Xueba also wants to fall in love

Therefore, the 10-minute walk from home to school actually contains a lot of moisture.Human beings are a wonderful thing. As long as you are alive, you must constantly accumulate the so-called mental pressure. This pressure may come from yourself or from the outside world. If you accumulate too much, you may become a witch, or you will become a witch. It may become a superpower, or be possessed by a strange obstacle cat. Therefore, if you don’t want to be shot to death by Hei Changzhi, or be cloned with 1 copies, be ravaged by a lunatic and then get 1 by a hedgehog If you want to kill another [-] or be conquered by a wretched vampire..., it is imperative to vent and relieve this pressure in an appropriate way.

Therefore, it is perfectly reasonable and legal for me, Long Shencheng, to train and molest my younger brother.

Therefore, the 10-[-] minutes from home to school is also an important time that must be used. The reason why Xueba becomes Xueba is because he spends the time when others masturbate to watch porn, and the time when idiots are molested Molesting a fool.

I didn't become a strange pervert, thanks to the selfless sacrifice of Jian.

"...Suddenly I felt a very cold feeling." The idiot next to him clasped his arms and shivered again.

"Don't idiots never catch a cold?" I took out a small notebook from my coat pocket and opened it.

"What is this?" The idiot leaned forward, squinting his eyes at the beautiful cursive words on the book, "Is it a spell to summon the Burning Legion? It looks so handsome."

"What are you doing here?" Long Shenjian still showed his vigorous thirst for knowledge.

"I just want to see what's going on in the world." I browsed the news casually.

"Is this a diary of the future!" The idiot orangutan paled in shock, "Brother! Let's become the gods of the new world together!"

...So, as an otaku, he may be qualified, but as a younger brother and son, he is hopeless.At least I've never seen that nerd so muscular and lifeless.Thinking of this, I took out the notebook again, pulled out a pen, took a serious look at the key, and then started to write and draw - this time, I deliberately showed the words on the cover to the key.

... No matter how stupid a brat is, he will at least recognize these two words, and besides, he is still a nerd.

"Brother! Brother! I'm your younger brother!" Jian jumped up in shock and grabbed my arm, "Wait! How are you going to kill me... Hey! What a fool! Why is it in English! "

... In other words, the point of the matter is not this, I looked at the keys jumping up and down indifferently: "Damn... English is the most annoying thing, can death understand English? I remember Rukia Kuchiki can be regarded as Ri herself !"

...Why did Kuchiki Rukia get involved?Are you hypocritical?Are you OneKey Kurosaki who wants to be the king of bandits?Wait, why does One Piece sound mighty and domineering, but One Piece sounds so frustrating?

"I, Dragon God Jian, was also happily teased by my brother today..." Jian, who had had enough fuss, finally stopped, and said a narration like a disgusting zombie, "I have a new title today too. ..."

Not only is he a disgusting sports geek, but he is also a pathetic jerk. Today's orangutan key also has new attributes.

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At about [-]:[-], the gate of the school has already appeared in the field of vision, just need to cross two streets...

During this time period, there are not many people here. Except for the club members who have morning classes, most of the other students should have breakfast in bed, or sleep on the dining table... Then they found out that they were running on the way to school with bread in their mouths ——The wisdom of mortals, everyone thinks about impossible things. I think it is fake for them to rush to school, but it is true for them to suddenly bump into a man and a girl head-on at a mysterious corner. How is it possible that what happened in the novel...

"There's a monster!" Suddenly, the orangutan key and I shouted at the same time, and we quickly backed away. At the corner ahead, a motorcycle roared out—obviously, this was a long-planned bad behavior. It seems that we have been waiting for a long time.

"Bastard!" the orangutan key yelled, "I almost hit it! You violent man did it on purpose!"

"Cut..." The girl sitting on the motorcycle opened the windshield of the helmet, glanced at us, and muttered regretfully, "It missed..."

"You really want to kill me bastard! You are planning to cause a car accident! You are planning to use your status as a minor to escape the criminal law!" Jian jumped to the side of the rider, putting on a vicious look of a delinquent boy.

"No, it's just your illusion." The girl took off the helmet, and then deliberately turned her head away—this kind of action of covering up duplicity in a wordless way... I always feel a little familiar.

"Good morning, Qingzi." I greeted in a decent and normal way as usual, "Today I also came to school by motorcycle."

"Yes! Sincerity... No, Senior Dragon God!" Sure enough, although they were acquaintances when they were young, they became more and more divided when they grew up. This girl named Aozaki Aoko responded with an attitude that I am very familiar with. Dao—restrained, with evasive eyes, and a slight blush on his face due to nervousness.Although I unknowingly established an image of the "silent dragon god president" in school, I was treated like this by my childhood friend who could be called a childhood sweetheart...

"You woman, why are you pretending to be pure in front of big brother... Pfft!" What an elbow!Qingzi did a great job!Although you can mock and tease the orangutan button wantonly, but as the eldest brother, you are not allowed to punch your younger brother. I am really satisfied with you doing so.I pushed my glasses, and shot a cold light. I lightly tapped my right foot, and tripped the back button.

Although you can't swing your fists at each other...but you can also shoot your feet.

Qingzi, who took off his helmet, has long flying hair hanging loosely. The school uniform is wrapped with an expensive and fashionable white coat, and the knee-high boots are wrapped with thick black pantyhose. The so-called beautiful high school students know how to wear school uniforms. Make yourself more beautiful in the world, no doubt, this well-known beauty is the master of this way.This lively and majestic outfit coupled with her dignified appearance and tall figure is really amazing.

In short, let me introduce her again. The girl's name is Aozaki Aoko, and the family seems to be a well-known local family with a long history.At this moment, she was bickering with my idiot brother, yelling so murderously.

...I'm so upset, I really am.Mingming can make as much noise as he likes when talking with the orangutan key, but when he talks to me, he is ridiculously reserved, and his eyes are still evasive. From the experience I have read in the five romance novels of 760, this guy is probably secretly in love with my idiot Brother, why is this kid so popular with women?

That's right - in my eyes, if Qingzi is a girlfriend, she can definitely score 95 points. She has a much better-developed figure than ordinary high school students, has a beautiful appearance, and a lively and mischievous personality. Although she is an ordinary girl He is a high school student, but he has a brave and stubborn temper. He is not ordinary if he says it is ordinary, and he is not special if he says it is special...but this is just right.

I don't expect my girlfriend to be the first heir and princess of the most powerful country in the universe...

But... Qingzi seems to have a crush on my younger brother. My mother said that an older brother cannot be robbed from a younger brother... Although I think so, Gorilla Key always has an attitude of occupying the latrine and not pulling it, like that The protagonist of this kind of beautiful girl game, a set of Taijiquan flows smoothly, just doesn’t choose, just drags... When I talked to Gorilla Key with a very serious attitude, his eyes made me so sad, it’s almost It's like looking at an alien, and there is actually a sense of superiority after a sudden realization, your sister, what are you so proud of, a shameless winner in life.

I don't want to get in the way here... Gently pushing my glasses, I said indifferently: "I'm going first, the student union still has something to do."

"Hey, just leave like this? What a puzzled brother, it's rare that this guy... Pfft!" In the middle of speaking, the orangutan key was hit with a fierce elbow again, no, this time it was the whole schoolbag that hit the face, After Qingzi gave Jian a fierce look, he said to me with a smile, "Then I'll go first, after all, motorcycles need to be parked in a safe place."

"Well, be careful all the way." I nodded, stepped on the key and walked forward with a tragic and fallen body, hiding my identity and name deeply.

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Wherever he went, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, thousands of paths and people disappeared, everything was silent, and there was no sound.

...Although it is a bit exaggerated, this is indeed the result of my journey.Whoever you are staring at, the other person must check your whole body immediately, whether the collar is neat, whether the buttons are fastened, whether the zipper of the trousers is properly pulled, okay, although I don’t have a domineering air, but I do have a paralyzed face. It's very majestic, at least much more majestic than that vampire who can only hold his head and squat in defense, but the problem is, I have tried to smile at someone, but since I scared a girl to cry, I don't do it anymore.For this question, Gorilla Key once gave some reasonable answers. He said that there are several types of handsomeness. My type had to smile after saving the girl from the overheated isolation cabin with my own hands. Everything works.

In normal times... If the unsmiling Dragon God President smiled at someone, it must be conveying the hint of "you are dead".

Nima, who did this rumor come from?

In contrast, the orangutan Jian who followed me but didn't go all the way with me looked like a fool. In fact, this bitch has always been the target of the disciplinary committee's stalking and attacking, because I privately told Minister Furutekawa, don't worry about it. Don't indulge in the orangutan key because of me, and I am very satisfied with the actions of that girl with a broken sense of justice...

"Student Long Shenjian! Please button up your jacket!" Sure enough, a member of the discipline committee had already attacked the orangutan Jian.

"Hey, I don't want it, it's so hot in summer." Sure enough, the sound of the key was as bad as ever.

I snorted coldly, turned around, and turned my eyes to my stupid brother with meaningful eyes—there were three messages in my eyes, which threatened the key from three aspects: diet, economy, and spirit. After the lesson, even the gorilla can understand these meanings through conditioned reflexes. Sure enough, the gorilla quickly adjusted his clothes, raised his arm at me, and stomped his feet fiercely: "Hi! Hitler! !"

Although there are very few people now, a small number of people paying attention to this side still showed a hidden smile, and then looked at me and Jian with complicated eyes. I shook my head and walked slowly towards the teaching building. , while the key is shaken three times in one step, aiming.

My brother and I are like that - when we're together, I can take some nasty jokes and he'll take them like a fool.But in front of others, I am the eldest son of the Dragon God family, a well-known genius boy, and he is the second son of the Dragon God family, a sloppy athlete.

——But this is modern society, not ancient Athens. Here, no athlete, no matter how fast he runs, will not be called the incarnation of a god, nor will he enjoy great glory, especially compared to me, he only Can be an ordinary brother who is ignorant and incompetent.

This guy... probably lives in trouble too. Although he has a rough look, he will definitely look at my back secretly and bewilderedly when I didn't notice. Because he is a brother, of course he will be compared by people , Because he is a brother, he will be gossiped behind his back because of such a big gap with his brother.

But he still looks like he doesn't care and is very great. This fool, can he die if he works harder?

"Student Jian! You're also doing morning exercises today!" <! "

"Brother Jian, come on, sister is watching you!"

Just when I was thinking this way, several girls' calls came to my ears, I turned my head indifferently, today's Dragon God Key is still surrounded by girls, I nodded silently, sure enough, let this It's better for the guy to keep suffering.

The winners in life and everything... go to death.