Doomsday housewives: the head of the family does not bow down

Chapter 84
Mu Cang did not allow Simian to step into the building of the funeral parlor, so he just walked around the outer wall of the building and said, "There is a mountain behind, and the mountains are full of tombs."

Mu Cang took out the map and looked at it, pointing to one of the locations, "Qishan Cemetery. That means we are here now, Qishan Funeral Parlor."

There are many funeral services in Juancheng, but Qishan is the most well-known among them.

Because he has never been on a local TV station, or a ghost-seeking program about goblins and ghosts on the urban channel.

Mu Cang remembered that this midnight show had mediocre ratings on the TV station, but it had a high follow-up rate on the Internet, and from time to time it could be listed in the city's hot searches for several days.

But later, because too many netizens who liked supernatural events came to the funeral home to explore and take secret photos, which seriously affected the normal working order in the funeral home, security was strengthened.

As a result, the enhanced security this time directly caused a serious fight between the anchor team of Tanling and the security guards.

Because of this incident, Qishan Funeral Parlor's reputation on the Internet is mixed, and there are many negative information aimed at discrediting Qishan, such as stealing corpse organs, molesting beautiful women's corpses, collecting corpse oil for reselling, and so on.

Just one month before the end, on May [-]th, a murder case occurred in Qishan Funeral Parlor.

The police did not disclose the specific situation to the public for the time being, and the TV station also kept silent. Mu Cang saw this news from a former colleague's circle of friends.

But she didn't care at that time. Supernatural programs like to start with the word "death" to attract people to click. But after entering, the answer is often just the truth such as misunderstandings, oolongs, and coincidences.

Mu Cang's memory of this incident is still fresh, because the Qishan funeral home was indeed blocked by the police. On the picture of eating melons at that time, there was a yellow cordon, which was very eye-catching.

Looking at this funeral home now, it really looks like it has been closed for a long time.

The funeral car under the carport was covered in dust, and the upper floors of the building were also locked.

Si Mian went to check the gate they broke in last night, and found that the gate was damaged by external force, and there was also a big copper lock hanging on it before that.

Mu Cang held the map and said nothing for a long time.

Si Mian approached and asked softly, "Sister, are you familiar with this funeral home?"

Mu Cang shook his head, "I just heard some supernatural news about this funeral home. But it's normal. Many funeral homes will entrust some writers to post on public accounts, forums, self-media platforms, etc. in order to gain popularity in the industry. Make up some supernatural stories about HE endings to promote the professionalism, warmth, safety, and comfort of your funeral home, portraying it as the last harbor, the nearest paradise, etc. Didn’t you see these labels?”

Simian shook his head, "I'm not interested in supernatural beings."

Mu Cang suddenly had an idea and asked, "Are you afraid of cockroaches?"

Simian shook his head.

Mucang asked again: "Caterpillars? Rats? Chickens with sharp beaks? Or slippery loaches, eels, or poisonous snakes?"

Si Mian still shook her head, and asked back, "Is my sister afraid of the suburban environment?"

Mu Cang's face twitched, thinking of Si Mian tearing off the skin of a toad with a knife in his hand, he thought, this warrior can't possibly be afraid of bugs.

She said: "Some strong men are afraid of wriggling bugs. It seems that you don't belong to this category. You are only afraid of illusory ghosts."

Si Mian immediately retorted, "Sister, I'm not afraid of ghosts!"

Mu Cang: "Really? Then why did you walk around the whole funeral parlor, but missed yesterday's hanging coffin?"

Si Mian was speechless, she lowered her head, "I'll go and have a look."

He felt that the funeral car was very strange, and it always made people feel uncomfortable, but he couldn't find a reason.

It's just a decorated funeral car, at most it's just an extra coffin, what's so scary?
Simian turned around and walked towards the car from yesterday.

Mu Cang hugged his son and followed closely behind him.

"Sister, don't worry, I'm really not afraid."

"Don't worry, I'll hold my son to eat."

When they walked over, they discovered that the special funeral car was gone, and plain white paper money was spread all over the ground, as if there had never been a car parked here.

Xiao Zai asked: "Where is Dai Huahua's RV?"

Mu Cang was puzzled: "RV?"

Xiao Zai nodded and pointed in the direction of the roof, "It has eaves and a roof. It looks more like a RV than our ambulance RV."

Mu Cang looked sideways at their white ambulance—the reinforced illegal terrace on the roof stood firm in the storm, and the verdant green was much more vibrant than when it was just pulled out.

Sure enough, the vitality of the crops is much stronger than that of the flowers, and they don't need time to slow down the seedlings. When you look at them, they are completely natural to their ambulances.

Xiao Zai slipped down from his mother's arms and trotted around, but couldn't find the car. He asked, "Brother Simian, is that a ghost car?"

Si Mian shook her head, "I saw this place in the morning, I'll go around the back, and come here again, why is the car gone?"

Mu Cang had been in the parking lot, but she did not hear the sound of the engine starting, nor did she see any car drive away.

This weirdest funeral car seemed to disappear out of thin air after dawn.

She saw two men at home, one old and one young, with frightened expressions on their faces. They couldn't help but fall into self-fantasy. Mu Cang had no choice but to explain: "Maybe they are just like us. They just avoid hail and set off at dawn."

It was hard for Si Mian not to think deeply, he said, "There is a coffin in the car, it is very different from our car."

Mu Cang thought for a while, and speculated: "Little Dragon Girl still lives in the ancient tomb, maybe she is a fairy girl who likes to sleep in coffins."

Si Mian frowned even tighter, "But it's a hearse."

Mu Cang felt that in the spiritual party, Si Mian was always at the top of the horns, and Xiao Zai was also in a panic. She was very helpless, and explained carefully again: "At most... a girl like a fairy, she is afraid of being remembered by bad guys. Yes, so it's normal to decorate the car like a funeral car. It's a kind of armament. Just like our ambulance, is there a stretcher in it? Is there a ventilator? Is there an ECG monitor? Is there an oxygen tank Isn't it just a shell like an ambulance, too?"

Si Mian can see that Mu Cang is a typical atheist.

He made a movement of zipping his mouth, and Xiao Zai at the side followed suit.

Mucang patted his smooth forehead, turned around and walked back, giving the order: "Let's go, the rain won't stop for a while. Since you are afraid of ghosts, let's move to another camp."

Si Mian and Xiao Zai looked at each other, they nodded silently, and followed.

(End of this chapter)