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"Heaven and earth are one abstraction"

After making some preparations, Li Chengqian read directly.It's just that I can't hear anything from the first sentence, but it still sounds like that.Therefore, everyone can only wait quietly for the next article.

"Inoue Black Hole"

As soon as Li Chengqian's second sentence came out, everyone began to feel a little baffled.Moreover, many people frowned slightly, they couldn't understand what Li Chengqian was writing.However, one thing is certain, that is, by now, many people have heard a different kind of atmosphere, tacky.

When writing poems and lyrics in ancient times, people always strive to use words and sentences that are refined, elegant and implicit. In other words, they should not write too straightforwardly.Unlike Li Chengqian's place, black holes have come out.

"Yellow dog with white body"

After the third line of Li Chengqian's poem came out, many people started to open their mouths and eyes wide.Cheesy, really too cheesy, every sentence is getting more and more cheesy.It was okay just now, it was just a black hole coming out, now look at it, even the dog ran out.

"White dog is swollen"

When Li Chengqian finished his last sentence, the entire venue was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded, looking at Li Chengqian in the center of the venue with disbelief.How can it be like this, just now I finished talking about the yellow dog, and then there is a white dog, this is a competition with the dog.

"The sky and the earth are in a general pattern, and there are black holes in the well. The yellow dog has white body, and the white dog has swollen body. Not bad, not bad, it's easy to read. I thought this kid read something like Mount Tai is dark, and the top is thin and the bottom is thick. .”

Everyone else was dumbfounded.Only Li Feng kept nodding after listening.He doesn't know how well the poem is written, but at least it sounds very pleasing to the ear, and that's enough.In his opinion, this is better than those poems written by that dog-meat general Zhang Zongchang.

"Everyone, how are you? Hey, why is there no one making a sound, or I will play another song."

"It's snowing heavily. The price of firewood and rice has been reduced. The bench is used as firewood, which scares the bed."

Seeing everyone's expressions, I don't know if Li Chengqian did it on purpose or not, but he started to write the second poem right after.This time, he read it very quickly, and even added facial expressions.Cooperate with the recitation.It made the performance look very lively and interesting.

This time, Li Feng understood.It is said that when it snows heavily, people are too lazy to go out, or they cannot go out.Therefore, no one bought firewood and rice.Those bosses can only cut prices one after another.However, do not go out to buy firewood.What are you burning?That is to directly split the bench as firewood.Seeing the end of the bench like this made the wooden bed tremble with fear.

"Push"

Finally, after being in a daze for a while, Wu Zhao at the side also understood, and immediately felt a joy in his heart, and couldn't help it, so he burst out laughing.She is an old hand at poetry.There are not a few poems that I am confident I have seen and heard, but.Poems like those written by the prince today are definitely something she has never heard or seen.

The most important thing is that these two poems are so humorously written that people can't help but feel great joy in their hearts.However, it soon became apparent that it was too impolite to behave like this on such an occasion, so he could only gently cover his mouth with his small hand.One is to avoid laughing out loud again, and the other is not to let others discover the expression on his face at the moment.

"What? Is this poem bad?"

Seeing Wu Zhao smiling so flamboyantly, Li Feng immediately felt something was wrong.However, for this poem, he has seven senses and six senses, it can be said that he knows nothing, so he also asked Wu Zhao for advice in a low voice.

"Well, the poems written by His Royal Highness can't be said to be bad. However, such poems are somewhat different from the poems we usually write. Although these two poems also rhyme, they lack neat contrast. Also, the use of these words is too... well, too plain, not gorgeous and subtle enough”

Hearing Li Feng's question, Wu Zhao finally calmed himself down and explained to Li Feng.However, after all, this poem was written by the prince, so she couldn't say too much about many things. It can be said that she pointed out the inadequacies in it with very subtle words.

In short, in a word, Li Chengqian's poems, strictly speaking, do not meet the basic conditions of poems of this era, at least in some respects.

Since it does not conform to the rules, it is like writing an essay out of body, and the government report is written as an online novel, so the result can be imagined.

After being in a daze for a while, everyone finally came back to their senses, and immediately, the expressions on their faces became extremely exciting.Like Kong Yingda, and a few judges who came from the same company, they were so angry that their beards almost stood up.For people like them, there are rules in the way of poetry, and now Li Chengqian trampled on these rules so recklessly, it was simply the biggest insult to this poetry, and it was also an insult to scholars like them.

However, although everyone's face was very ugly, they were very angry.However, no one immediately lost their temper.Because, the person standing in front of them is not an ordinary person, but the prince of the country, the prince.The so-called difference between superiority and inferiority, monarchs and ministers have guidelines, even if Li Chengqian was to be taught a lesson, it would not be their turn to be ministers.

"Hey... goodbye"

In such an embarrassing situation, the best way is of course 36 strategies, and the best way is to go.After a sigh, Kong Yingda was the first to get up and leave.Afterwards, those who came with him also got up one after another.For Li Chengqian's poems, they are too lazy to comment, and they can't comment.

And obviously, Li Tai, Li Ke and the others were also taken aback by these two poems by Li Chengqian, but soon, they began to feel joy in their hearts.Such a result was really beyond their expectations.However, this is definitely a good thing for them.

Now, they don't need to do anything at all, they just need to wait until this matter reaches their father, and then their father will be furious.And the situation of the eldest prince is not so good.

"Well, big brother's poems. It really is unique, and I really feel ashamed of myself. Miss Xiao, I still have some important things to do, so I will go ahead and say goodbye."

Now that the goal has been achieved, or even exceeded, there is no need for Li Tai and the others to stay.So, Li Tai.Li Ke and the others also left one after another.After all, such an occasion is really not suitable for staying here.Although, they also want to watch the excitement again, but it is not appropriate for younger brothers to watch elder brother's excitement.

"What's the matter? Why did they all leave? Isn't the prince's poem well done? Could it be that there is something wrong with it?"

Seeing that so many people had left, Li Yuanchang turned his head and asked, his expression was full of puzzlement.After hearing this, Wu Zhao just smiled.didn't say anything.

"Hehe, is that Miss Xiao so depressed that she is about to vomit blood?"

Two poems by Li Chengqian.Just annoyed the referee away.In this regard, the most depressing one is of course that Miss Xiao who has worked so hard to hold this poetry meeting.

As for the poems he wrote about Li Chengqian, Li Feng didn't think there was anything bad about it.I didn't see that many people held their stomachs and their necks were red after listening to it.As for the neat battle.In Li Feng's opinion, there are other elegant and delicate words.That's all bullshit.

This reminded Li Feng of a phenomenon in later generations. Some people, when they have nothing to do, always like to bring a few foreign words with them when they say something.Let people listen to that awkwardness.At that time, Li Feng often thought, is it necessary?If you want to show that you are different, if you have the guts, use all foreign languages.Let Laozi not understand at all, not more straightforward.Why bother to come up with such a thing that is neither Chinese nor foreign.

It seems that if one or two foreign words are not mixed in, it will appear uneducated.

"Hey, don't go, I still have another song here. Let's evaluate and evaluate together, everyone, listen well."

"O sea, you are full of water, O horse, you have four legs..."

Seeing everyone leaving, Li Chengqian actually felt a little reluctant, turned towards his back, and began to recite loudly again.

"This guy must have done it on purpose, definitely on purpose."

This time, upon hearing this extremely familiar voice, Li Feng even spit out his wine with a sip.He was [-]% sure in his heart that Li Chengqian did this on purpose.It's just that what he didn't understand was why this guy would do this.

"You bastard, where are you spraying..."

However, unfortunately, Li Feng spit out a mouthful of wine, and Li Yuanchang, who was sitting opposite him, was in great trouble.Li Yuanchang, who was sprayed all over with wine, immediately became furious.

"Shut up for me, big or small, believe it or not, I will beat you"

Originally, Li Feng felt embarrassed to spray him with alcohol.However, I didn't expect that the other party would be like this, cursing people as soon as they spoke, and thinking about the previous things, it also made Li Feng angry.Immediately, he stared at Li Yuanchang with wide eyes and said.

He hid his identity just now to avoid unnecessary troubles. Now that the show is over, there are not so many taboos.In fact, these are all secondary, and the most important thing is because of Wu Zhao.He could see Li Yuanchang's expression on Wu Zhao clearly.

If there are no accidents, after this, it will definitely bring endless troubles to Wu Zhao.After all, no matter what people said, they were doing him a favor, so of course, Li Feng couldn't ignore it.Therefore, it was decided that Li Yuanchang must be frightened.

"you……"

Li Yuanchang really did not expect that this servant of the Wu family, who had always been taciturn, would suddenly become so imposing and bold.For a while, I didn't know what to do.

"Oh, fourth uncle, so you are here, I thought you were gone. Well..."

Just when Li Yuanchang was about to lose his temper on the spot, he suddenly heard a very familiar voice, which made him startled, and then he looked at Li Feng as if he had seen a ghost.

How could he not hear Li Chengqian's voice?Similarly, he also knew that the fourth uncle Li Chengqian was talking about would not be him.Although he is also from the uncle generation, but he is the seventh oldest.Besides, he was about the same age as Li Chengqian, and Li Chengqian was the prince. On weekdays, Li Chengqian would never call him emperor uncle unless he was on a very formal occasion. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)