Xueba also wants to fall in love

My name is Long Shencheng, and I have a younger brother named Long Shenjian.

In the eyes of everyone, if I am a genius student, then my younger brother is an incompletely evolved ape.

Everyone flattered my father on the surface, saying that the two sons of the Longshen family, the eldest son is capable of literature and the second son is capable of martial arts, really took advantage of the world - but secretly, these sluts pointed at me, look, That is the monstrous and ferocious eldest son of the Longshen family, who has been robbing his younger brother since he was in the womb, and robbed his younger brother of his IQ before he was born.

That's right, although my younger brother is neither an idiot nor mentally handicapped, somehow he developed a personality that doesn't like studying, and his unsatisfactory grades have completely turned into a mess in front of his academically dominant brother. Shit—but I have to praise the gorilla occasionally when he is enlightened. When we were six years old and going to elementary school, this guy cried, made trouble, and hanged himself. He dragged on for a year, which caused me to be worse than him. The phenomenon of a higher level, so that every time the results are released, the father and the mother will not have too intuitive comparison reference, lest he lose his ass.

In this way, when Xueba swept through the elementary and middle schools with the attitude of crushing everything, the gorilla was still educating the middle school in the way of idiots and muscular idiots. My life is so peaceful. Tu Bang, in the second year of high school, he won the throne of the student council president with an overwhelming advantage—sorry, there is no such thing as a red line on campus, and students who don’t understand what it is should not go to Baidu, and absolutely don’t Go search for things like Scarlet Blood and the Girl in the Shell...

Ever since I became a top student, my parents no longer worry about my future~ Ahem, although I might be suspected of being cute, but the fact is true. Judging from the current network and accumulation, no matter whether you want to become a prime minister or a Emperor of Science seems to have a corresponding path, even if he wants to become a partner of justice, he may be able to succeed... and what I need to do is to continue to be my master in the next two years, to mobilize the first Prepare for the three world wars or trigger the sixth technological revolution. Although I have always thought it was nothing, but when I think about it carefully, hehe, I am really amazing.

...But things changed a little bit in my sophomore year.

A pseudo-ape with big limbs and a simple mind just squeezed into our high school through the status of sports special admissions. Yes, he is my stupid brother. The rare similarity between our two brothers is that we also inherited the appearance of our parents. The reason why my brother is an orangutan is because his brain is completely solidified into muscle fibers. Your sister, no matter how high you can jump No matter how fast you run, it’s useless. One day I’ll be able to build a positronic city-destroying cannon. You won’t be able to turn into a Super Saiyan even if you fly out of your way. Stupid brother...

Cough cough... Seeing this, everyone must have noticed my poisonous tongue attribute, but in fact, I am not usually like this.As a student council president who is a top student and a feather fan scarf, genius is my attribute, stability is my character, majesty is my symbol, glasses are my cuteness, as for my signature moves... …Ahem, in front of the conference table, with a serious face, he was sitting dignifiedly, with his hands crossed, his chin propped up, and an amazing flash of light flashed from his glasses… By the way, I was photographed by Lilicia, a junior from the news department, when I made this gesture. As one of the promotional posters for the school celebration, many children who came to visit were moved to tears, and even a few uncles who looked fierce and seemed to have retired from the army burst into tears and came to see me at the school every now and then. It's inexplicable to salute and call Commander when you see me...

Okay, the explanation doesn't make sense, and it also exposed the fact that I'm bored-sao... Okay, I'm indeed bored-sao, that's right, even a top student looks forward to a harem... Bah, I'm talking about love.I want a girlfriend so much!Falling in love or something, sneaking attention on the train or something, three people eating lunch together or something, often changing the phone wallpaper or something...

In the name of four pfp for pressing bad buttons, five galgames for one thousand 360, one genuine love action movie for three thousand 790, and two adult books for 650!Xueba also wants to fall in love!

But it turns out that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Although I have read a lot of books such as love guides, and I have read a lot of love novels as a theoretical basis when I am bored... But the facts have proved that light novels are all lies Man, you can neither pick up a humanoid robot at the garbage recycling station, nor encounter artificial angels falling from the sky while masturbating in the wild, and you will not encounter strange aliens teleporting from naked in the shower …I mean, it’s frustrating that I’ve waited a year for even one beautiful girl to automatically post.

...It's so strange, it's so puzzling, obviously every time I go shopping, I will be accosted by some elderly aunts, why do the girls avoid me when I arrive at school?On the contrary, whether it is the young people in the art club or the brothers in the baseball club, I look very welcome. By the way, in the election of the student council president, my male vote rate is [-]%, and the female vote rate is slightly lower. Yes, that is to say...

I am more popular with men.

...That's all, this can only show the incomparable personality charm of this schoolmaster, EQ is not a problem, IQ can push everything on the line, and girls are more troublesome than men, and being supported by boys is also a very important thing Good thing.

--I thought so.

However, this belief completely collapsed after my orangutan brother entered school.

This slut swept all the major sports clubs on campus within a month, and he was in the limelight for a while. Of course, that's all, because apart from his well-developed motor nerves, other people are weak and forceful. Under my shadow, but...but...but who can tell me why a group of girls surrounded him without doing anything, bastard!

...motor nerves?Don't be so exaggerated, although I don't have his healthy skin that reads as wheat and writes as shit, but in terms of physical fitness, I won't lose much to him!look?Please, even though I might be suspected of stealing his intelligence, I didn't let him take my looks at all!Is it easier for girls to feel superior to orangutans with low IQs than high-IQ top students?What is this!Even a master student can't explain this question! <, then I was surrounded by a group of silly and naive girls delivering water and towels, I had to sit at the conference table with a calm face, my hands crossed to support my chin, my glasses reflected, and I faced a group of brothers full of fanaticism and admiration Call the shots with your little ones!Then, a group of old men and rotten women secretly coveted her behind her back!

... I don't know if my younger brother has any jealousy towards me in the past ten years or not.

But I knew that my sense of superiority over my younger brother cracked in my sophomore year of high school.

Not long after... I discovered a terrible secret.