The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 1 Young man should be careful in his words and deeds
Chen Ergou was lying on the cold bed, his face was as pale as paper, his eyes were empty and dull, and he looked stupidly at the reeds on the roof, making no sound for a long time.

It is pointed out at the beginning that Chen Ergou is a time traveler.

Of course, the name Ergou is not the real name of the time traveler, but the name of the body he is occupying at this time. However, although the name is a bit rustic and does not sound nice, it is safe and reliable enough.

This Mr. "Chen Ergou" definitely didn't feel as good about himself as his time-traveling predecessors, who felt that destiny was in my mind, because he was frightened by the almost maddening experience he encountered after time-traveling.

The reason why the original Chen Ergou was transported through time was because it was midsummer and the weather was very hot. The young man couldn't bear the heat, so he ran to the widow in the east of the village with a group of boys in the village. Swimming in the pond and playing tricks.

I didn't want a dozen boys, big and small, to go into the water together, but Chen Ergou and the third boy from the village head's family - Chen Congfang, two unlucky guys, drowned.

When the other boys playing in the water found something was wrong, they hurriedly called the adults in the village to salvage them, and the two of them were basically out of breath.

Just when everyone thought that these two teenagers died suddenly, they both came back to life one after another.

Of course, this so-called "come back to life" is naturally tricky. For example, Chen Ergou was taken over by a modern soul, and Chen Congfang, the boy of the village chief's family, was also taken away.

Due to Chen Ergou's poor family, long-term malnutrition, his body is relatively thin.

Although this guy regained some vitality after being reborn, he couldn't regain his strength for a while. He couldn't speak or walk. He could only lie on the ground and look around with blank and curious eyes.

However, Chen Congfang, who lives in the village chief's family, has better living conditions. He is as strong as a calf and has a solid foundation. He can stand up and speak as soon as he opens his eyes.

It's just that this guy is arrogant, and he always says:

"Damn it! I'm not dead! Hahahaha! I didn't expect that I, Yu Xiaofeng, could live another life!..." Then there was a series of crazy words that were very difficult for the villagers to understand.

When "Chen Congfang" or Yu Xiaofeng had enough talking to himself, he shouted to the village chief who grabbed his wrist because he was crazy and asked: "Old man! Take your claws away from me! Let me ask you, Which dynasty, which generation, and whose emperor is in power now?"

This guy didn't notice the old face of the village head that had turned into a brownish color, or it should be said that the traveler saw it, but he didn't take it seriously.

The furious village chief (here I mean father) slapped his "hysterical" silly boy hard, and shouted angrily: "You little brat! What nonsense are you talking about! I am your father!"

The problem is, this guy who debuted with Chen Ergou turned out to be a master who had nothing to lose. He was suddenly slapped like this. He was so confused that he subconsciously fought back and slapped the village leader Chen Youfu hard. a slap.

At the same time, he shouted: "How dare you hit me! My mother and I have never laid a finger on me! Who the hell are you! Dare you say he is my father? I will let you know today." Who is whose father!"

Are you saying this is not seeking death? !
Disobedience and disobedience are truly heinous crimes in any dynasty!

All the onlookers present agreed that the third son of the village head's family was evilly worshiped, and that the former Chen Congfang was a well-known dutiful son and grandson.

So a group of people went up and held Chen Congfang down, ignoring him even though he yelled and cursed.

Not long after, the well-known goddess Cai Lao Nu in the village was called to the scene.

Old woman Cai is an expert in exorcism and funeral rituals from all over the country. She works with great pomp and splendor.

She ordered four or five young men who were still boys to press "Chen Congfang" to the ground. First, they dug out mud to blind his eyes, then used a broken bowl to scoop out golden juice and poured it into the boy's mouth, and then poured it into the boy's mouth. Incense ash, boy's urine, black dog blood contributed by the black dog who guards the village chief's house, and rare geranium blood provided by a fifty-year-old woman, all the things that can exorcise evil spirits came to Chen Congfang one by one.

That scream!

The other people in the village watched the excitement happily, but Chen Ergou who just sat up had his eyes twitching.

After struggling for a long time, the helpers were almost dead from exhaustion. The goddess Cai finally ran out of tricks. She signaled the young men who were helping to let go of Chen Congfang and claimed that she had successfully exorcised the evil spirits.

Indeed, even though he regained his freedom, "Chen Congfang" has become extremely honest at this time. He no longer yells, and no longer struggles desperately. Looking at the sky, like a broken rag doll.

Both the helpers and the spectators were very satisfied with this exorcism show, except Chen Ergou.

The villagers were excitedly talking to each other about this farce, including Chen Ergou's former friends. They were arguing about which novel exorcism method could best cure evil spirits.

Just talking, these bastards always glanced at Chen Ergou who had been silent all the time with hidden eyes.

At some point, all the people involuntarily became quiet. They looked at Chen Ergou enthusiastically, as if they were looking at a rare treasure.

Chen Ergou's heart was chilled, especially when the old woman Cai came to him and looked at him with almost ice-cold eyes, which were like a butcher looking at pigs and sheep.

Chen Ergou is very familiar with this kind of look. Those slaughterhouses used this kind of look when they killed a lot of animals, including Chen Ergou himself used to look at cattle, sheep, pigs and dogs like this in his previous life.

He knew that if he didn't cope well, he might not be able to escape the process that his little friend Chen Congfang had just gone through.

Chen Ergou is really scared, he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of being humiliated like this, so how will he behave in the future!
Goddess Cai seemed to be very satisfied with the look of fear in Chen Ergou's eyes. She grinned, revealing her jagged yellow teeth. The key is that Goddess Cai had just ordered Chen Congfang, and her body was stained with a lot of filth, and the smell was suffocating. very.

Chen Ergou felt nauseated after smelling it. He tried his best to endure it, but in the end he couldn't resist the physical reaction and couldn't help but retched.

At this time, Chen Ergou was even thinking about death. Why, Goddess Cai still had to torture this man to death! ?

Who would have thought that the old woman would grin dryly and say, "Ergou, you lucky grandson, Xie Chong hasn't had time to get on your body yet. If you want your body to be stronger, I'm afraid it will be better than the villager's." The third child of the eldest family is even worse! Uh, oh! Drink a bowl of soothing soup and go back to sleep and you will be fine!"

After saying that, Old Woman Cai asked someone to scoop out a bowl of water. The bowl the boy brought the water used was actually the broken bowl that Chen Congfang had just poured the golden juice into. She didn't know whether it was rinsed or not, so she just brought it over dirty. .

Chen Ergou glared at that damn kid fiercely, but the other party was smiling and didn't realize it, and just yelled: "Seven grandma! The water is here!"

Goddess Cai took the broken bowl, grabbed a handful of incense ash and sprinkled it inside, stirred it a few times with her pitch-black and thin fingers, and then she sucked the finger seemingly inadvertently, but Chen Ergou looked at it. Extremely disgusting.

Goddess Cai handed the broken bowl to Chen Ergou, and quietly said, "Open your mouth! Drink it up!"

Chen Ergou really didn't want to drink this dirty stuff, but looking at the goddess's cold and sharp eyes, and looking at the crazy villagers around him, he knew that he had no right to say no. , could only close his eyes, took the broken bowl, gritted his teeth and drank it in one gulp.

This mouthful of "Shuxin Lifei Decoction" was terrible, and Chen Ergou felt that his internal organs were like being stabbed by a knife, and he began to make troubles.

He began to vomit involuntarily, and large clumps of filth sprayed out like rabbits that had been poked out of their nests. When they fell on the ground, they turned into countless twisted flesh and blood monsters, as small as cockroaches with multiple tentacles. As big as rats with eyeballs all over their bodies, they screamed and tried to run away in all directions.

It's a pity that Cai Shenpo had already prepared a method. She drew a circle around it with pyrotechnic white ash. Those twisted things could not cross the circle even half a step, and could only twist and struggle desperately in the circle.

Chen Ergou never thought that he could vomit so much. He even thought that what he vomited was his own flesh and blood. He felt that his whole body was lighter by tens of catties, and his whole body was as weak as a floating vine.

Weakness is still secondary, the key is that his eyes seem to be covered with a layer of mist for some reason, and he can vaguely see many strange existences around him, wandering around in a blink of an eye.

Although he couldn't see their appearance clearly, Chen Ergou somehow knew that these weird things were peeking, and the target of the peek was Chen Congfang, who had been lying on the ground with a heart full of death.

Don't ask how Chen Ergou knew, he just knew, as if someone had stuffed that information into his mind somewhere.

But he said that Chen Ergou had vomited for some time, and his throat was burning and hurt.Finally, after vomiting, he only felt that the whole person became extremely light and transparent, as if a person who had been muddled for a lifetime suddenly came to understand.

Goddess Cai looked at the distorted monsters scurrying all over the ground with the eyes of a farmer looking at the crops about to harvest, and said to Chen Ergou who stopped vomiting: "Ergou! You have opened the door of heaven.

Remember it!Opening the gate of heaven is not necessarily a good thing, you have to learn to hide yourself, don't just say your name to outsiders. "

Speaking of which, the old woman pointed to Chen Congfang who was not far away, and continued: "The young man must be cautious in his words and deeds, and don't be like that idiot of the three donkeys, who is arrogant and talkative, and has sent himself to a dead end."

Sanluer is Chen Congfang's nickname, but this guy is arrogant, he will beat anyone in his generation who dares to call him by his nickname.

(End of this chapter)