I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 88 Burning Explosion, Tears!

At the same time, the domestic forums also completely exploded.

Other than the high-level executives, the first to get the news was the Zhanyou Bureau core group and other group chats with insiders!
"The management of Zhanyu Bureau: It exploded! Brothers, the toilet really exploded! Open champagne to congratulate our ordinary citizen, Mr. Zhang Lingtian!!"

"Great Management of War Game: Video.jpg"

The other party sent a video.

The excitement of this big manager can be felt across the screen.

After all, this ghostly place is one that many people want to blow up!

It finally came true today.

"Damn it, it's too violent. The god toilet was blown up right after boarding the plane, so what happened when it landed in the foot basin! Tsunami? Earthquake? Volcanic eruption?!"

"This isn't an explosion, it's someone who saw Hades coming and took the initiative to lift the top of his grave to greet him! By the way, he also set off firecrackers and shouted "Boom!!"

"Hahaha, this time the shrine of the foot pot chicken is really popular!"

Click on the video, it is the picture of the foot basin Jishen toilet burning raging fire.

And a lot of debris splashed out on the ground.

I don't know why I looked at the inexplicable decompression!

It turned out that the shrine of the foot pot chicken was being repaired today. Not long after the staff got on the roof, a thunder fell from the sky!
Immediately afterwards, the entire shrine exploded!

There was still a raging flame burning inside! !

As for the staff who repaired the roof of the shrine, they were also seriously injured by the blast.

Along with it, there is a clergyman wearing a black crown, holding a wooden square tablet, tiptoeing with his head down and wearing white culottes.

The main hall repairs the side halls to perform sacrifices.

As a result, the explosion wave directly rushed him into the quagmire of the nearby pool.

That so-called divine attire representing holiness was covered with mud!
The clergyman jumped his feet in anger.

"It's so scary! The magic toilet of the foot pot chicken exploded!"

In a university dormitory, a classmate who was visiting the website of Jiaopenji exclaimed.

"What? God's toilet exploded? Which warrior did a good job!!"

Another good young man who was masturbating and masturbating stopped, and looked at the roommate who was lying on the upper bunk in disbelief!

"I don't know, it is said that it was a lightning strike??"

"Lightning strike? Lightning strike is so terrifying? Damn it!!"

According to the video, we did see a thunderbolt from the blue sky, but it felt that after the lightning strike, it was delayed for a while before the violent explosion occurred in the sacred toilet, and the roof was blown off.

"You said that the sacred toilet of the foot pot chicken over here was struck by lightning and exploded just after taking off. Isn't this a coincidence!!"

"Tearful eyes! Boss Zhang has finally turned his back on evil, please allow me to shout, national hero!!!"

"I'm guilty. I unfollowed Boss Zhang before, and now I'll add it!"

Things quickly fermented, and the first to receive the news was naturally the active group of college students.

Classrooms, cafeterias, dormitories, playgrounds, benches... almost all of them are on this topic, after all, everyone doesn't have any good impressions of this divine toilet! ! !

Now being bombed, of course applause!
Especially this kind of lightning strike, the explosion without any direction is more comfortable.

As for you asking him if it was an accident!

This is of course an accident!
Right!

Absolutely none of their boss Zhang's business!

【50. God Toilet Explosion】

scarf.

In just a few minutes, it rushed directly to the hot search.

【44. God Toilet Explosion】

And soared at an extremely terrifying speed, even surpassing the last time Yamabe was sprayed!
Because everyone thought they couldn't die when it was sprayed, so although the heat was high, it was far from that, and it didn't blow up completely until the news that it was cold the next day came out! !

"The place where the god toilet is burned will be burned, and let the foot pot chicken feel the black smoke from the ancestral grave!"

"This kind of behavior is not advocated, because he didn't burn enough, and we didn't enjoy watching it enough!!"

"This kind of behavior is really not worth advocating. Exploding with a fire belt not only pollutes the environment but also makes noise. It would be great if there is a better way! /狗头"

"I agree with the above statement. Is it really good to pollute the environment and make noise? If innocent people are nearby, they may still be hurt. It is very painful. In the future, hydrogen bombs should be used so that the victims will have no pain, and it is also very painful. clean."

"Where are you environmentalists! Satan wants to kiss the back of your hand and call you Godfather!"

"Fuck, just read the first few words for your comments. I can't hold my big sword anymore. I'd better change into the enemy's clothes and whip the corpses! Boss Zhang, an ordinary citizen, will arrange a good job for you in the underworld. No need to worry about it." Worry about the future."

Comments soared one after another, and the topic changed from millions to millions and finally became tens of millions!

The water friends laughed one after another.

"Yan Wang is amazing! To celebrate, my dumpling restaurant is discounted at [-]% today!!!"

"Tell me the address!!"

Some water friends said that their dumpling restaurant was discounted again. Of course, I don’t know if this dumpling restaurant is an atmosphere group.

In addition to domestic boiling.

In the Bang Bang country next door, this incident also made the news.

"Is the foot pot chicken shrine on the other side blown up?"

"Really? Who did it? I've been sick of that thing for a long time! Is it from our country or from the rabbit next door?!"

"This brother did something I dare not do. I imagined going to a local air force base and flying an F18 full of ammunition to blow up this toilet!!"

"Indeed, he's awesome~, we must protect him! We can't let the hero get hurt!"

"It is said to have been struck by lightning!"

"What? Lightning strike? Could it be that the gods have manifested themselves?"

"I heard that there is a very wicked owner of the funeral shop on the side of the rabbit. As long as anyone pays attention, that person will die. This time, the other party's plane just flew to the foot pot chicken, and then the shrine was blown up."

This incident also made the news in the next-door Bangbang Country, and it caused a lot of waves for a while.

There was no one who did not praise this behavior.

International Forum.

The water friend of the foot pot chicken is fried!

"The rabbit is trying to show us off. I suggest that the army be dispatched directly to shoot down their so-called Hades plane with cannons! / Angry / Angry"

"Strongly condemn the rabbits! They did this on purpose! They are destroyers of world peace!!"

"How did being struck by lightning become a matter of rabbits? I don't understand the expression of Xiong Xiong Guo."

"Yeah, this is obviously an accident, what's the matter with the rabbit?"

"The ghost society is the source of human evil. I hope you will face up to history. Now God can't stand it anymore and even put a high hat on Boss Zhang. How many times have we emphasized that Boss Zhang is an ordinary citizen!"

"An ordinary citizen has been fabricated by you at will, and you say you want to bombard him with a cannonball. Look, this is the so-called high-quality foot pot chicken. It is simply a human devil!!"

"???"

In the international forum, members of Zhanyou Bureau with various IP addresses are dispatched!

After all, Boss Zhang has already fought such a beautiful battle, so they must play a role in fighting.

Beat it up! !

"I guess there must be some kind of war game among you people, right! Heh! There has never been a lightning strike in our shrine. Why did there be a lightning strike as soon as he came? Don't think that we don't know that this is the other side's secret way to destroy our country. Destiny of the country! Our country also has onmyojis, and when the time comes, we will definitely let you come and go!!"

"Not only are there onmyojis, but we also have ninjas! If you dare to ruin our national destiny and blow up the shrine with thunder, then the four of them will die in our place!!"

"Why do onmyoji and ninjas need to appear? I, Yamashita Ronin, a karate nine-dan with 142 million followers on Youtube, announced today that I am challenging this superfluous spiritual day for a shrine!!"

The anger of public opinion over the foot pot chicken is burning! !

He even asked Boss Zhang and his group to come and go!

There was even an Internet celebrity challenger.

"idiot--"

8919 flights.

Departure at 04:30, finish the ascent at [-] o'clock and come to the period of smooth flight.

Because there is a WiFi signal on the plane, many people are connected to the Internet.

Since it is a plane going to the foot pot chicken, there are naturally people with the foot pot chicken.

On the plane!
When the foot pot chicken person saw that their shrine exploded, the other party also exploded on the spot!

"Bastard——, Zhang Lingtian! I'm going to kill him!!!"

A man wearing a round mirror frame and standard attire clenched his fists!Gritting teeth!It looks as if the teeth are about to shatter! ! !
"Must be killed!!!"

Some of the people on the plane climaxed directly on the spot.

Because according to their current public opinion pointing.

This Zhang Lingtian is very suspicious!
As for the first class, it was peaceful.

The main reason is that Li Tiantian, the gossip information PHS, is immersed in material enjoyment.

The phone was thrown aside.

In a luxurious first-class cabin, where you can get a full range of massages and listen to music, why does she need a mobile phone?
Aren't you happy when you massage your hands and relax your body and mind?
Stay away from your cell phone.

Don't be a slave to your phone.

Not to mention the unlimited supply of snacks and fruits for four or five hours.

This is Li Tiantian's idea.

So she also missed the scene of watching the news in the core group.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be in the mood to enjoy it.

Instead, he was worried about whether he would be surrounded by people with chicken feet when he got off the plane.

After all, it just exploded on the plane!

Of course she hoped it had nothing to do with the boss.

But people with foot pot chickens don't think so, the other party will definitely blame their bosses!
Also team building!
Afraid to open a new dungeon for team building in the underworld!

And Jiang Xiaohan and Su Wei enjoyed it in much the same way.

Zhang Lingtian was receiving system rewards.

【Ding!System rewards have been issued!

Reward [-]: Real World Scan Card (Elementary)
Reward [-]: The new function of the system is enabled, please check for details. 】

At this moment, a row of large characters appeared in front of Zhang Lingtian.

It was actually a real-world scanning card again, but he thought it was pretty good.

If this card hadn't been automatically scanned at the airport, he might have died in the sea by now.

After all, he couldn't watch the live broadcast at the airport, no, even if he could watch the live broadcast, he couldn't be so lucky to scan the people around him.

And got on the plane double bad luck.

It's a cult member and there is a problem with the skin of the plane, even if the gods come, it's useless.

[Props: Real World Scanning Card (Elementary)]

There is an extra real-world scanning card in the props.

After receiving the reward, Zhang Lingtian clicked on the massage function.

How can you not enjoy the facilities here.

After all, he is just a small errand shop owner, but he has never sat in first class.

It seems that I have to go back and thank you very much.

As for system upgrades.

Let's wait until we get off the plane.

I guess it was Douyin again.

Just like that, Zhang Lingtian lay down.

The first-class cabin was filled with silence.

And the rear.

"Hi sir, this is the plane, please don't make any noise."

In view of the excitement of the foot pot chicken passengers, the flight attendants hurried over to appease them.

After all, this is an airplane.

"Do you know what happened just now! Our shrine! The temple of our ancestors was bombed!!!"

"Yes! That's the national soul of our foot pot chicken!!"

Many people hold a very respectful attitude towards the foot pot chicken in the shrine, and feel that the place is very sacred and inviolable!
It turned out to be bombed now!
This is simply their humiliation! !

It's as if someone wiped poop on their face! !

"Hi sir, we understand your heart very well..."

"You guys understand! This is our sacred and inviolable National Soul Club! I can't wait to strangle Zhang Lingtian right now, eat his flesh and drink his blood!!"

Seeing that the flight attendant couldn't figure it out, the flight attendant came over.

As a result, the man with round glasses and a standard-footed chicken face had a ferocious face, and he interrupted the chief purser's words mercilessly.

His hands look like nine-yin white bone claws!
The veins on the neck are also popping up! !
"right--!!"

Other people with chicken feet in the pot also seemed to have been injected with chicken blood.

"Boss Zhang is also to blame for being struck by lightning? He is just an ordinary citizen."

A young man from the Rabbit Country in the cabin replied.

"Lightning blew up our shrine, you call him an ordinary citizen! Let me tell you, you rabbit country must apologize to us, otherwise this matter will never end!!"

The man in the round glasses is furious.

"It's not over? The murderer Zhang Lingtian is in the first-class cabin in front. If you are so capable, go over and kill him."

Suddenly, a man with a Bang Bang accent said lightly.

Quiet.

It's quiet now.

All of them turned their eyes to this man with round glasses and a pot-footed chicken.

"This……"

He sat down slowly, tightly holding the briefcase in his hand.

He looked out of the window hastily, as if what happened just now had nothing to do with him...

"puff--"

For a while, many people couldn't hold back their laughter.

Wasn't it called just now?
How did you hear that Boss Zhang completely shut up in the first class?

The stewardess and the purser also looked blank, but since they had calmed down, they returned to their posts with smiles.

Naturally, there were many people from Rabbit Country on the plane, they were so excited.

Living Hades is really awesome! !
And it was even more joyful to see the people jumping their feet, especially the figure of the other party sitting down slowly after hearing the living Hades in the first-class cabin in front of them at the end, which made their stomachs ache!
I really want to have a good laugh!
As for why you didn't hate the other party just now, you said that the person who caused the trouble was in the first class in front, so you go fuck him.

Mainly a matter of position.

After all, the current mainstream just doesn't know, don't talk nonsense, we don't know anything, please don't frame our ordinary citizen Mr. Zhang Lingtian with ulterior motives.

So people from other countries say it's nothing.

But if people from your own country say such things, it is like stabbing your teammates.

Wouldn't the foot pot chicken be yelling at their rabbit country again, causing trouble for Brother Zhao and the others?

Be silent, just watch quietly.

But they were very curious about how the shrine of the foot pot chicken was blown up, and whether a lightning strike was really so powerful.

The roofs were knocked off.

Foot pot chicken.

"Baga——, how could it explode just because of a lightning strike!!"

Saburo Kurosaki is the person in charge of the shrine, and when he heard the shrine exploded, others followed suit! !
The shrine is the belief of the chicken country people. If it is not handled properly, he will take the blame and resign. He may even become a sinner of the empire and will not be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life!

Maybe the prime minister has to openly accept criticism from the public, especially now that this video has been circulated.

I believe that the high point of public opinion will be ushered in soon.

But the most important thing now is that they haven't found the murderer at all!If it was said that it was really caused by a lightning strike, he would never believe it! !

"Fuck??"

At the same time, a young man watched the news.

[Already concerned about Ping An Bai Shi Shop]

[You will reward 6666666 Douyin coins to Ping An Baishipu. 】

The young man's name is Niu Xiang.

Ceng once supported here in order to understand the foot pot chicken, and then stayed here.

But because of some historical reasons, he hated this holy toilet!
So I smuggled in a little material and hid it.

I plan to burn the shrine later, in the dead of night.

In the end, I never expected that Lord Yan would strike first!
He looked at the wife and daughter in the photo, and silently tipped each other 660 yuan.

Because if he wants to do this, his wife and children will definitely be separated in the end, but letting this god toilet in his heart is really hard to get over that hurdle.

Grandma's memorial day is approaching, and their whole family has been killed by these demons.

Frying or burning it is the biggest thought in his life.

But now a thunderbolt made his wish come true.

He can afford the sixty-six thousand! !

on the plane.

If Zhang Lingtian, who is having dinner, turns on Douyin, he will be surprised to find that his tipping is soaring.

"Make a confession and support the king of Hades!"

"It's nothing to say, students don't have much living expenses and invest 100 to show their hearts! I hope the next story will be exciting!"

"True heroes never let people get caught. Today, my faith in Lord Hades has exploded! This grenade strike is excellent!!!"

Zhang Lingtian's video account attracted a lot of comments from water friends.

Because some people were worried that directly blowing up the other party's holy toilet would cause conflicts between the two countries, and some minions inside the foot pot chicken would take the opportunity to make trouble.

At the same time, this has also created a big problem for the Foreign Affairs Bureau. How can I express my opinion?

Like you?Arrest you?protect you?Pretend nothing happened?None of this is obviously suitable!

But it's different now.

Lightning strike!
You can do anything! !

It has nothing to do with their rabbit country at all!
"Damn! Niubi!!!"

In Principal Cong's Douyin svip exclusive service group, the other party directly contacted Douyin Fang and recharged 50 yuan to his trumpet.

"Swipe brush-"

All of a sudden, more than 40 rewards went in, and Douyin's assistant, Yu Xiaoyun, was shocked!
Sure enough, Principal Onion is Hao!
However, what Boss Zhang did was really incendiary!

Foot pot chicken.

High-level meetings are being held urgently.

They are working on a policy.

appease the people.

Do your best to direct the blame for this matter to the rabbit!

At the same time, tomorrow will hold a press conference and a speech at the Foreign Affairs Office, focusing on this matter!

on the plane.

"Mr. Zhang Lingtian, this is the special after-dinner fruit given to you by the crew."

The flight attendant lady came over with fruit, which was a super big grape, a whole bunch.

Anyway, you can feel the luxurious atmosphere from a long distance.

"The special fruit for me? Why?"

Zhang Lingtian himself received the fruit but the others in Baishipu did not, which made him feel a little puzzled, why should he send the fruit to him.

It can't be that he is so outrageously willing to go there because he is handsome.

"Sir, this is the fruit given to you by the crew. There is still one hour left for this flight to arrive at Jiaopenji. I hope that Ping An Baishipu will have a wonderful team building here."

The flight attendant said with a smile.

"Boss! Could this be from the manager Xiao at the airport before!!"

Li Tiantian and the others got tired of massaging for more than three hours.

Just about to pick up the phone to play, but the huge grape in front of them directly shocked them!
"Probably so, come on, share a little of each."

The other party also thoughtfully equipped with a pair of small scissors.

Zhang Lingtian cut a part and distributed it to Su Wei, Li Tiantian and the little assistant.

To be honest, he really couldn't think of anyone else except that Manager Xiao.

"Sister Xiaohan, why are you looking at me like that!!"

But suddenly at this moment, Jiang Xiaohan's beautiful eyes stared at Li Tiantian.

Li Tiantian was about to eat and was completely confused by this look.

The four of them seat front, back, left, and right.

And the seats can also be rotated, so now they are facing each other.

"You, you really told the boss at that time!!!"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at Li Tiantian in disbelief and asked.

She just connected to the Internet and watched the news, and now she has no words to express her inner shock!
"What happened to Miss Xiaohan???"

Su Wei was also a little confused when he saw Jiang Xiaohan's expression.

"What did I tell the boss??"

Li Tiantian also looked surprised.

"See for yourself! And you said you didn't tell the boss about your outrageous plans that day!"

The computer turns!
What came into view was the news of the explosive toilet of the foot pot chicken.

"Sweet you!!!"

Su Wei's pupils constricted!

He finally remembered what Li Tiantian said that day.

Let the boss change his image.

Explode the god toilet now, and then...

"Bangdang-"

Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, a grape as big as a night pearl slipped from Li Tiantian's mouth without warning and fell to the ground!

Five and ten minutes until landing.

The magic toilet of the foot pot chicken is blown up, can you still travel well this time? ?
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