My law is immortal

() "Hey, who wrote this!" Li Yi had a weird expression, his eyebrows were twisted together, and his whole face seemed to have written a certain word that everyone knew in his previous life. You hate yourself so much that you actually wrote a wall of words to curse yourself?

He resisted the urge to yell, and suppressed to look at other smaller pieces of paper. Seeing this, he was very obedient, and suddenly smiled wryly, then leaned back in his chair, and said with a wry smile: "Qing'er, let's go."

Qing'er was taken aback, the young master just left?Shouldn't there be some curse words?

Where does Li Yi still have the desire to yell at him now?His mind is full of four big characters - "The literati are terrible".

Yes, literati are too scary...

Because the walls were covered with words that cursed him.

It's a series of couplets—all of them are Shanglian.

What does this mean? The meaning is so obvious that even a three-year-old child on the street knows it.

Don't you despise us literati, aren't you good at reciting poems and composing right?The Shanghai couplet we published is posted on the outer wall of your house. You are so good, just come out one by one!

The literati in the capital have always been extremely proud of themselves. They talk high-spirited and flatter each other on weekdays.Who would have known that at the annual event—the Longran Mountain Peony Poetry Fair, there would be a sudden surprise.

These two poles, without saying a word, first slapped all the literati in the capital with a resounding slap, and then announced in a coquettish manner, if you don't accept it, you will fight back!

At that time, these two poles, relying on their unparalleled literary talents and the support of the emperor Lao Tzu, actually suppressed these literati for a while.

However, when these people returned home from Longran Mountain in a state of depression, how could they let him go?It doesn't matter whether this guy is really hurt at home, or he claims to be sick and takes refuge, anyway, first paste the couplet that he has prepared for a long time on the wall of his house.

I don't know which benevolent and righteous person initiated this massive campaign against Li Yi, condemning the face-slapping activity, and quickly won the support of all literati. When Li Yiming moved the capital and returned from injury, his hostile forces ——The literati and inkmen also began to siege the walls of the town army's general's mansion.

Afterwards, it was spread to ten, ten to hundreds, and it actually developed to many college students, so the walls of the Li family became more and more lively.

At that time, Li Yi was in a coma, how did he know these things?

In addition, a few grumpy elder brothers stopped them, and after throwing out a few students who rushed into the mansion, the backyard of the Li Mansion was considered quiet for a few days.

Of course, those dog-skin plasters on the wall have also been cleaned over and over again, but these literati must do what they are sure of.As a result, the walls of the Li family became a battlefield for both sides, but the literati and sao guests, who were completely outnumbered, won a complete victory. After exhausting several servants, the Li family finally turned a blind eye to the plasters in front of the door—— got used to.

Li Yi shook his head helplessly. Under the service of Qing'er, he was about to go back to the house to think about countermeasures, but when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw a Taoist standing not far away.

This Taoist has a white face and no beard, and is dressed in a navy blue Taoist robe. He is neat and tidy, but it is only tidy, and there is no precious ornament on his body that reflects his identity.

At this moment, the Taoist looked at Li Yi kindly, and then he was about to step forward, but was stopped by the servant girl Qing'er.

She wants to protect the young master.

"You, which Taoist priest are you, don't you know that our Li Mansion has never been considered Fengshui!" Qing'er looked serious, and said with one hand pinching his waist.

She strode forward at this moment, because the people in Li's residence were already terrified - she was assassinated in the mountains first, and now the door is covered with couplets, obviously someone is targeting her young master...

But now, the young master can't move, his whole body is covered with medicine, if this Taoist priest is some kind of assassin...

"This..." The Taoist's expression was a little awkward, his face, which was always meticulous, unexpectedly had a trace of embarrassing purple red for no reason, which made him a little less mysterious and a little more mortal.

"Okay, Qing'er, don't embarrass the master of the country—" Li Yi was behind, gloating for a long while before speaking.

Nainai, tell you not to go to the mountains to save me?If you go, where will I sit on this broken chair?

After hearing Li Yi's words, Qing'er jumped back in fright, and was about to bow down, but Zhang Xuan held him up with one hand, and couldn't do it anymore.

"National, national teacher..." Where has Qing'er seen such a big man?At this moment, his voice trembled, thinking that he had to scold the other party just now, his heart was disturbed, he was startled and frightened, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and slip in.

"Li Yi——" Zhang Xuan smiled lightly, obviously not paying attention to Qing'er's offense at all, he moved slightly, and without seeing how he was running, he had already arrived in front of Li Yi in an instant.

Li Yi stared at the other party with a smile, in fact, he was already scolding in his heart-you are old and immortal, and now you have the face to see me?

"National teacher—" Li Yi's voice was filled with enthusiasm.

Zhang Xuan saw Li Yi's eyeballs under his eyelids, turning quickly, how could he not know that this kid was resenting him?

He smiled helplessly, and then explained kindly: "Didn't I just see you and Princess Yu together, tell a good story about Liang Shanbo, and then leave..."

It's okay if he doesn't explain, this explanation immediately made Li Yi furious: This old guy actually has such a bad taste of peeping!Next time, do you want to lock the doors and windows completely so that you can do something private?

"You are so old, how can you hide under the mountain and listen to my stories?" Li Yi curled his lips and teased.

Zhang Xuan was still not annoyed, and seemed to feel ashamed, and didn't care about the disrespect in Li Yi's words.

He gave a slightly embarrassed laugh, and finally got down to business: "Could it be that you don't want to know who is going to assassinate you? Why do you want to assassinate you, an ordinary person who has no fame and no martial arts?"

I have no fame?That's because I don't want to take the exam, okay...

Li Yi frowned, then stretched it immediately, raised his head and stared fearlessly at the leader of the cultivators of the Han Dynasty in front of him—this old man, so to speak, seems to know who sent someone to kill my husband and wife?

"Who?" he asked.

I am a lazy person. In my previous life, I was forced to study and take exams. I was full of dissatisfaction. Now that I am reborn here, I was born in a wealthy and authoritative family, and there are four older brothers who support me. I am naturally willing. Be an idle dandy.

As for practicing martial arts and joining the army, becoming the strongest?Only a fool will let go of the joyful life in front of him and go to the battlefield to die!

However, now it seems that some people are forcing themselves to do some things like they forced themselves to take exams in the previous life.

Unfortunately, in the previous life, it was my parents who forced me.Now, those who persecute themselves - I don't care which onion you are!