The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 2 The Son of Destiny?

At this moment, Chen Ergou felt that Old Woman Cai's ugly face was so friendly. He lowered his eyebrows and whispered softly: "I understand, Seventh Grandma!"

Unexpectedly, Goddess Cai said angrily: "What are you calling me, you bastard?!"

A boy next to him shouted happily: "Uncle Ergou, we call you Qi Niang, you have to call Qi Bo Niang!"

When Chen Ergou heard this, he slapped himself quickly, and then said with an apologetic smile: "Oh, Qi Auntie, you are so scared that I was confused! I even followed them and got along!"

Only then did Goddess Cai nodded in satisfaction, pointing to the surroundings and said: "See those unclean things around, try to hide as much as possible, if you can't hide, beat them hard with a willow whip! Remember to read more books when you have time, preferably the kind that the old masters of Wenqu stars in the city love to read."

Chen Ergou nodded his head repeatedly, looking like a filial son and grandson.

It’s no wonder that Chen Ergou was submissive, because he saw something even more terrifying in Goddess Cai. It was a more terrifying monster from the depths of the mist, but it was suppressed and bound by Goddess Cai in the quinoa staff she was leaning on. The terrifying monster couldn't even struggle except for its incompetent howling.

And the crutch also put heavy pressure on Chen Ergou, as if he was about to suffocate as soon as he got close to it.

Besides, the filthy monsters spit out by Chen Ergou, I don't know what Goddess Cai sprinkled among them, these twisted monsters began to bite and devour each other, of course this is what Chen Ergou saw in his eyes.

In the eyes of ordinary villagers, those wriggling and filthy things fused with each other to form a mass of flesh and blood, which is often called Tai Sui.

Grandma Cai patted the trembling Tai Sui meat ball and couldn't help but said happily: "What a top-quality meat Ganoderma! This is the only time this old woman has seen it in her life!"

She smiled and said to Chen Ergou: "Ergou! You are such a lucky kid! You must have given Qi Auntie such a big gift! Zongfu, Ergou's body is very weak. A few boys took him home and stewed an old hen for him to recuperate!"

Chen Zongfu is the head of the local village, that is, Chen Congfang's father.

The village chief, Chen Zongfu, called a few young men to carry Chen Ergou, and at the same time he asked Goddess Cai unwillingly: "Seventh Aunt! What should I do with this child? Is it really hopeless?"

Goddess Cai gave the village chief a cold look, and said, "What else can I do? I'll take him to the Earth Temple and lock him up for one night to see if he can survive. If he can't survive, he will be dealt with according to the rules! Don't you want to do favoritism? ?!"

The village chief waved his hands and said: "Seventh Aunt, how dare I have such delusional thoughts! It's just that a lazy guy like Ergou can hold on, but how come our three children are in trouble!"

Cai Shenpo sneered: "You did this all by yourself, who's to blame! They are all low-life mud boys from a small family, but they want to learn from the eldest son of a high family to give him a proper name. His dog tail Can a person with a life like grass afford it?! Even those rich and noble houses in the city, with their Confucian scholars at their command, only dare to name their children before they grow up and tie their hair."

At the end, Goddess Cai said quietly: "Speaking of which, Er Gou is still implicated by your family's Third Donkey! For his family, opening the Tianmen is not a good thing!"

Of course, Chen Ergou couldn't hear the conversation between Goddess Cai and the village chief. He was carried back home by some good guys, so there was the scene of lying on the cold bed in a daze at the beginning.

However, Chen Ergou's dazed state did not last long, because a peasant woman with a chicken in her hand broke into the door. This peasant woman was about 40 years old, but just looking at her haggard face, she must be 60 or [-] years old. No one will have an opinion.

Chen Ergou's time travel and rebirth did not gain any memory of the original owner, so he did not know who the peasant woman who suddenly appeared was, but he felt inexplicably familiar and kind.

Before Chen Ergou could speak, the peasant woman holding the old hen rushed to him angrily. Before Chen Ergou could even think about it, his body automatically held its head and shrank in a heart-wrenching skill.

Then he heard three loud sounds of "Pah! Pah! Pah!". The peasant woman actually gave Chen Ergou three big ass pockets. He only felt that the place where he was slapped was hot and painful. My head was buzzing and I was confused.

Before Chen Ergou could react from the surprise of being beaten suddenly, the peasant woman had already stared at her red eyes and started yelling: "Ergou, you are a donkey! Who taught Xie to go to the Widow's Pond to do tricks..."

But the old woman scolded Ergou. Logically speaking, Ergou should have been angry and embarrassed, but for some reason he couldn't get angry, and just laughed stupidly there.

The peasant woman scolded a few words, looked down at Er Gou's stupid appearance, but couldn't help but slapped him on the forehead again, and cursed out of anger, "Look at you, what a bird! Very hysterical! The stupid bastard has no wit! Go to sleep for the old lady! When you wake up, drink a bowl of chicken soup to replenish your body! Sin! I've had chicken soup!"

It turned out that this woman was Chen Ergou's old mother. Although her temper seemed a little irritable, she definitely did not lack any maternal love for Chen Ergou.

Although Chen Ergou was quite apprehensive and apprehensive, the twists and turns really consumed him too much energy, so he soon fell into a deep sleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Chen Ergou was awakened by a loud noise. He opened his eyes with some difficulty, but what he saw was a distorted and almost nightmarish face.

What kind of face is that?

The thin and dry skin is covered with mottled fish scale-like horny protrusions. One of the eyes is as big as the mouth of a cup, with vertical pupils like snake pupils, exuding a cold and ruthless taste; the other eye is as small as a wine cup. , but as sharp as a knife's edge like an eagle's eye, filled with cold light.

Below the eyes is a protruding nose like a horny beak, with a foul-smelling breath spraying out from the nostrils, and below it is the naked gums with fine fangs, and a chicken-like tongue that stretches and contracts from time to time. You can vaguely see the There are many small eyes the size of mung beans on the tip of the tongue.

Even though this face has obviously mutated into a monster shape, Ergou still feels very familiar. Isn't this Chen Congfang who was rescued from drowning with him?

Or he should be called Yu Xiaofeng, a time traveler who obviously has no brains.

This poor guy transformed into a monster for some unknown reason. His body became extraordinarily tall, and his back was as hunched as a hunchback.

It grabbed Chen Ergou with its chicken claw-like palms and lifted him up from the bed. Its big and small eyes seemed to be independent of each other. One eagle eye stared at him viciously, while the other snake pupil stared elsewhere.

Ergou looked in the direction of Snake Eyes' gaze, and saw his mother lying on the edge of the yard. Outside the yard was a group of panicked villagers, each holding axes and hoes, but no one dared to enter the yard.

The monster transformed by Yu Xiaofeng noticed that Ergou woke up, and immediately let out a "da da da" laugh, the sound was like an old hen protecting its food.

The monster screamed and asked: "Tell me, my kind, what is your real name?"

Chen Ergou suddenly wanted to tell his real name, the name from his previous life, but for some reason, he couldn't spit out the name when it came to his mouth.

Therefore, Chen Ergou could only respond in silence.

This monster was not patient. It began to slowly contract and grasp Chen Ergou's claws. The huge force strangled him like a python, making him unable to breathe. The bones all over his body were cracking and breaking, and the pain was unbearable. .

Chen Ergou couldn't help but let out a hoarse scream. His throat had been damaged earlier due to excessive and violent vomiting.

The monster glared at him and shouted: "Say your real name! Scumbag! You are a piece of shit! Look at your weak and weak body, and look at my sacred body like steel and steel. I can even crush you into a pulp with just a gentle squeeze.

Don't you want to be as powerful as me?You useless reptile, the shame of a time traveler!bring it on!Embrace truth and surrender to chaos like me!

You just need to say your real name.

bring it on!Two dogs!My best friend, you even died saving me, now it's my turn to pay you back!
Say your real name!You idiot!Rubbish! "

Ergou struggled and said with difficulty: "Congfang, let me go! I don't know what my real name is, so I'll just call you Ergou!"

There was a sneer on the monster's face. It sniffed as if intoxicated and said: "Ergou, you can't fool me, you are a thief who has stolen Tianzun's divine power! Look at the spiritual energy permeating your body, I even You can smell that unique smell from three hundred miles away, so delicious and tempting!

Come on, say your real name, and let's become one.

You should know what my real name is, just like my name is not Chen Congfang, I am Yu Xiaofeng, I used to be.Do you know Yu Xiaofeng?A fool who was born into a noble and wealthy family. His family was rich and powerful. He enjoyed a lot of glory in his life, but at the end of his life, he was separated from his wife and ended up in jail. "

At this point, the monster suddenly became extremely struggling and screamed in pain: "No! I'm Yu Xiaofeng! What nonsense is justice? It's just a group of hyenas fighting for power and excluding dissidents! This shouldn't be my ending! Monster! Stay away from me! Monster! That monster...it ate me! It...is me now..."

At this point, the monster suddenly became extremely manic and roared angrily: "That damn fate gave me a chance to live a new life, and even gave me an unparalleled opportunity... But only one night later she appeared again Abandoned me! Just because I accidentally revealed my real name! I don’t accept it!!
why!
I am the child of destiny!I hate it! "

(End of this chapter)