Xueba also wants to fall in love

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To my doubts, Ginba teacher launched a very fierce rebuttal: "How could it be a virgin! How can I say that I am also..."

"Have you already had the first experience?" I pushed my glasses, "Teacher Gui Xiaotaro from group x?"

"How is that possible! That guy is a man!" Ginba teacher yelled, "I'm not gay!"

"Oh?" I nodded, "That's Grandma Toshi, I never thought Mr. Sakata would be so hungry."

"How could it be that old woman... Hey! Wigs are nothing more than that, why do you even know Toshi!" Mrs. Ginpachi had a puzzled expression on his face, "I went there to drink! You immoral minor!"

"No, the strange uncle who owed the rent." I said coldly, "I have been sued here."

"...Damn it, being despised by a student in all directions!" Mr. Ginpachi thumped the ground with the attitude of a defeated dog.

"No... the current situation of Teacher Sakata is something even an enterprising person can despise." I condescendingly gave Natural Juan a knowing blow, "Arrears of rent, drinking and making trouble, being beaten by female teachers, being despised by male colleagues... ..."

...Seeing Teacher Ginpachi's tears streaming down his face, he suddenly felt very refreshed. Could it be that I was shaking?

"Drinking strawberry milk and watching "Juvenile Jump" like a little kid, envious and jealous because of the experience of the winner in the book, obviously don't understand the bitterness of black coffee but insisted on drinking that original drink, the week before I was reading a boy manga, but I suddenly chose an obscure and difficult genuine English book..." I raised my eyes and said slowly.

"The second half is not me! The second half is clearly a description of the second half of the disease!" Teacher Ginpachi shouted.

"As expected, you also watched that new show." There was a sharp murderous look in my eyes, "You perverted dead house uncle."

"Didn't you watch it!" Teacher Yinba let out a shrill howl.

"Cut, the wisdom of dead fish eyes." I turned my head and adjusted my glasses.

"...Why do you have to be despised by you little bastard in a strange place! What's wrong with the dead fish eyes! Are the dead fish eyes hindering you!" Mr. Ginba clenched his fists, "Why is my majestic three-year-old z The class teacher will be ridiculed by the student council president!"

"You still know..." I sneered, "Your class has the worst reputation in the whole school! The third graders are not very popular in school, isn't it because the idiots in your class have been doing Is it stupid!"

"Even if you say that..." Teacher Ginba adjusted his glasses, "I am not the only one who can subdue those idiots."

"So you messed around with them!" I sternly said, "Aren't you the idiot who helped Shinsuke Takasugi hang the duck raised by Mr. Katsura Kotaro on the tree, and then plucked the feathers with a vacuum cleaner!"

"Ahaha, that..." Ginba-sensei picked his nostrils, and a lump of booger popped out, "Is it Heitong Gestapo Ganye again? The five big dogs of Dragon God, this bastard is the most hateful!"

"Five big bastards?" I wondered, "Is there still such a saying? Hmm... Kuroto Kanya, Abe Takato, Hakurei Reimu, Amakusa Shino... Who else is there?

"You bastard! Do you know your subordinates quite well!" Teacher Yinba screamed, "He said all the time that the school's clubs and clubs are not good, a group of weird people, and the guys in your direct cabinet are the most curious!"

"Isn't it just to deal with you bastards!" I snorted coldly, "I don't have the time to reason with you. Controlling madness with madness is the kingly way. With Heitong Magic Mirror, who dares to play tricks, with Abe With a gay guy, which man dares to look at me! With Amakusa yellow jokes, which woman dares to play with my temper! With Boli City in charge... I! Look! Who! Dare! Let it go! Spit! Phlegm!"

"...In a sense, the fact that you don't have a girlfriend is purely self-inflicted." Mr. Ginba said in a low voice.

"What did you say?" I sneered, "Do you want to go to the file room now and look for your criminal record?"

"Crime is not a word!" Sakata Ginpachi jumped up and said, "At best, it's just disrupting social order!"

... This guy actually has such self-knowledge.

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, a boy in his prime should not use all his energy to torment us poor people." Sakata Ginpachi put his arms around my shoulders with a wretched smile, " Brother, don’t you just want a girlfriend? I can introduce you, it’s cheaper for you, as long as you tear up the IOU..."

"Nonsense, who said I'm going to find a girlfriend." I pushed him away and said coldly, "I'm obviously a high school student, do you know how to love?"

"Boys and girls grow up in constant love, student council president." Here again, Ginpachi put on a disgusted look, "Besides, if you don't delve into the inside, you can be deceived by your appearance." Some naive little girls."

What does it mean not to delve into the inner world?Isn't the inner world of a stuffy Sao Xueba not rich enough?

Natural Juan actually knows how to strike while the iron is hot, and then smiled and said: "Don't look at me like this teacher, but I know a lot of cute girls, for example, Shimura Tae, the sister of Shimura Shinpachi, a student in our class, and the wig daughter Gui Daisy, for example, Gui Yanye, Gui Daiju's distant cousin... tell me, what kind of girl do you like? Or do you have a girl you like and dare not confess, let the teacher give me advice..."

Teacher Yinba had a wretched face, and bumped my chest: "Or do you mean you, a black-bellied madman, want to eat grass on the side of the nest? There are also many good-looking people in your student union, or they have plans for the teachers in the school." ? You bad student..."

"That's it..." I was so annoyed that I decided to use my trump card, "Mr. Yinba, it's okay if you don't hand over the first issue. There is a job here. As long as you do it well, I will let you go this time. Why? Sample??"

"...What conspiracy do you have?" Mr. Sakata suddenly showed an alert expression.

"You misunderstood me, teacher." I pushed my glasses, "Yesterday, Nura Rikusheng from the Nura Monster Research Club submitted an application to cooperate with the Zombie Lovers Association, the Vampire Strange Story Club, and Yu Yubai. The book club held a social club called "Hyakki Night Walk", you know, to prevent Aikawa Ayumi from the Zombie Association and Sensui from Yuyu Hakusho Club from fighting, and Flandre from the Vampire Strange Story Department will be the head of the Gun Department Remilia is involved, we need a strong teacher to sit in charge."

I squinted my eyes and looked at Mr. Sakata, whose eyes were a bit erratic: "There is food and housing in charge, and you can experience the so-called strange talk customs at close range. I think the brave Mr. Ginpachi should cherish this opportunity."

"Ahaha...Ahaha...I suddenly remembered that there is a TV show I really want to watch is about to start..." Natural Juan began to talk about him, "The weather is also very good today, student Longshen, Teacher, I..."

"If you skip class now, I will report it to the supervisory department." I pushed my glasses, "Or is the teacher afraid of ghosts?"

"Are you kidding! It's not a five-year-old kid who has to cover his head with a quilt and tremble at night!" Teacher Yinba's expression can only be described as stern, "Afraid of ghosts or something... Hahahaha... I am the Lord of Demons and Monsters! I just disdain those unscientific things, and I tell you very seriously, Hijikata should prefer to accept this task!"

Hijikata, that is, Hijikata Shishiro, is also the cheating teacher of this school. The relationship with Mr. Sakata can be said to be incompatible, but the two of them maintain a considerable tacit understanding and similarity in some places that should not be, for example... Surprisingly afraid of ghosts.

...this bitch.

"Tomorrow morning." The glasses reflected a cold light, I said lightly, "I hope to see the first issue of "Youth Jump" appear on my desk, otherwise, the order to be the instructor of 'Hundred Ghosts of the Night' will appear On your desk, please don't take any chances...tonight, say goodbye to it..."

"How... how can it be, how can you take that child out of my hands! Are you a devil!" Sakata Ginpachi suddenly looked mournful, with tears in his eyes, trembling slightly, "Then...please at least... Please at least treat it well..."

"That depends on your performance. In the future, obediently dedicate your strength to me and become my knife..." I sneered slightly, "In this case, maybe there will be a chance in the future, and continue to protect it..."

"What exactly do you want to do?" Sakata Ginpachi shrank slightly after hearing my words.

"It's nothing, the world is so boring, always do something interesting to make it more lively. No one can stop me, you, students, or teachers. I'm going to make Tianqi High School my thing, or make it It turned into ashes before my eyes!" I opened my hand to Ah Yin who was on the ground, "Because within the school, everything is determined by my will!"

"..."

"...It seems that I am really not suitable to be this kind of protagonist." I withdrew my hand and said calmly, "Think about it yourself."