I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 79 The Internet is Boiling, Double Happiness!
"It's nothing! Damn it, my wife is so cool!!"

"Hahaha, Boss Zhang is really a national hero this wave, I love it! I hope good things come in pairs!!"

"Happy! The King of Hades told you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch, today I announce that my dumpling restaurant will be [-]% off!!"

"Speaking of which, Yan Wang's wave is really generous! I just don't know how the celestial groups will answer at the next press conference. After all, the netizens I went to the international forum to see the chicken in the pot are all jumping! Everyone said they would condemn it , I want the rabbit to give them an explanation!"

Yesterday was just the news of the spraying.

It is unlikely that the other party will die with the medical condition of the foot pot chicken.

It turned out to be gone this morning.

Hades' curse is so terrifying, it seems that only someone who understands the boss can withstand it.

Ping An funeral shop.

"Sweet! Why are you so early!!"

Jiang Xiaohan came over and wanted to open the door.

It turned out that Li Tiantian and Su Wei had already arrived at Baishipu in the early eight o'clock.

"Sister Xiaohan, the speaking group will be launched soon, come and see how they plan to deal with the reporter!!"

Li Tiantian waved excitedly, and many people were paying attention to this press conference.

Not only their country, but netizens from all over the world, such as Foot Pot Chicken and Eagle Sauce, and even Yingying Empire, are focusing their attention on this.

The conference site.

Numerous cameras are aimed.

The reporter of the foot pot chicken clenched his fists.

Eyes wide open.

It actually uses mysterious magic to control it remotely.

Then kill!
despicable! !
They must have understood the boss's work, and they must have done it!
Thinking of this, the reporter from the foot pot chicken exchanged glances with the reporter from Bald Eagle Sauce.

Everything is ready, and now we are waiting for the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to come out.

"Good morning, everyone."

At this time, the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs went straight to the speaking seat.

He was wearing a handsome black suit and black rimless glasses at the moment.

The most distinctive thing is the small eyes that can be narrowed into a line. Li Zhao, known as brother Zhao in the Jianghu, his answer is deeply loved by the people. Just now, some netizens called him elegant and easy-going. The sun shines on the earth. Blind other people's eyes.

As one of the members of the Tiantuan, he acted like a wind, and soon entered the questioning session after the routine related cases.

"As we all know, yesterday our beloved Mr. Yamabe was attacked at [-] pm and died at [-] am this morning, and all this happened after a concern. According to relevant reports, many people think that it was your Zhang Lingtian of the Guoping Baishi Shop used magic to control the spraying caused by the killer, and the boss also got unlucky one after another after paying attention, and was even investigated by the federal police, how do you explain this?!"

The reporter of the foot pot chicken was the first to speak.

Everyone also very consciously gave each other the opportunity to speak first.

"Okay, thank you for your question. First of all, we express our deep sympathy, regret and condolences for Mr. Yamabe's unexpected death."

Brother Zhao answered in a very official tone.

The reporter of the foot pot chicken stared.

Journalists from other countries also looked at each other.

After all, the words after the official tone are the key.

"But now it's the 21st century. In a scientific society with a highly developed civilization, it's still ridiculous for ordinary citizens of our country to be framed on the grounds of feudal superstition. We strongly condemn some people with ulterior motives in the foot pot chicken country!!"

The sound fell, and there was a second pause.

"This is just a coincidence. Mr. Zhang Lingtian, a Chinese citizen, paid attention to Mr. Shanbei from your country and Mr. Dong from the other side of the ocean out of love."

"???"

Eagle Sauce and Foot Pot Chicken Reporter, look at me and I look at you.

Something happened just after I got your attention, do you call this a coincidence?

So understated and calm!

You just ask the people present who believe it!
Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open?
Uh, no, he seems to have closed his eyes...

"Brother Zhao Niu wow!!!"

The netizens who were watching the live broadcast immediately applauded on the spot.

Seeing the shriveled look of the chicken in the foot pot and the bewildered expression of the bald eagle reporter felt inexplicably cool! !
This is Tiantuan! !

"However, your domestic netizens are celebrating again and again, and some even directly call him a national hero. It is hard not to make people think that this is not a premeditated murder."

The foot pot chicken sent elite reporters today.

Respond quickly and prepare to fight back.

"Chinese netizens are only expressing indignation towards Mr. Yamabe of your country because of their patriotism. Instead, they should face up to history and reflect on why similar misunderstandings have occurred."

Brother Zhao's tone was calm, and he even practiced Tai Chi.

"KO—"

At this moment, a voice rang in the minds of everyone watching the live broadcast.

Zhang Lingtian was naturally also watching the live broadcast.

After all, he also wanted to know how the speaking group would respond when something like this happened.

The result was directly shocking.

Professional, really awesome!

"The photographer is so cheap... I really like what to do!"

At the same time, many people frantically called the photographer.

Because the other party also specially made a close-up for the reporter of the foot pot chicken.

The other party was a little confused before, but now he is completely confused and autistic, even holding his chest faintly.

It's like a heartache! !

For a time, it attracted a lot of applause!

"Any more questions?"

Brother Zhao directly ignored the reporter who was clutching his heart in a mess in the wind and rain, and the little eyes that glanced at the others seemed to say, that's it?Are you still playing tricks?
"Your country has 5000 years of civilization inheritance, and the evil Gu technique is also among them. The netizens of the foot pot chicken country and the rabbit country are also in the same line of history. They think this is very possible, otherwise how could such a coincidence happen? Just now In less than 24 hours, Mr. Yamabe had an accident, as did the boss in our country, who was seriously ill and even more strangely investigated by the federal police."

The foot pot chicken fell, and the reporter from Bald Eagle Sauce appeared.

"Really? But the information I intercepted yesterday is obviously a mockery of our country by netizens. They also said that the so-called 5000-year-old civilization still uses so-called witchcraft to scare people in this scientific era. This kind of behavior It’s even more ridiculous than a drama, and I even heard that Mr. Zhang Lingtian and the others will travel to other countries after winning the lottery, and they even summoned warriors to make Mr. Zhang, a liar, look good.”

"This……"

Bald Eagle's spokesman was a bit at a loss for words.

After all, it is true that netizens reacted fiercely to yesterday's foot pot chicken.

Ridiculous people is a magic stick.

So wanting to use this as a basis today is indeed a bit self-defeating, and it is not appropriate.

"Also, who in the world doesn't know that Mr. Yamabe was shot and killed by the former member of the guards on the mountain during his speech. This is obviously an internal matter of the foot pot chicken country, so why did he put the hat on Mr. Zhang Lingtian? As for Does your country understand that the boss is also Mr. Zhang Lingtian who used magic to control the federal police? Since you think Mr. Zhang has such a terrifying ability, are you going to invite him to be the village chief of the global village next?"

Brother Zhao asked back.

"This……"

The corner of Bald Eagle's reporter's mouth twitched slightly.

The reporter with the foot pot chicken tightly pinched his chest.

Is it useless for the elder brother to come?

"The Internet age has given everyone the opportunity to speak. There are always some netizens who lack scientific education. Here I want to say that Mr. Zhang Lingtian is just an ordinary citizen of our country. I hope everyone will not use this to promote superstitious theology. This is always A scientific materialistic world, a scientific world, you two, right?"

The topic was thrown back again.

"Yes, thank you speaker for your answer."

Although Yingjiang's reporter was angry, he could only go down the steps.

After all, as an official representative, he definitely can't take the lead in this kind of situation, right?

"This is indeed a world of scientific materialism. As a high-quality country with advanced science and rational education, we will also correct the improper perception of a very small number of netizens as soon as possible."

The foot pot chicken reporter also stood up and replied.

What more can he say.

Even if they suspect that the other party really has magic that they don't know, but as an official representative, they can only stand firm.

"So I believe that Mr. Zhang Lingtian will definitely not encounter any trouble in his trip to the foot pot chicken in one month, and he will feel the high-quality warmth in a foreign country."

Brother Zhao said a word very flatly.

"Bangdang-"

The reporter with the foot pot chicken couldn't sit still and fell to the ground!
There are not a few people who can't hold back at the moment.

"Bulfrog bullfrog—"

"Brother Zhao, male god!!!"

"Look at the frightening chicken in the foot pot, I can't even sit still!"

"Hahaha, I'm going to die in front of Brother Zhao, this time I'm going to die. One month later, Lord Yan said that he will meet you on the street of Daying!!"

"Upstairs, what is the king of hell, this is Mr. Zhang Lingtian, does an ordinary citizen of our rabbit country know? Don't promote superstition!!"

Many people burst into laughter in front of the live broadcast screen.

I have to say that watching the eagle sauce and the foot pot chicken eat at the same time is really refreshing!

"puff--"

Ping An funeral shop.

The three of them also laughed out loud.

As expected of a news team, this answer is beautiful!

Those reporters who wanted to make things difficult couldn't find any hope at all, and they even seemed to have a chance to go to the foot pot chicken group building?

A month later.

It should be fine then.

And after being busy for so long, I have to go and have fun.

"Mr. Li Zhao, today is the day our Mr. Yamabe passed away. Is it appropriate for your assistant to wear a red suit?"

The reporter was embarrassed, and he happened to notice that Li Zhao's assistant in the distance was wearing a red suit.

Isn't this a blatant provocation!

Others also looked a little differently.

In fact, Rabbit Country is really unkind. Although I know you are happy, it is a press conference after all. Can you pretend a little bit?
"So, according to you, do you mean that all the people wearing red clothes are insulting your country?"

Brother Zhao asked suspiciously.

"Don't you think this explanation is a bit of a sneaky change of concept? Everyone knows that red in your country means festive!"

Reporters from Bald Eagle join in!

"Regarding this question, there is an old saying in our country that says, "Don't judge a gentleman's heart with the heart of a villain. If you translate it into a foreign language that you can understand, that is, if your eyes are dirty, you can't see anything." It's dirty, and dressing is a person's freedom, let alone getting mad over a piece of clothing."

After Brother Zhao said, Wang Zhi looked left and right with his contemptuous eyes.

Then he stopped and took a sip of water.

The Bald Eagle reporter also pinched his heart.

When the reporter of the foot pot chicken heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to find a quick-acting rescue pill! !
Because their questions not only did not get the answers they wanted, but they were choked back by the other party.

It was nine o'clock.

The press conference will end soon.

Brother Zhao's divine answer made the headlines directly.

"Fuck! How is this possible!"

"Yan Wang Ye said this is the spray??"

"Please correct me, he is called Mr. Zhang, an ordinary citizen! He is not the King of Hades, I hope you all know it. /Goutou"

Many netizens who stayed up late just woke up, and some just finished commuting and just went to work to catch fish.

When they read this eye-catching news, their pupils constricted instantly, and some even understood what the so-called spray death meant.

It turned out that they didn't open the layout before!

[5. Yamabe was attacked yesterday afternoon on the streets of Sakura, and announced that the rescue failed at [-]:[-] this morning and died. What do you think about this incident? 】

almost.

This news also rushed to the hot search list.

occupied the fifth position.

"Seeing those brothers who mocked Lord Yan yesterday delete their accounts, I feel relieved."

"To borrow a sentence from Xiao Wang's trumpet, today is another day when my faith explodes!"

"Yesterday, I thought the other party could be rescued. After all, it didn't seem like a big problem, and the other party could dodge by himself, but you told me this morning that he was cold? Today is indeed a day of belief!"

"Yan Wang told us that spraying to death is not just a superficial spraying with the mouth, but a literal meaning, really spraying to death! I would like to call this second-shooter on the mountain the first shot in the Asian server!!"

"I have to congratulate this wave. I thank the bodyguards for their full cooperation. They didn't play any role in the whole incident and successfully became the mascot. By the way, who boasted how awesome these bodyguards are before? They are really awesome ! The master’s family was killed and they didn’t react.”

Almost water friends have posted.

"@小言君, really, really got sprayed to death!!"

"Brother, I suggest you learn from the third brother with a flat head, hurry up and run away!! @小言君"

"You are the first person who dared to directly call and complain about Hades, Mr. Yamabe is really gone now, maybe the next one will be yours! @小言君"

In the group where the recording was released yesterday.

One after another, they all turned to Aite, the skinny man named Mr. Xiaojing.

Really sprayed to death.

Not a single word is superfluous.

Fortunately, they also mocked in the group yesterday and did not post it outside.

But this Xiaojingjun is different.

The other party not only scolded Hades, but even sent the other party's recording to ask questions.

Now the bottom of this post is all about asking and answering whether the Lord has gone abroad.

[The group is: Mr. Xiaojing has left the group chat]

Yet they talked and talked.

This guy named Xiaojing quit the group chat.

"This, how is this possible!!"

He looked at the news on the computer and was extremely surprised! !

You must know that the medical level of Sakura Country is the top level in the world.

In human terms, as long as you have one breath, you can be saved.

Logically speaking, it is impossible for Mr. Yamabe to have an accident.

But when he woke up and saw the explosive group chats and news, his mind went blank.

Anti Hades Alliance.

【Administrator MC Feige has left the group】

【Administrator Xiaoai has left the group】

【Administrator Rhubarb has left the group】

……

"What the hell? Why are you all running away?"

"Brother Fei, don't leave, aren't you going to be the leader of the alliance!!"

There was a mess in the group.

【50. Dissolution of the Anti-Yama Alliance】

The most searched scarf.

The Anti-Yan Wang Alliance announced its dissolution.

All moderators have left the group chat.

The group owner randomly gave it to a group member who had just entered.

"What? Disbanded? Lifespan is only 48 hours?"

"Hahaha, against the Hades Alliance, Boss Zhang is completely stunned by every method, now let's see who you are against!"

"Yesterday, the ally leader got cold and the murderer was the brand who wanted to bring the goods to the other party. Today, even Yamabe, who had the national luck protection, is gone. I seem to hear Boss Zhang saying you come!"

"Hurry up and send Boss Zhang out, go ho ho foot pot chicken!"

"Don't come back after sending it out, right?"

"Damn it! My brother advises you to delete the comment quickly, and it will be troublesome if Boss Zhang gives you a follow package."

"Don't tell me, Brother Zhao's deception method is really powerful today. Since the Anti-Hades Alliance has fallen, the war game will be launched!!"

Under the Anti-Yan Wang Alliance, all the water friends chatted in full swing.

He even said that he would set up a war game.

In fact, they all understand now!

Boss Zhang is 100% recruited by the government or has some kind of cooperation with the government.

Ordinary citizens!
People in the Rabbit Kingdom probably know the identity of the other party, the Living Hades!

But it is definitely not acceptable to the outside world.

Otherwise, how can ordinary citizen Boss Zhang play a role in blaming the enemy country, right?
"Forehead……"

Ping An funeral shop.

Originally, Zhang Lingtian called it excellent after watching Brother Zhao's speech.

As a result, when he saw rows of people brushing ordinary citizens at him under his Douyin, Zhang Lingtian fell silent.

What is the structure of this group of people's brains every day.

And the news that I won the lottery is too exaggerated.

Even Brother Zhao knew it!
"Brother Onion, this method is amazing!!"

in a villa.

The young man looked at the torn onion and gave a thumbs up.

"I'm looking forward to the team building life of our ordinary citizen, Boss Zhang, in a 'high-quality' country."

Tear the onion with a different smile.

The hype is of course the driving force behind him.

Looking at brother Zhao's remarks today, no matter whether this living hell king has reached a tacit understanding with the authorities, it is always right to send him out for a trip anyway.

"Hahaha, I look forward to it too."

The youth is gearing up.

Baishi shop.

"Congratulations boss for becoming an ordinary citizen!!"

Zhang Lingtian was sitting in the office, Li Tiantian and Su Wei opened the door and said with smiles.

"Am I not an ordinary citizen before?"

Zhang Lingtian frowned and asked.

"Forehead……"

Li Tiantian and Su Wei glanced at each other.

"Boss, it's not important. Now I believe that after Brother Zhao's words are over, our company's account will definitely increase its followers crazily. The sales of our company's products will definitely increase greatly, and the financial resources will be abundant!"

Li Tiantian's mind turned quickly.

Change the subject with lightning speed.

"..."

Zhang Lingtian glanced angrily.

"By the way, boss, did you say that person is also 24 hours?"

I saw that Li Tiantian couldn't help gossiping at this time.

Don't we all want to have a good time?

In fact, she really wanted to!
"I don't know, just wait."

Zhang Lingtian spread his hands.

He checked the system information.

within three days.

There is no specific time.

Then the reason is that life is coming to an end.

Saying that her life is worth it.

"It's said that Wuwu's side has already started making all kinds of flags and mourning supplies. I guess it's almost here."

Su Wei received some gossip and leaned into Li Tiantian's ear.

"You thought you were the only one who saw it, and I saw it too. Didn't I want to ask the boss, after all, the other party's timing is truly accurate."

As Li Tiantian is a gossip expert, there are naturally many gossip groups.

But she still wanted to hear some accurate news from her boss.

"Boss, our company account lost followers today!!"

Jiang Xiaohan has been monitoring the data.

Come over and report at this time.

"Drop powder!!"

Li Tiantian's pupils constricted!
"How did this happen? Why did you lose powder??"

she asked suspiciously.

Normally, a man like the boss who is often on the hot search list should increase his followers crazily, how could he lose his followers!

However, their company's account is indeed a little slow to increase fans.

Normally, if the boss has this level of traffic, the company account is estimated to have 800 million fans or even tens of millions of fans.

As a result, it is only more than 300 million now.

"Could it be that Hades post?"

Su Wei suddenly thought of something! !

"I see. Has any merchant approached us for cooperation recently?"

Zhang Lingtian was actually very calm about this, because the drop of followers had already started last night.

He is a funeral anchor.

Ordinary people must be too unlucky to pay attention.

After all, in many people's minds, those who do white things are unlucky existences.

Besides, the family members don’t know how to explain it when they saw you.

The second is the Hades post summarized by netizens yesterday.

Although it's not true, it couldn't bear the blind obedience of netizens, and even rushed to the top ten of the hot search list.

One of them is that he is ready to attack fans.

It is recommended that ordinary people run away quickly.

Those who want to seek wealth in danger can stay.

Indeed, at present, the ability of himself, the Chosen One, can only scan fans.

Most of the scanned ones are high-risk followers.

At first everyone thought it was just an accident.

But with the coolness of the first fan Chunjiang Kuge and the second fan I'm like a blast, everyone will be able to recover even if they are unresponsive.

So it is normal for some water friends to unfollow.

That's it.

After all, he couldn't stop these things.

Or ask if there is any brand side looking for them to cooperate.

After this funeral business, they have no other orders for the time being.

"There are, but many of them are chapters of consulting companies."

Jiang Xiaohan was a little helpless.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows what it means to use the seal of the consulting company instead of the seal of the company.

Obviously it was Li Kui and Li Gui.

"Okay, as long as it can't be confirmed that it belongs to our company, then don't sign this contract."

Zhang Lingtian confessed.

Although he is short of money, he will not want such ill-gotten gains.

"Ok."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

She thought so too.

There is no way to be sure that she will not sign.

"Okay, then you can go to work first."

Zhang Lingtian said.

"And the Wanda Mall called us, saying that we need some time to go there to receive the prize, boss, look..."

Jiang Xiaohan looked at Zhang Lingtian with beautiful eyes.

"Are you going to accept the award? I'm not free today. Let's go after the funeral tomorrow afternoon."

Zhang Lingtian thought for a second and replied.

"Boss! Does that mean we're really going to travel with Jiaopenji?!"

Li Tiantian's eyes were like glowing light bulbs when she heard this! !
She thought the boss would not go!
Jiang Xiaohan was also a little surprised.

She thought that the boss's character would not go out to play!

In the end, I didn't expect to agree to accept the award.

Su Wei is also a little unbelievable! !

"If you don't have anything to do, it's good to go out for a while, anyway, someone will fund it."

Speaking of which, they haven't held a group building in Baishipu yet.

Now that you've become a lucky customer for the anniversary, let's go out and have some fun. It's also good to relax.

"yeah--"

"Long live the boss—"

Su Wei and Li Tiantian were extremely excited.

Jiang Xiaohan glanced at the data on the phone.

Lost attention again.

There were more than 300 million followers before, but now there are more than 280 million left.

It was a terrible fall.

She even has an idea now.

You said that the boss agreed to go out to play, is it a big game of chess, planning to change from a funeral anchor to a travel blogger and make money?
She feels that the boss is generous, but he still attaches great importance to money.

Maybe this money is also one of the tasks of his assessment.

"Okay, okay, go about your own business."

Zhang Lingtian entered the office.

In a blink of an eye, one day has passed.

And this afternoon.

Hearing that Hades is coming, the foot pot chicken exploded!

They don't trust ordinary citizens!
Rabbit's mouth, deceiving ghost, there must be something wrong with this guy! !
"Boss, let's go first."

Li Tiantian and the others said goodbye to Zhang Lingtian.

"Crack-"

Zhang Lingtian was the last to lock the door.

Then got into his own Passat.

Another day passed.

Nothing really happened today, but it went by pretty fast.

【Ding!The target of interest has died. 】

As soon as he arrived downstairs in the community, suddenly a voice came from Zhang Lingtian's mind!
"Fuck?"

Zhang Lingtian's eyes froze.

I didn't expect it to be so fast!
[The host has canceled the funeral. 】

A funeral is out of the question.

After all, he, a small funeral shop, doesn't have this ability.

After the vehicle was parked, Zhang Lingtian checked and found that there was no news on the Internet yet.

Indeed, it is impossible to have information on the Internet about what happened just now.

Maybe it won't be released until tonight or tomorrow morning.

the other side.

It's seven o'clock.

Sauce country.

"What did you say!!"

Lying on the hospital bed, the face is a bit dark, and the boss's pupils are constricted at this moment!

"Yes."

The assistant next to him nodded.

Sure and sure!

"Isn't this Zhang Lingtian really the God of Death? What do you think will happen if I let him pay attention to Sleeping Old Man?!"

Knowing the boss suddenly had a plan.

……

　Less, less than [-] words, only [-] words, my head may not be clear yet, I will take it easy and fight again tomorrow! !Big guys ask for votes!Ask for votes! !

　
(End of this chapter)