition to these, there are also some that will take a driving recorder, rocks splashing and a driving video of your car in advance, and then synthesize the video. Once your car is intercepted, they will take out the synthesized video and seek compensation from you, whether it is The kind of porcelain mentioned above is the same as what I just mentioned. Generally, this kind of people will pick a car where a person is driving or a car with women, children, or old people in it."
Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.
There are many bad people in this world.
As ordinary people, we can only pay attention to precautions and try to avoid falling into routines.
"Long experience!"
"And this way of touching porcelain is so abominable!"
"Can these bastards be arrested? Why are they so wicked?"
"I've been through this before. Oh my God, someone said that my car hit a rock and chipped the paint on his car. He even took a look at the driving recorder footage taken with his cell phone. I thought that if I reported insurance trouble, my insurance premium would also go up. I gave the other party 500 yuan in a private message. Damn it, it turned out to be a ploy!!"
"Nowadays, these porcelain gangsters have many tricks. On a narrow road, the car in front of you is going very fast and you are forced to change lanes. As a result, when you change lanes, their accomplices will ambush you. They come here on bicycles or on foot. Come over, bring things over, etc., and then ask you to pay. In most cases, you will pay if you find it troublesome."
These methods of touching porcelain have caused many people to grit their teeth. At the same time, a water friend who has been cheated has come forward to give his own experience.
Of course, there are also examples from other experienced netizens.
“I have seen some netizens mention that they are afraid of trouble. In fact, many times they use this mentality to deceive, so when encountering these things, dial 110 to call the police as soon as possible, so that someone will naturally come to help you distinguish the authenticity. "
Waiting for the police.
Zhang Lingtian was very leisurely.
So I started chatting with netizens.
"I really learned a lot today. I don't know if I should thank these people. Otherwise, I don't know how to do this."
Jiang Xiaohan looked sighing with emotion, because this was indeed her knowledge blind spot.
"Look, this is Team Leader Zhang after he was recruited. He can obviously solve the problem in the most convenient way, but he has to teach you the normal way."
"I feel like Boss Zhang has gradually become more and more gentle now. It's not like before, where he had several cases in a month!"
After watching the whole incident, netizens were filled with emotion.
After all, as soon as the other party opens the car door, these five people will probably be shocked. If they are stubborn, they will immediately report it to the underworld.
But he didn't do that.
Instead, we use very normal methods that everyone can use, and even intentionally guide everyone on what to do if they encounter such things.
changed!
The Lord of Hell has changed!
He really became the defender of justice that the police said. Even in this provocative situation, the other party did not take action.
You know, of these five people, one is directly in front, three are by the main driver's window, and one is knocking on the door on the co-pilot's side, Jiang Xiaohan.
Although it had only been 2 minutes since they got off the bus, Boss Zhang's endurance was too strong.
Generally, a capable boss like Mr. Zhang would have rushed out to teach them a lesson.
However, they didn't know that the so-called Prince of Hell in their eyes didn't have those abilities at all.
It would be best if he could scare them when he went out, but what if he couldn't be frightened, and some idiots would give him a meal indiscriminately?
So it's safer to stay in the car.
I hope that the system that will be upgraded to its full form in the future will have the ability to counterattack. He may not need to use some abilities, but he must have them. This is called confidence.
"Damn it, I'm filming your mother! I can't get out of the car!!"
The five people outside were banging on the glass crazily and pulling the car door open. They were really out of patience.
"Weige, what should I do? This person doesn't seem to open the door!"
After knocking for a while, I couldn't stop asking the owner of the Mercedes-Benz.
I originally went out to get a thousand dollars today, but I finally selected a car with only two people and a girlfriend.
As a result, this thing is like a turtle with its head shrinking, and it won't come out even if it is beaten to death.
So what to do next?There is no way we can just continue to argue with each other here!
"What else can I do! If such a coward smashes his window, he will grit his teeth and endure it! I will smash the window and ask him for money, CTMD!!"
He is still the thin young man with long hair and wearing hip-hop clothes. His appearance is probably that of a pheasant who has been replaced by Chen Haonan's equipment.
In other words, he looks like a pheasant, but has Chen Haonan's hairstyle and wears hip-hop style clothes.
A cool attitude on his face.
As he spoke, the other party opened the trunk of the Mercedes-Benz and took out a baseball bat, looking menacing.
"Hey, eh, don't use force. Don't use force. I'm probably scared."
When the Mercedes-Benz driver saw the other party being so impulsive, he stepped forward to stop him. The two parties went back and forth without knowing what was said.
The angry young man calmed down a little, and then the car owner continued to come to Zhang Lingtian's car window.
"Boom boom boom——"
He knocked on the car door very politely at this moment, and everyone else retreated to the front of the car.
"Little brother, no one can make mistakes without being a sage. Since we have done something wrong, we must bear the responsibility. Don't be surprised if my brother was a little impulsive just now. The main reason is that we are going back to the funeral today and you can't come out to delay the time after doing this. , so everyone is a little anxious. You can open the window and let’s have a good communication. It’s not your responsibility and we won’t bully you.”
The man's name is Levi.
Wearing casual clothes.
He also wore a Rolex watch on his hand.
It's not like they haven't encountered such people before.
It is estimated that the other party was frightened when he saw this Mercedes-Benz and so many of them. He actually didn't want everyone to get out of the car before, just to prevent this situation from happening.
As a result, everyone became angry because the car wanted to run away, which resulted in such consequences.
As for attending funerals.
In fact, this is also a commonly used statement by them.
That means it's an emergency. We only need a little money and we don't want to make trouble with you here.
"It's true, Wei Ge, what are you talking about with such a coward? If he breaks the glass directly, he will never even dare to fart!"
The long-haired young man happened to be named Chen, and his name was Chen Xiong. He was holding a baseball bat tightly in his hand.
"Axiong, if you can ask for money, it's best to ask for money. What if something goes wrong if you smash someone's glass?"
Someone nearby persuaded him, Chen Xiong’s nickname is Axiong.
"This guy dares to call the police? I don't dare to give him a hundred courage! He is probably waiting for us to leave in the car! Just smash the window glass, pull this guy out and give us money, and then Get out quickly!"
Chen Xiong said.
He just expected that the other party would not dare.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be a coward.
In the car.
"Elegant music started playing."
No matter how they roared, Zhang Lingtian refused to respond and even chatted animatedly with the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Wait until the police arrive.
As for Jiang Xiaohan.
Although she was surrounded by enemies on all sides, she had nothing to worry about since her boss was here.
So she also waited in the car for the police to arrive.
"Damn it! Not only did you not come out, but you also took pictures!"
Chen Xiong couldn't wait any longer, the other party was angry!
"Axiong!"
Levi stopped the other party!
"Brother, please open the car window first. We have an emergency here and it won't take long. Open the window and let's talk properly. Otherwise, my brother may make extraordinary moves."
Then the other party continued to knock on Zhang Lingtian's car window.
But Zhang Lingtian continued to do his own thing inside as if he didn't hear anything.
Levi frowned.
The high privacy glass can only tell that there is someone inside, it is a young man, and there is a girl in the co-pilot, but it is not clear who she is.
The other party is really intolerant!
Just give up?This is obviously impossible!
After all, the object that was finally found was successfully intercepted.
"Vigo! Why are you talking nonsense to him? I'll just smash the glass and show him what it costs to be a coward!"
Chen Xiong gave full play to his role as an outstanding younger brother and saw the other party coming to Zhang Lingtian's side.
After all, the co-pilot was a woman, so he still had some professional ethics.
I just want to scare people and ask for some money, I don't want to hurt anyone.
"Boss, he seems to be really planning to smash it!"
Although Jiang Xiaohan was broadcasting live and chatting with netizens, she also paid close attention to the people around her.
She noticed this thin young man wearing hip-hop clothes from the beginning.
Because this person is also the most impulsive.
Now that the other party actually wanted to smash the window with the baseball bat, Jiang Xiaohan's expression became a little unnatural.
She is not worried about her boss.
On the contrary, I admire my boss for being so calm even under the siege of so many people.
She was worried that she and the netizens in the live broadcast room would see something terrible. She even wondered whether she started the live broadcast at the wrong time.
After all, the boss has always emphasized belief in science.
"Are you serious?"
"Oh ho ho, the fun is about to begin!!"
"Yes, the suona is finally blowing."
"The Lord of Hell tolerates you, gives you a chance to perform during the live broadcast, and allows you to survive. You don't know how to correct yourself and instead keep looking for death. How difficult it is!"
"Didn't these unlucky guys come across anyone watching the live broadcast? It's not like even making a phone call right now."
Happy.
Everyone in the live broadcast room is watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
"Ah."
The person driving the Mercedes-Benz probably wouldn't smash the window, but the young man who looked like a long-haired version of a pheasant estimated that there was a 90.00% chance that he would smash the window.
He was thinking, why don't he go out and negotiate with them first?
Anyway, if you call the police, the police will arrive soon under normal circumstances. If you delay for a while, there will be trouble.
"Xiaohan, don't go out in the car. I'll go out and negotiate with them first."
Zhang Lingtian told the assistant that he could only do his best to protect the assistant.
As he spoke, he unbuckled his seat belt and reached out to pull the car door.
"Whoa whoa—"
Suddenly at this moment, a voice sounded outside.
On the highway, there were actually two police cars speeding along.
"???"
Levi and the others were full of doubts when they heard this voice.Why is there a siren sound?
Just 23 seconds later, two cars stopped in front of the Mercedes-Benz and behind Zhang Lingtian's Volkswagen.
"The police are here!"
Jiang Xiaohan exclaimed.
So fast! !
Remember, it has only been 3 minutes since the incident happened. It was only 2 minutes ago that the boss called the police. How come the police came so quickly!
"What are you looking at? The police are coming when Boss Zhang wants to take action?"
"Yeah, I've moved the bench, and now you're showing me this?"
"Tell me, is it possible that these policemen are another accident caused by Boss Zhang?"
"Huh? Huh? Ah! Damn it——"
The last sentence represents the psychological journey of many netizens.
"What are you doing? Smashing the car, right?"
Four police officers in one car, eight in total, got out of the car and shouted at Levi and his group.
"This……"
Chen Xiong put down the baseball bat in his hand.
"Officer, this was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. The main reason was that this brother touched our car just now, and he wanted to cause a hit-and-run accident that would affect the time of our brothers to rush for urgent matters, so my brother became a little anxious."
As the core figure of the team, Levi hurriedly explained to the police.
"Urgent? What's the urgent matter? If you didn't know better, you'd think you were going to block the road and rob me!"
A fat police officer yelled loudly.
"How dare you rob in civilized times, police officer? Something happened to my brother's family and he was in a hurry to get back. He touched our car and he didn't even apologize. He hid in the car with his girlfriend and couldn't get out. Wasn't he just in a hurry? A stick came out to scare me."
The second person wears glasses and looks elegant.
The image is probably similar to the image of Liu Xing's father Xia Donghai.
But be a little younger, the other party also followed suit.
"Boom-"
Suddenly, the baseball bat fell to the ground.
“Officer, there’s been a death in my family, I’m worried——, I have to go back and take a look!!”
Chen Xiong is also a good actor who is flexible and flexible.
I can only say that I was so unlucky today that I happened to encounter the police.
Now that he saw the police coming, he definitely couldn't be as arrogant as before, otherwise he wouldn't necessarily have tea at the station tonight.
So at this moment, Chen Xiong was like a heroine of the Three Musketeers who wore a lemon fish dark green plaid shirt, looked at people with her nostrils, was aggressive before the teacher came, and burst into tears after the teacher came, with completely different faces.
The baseball bat fell to the ground in front of the officer.
Tears also fall at will.
Of course, this scene was filmed in the live broadcast room.
"I admire this brother's acting skills very much. He sheds tears as soon as he speaks, and his face doesn't turn red when he lies, and his heart doesn't beat."
"A truly powerful actor, a little face-paralyzed little flower boy who beats all the so-called top performers in the entertainment industry, must not directly transfer to the performance department of China National Theater for further studies!"
"Obviously they are doing a ploy, but all of them are talented actors. They performed like crazy for a while, and now they started wiping away tears when the police came, looking like victims."
"Come here from Beijing Film Academy and learn a lesson! If it weren't for Boss Zhang, or if it wasn't a live broadcast, I guess it would have been impossible!"
"Boss Zhang, please go out quickly. I want to see the expressions of these people when they see you. I'm so anxious!!"
……
The other party's acting skills stunned many netizens.
"It turns out someone in your family has passed away. Do you want me to organize a funeral for you? I can get a discount."
When the police came, Zhang Lingtian naturally had nothing to worry about. He just opened the car door and walked out.
"Fuck—"
However, it was better that he didn't go out. The acting outside was vivid and vivid, and the other party's companions were all silently mourning. The scene seemed so real.
But the moment the car door opened, these companions suddenly raised their heads.
A cry broke the sadness! !
As for Chen Xiong, who just said that he had to go back and take a look at his family member's death, his face immediately turned pale and he rubbed his eyes violently.
I read it wrong!
You must have read it wrong!
Is it the Lord of Hell?How can this be! !
"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, I'm really sorry that we came a little late and gave you a very bad experience."
The leading police officer apologized to Zhang Lingtian.
In fact, when they encountered trouble, their team received the order and rushed over quickly, but because the distance was a bit far, it took them 3 minutes to arrive.
"It took more than two minutes and less than three minutes to arrive. How can I apologize?"
Zhang Lingtian was really shocked.
He thought it would take at least 10 minutes to come over, and he also wanted to go out and deal with these people.
Unexpectedly, in less than 3 minutes, the police had already arrived, and the speed was indeed the fastest.
"Wei, wei, weiwei, brother...brother."
Shaking.
This conversation made Li Xiong's lips start to tremble inexplicably. Damn, what kind of bad luck did they have?
Unexpectedly, I bumped into the Lord of Hell!
Of course they knew that Lord Yama had come to the imperial capital to participate in the commendation of the nation's model crime solvers, but the meeting had just ended half an hour ago. Who would have thought that Lord Zhang Yama would actually appear on the Ring Expressway.
This is outrageous!
Incredible!
Li Xiong thought of what he had just done, even being rough with the Lord of Hell. His face was so frightened that his blood turned pale, and his lips kept trembling.
He said he wanted to hold a funeral for their family.
Also on sale! !
"cold--"
"A cool song to end the song, brother, let's go."
"This funeral must be made up. They just want to get money to find a reason, but Boss Zhang seems to be able to make their dreams come true."
"Pfft--, dreams come true? Are you going to die laughing? If this word is used here, they probably don't even want their so-called dreams to come true."
"Hey, you were so arrogant just now. What do you do with your unruly and charming look? I want to see it again!"
"I can't watch it. If I watch it any longer, I will become an urn!"
The contrast happened so quickly that netizens burst into laughter.
It turns out that they can be so cowardly when they are cowardly, but if you think about it, it's true, if you are confronting the Lord of Hell, are you looking for death?
I just don’t know if Boss Zhang will take over this funeral next.
The hearts of Li Wei and the one like Xia Donghai were also twitching. This time they didn't hit a wall, this time they encountered an invitation from the underworld that was posted in front of them.
Can't help.
Can't help.
Now they are all afraid that the news will make headlines tomorrow when they report that a Mercedes-Benz was run over by an overturned truck and all five people on board died.
"thump--"
Although what was in his mind extended to tomorrow, the real world had only passed for more than ten seconds. Chen Xiong, who had been crying and wiping his tears just now, knelt down directly.
"?"
The police officer who was talking was stunned.
"???"
Zhang Lingtian looked at the other party in disbelief.
He just followed this undrafted line and said, "What is the other party doing?"scared?
"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, I was wrong. I was wrong. Officer, I am guilty. I will punish them all!!"
It turned out that the other party just knelt down and admitted his mistake.
"You got up first, are you guilty? What are you guilty of?"
The leading police officer asked him to get up first.
"Officer, I don't dare to get up. My family is not dead. I'm afraid that I will really burn paper for my family if I turn around! I'll recruit them all, I'll recruit them all! We are just trying to blackmail people for money. Mr. Zhang Lingtian's The car didn't hit us, it was the pebbles I shot with my slingshot that hit the other car."
"Look, this is a slingshot!"
Kneel down.
That's right, the emergency lane on the highway.
Chen Xiong knelt down and opened the car door, then took out the slingshot in the car.
"I just call him good guy."
"This brother's desire to survive is also off the charts."
"I really didn't expect that the person who yelled the loudest and really wanted to hit someone was actually the most cowardly."
Netizens were shocked!
"Vigo! Compensate—"
After doing all this, Chen Xiong shouted to Li Wei.
Don't open your eyes.
It’s so eye-opening! !
"Yes, yes, Mr. Zhang, I, my brother, my brother accidentally damaged your car. Here is 2000 yuan. Take it. Take it."
Li Wei looked relatively calm when he didn't move.
He looks like a big brother.
But when he took out the money, his tone and actions revealed his fear.
Especially his hands were shaking.
"You don't have to pay so much. This Santana is not expensive, just 500 yuan."
Although it is a matching car, it does have some paint chipped off.
Under normal circumstances, it should be enough to cover the cost of a hundred yuan, but the Fourth Son store is more expensive.
So he charged 500 yuan.
"Since you voluntarily admit that you are cheating, let's take a trip."
Put silver handcuffs on the other party.
One of the officers got into the Mercedes.
"Officer, you didn't take a long time to take notes in the past, right?"
Zhang Lingtian wanted to ask about the time.
It is already 04:30.
If he had to write notes for an hour or two, he might not be able to make it in time for dinner.
"Mr. Zhang, if you have anything to do, go ahead and do it. There is no need to take notes. We already have enough evidence here."
The captain answered.
"You don't have to go? Okay, okay, I happen to have something to do here."
Zhang Lingtian smiled when he heard that there was no need to take notes.
Then both parties said hello and left.
"I really didn't expect that I would bump into someone as soon as I came out. But the policemen in the imperial capital are really awesome and they arrived at the scene in just 3 minutes."
Jiang Xiaohan said to the live broadcast room with a sigh of emotion.
"It's true that we were not very lucky, but the speed of the police dispatch is really worthy of praise."
Zhang Lingtian nodded affirmatively.
"awesome!"
Jiang Xiaohan raised his thumb.
"Next we are going to the Suolong Interchange in Xicheng District that everyone is talking about. Boss, do you think there may be supernatural beings in that place? Is it really as scary and weird as netizens say?"
The car has already started moving.
Of course, the most taboo thing about a live broadcast is the silence.
Jiang Xiaohan found another topic.
"Believe in science, there is nothing magical about it."
Zhang Lingtian said something.
"What if, I mean what if, boss, your car really breaks down over there?"
Xiaohan continued to expand on this topic.
"Then I think there must be a scientific explanation."
on high speed.
A black Santana was driving.
More and more people gathered in the live broadcast room at this time.
The number reached 300 million.
Everyone is interested in Boss Zhang's plan to explore the weird Suolong Interchange.
Of course, what just happened to them was naturally spread.
【Yuhuang Emperor Car Owners Group】
"I am as pure as a glass: Hahaha, brothers are laughing so hard, do you know what big thing happened?"
All major group chats are forwarding it.
"What's wrong, Technician No. 99, your friend was chased to your home after going out on a date?"
"It's so tragic! So enjoyment is enjoyment, and you must not expose yourself. Look, this tragedy has happened twice!"
They were talking about a brother who was down on his luck.
Go play in their city.
And as a Yuhuang Emperor car owner, you must maintain your health.
Here comes the key point.
This brother who came over to play canceled the dinner he originally planned for that night and even sent pictures.
It turned out that the other party had made an appointment with the massage technician during the day, and at the same time he said, "Dude, you must be awesome."
After four months it was really amazing.
After the appointment that night, I naturally went through the process again. The key point is that the other party did not protect me during this process.
Four months later, this guy was out hanging out, and suddenly a pretty girl came to the door and told him that she was pregnant, and it belonged to that friend.
The friend who was outside at the time exploded.
Immediately ran back.
In the end, of course, I decided to do it, it was really his!
If you don't agree to the fight, you won't get living expenses.
No, I just got the news that this guy made the most awesome decision in his life.
That means you are really married to a massage girl!
The invitation was just sent.
Normal people know how to take protective measures. The brother lamented that the girl said she would take medicine afterwards. He watched her take it, but later she said she took medicine for a cold...
As for how I found his home address.
I wrote this down when I checked in...
While talking about this, the person above, Pure as a Glass, also said that he had a friend like this.
So everyone thought it was the other party that also exploded.
They all regretted.
Boys who go out for massage must protect themselves, otherwise they will be targeted~
"I am as pure as a glass: Bah, bah, bah, what the hell? My brother hasn't replied to me yet. What I want to say is that there is actually a fool who wants to touch the porcelain Lord of Hell!"
The group friend said.
Then he also posted a video in the group.
After all, the live broadcast was on at the time and many people saw it.
It’s not difficult to record.
"My dear, this guy is so bold!"
"Driving a Mercedes-Benz to get married, are all the rich people so crazy now?"
After this video was played, everyone looked in disbelief.
"This is usually done by car repair shops or car rental companies. The car has scratches from the beginning. If you don't pay full attention to driving, you will be blown up when you get out of the car. It's easy to be fooled. We have a car repair shop here, it works. A second-hand luxury car crashed into a wall to cheat the insurance company. All I can say is that the world is a big place and full of wonders, so please go ahead and cherish it. Illegal and criminal records will affect your children, so I hope you will cherish it!"
"Normally, my friend who rides online will encounter him four or five times a year. Just don't pick him up and drive away. Don't stop. Even if you stop, call the alarm and insurance immediately. Don't be threatened by the other person. Normally this kind of thing People rely on themselves to be numerous and fierce!"
"To popularize a little knowledge, generally speaking, if a person or a person often has a police party record or an insurance alarm record within a day, then this person must be in trouble. When the other party hears you saying that you want to call the police, they will take the initiative to say forget it, so this If this happens, call the police directly and don’t keep it private!”
"Good guy, it turns out this is blackmail. I've encountered it before. There was a sound of a stone being thrown behind the car. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a car dodge me. I thought he disliked me for driving slowly, so I accelerated all the way. He rushed, followed me for 20 kilometers, kept dodging, and at the end of the exit he went out and stopped following me."
……
The Yuhuang Emperor car owner group is still a car owner group.
In addition to talking about girls, there is still something useful to talk about about health care.
Some car owners have done various popular science.
But in every word, he looked down upon these people.
After all, who would think highly of people who make money by touching porcelain?
imperial capital.
Zhang Lingtian and the others had already gotten off the highway.
"Dear friends, there are still 2 minutes left to reach the Suolong Interchange that everyone is talking about. Today we will also walk based on the road you described before, starting from the weird 360-degree ramp, but we basically don't It’s a stop, just a walk around in normal driving conditions, so don’t come over and watch.”
Although there were some hiccups on the way, we are finally ready to reach the Suolong Interchange in the XC area.
Jiang Xiaohan serves as the commentator in the live broadcast room today, so he will not tell netizens the route in advance.
"Now this is a circular ramp, and then it is what everyone calls a [-]-degree downhill slope, right? There is indeed a row of large pillars in front of it, but I don't notice anything wrong when I drive now."
Zhang Lingtian has basically seen what netizens said, and Jiang Xiaohan also changed the front camera into a rear camera.
"Is this the place that netizens in the Imperial City are talking about? It feels like a very normal place under the overpass."
"Hmm, could it be that such a big bend made the car owner a little dizzy and hit a pillar?"
"No, that's not the case at all. This pillar is like a ghost. Sometimes it appears in front of you for no reason. This is what happened to me before!"
"Wait and see, it's not there yet, like 100 meters downhill."
"+1."
Water friends outside think this is an ordinary pillar.
The local brother jumped out and told what happened to him.
"Looking at it now, I also feel that this is a normal overpass pillar. Let's see if there will be an accident where the kid pulls the steering wheel."
Jiang Xiaohan is not easy to judge now.
Wait until the boss goes downhill and get to this pillar.
"The spiral ramp is over, and now it's what everyone calls a straight downhill."
Zhang Lingtian holds the steering wheel.
"There are still ten meters away from the pillar. Everything about the steering wheel is normal and there is no problem. Moreover, the traffic flow here is relatively small. I think it may be because there are few cars and the alertness is not enough. In addition, accidents occur frequently due to the spinning in circles, so everyone I still believe that there are no ghosts and gods in science.”
Zhang Lingtian walked downhill at [-] to [-] degrees.
We are about to reach this pillar.
The driving experience is good so far.
【Ding!The system is undergoing a special scan. Please do not move the host, otherwise the scan may fail. 】
Suddenly at this moment, a voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind.
"???"
the next moment.
He glanced backwards and forwards.
No car! !
What is the system scanning? ?
... (end of this chapter)
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