Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps: Since I want to write, I have to fight for something...Everyone, please recommend and collect.

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"School swimsuits and gym shorts will never die as long as I am the principal of this school!"

As you can see literally... This is the speech made by the principal of our school at the teacher-student representative meeting of the whole school. Guns, but this old thing... ahem, Mr. Chuan Shen Tie Xin still maintains the xing·yu of a young man... I mean vitality.

By the way, I personally feel that the old man's granddaughter, a female gorilla named Kawasami Emoyo, will probably look like Kawasami Emoyo if my stupid younger brother is mothered.His head is full of muscles, and he always wants to cause trouble for others all day long, but he is surprisingly good at fighting. As for the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi, I think it is obvious that Chuan Shen Gorilla has a better appearance... And it's gay, which doubles the level of nausea.Such a female monkey has a bad personality and loves to play tricks on people. She once regarded me as a target, for example, after borrowing money everywhere, throwing the creditor country to me, for example, pestering me to hold the world in the name of the student union The First Martial Arts Association... I really have no way to deal with her other than multiplying the bill by ten and giving it to the old thief Chuan Shen for reimbursement.After all, she is a muscular gorilla, and she is a female. She can't be chased away, or beaten. She's a whole brown candy, until one day I discovered a weakness of her...

Well, don’t mention the characters who are like gorilla keys. In fact, what I want to express is... Usually in anime works, among a group of abnormal humans, there is always a poor normal person who acts as a narrator and narrator. Regrettably, in Tianqi High School, a high school full of cheaters and idiots, I seem to be that terrible character.

Think about the so-called school-wide teacher-student congress. Do you think that at the meeting where "I feel so powerful when I hear the name", the head teachers of all grades and classes, people from all walks of life in the student union, people without party affiliation, etc. gathered together, but the principal took pictures. What a lost thing it is to shout at the table that "school swimsuits and gym shorts will never die", and there is something even more lost, that is, all the male teachers and students attending the meeting have fallen into a state of frenzy, and for the first time in their lives, they are in harmony. The principal's decision...

You said at least women are restrained?Okay, let me tell you a secret, among the many novelty hunting clubs on campus, there is a cheating place called "Men's Public Relations Department".Yes, the club's action guide is just like what you read literally. A group of rich young masters are full of food and doing cowherd activities in it. It is said that there are already many female teachers and female students. I went in to have fun, and became a repeat customer, which led to the male public relations department ranking among the best in the society's evaluation, applying for everything, all the way to the green light, what's more, they seem to even entertain men... Cough cough, you said I don't want it Spread rumors?I can only tell you solemnly, please don’t doubt Heitong Magic Mirror’s intelligence capabilities, those lists and evidence are kept in my hands as a threat... No, I mean an auxiliary tool to ask them to cooperate, otherwise you think The work of the student union has received full cooperation from all walks of life, and what is the reason why insiders have even penetrated into all corners of the country?

To sum up, everyone should understand.Although the president of the student council holds great power and has a great reputation, he also has to deal with a group of unreasonable bastards. Due to the high degree of autonomy of the student council, I not only have to ask about the fights that occur from time to time, but also care about the rhythm change curve of the teacher group, for example ...

——A certain silver-haired natural curly who is hugging my thigh and crying loudly is the representative of the teacher group without restraint.Sakata Ginpachi, obviously has the appearance of a young man, but inside he is as decadent as an uncle, and his life habits are in a mess—booger picking and bombing, not washing his hands when going to the toilet—or washing his hands when going to the toilet without paper.He loves sweets and likes to watch "Juvenile Jump". He belongs to the high-level "non-burnable garbage" level in the waste group of Tianqi High School. Due to alcoholism, buying sweets and various books, he is often on the verge of financial collapse. Now he is three years old. The head teacher of Class Z in Year Z, leading a group of students who cheated on their fathers.

I forcibly resisted the urge to kick this non-recyclable and non-burnable water-filled garbage away: "Mr. Yinba, you made it difficult for me, and made it look like I came to collect debts. Although you have already borrowed me 740 Six thousand seven hundred and forty-four thousand two ri yuan, plus interest, a total of 40 two ri yuan, when did I reach out to you?"

The silver-haired natural curly hair looked at the hand in front of him indifferently: "So... is this a hallucination I had when I was drunk?"

"It's just a reflex." I withdrew my hand calmly, and then Teacher Sakata Ginpachi seemed to realize what I just said, "...Hey! Why is the principal only more than 3 yuan, plus interest is 40 yuan Yes! Isn't the interest ten percent!"

"What's the matter." I pushed my glasses, "I said at the time that the interest is ten, which means ten times, that is, one thousand percent. You signed the IOU without even reading it clearly. Who is to blame for this?"

"Asshole! I was drunk that time! You loan usury indiscriminately, it's even worse than grabbing someone else's hand and ordering 'agree to duel' while someone is asleep in SAO!" Ginba-sensei roared.

"Huh, teacher also plays sao?" I was stunned for a moment, then nodded indifferently, "Then that idiot samurai named Sakata Gintoki is you, holding a wooden sword called Lake Toya..."

"You! You... Are you the one..." The eyeballs of the dead fish eyes became more prominent, and Mr. Yinba had a deceitful expression, "That heavy-tasting iceberg boy has Sao's first defensive artifact" okay Makoto Ito of Ship Shield'!"

"Hey, dead fish eye over there, who do you think is a heavy taste?" A cold light flashed in my eyes, "Believe it or not, I will send the IOU to the school affairs office and ask them to transfer your next month's salary directly to my account?"

"Hero! Please don't do this!" Mrs. Ginpachi saluted, and then showed a flattering smile, "Today, Mr. Kuroto Mikiya from the Student Council Secretariat came to convey your majesty's will..."

"Has it been conveyed?" I nodded, "...So, teacher, did you bring something?"

The first issue of the luxurious limited edition collection of "Shounen Jump".The so-called "Juvenile Jump", together with "Kindness to Heaven" and "Women's Clothing World", are known as the three major unofficial magazines of Tianqi High School. I don't know about "Shounen Jump", but according to Kuroto Mikiya-kun, "Kindness Paradise" seems to be a secret publication of Konohasha, and the editor-in-chief and editor-in-charge of "Women's Wear World" are the influential figures of our school. The third graders are Gido Mariya and Miyakoji Mizuho.The two of them belong to the same mysterious club organization "Lucifer Mountain Group", and the members are some girls who are quite popular on campus, such as Kinoshita Hideyoshi, or Concubine Chihaya... I have also had a relationship with them I don't know why, I always feel that there is something wrong...

"No!" Teacher Yinba screamed, "Please don't do this! Only this..."

...Finally, this farce was discovered by others. The students passing by saw the scene here and shivered one by one. Many girls even showed fanatic looks in their eyes, as if they had heard "the president likes you!" Strange speeches such as "Shou on the Year".

——I always feel that there are no girls to post, and even a lot of people dodge it. This group of unscrupulous bastards played a big role, especially Mr. Ginpachi who rubbed and rubbed on my pants and touched me. snot, get ready...

"Teacher Yinba, if you dare to wipe it on." I made a cold voice, "Tomorrow I will replace all the flushing water in public toilets with strawberry milk, and replace all the toilet paper with "Youth Jump", restricting schools All stores and supermarkets sell you any sugary snacks, please ask the mayor to issue a special prohibition order for Sakata Ginpachi, dismantle your little sheep, and then transfer you to Mr. Hijikata as a deputy."

"Ahahaha...Ahahaha...Student Longshen, Mr. Cheng, Chairman, Your Majesty the Emperor!" Teacher Ginba withdrew his hand with a dry smile, wiped his white coat vigorously, and then pushed Pushing the glasses, "Please don't say such horrible words with a calm face, do you want the world to be destroyed!"

"I don't think it's bad to completely crush your worldview and existence value." I said lightly.

"Ahaha! You, you are always saying duplicity. You obviously admire my teacher, and you are obviously a good person. You have to pretend to be a sadist. The three characters are really female. It’s cute.” Mr. Ginba patted my shoulder and said unreliable words, “That’s it, Cheng-kun, you are 16 years old this year, and you are 16 years old without a girlfriend! You are obviously a student with so good grades Xueba, or the student council president with invincible reputation, why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess? Love is like an octopus, it is impossible to take the initiative to send it to your door!"

...Hitting the nail on the head, this kind of thing is the only problem that Ben Xueba has never understood since he was born.

The slut was naturally watching my expression in secret, but he was disappointed. How can this kind of scumbag uncle be able to figure out the thoughtful expression that reads majestic writing, and it is obvious that I came to pull his pigtails, so I can't let him dominated the topic.

"Mortal wisdom." I said coldly, "Haven't you always been a virgin?"