Xueba also wants to fall in love

First of all, I want to say that everything in this world is wonderful, and school is the epitome of this world.Why do you say that?Because I feel that the Tianqi High School where I belong gathers all human beings and their non-human perverts. They passed serious exams, serious banknotes, serious backdoors, and serious specialty admissions to enter Tianqi High School, the number one in the world, and then completely Completely exposed the ugly face, or played with fpf all day long, or set up strange clubs openly claiming to find partners of superpowers, aliens and future people, or entrenched in the light music department endlessly drinking black tea to show off ——It’s fine if you keep your own law and order like this. The most terrible thing is that they often get together and always want to make some big news, and the most representative one is the competitive legal fight.

"President! President!" I sat at my desk, counting three two one in my heart, and sure enough, three seconds later, the door of the president's office was pushed open, "Student Yurika Hirai from the Kendo Club talked to the King of Fighters again last night. The Yagami-an students from the club got into a fight!"

This boy's name is Wang Er... Wrong, his name is Hei Tong Qianya, and his function in the student union is the secretary-general of the secretariat, that is, my chief assistant.By the way, he has the ability to collect information like a search engine. His dream in the future is to create a brand-new Internet search engine, hack Google, and kick Yahoo. The nickname in the student union is Black Tong Magic Mirror.

If the members of the student union have any problems that need Hei Tong to solve, they will basically ask: "Mirror, mirror, tell me..."

And this poet-like Mr. Hei Tong would also smile shyly: "Fuck you..."

"Don't be impatient... Heitong, the reason why you are so restless is that it's not just that simple. It's just the fight between the pineapple bun star and the red-haired autistic monster." I waved my hand, "According to the usual Judging from the situation... this incident has developed into a gang fight again."

"Yes, I made a special trip to the school hospital this morning, and Nanase Ren and Tsunade-sensei who were on duty there told me that a lot of gauze and potions were used last night." Hei Tonggan also pushed Glasses, reflecting a cold light—by the way, everyone around me likes to do actions that give me a sense of déjà vu—he continued, "So I..."

I waved my hand and interrupted the speech of my chief intelligence officer. In fact, I think it is more suitable for him to work for the FBI or MI[-] than to build a search engine company in the future.Heitong Demon Mirror Lord doesn't have a good reputation among the campus reactionaries, because no matter how covertly those sluts handle their deeds, they will be picked out one by one by Heitong Demon Mirror Lord, which is not surprising Yes, because in the first year of high school, Heitong Mojing-kun once joined the detective agency, and became close friends with the president Kudo Shinichi-kun, Kanzaki Aria, and Jin Tianyi, so it is not surprising that he has such abilities: " result."

"Yes, at about three o'clock yesterday afternoon, Hirai from the Kendo Club met Yagami from the King of Fighters Club, and Yagami accidentally knocked over Hirai's pineapple buns, and the two had an argument. Due to the long-standing friction between the Kendo Club and the King of Fighters Club, they met each other a few days ago Oga had a fight with the Qizhang Club of the King of Fighters Club because of his height, so under the new and old hatred, Hirai challenged Yagami, and the two made an appointment to fight." Hei Tonggan also narrated the events at that time with a blank face , as if he had been on the sidelines all the time, the name of the Black Tong magic mirror is well-deserved, "The two started fighting under the Xindu Bridge. Soon, Karasuma and Kazuhimura Kenshin from the Kendo Department who heard the news joined the battle group , Yagami was at a disadvantage with one against three, and 5 minutes later, Lucar and Kagura Chizuru from the King of Fighters Club came to support, and the King of Fighters Club had the upper hand. During the melee, Yoichi Karasuma's wooden sword broke and pieces Hit the passing member of the Gun Department, Cu Chuulin, and the Gun Department joined the battle. The increasingly chaotic situation was hit by Nazu from the Mage Research Club and Uzumaki Naruto from the Konoha Club. Before, I wanted to go to eat ramen together, and then... you know. But at this time, Aiolia, who had a grudge with Natsu in the astronomy department, accidentally saw Natsu fighting, so she went to the Go fight Sap..."

In the end, Black Tong Mojing made a conclusion: "The quarrel caused by a pineapple bun led to a large-scale fighting. More than forty people participated in the battle. Club, Astronomy Club, Shonhoku Basketball Club, Magister Research Club, Konoha Club, Soul Phenomena Research Club, Ocean Sailing Club and other clubs were involved..."

"A pineapple bun..." I flicked my forehead, "Heitong, what do you think?"

"Responding to the president, I think there must be something wrong with this matter." Hei Tongqian also said seriously, "In any case, those who violate the discipline should be severely punished, and why are everyone so keen on fighting... We must find a way to divert their attention." The essence is right."

"Then deal with it in accordance with the regulations..." I sighed, "Call the Minister of Public Security and order the [-]th Section of the Nursing School to dispatch and arrest these cheating bastards into the confinement room. Hmph, these are regular customers—— It seems that the existing confinement room can no longer satisfy them, so tell the confinement room's Master Xu Yuanxuan that his tricks need to be updated."

"Understood... Then came the usual reprimand." Hei Tongqian also smiled.

"That's right, Kyo Kusanagi, President of the King of Fighters Club, Artoria, Head of the Kendo Department, Remilia, Head of the Gun Department, Saori Kido, Head of the Astronomy Department, Takenori Akagi, President of the Shonhoku Basketball Club, and Researcher of the Magisters. Erusa from the club, Jiraiya, the president of the Konoha Club, Aizen from the Soul Phenomena Research Club, and Gore D. Roger, the president of the Ocean Sailing Club... I will lead people here after school in the afternoon." I sighed With a sigh of relief, "Thanks to those bastards, I at least got acquainted with the presidents of the major clubs."

"They are all regular visitors of the student union." Hei Tongqian also laughed.

As you can see, there are nearly a hundred clubs registered in Tianqi High School. There are not only the King of Fighters Club, the Kendo Club, and the Music Club, the main clubs with a long history of talents, but also the SOS Club, SSS Club, and FFF Club. This kind of curiosity-seeking loss of organization, not to mention the kind of lower-limit club that is on the verge of being abolished. A group of brats who don't study hard get together and jump up and down all day long. At least 60.00% of the energy of the student union will be involved by these bastards. So thanks to them, the student union also has a lot of curious institutions such as the Thirteen Fans of the Nursing School—there is no way to suppress this group of troublemakers.

"Also, Mr. Ginba, who was in the third-year group Z, was drunk and made a fuss last night at Xicuizhuang, trying to moleste the proprietress, but was severely injured by Mr. Tsunade who was also drinking there..." Mr. Heitong said with a troubled expression, " Chairman, this..."

...damn natural rolls.I calmly said: "For this kind of thing... I will trouble you to go, Hei Tong-kun. Use this as a threat to blackmail the first issue of "Youth Jump" that Mr. Yinba cherished, and then accidentally on a delicate occasion Disclose this matter to Teacher Hijikata, you can do this kind of thing."

"If you can do it, you can do it..." Hei Tonggan also sighed slightly, "You are so bad, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?"