Xueba also wants to fall in love

"Mother, I'm going out for a while." After dinner, I looked at my phone and said to my mother who was washing the dishes.

"Oh!" the orangutan Jian, who had just experienced a severe blow and recovered heartlessly within two hours, shouted loudly, "Mom! Brother is going to the nightclub! Long Shencheng is going to become a bad boy who doesn't return home at night. Already!"

The mother smiled and turned back: "I'm already 16 years old, my family's Cheng should have a little contact with the world of adults, is the money enough? Even though I went to talk to some cute girls, but I can't take them home for the night, and I can't spend the night. Not return……"

"Agreed! I actually agreed!" Long Shenjian exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Master! Please allow me to accompany my elder brother! The recent nights are too dangerous. It's even more terrifying when it comes to the discharge junior high school students who wander around outside at night to attract bad fights!"

"Key..." Mother was still smiling, but a cold light flashed in her eyes, "Just sit."

"Yes!" Gorilla Jian immediately sat upright, without looking sideways, and put on the appearance of a good child. Then the mother turned around, holding a shining kitchen knife in her hand—wait a minute, what are you doing with the kitchen knife? It's all over, are you washing the dishes with a kitchen knife?The mother chopped the kitchen knife into the cutting board casually, and said with a smile, "I haven't finished talking about the H book..."

I thought about it in my mind, and gave up the idea of ​​adding insult to injury. After all, as the eldest son and eldest brother, I can't do some things too blatantly. Anyway, the orangutan key is about to be unlucky. I walked to the entrance, put on my shoes, and opened the door.

Gorilla Jian's nonsense still came from behind: "Mom! Mom! Brother, he's out! Is it okay to leave it alone? Brother, he will suddenly take off his glasses on the street, and then follow the cute girl to the hotel and then Ring the doorbell, and finally use a knife to divide the house into seventeen parts the moment the other party opens the door unsuspecting!"

"..." Tomorrow, I will invite Gorilla Jian's class teacher to come for a home visit. I will pull out the record book of Gorilla Jian's bad deeds since the beginning of school from Heitong Mojing-jun's database, and then let Gorilla Jian's class teacher Yiwen Mutsuki bring these The material came to my home for a home visit, so it was decided.

Walking slowly on the street, I sentenced the orangutan to death.

Of course, the destination is not a nightclub or something. I didn’t want to go to Tsunade or Sakata Ginpachi’s pigtails today... The place I want to go is a game store, which is 10 minutes away from my home. It’s a walk.

""Summon of Cute Girls 9: Black Silk Action", "Virgin Crisis 5", "Ancient H Book 6: Thunder Bluff"." I put these games that are full of shame just by looking at their names expressionlessly. Go to the cash register, and then pay the bill.

"... Tsk, the taste of Longshen is still as curious as ever." The clerk in front of the cashier snorted in a tone of seeing cockroaches, "If this continues, will there be 'three non-cold-faced perverts attacking passers-by at night? 'What about this kind of news?"

The clerk of this game store, the part-time worker here, is my classmate Minase Rukusu.With a poisonous tongue, a black belly, a study freak, and a star who would die without a book in his hand, he and I belong to the species that stands at the top of the food chain like a school bully.At this moment, she is wearing a blue shop assistant uniform similar to an apron outfit, coupled with short purple hair and small half-rim glasses, she looks full of housewife-style beauty, but in fact, she is a classmate. Even the few rebels in the whole school who are still trembling under the majesty of the student council president but are still unyielding.

But that doesn't mean I can't do anything about her. I pushed my glasses and said indifferently, "Hurry up, or I'll complain to you."

"..." Minase raised his eyes in the same way, and the lenses reflected the indoor lights into a killing light. In this deserted shop, two stars with reflective glasses stared at each other indifferently, and opened their terrifying three-powerless eyes. Field... Well, it's not a good habit to complain about yourself.

"Then, the three games, including my labor fee, total 67 ri, thank you for your patronage." Minase still honestly sealed the game in a bag, "They are all galgames, specially designed to prevent girls from being found prepared by the pathetic man."

I took out 140 eight ri out of my pocket and handed it to Minase Ryunan. As a clerk, her work attitude is lazy and bad. If you ask her to recommend a game, she will definitely answer Tetris Or Super Mario.But I'm not going to keep quiet about the provocation of "a sad man who can't find a girl".

"Hey, let me tell you." I pushed my glasses, "If I found a girlfriend, would you be happy?"

"..." Sure enough, after repeated trials, Minase's eyes changed, and then fell silent.

Therefore, although it is a disgusting gorilla, the Dragon God Key can still come in handy in some ways.Back then, he once said to me, "If someone attacks my elder brother with the weakness of 'I don't have a girlfriend', then just say to her, 'Would you be happy if I found a girlfriend'?" Sure enough, this tactic has been tried repeatedly. .People I've asked this question, men and women, fell into a terrible silence, then became guilty, and finally changed the subject.

...I always feel that I seem to be losing something precious all the time.

"I said, Minase, you should change your service attitude occasionally." I looked around the store, and there was no customer other than me, "If this is the case, the business will not improve."

"No, besides Ryujin, there are still a few regular customers." Minase glanced at me, "And, why do you think I chose to work here?"

I looked at the textbook she put on the table and nodded: "I see...do you spend all your time studying?"

"That's right, I'm not as good as Ryujin-san, I'm curious about my tastes, and I've covered a wide range of subjects." Minase said indifferently.

"Whether it is, whether it is reading a book or a movie, or even playing a game, it is a way to communicate with the author's thoughts." I adjusted my glasses, "After you have fully comprehended the information on these media, you will use these understandings to Seeing the author's state of mind, and even his life's perception and knowledge essence, isn't this kind of joy of stealing other people's life's spiritual wealth and prying into other people's souls exciting?"

"You're really perverted, as expected of Ryugami-san." Mizumase glanced at me, "But why did you play galgames? If you just want to gain knowledge, playing galgames is undoubtedly a relatively slow way."

"The reason for playing galgame?" I touched my chin, "When I was 13 years old, when I was confused about how to face life, didn't know how to deal with the future, and even despaired of this boring world, there was a girl The child said to me..."

"If you're confused, go play galgames and find a way to make everyone happy'?" Minase took over the conversation with a surprised look on his face, "Is this the route of warmth? Are you a bad guy trying to change everyone's opinion of you by showing off such a whitewashing history? Unfortunately, your image in the hearts of all the students in the school has been deeply ingrained, even if you leave the rain gear in your hand to the dog on the side of the road on a heavy rainy day If the dog shelters from the wind and rain and is accidentally seen by classmates, it will not start the attack route, maybe people will think that you want to capture the poor dog back and transform it into a zombie dog and report to the police.”

"...Although I don't know what you are talking about, but I think you are wrong." A cold light flashed in my eyes, "The girl said to me, 'Go play galgame, find out from the game to play with everyone way between applause'."

"Who is that person! I want to call the police uncle! This is a crime of abetting with serious consequences!"