Xueba also wants to fall in love

In a sense, I have a perfect family composition like the protagonist of a comic book—of course, this is to remove a certain gorilla who is in the way and eyesore. The boy named Long Shenjian, with a roguelike Next to me, I was smearing jam on the bread with sleepy eyes - I must have not gone to bed early last night, I kept quiet and cleaned up the fried eggs in front of me.

For the time being, there is only my mother and I in this family, and there is also an ape.According to my father, he works in other places all the year round and travels all over the world—in fact, my mother is a fashion designer by profession, and she is away from us for nine months in a year. A lovely son to complement a mother's love."

So this form of breakfast can already be called warm.Most of the time in normal times, I wake up early every day, spinning various formula combinations in my mind, and making breakfast with my hands——breakfast for myself and feed for a certain orangutan. Strange to say, that The humanoid creature with an unscientific schedule still maintains a foolish health and a physique that never catches a cold. The vitality of the young is indeed strong.

—At the dinner table, my mother routinely babbled about strange things about our physical and mental growth.

"Cheng, although you are the pride of our family, you can't tire yourself out." The mother showed a strange expression, "Why can't you just watch porn like ordinary boys?"

My stupid brother let out a burst of laughter, and I showed a shy smile—it’s too sweet, my lord, your son and I have long been no less accomplished than the sex masters of the KGB in that area, of course, it’s still sad the theoretical stage.The muscular orangutan over there, don't show a pitiful expression, virgins are also divided into realms, do you think I don't watch that kind of stuff?I've read more porn over the years than you've read light novels, you pathetic otaku.

"Mom, don't tell your elder brother such terrible things." Jian said with a cheap look, "He will push his glasses, and solemnly analyze and demonstrate that 'h is wrong' from the perspective of science and biology This title..."

"The wisdom of orangutans." I snorted coldly, "Now I know how to eat jam bread? Why was it so difficult to feed before?"

The Dragon God Key immediately fell silent—this idiot orangutan remembered what it meant to be like a father.

So, in the days when my parents are away, I cook all the meals every day.This guy has been a kitchen destroyer since he was a child, and the things he makes are not so much dark dishes as biochemical weapons, even he himself dare not eat—you know, the spiritual mentor of the Dragon God Key boy is Belgris ——So if I don't cook, this idiot will also be hungry, what?Ordering takeout or buying bread?At this time, the saying that the elder brother is like a father has done a good job again. The living expenses are completely in my hands. If the pocket money is bought as bread, he will starve to death. The food intake of the muscular orangutan is not a joke.

Xiao Mian, fight with me... At the moment when my mother was reading the newspaper, I secretly drew a knife with my hand and slashed fiercely on the neck, then stood up with Jian's bitter expression on his face: "It's almost time, we time to go."

"Got it..." Jian swallowed the bread in three gulps, then opened his hand to his mother, "Hug..."

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Since I walked alone in the first year of high school, I have to go to school with my brother again.

The Tianqi High School where we are studying is not far from our home. If we walk, we can get there in 10 to 5 minutes. If the orangutan monster next to us is going at full speed, then we can get there in 10 minutes.We all chose to leave home [-] or [-] minutes before class, because I had to go to the student union for morning classes early in the morning, and the key was going.

That's right, the person next to me is my younger brother.Some people say that the two of us brothers will have the effect of going on tour together with the prime minister and the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi. I have reservations about this.Although I always give people the impression of being silent and majestic, but... well, the truth is this: Ben Xueba has a habit of trying not to stop his thinking, and I am not used to using my face when thinking about problems. Because of my facial muscles, I have a facial paralysis-like effect, and thanks to my parents, even if my face is facial paralysis, it still looks like "a dignified silence".

Of course, that's not what needs to be complained about - are you sure the muscular jerk next to me looks like the boss of the yakuza?Please, the gangs in Japan are different from other places. They are not so much criminal groups that disturb the people, but regular corporations. Who makes the gangs in Japan legal?Therefore, it is too unreliable to say that Ryushenjian looks like the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi. Do you think the chairman of a large national company has red hair and looks like a hooligan?The hooligan look on his face...cut.

"Brother, you're talking ill of me in your heart again." Jian squinted and floated over, full of hooliganism.

"No." I categorically denied, "I'm thinking about the application of the Aricadia sequence in molecular engineering. As for your bad words, let others say it, I don't have the time to worry about it."

The stupid orangutan automatically filtered the second half of the sentence. In other words, he just wanted to find something to say: "What sequence of numbers? Xueba is Xueba, thinking about such a profound question, I have never even heard of it. "

"Of course you haven't heard of it." I gave him a disdainful glance, "Because I made it up casually, it's only a ghost if you've heard of it."

It was successful... I completed the first step of the daily task, and I made a gesture of victory in my heart.Dragon God Jian held his heart in pain, and I showed a concerned look: "What's wrong, Jian, is it really the outbreak of atrial cancer?"

"What kind of strange name is that!" Jian finally growled, "Are you so eager for me to die?"

"No way." I said quietly, "It's always been the younger brother who is full of hatred for the older brother, such as dogs, alchemists, and ninjas."

"Mouth! Edward and the others have a deep brotherly relationship! How can there be any hatred!" Jian retorted excitedly.

I looked at him full of disdain: "You really are a stinky nerd, it's disgusting."

"If you've seen this kind of anime, what right do you have to say about me!" Long Shenjian said with a jump.

"Schoolmaster's matter, can it be called a house?" I hummed and smiled, "If you tell it, who will believe it?"

"...Damn it, big brother, you are so duplicity, pretending to be a child in front of others, and bullying me in the back, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?" The idiot brother burst into tears, "Do you dare to be more unscrupulous?"